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Click here to check out an interview Master P. just did with The New Yorker.
They even gave us a homework assignment!
Why the fuck is this douche calling himself "Master P"? LOL…bitch, please. DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR, INDEED.
MS Paint??? On a MAC?
Re: Andy27 –
didnt he just change his name?? lol did he change it back???
Im soo confused….and I have a meeting to go to so I'll see yall lata!!
I
I do love you Perez you are my drug…
Re: Andy27 –
yay….we have the room to ourselves…we should eat each others asses.
lol
Re: Andy27 –
fuck the meeting….meeting??? what meeting??? lol
Why don't draw some indentations where your waist should normally be on your own pics, Master Porker?
and that's not freud, you putz, it's einstein….
Re: abercorey – No…It's Perez who now calls himself "Master P".
I can pee, does that make me a master?
i am bored
Old crusty white dude.
????? I don't see any homework assignment. Fuck.
Re: abbynormal – Perez always refers to himself as 'us' and 'we'.
I'm not sure why Perez posted a photo of Einstein, though. He must have confused Physicist with Psychiatrist. Those 'P' words, and the extra syllable, must have confused Perez, something terrible. I can just imagine him laying on his bed, with an icepack on his forehead, after that little bit of guesswork (which he got wrong). lol
Einstein on Perezhilton.com???
mariah is better?
are you kidding?
he is the person who made so many things we rely on.
sdjoa
lalalapalooooza