What Kind Of Fuckery Is This???

Click here to watch the footage of a drunken and whacked out Lily Allen acting the fool at the GQ Awards.

Don't mind the foreign language.

Just enjoy her douchebagery!

    Posted: Sep 3, 2008 at 4:24 pm / Email this  »

    168 comments to “What Kind Of Fuckery Is This???”

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    1. 101

      Wow! She says the things, that most people keep to theirselves. You can't hate her, lol……..



    2. 102

      I'm so sick of this stupid broad. She has "talent" and she can't even pull it together to present an award? I also find it comical that both Winehouse and Allen are equally as "hot mess" as one another at the same time.

      BTW, Lily, you'll never have the longevity or the talent that Elton does. You're a sad little sloppy slob and you should've known better than to insult a legend. Fuck off and go snort something with Winehouse.



    3. 103

      I honestley did not completley hate Lily Allen THAT MUCH until this fucking moment, this whore is TRASH! I mean I always thought bitch had some issues, she seemed like a fucking trainwreck and a bitch, BUT I wanted to give her the benefit of the doubt.. now I just hope she fucking looses EVERYTHING and goes back to being a no-one, some people are just so fucking undeserving of everything they have, I classify her as one of them. Elton John is legend, the fact that she would act that way just makes the world see she really is the fucking retarted bitch everyone keeps making her out to be that she keeps defending herself over.. fuck you Lily! Will officially never listen to anything you put out again and not spend a cent on anything that has your name attatched to it, congrats whore! I'm sure I won't miss anything your fucking retarted ass does either ;)



    4. 104

      She's an extremely classless, unattractive, talentless alcoholic cow. Obviously stupid as well, since Elton has so much influence in the entertainment industry…she can kiss her career goodbye. In ten years time I doubt anyone will know her name.

    5. fiera says – reply to this


      105

      Bitch, 1 hit song and you think you are as much of a diva as Elton??? The 40 years ahead look rather bleak at the rate your going. I think your 15 minutes of fame is already over and you are on the downward spiral like Amy!!!!



    6. 106

      what language is this?
      i understand pretty much all of what it says



    7. 107

      haha. I love her.



    8. 108

      Yah know, this just makes me love her more. She's a-dor-a-ble and witty and oh so pretty. And she wasn't serious, either. It's called deadpan humor, and it's not for everyone.



    9. 109

      Sir Elton John has more talent in the tip of his little finger then that drunk heffer could find in herself if she was cloned a thousand times. How dare she speak that way to someone who actually made a difference in music and earned his spot in history through hard work and immense talent. Someone should have smack that bitch right in the mouth.



    10. 110

      what an idiot how can she do that next to elton i happen to enjoy the italian commentary it gives it a little class



    11. 111

      Lily Allen is a complete and utter cock..she think's she is this huge rebel that can say whatever the fuck she wants..shes had like what 4 songs that did well and has a famous dad why the fuck is she presentin some award urgh DICK



    12. 112

      you said fuckery. hehehe!



    13. 113

      You know what he deserves it. I think that shits so funny. I think it caught him so off guard. Like she was just gonna laugh it off. He started with the snide remark anyways. She would have looked like the ass had he not and just ignored her babbling drunkness.



    14. 114

      Good! Go Lil! Elton's just sour.



    15. 115

      Wow, I'm embarrassed for her. That's really pathetic. I suppose she has talent - too bad she's become an idiot and desperately making a spectacle of herself. I'd like to see her gain control. Sad.



    16. 116

      I really love lily allen, but always seeing her drunk makes me sad..shes turning in another of those hollywood starlets that drink too much…my admiration for her is slowly fading away



    17. 117

      o-m-f-g. i cant believe she told elton to fuck off. *speechless*



    18. 118

      23yo slut said FUCK OFF ELTON!!! thats classic!!



    19. 119

      She shows utter disrespect towards an icon in her industry. She should of been humble being up there with Elton. His facial expressions were priceless…and he was quite witty.
      She will be lucky if she is still in the news in 5 years. Let a lone alive.



    20. 120

      I just feel bad for the people who were honored that night.



    21. 121

      LILEY ALLEN………..
      SHOULD DIE.
      immediately…
      shes so useless.
      you may be 40 years younger but with all the alcohol,
      youll die @ 40 bitch



    22. 122

      hahahaha that's funny



    23. 123

      what an asshole..elton has accomplished so much and is legendary. have some respect! (if it was real)



    24. 124

      lol man this is great!!! i was just listing to her in the car!



    25. 125

      Looked like an act with Elton but wtf? was she saying at the end?



    26. 126

      This fat assed drunk should not be allowed to speak at any event where working brain cells are required.



    27. 127

      shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit…..she is such a tramp what is she doing?!
      and omggggg that foreign talk was sooooo annoying beyond belief!



    28. 128

      she's a gigantic fool



    29. 129

      That was the most scripted BS that I've ever seen.



    30. 130

      Love the Italian commentary!

      Lilly is crazy!

    31. Alz says – reply to this


      131

      Who is Lily Allen? Oh yeah she had that one shitty song that no one remembers and now she disrespects Sir Elton John??!!

      FUCK YOU LILY ALLEN! You ain't famous here in the U.S. Bitch! You are a looser and Perez posts you so we all can laugh at your pathetic drunk ass!

      Grow the fuck up little girl! You are not a legend like Elton is so, you best shut your drunk ass up be professional and show some respect!

    32. k-lee says – reply to this


      132

      ugh. she's got no class. why did they even hire her for this awards?



    33. 133

      drunk.
      :D



    34. 134

      Poor Sir Elton. So far 'neath him to habe to put up widdis bullshit. And from such a unattrackly hoebag skank.



    35. 135

      HAHAHA. that was awesome, lily.



    36. 136

      How DARE she insult the queen of the Queen's!!!

    37. Anonymous says – reply to this


      137

      Re: androgyny – The girl who told her to shut up is Jaime Winston (daughter of Ray Winston - Indiana Jones, King Kong, Beowulf etc) and she is engaged to Alfie Allen who is .errrm can your dim witted american brain conceive it… Lily's brother!!!! Wow! you thick fucks just don't get it. She said "very soon to be sister in law". Yes she's being a mild drunken fool but at least listen to what they're saying but then you americans think you're the ONLY country in the world don't you. You put a bullet in YOUR face bitch - FUCK YOU!!!!!



    38. 138

      I dig the song Guess Who Batman and all…gets stuck in me head all the time..
      but FUCK YOU LILLY, FUCK YOU VERY VERY MUCH! WE HATE WHAT YOU DO AND WE HATE YOUR WHOLE CREW- SO PLEASE DON'T STAY IN TOUCH!!!!

      seriously this girl needs to sober the fuck up and focus on her career before she ends up like Amy Winehouse! Even if this was scripted she is still a drunk who clearly needs help….but if she weren't all fucked up would we be talking about her?

    39. Anonymous says – reply to this


      139

      Re: KAREENBBY. – Yeah but all the fucking heroin and coke that Elton's done means nothing!!! He was a FUCKING HEROIN addict you stupid yank cunt. She had a drink…she probably lived next door to him as a kid - she didn't just come from no where. Yes - Elton's a legend but he has been a HUGE drug addict in his time and he just said he could "snort her under the table" how fucking sad and "i've done drugs too bitch" is that!! He isn't holier than thou………..



    40. 140

      haha. "fuck off elton" she's crazy and entertaining.

    41. Cora says – reply to this


      141

      I think they're both in the wrong. As entertaining as he is Elton is known for his Diva behaviour and crazy ass tantrums. On the other hand Lily should have waited until she was off of the stage to drink her BOTTLE of champagne.



    42. 142

      HOW DARE SHE!!!!! Did she tell Sir Elton to Eff Off?????

      Boycott Lily Allen I say!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    43. 143

      wait, that was scripted, right?



    44. 144

      omg she is so pathetic. how can you insult and be such a fool around such a musical genius!!?

    45. LEAH. says – reply to this


      145

      WHAT THE HELL? Lily Allen wants to be the new Amy Winehouse.

      And you CANNOT mess with Elton John. He's a musical legend. You haven't been on the radio for a year.



    46. 146

      wouldnt it be lovely if elton just took his jacket on,and said"bring it on bitch",and they´d have like a huge catfight on stage!



    47. 147

      you know,i think he deserved it.
      he fucking started it!



    48. 148

      hahaha shes great



    49. 149

      erm i think this is abit staged. the way theyre like positioning themselves away from each other is something you see in a play when theres a rivalry!!
      that doesnt seem real to me at all



    50. 150

      LOVE LILY ALLEN!!

      AND PEREZ DOES ALSO !!!! COME ON PEREZ ADMIT IT U LOVE LILY AND HER WILD WAYS



    51. 151

      Re: sarahwall

      Didn't come across as scripted at all



    52. 152

      talk about being unprofessional..she couldn't even hold herself together and she's the emcee…shame on her!!!! and her behaviour on stage is disgusting…she is nothing compared to elton



    53. 153

      what the hell is wrong with her? wooow.



    54. 154

      There is nothing more unattractive than a sloppy-drunk woman.



    55. 155

      wow what an obnoxious, ungrateful little bitch. she can go take her pathetic excuse for music and shove it up her ass



    56. 156

      "i dont know what you talking about"
      yea right
      dumb junkie



    57. 157

      i thought that was hilarious … obviously British stars have to resort to extremes at public events … anyone want to start a pool on when Lily starts rehab?



    58. 158

      he should of slugged her



    59. 159

      SHE SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF HERSELF,SHE NEEDS HELP BEFORE SHE SELF DESTRUCTS,ELTON HAS BEEN THERE ,DONE THAT,AND PROBABLY WORN THE TEE SHIRT,SHE SHOULD TAKE SOME GOOD ADVICE OFF HIM,BUT SHE WON'T SHE WILL END UP LIKE WINEHOUSE & DOCHERTY.



    60. 160

      Re: Andy27 – YOU REALLY ARE AN ASSHOLE,YOU LOOK A SMUG G*T WITH THAT NEVER ENDING SMILE…..



    61. 161

      omg who the fuck does she think she is! What life does she have ahead of her? A life of more drinking and making a fool out of herself… i liked her music and felt bad for her until now. you don't fuck with a god like elton



    62. 162

      The body language speaks for itself. She really don't give a fuck anymore. It is kinda sad.



    63. 163

      what did that girl say at the end??

      i heard her say "shut up" to lily and then something i couldnt tell..



    64. 164

      All I have to say is, ewww… Lilly has ISSUES!

    65. Memi says – reply to this


      165

      Yeah some real live juicy non gossip cause there is proof LIVE! What a douche she is. Have some respect for your elders!



    66. 166

      awww man that was painful to watch! Wow! hahahah



    67. 167

      wow how humiliating she needs help! I mean to basically ruin an award show of that caliber? Her life is falling apart!



    68. 168

      Haha, Elton was priceless. XD

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