God Bless America
Filed under: Sarah Palin
Watching the Republican National Convention last night, we couldn't help but obsess over notice that….
Sarah Palin's oldest child, son Track, is damn hot!!!!!
He got us a wee bit heated.
The 19-year-old is heading to Iraq soon, a fact his mother made a point to remind us of.
Be safe, hottie!!!!!
P.S. In the dark, a hole is a hole.
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: September 4, 2008 at 10:45 am




P.S. In the dark, a hole is a hole.
HQHAAHAHAHAH PEREZ U CRACK ME UP JHAHAHAH
im im sure its a canyon by now tho
Very hot!!
UR a perv!!!!
OH PEREZ! YEW!!!!
Political differences aside, he deserves our respect for volunteering to defend our country! Although he should have slapped the shit out of McCain for helping us get into that mess in the first place!!!!
whats up with these kids names?
track, bristin, willow(which isnt that bad), what was the youngest again. cant remeber
haa haa
i noticed too.
and NO hes not.
i love u perez, BUT U HAVE BAD TASTE
_______________
every buff white guy with a buzz cut is not cute
I think they are a good looking family, and that is why she was chosen.
HA HA HA As we say in Holland: if you close your eyes you don't feel the difference!
Hot!
Haha the p.s. was disgusting.
perez..he is so hot
EWWWWWWWWWWW!
hahahahahaha
Is that her daughter holding the baby? That might be the cutest thing I've ever seen. Track is definitely a cutie, too. And I love the name!
When families with young children are in the White House it can't help but make me think of the JFK era, and videos of young JFK Jr. and Caroline playing on the White House lawn. It really makes it relatable to regular folk like us. And despite the obvious reasons why I shouldn't, I really like her and her family. They are actually NORMAL!!!
What does that comment mean????
P.S. In the dark, a hole is a hole.
Re: LisaLucie – Ehm I don't know from which part of Holland you come from, but I never heard Anyone say thar. What kind of crowd are you in anyway? Groetjes;)
I have to say all of Palin's older kids are all very good lookin…
Perez, my sister said that you would love Republican men more, cause they are so much better at being gay. See, they have to hide it and it makes it so much more exciting for them. They just want to eat you alive.
your little P.S. comment—-
DEEEESCUSTING!!!!!!
regardless of your political beliefs……….. let's all hope and pray for his health and safety while he is fighting for our country. even if it is in a war most of us don't agree with
Your one sick fuck Perez!
zzzzzzzzzzz perez…u need to try Red Elephant cum zzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz forrealzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Perez said: "…In the dark, a hole is a hole".
My head aches trying to decide which of numerous retorts I can use when such a line comes from you.
Yes,…see what lovely human beings can be created when pro-life women procreate.
ha ha he's zaquisha's age. eww "in the dark, a hole is a hole" don't make us think about that, p nasty!
Perez you are oddly attracted to young boys, I hope we don't read about you getting arrested any time soon.
HOLY SHIT SHE'S GONNA DROP THE BABY
He IS such a cutie!!! Go him for wanting to defend his country!!! Even if he does have a bit of a crazy sounding mom!
Her new born son is adorable! Makes me question her priorities. With a special need son why would she run for office that will totally overtake every aspect of her life? Not someone I would want in our white house!
LMAO!! Even if that hole is a Glory Hole? EW P NASTY!
*snicker
More people than McCain got us into that mess you OBAMANATION……
P.S. In the dark, a hole is a hole. LOL
I could have done without that PS, ya pervert! He is cute though.
Hahaha Perez!
Perez ur a DIRTY LITTLE PIG FUCKER!!
I notcied him too! he is a hottie! a hole is a hole………. that was funny.
hahahhaa i like ur P.S
That is def her kid! She isn't pregnant, and I see that they gave the redneck a haircut..still won't make him any better and might I add.. I AM SO GLAD THAT ELIZABITCH isn't on the view today
You Are SOOOOO predictable Perez…I KNEW you would be posting about her son and that's he's good looking as soon as I saw him on tv last night…get a life!
You are a total fat ass pig Piggy Hilton.. how dare you? You ask for respect over your "political" comments and points of view but yet you come out with this bs…. if you ask for respect then start respecting yourself!!!
Also you still owe an apology to:
Bernie Mac for calling him a drug addict.
Christina Applegate for stating that she was making an appearence to promote her show using her cancer.
Miley (15 years old) for calling her a slut.
Kelsey Grammer for talking bs and making nasty remarks while reporting on his heart attack.
Why should we respect you P??? Please make a video blog stating at least one reason for that.
AWWWWW PEREZ U NAST BOY THAT PS WAS SO GROSS………BUT U R RIGHT HE IS HOT
RE: The 19-year-old is heading to Iraq soon, a fact his mother made a point to remind us of.
——————————————————————————-
Ummm, and how have YOU served the country? Oh, yeah, by running a stupid, bitchy blog! Great job, HERO!
Re: Kate27 – WHY DON'T YOU STOP COMING TO PEREZHILTON.COM IF YOU FEEL THAT WAY.. YOU LOG ON HERE. SO STFU PLZ THANKS.
Re: Obsession –
That's a very very gay and disrespectful remark!!! Piggy is a big shame in gay circles!
Politics aside, her family is beautiful. Her Politics SUCK but her kids… they all are a beautiful to look at.
oh geez. that's the best shit i've heard in forever, you're good, perez. and torrrieb - he's not hot? perez has bad taste? you know, i don't agree with perez alot, but one thing he definetely does not have is bad taste. in the dark….. that's friggin hilarious.
A hole is not a hole. Some holes could make your dick drip an oozing foul pile of fungi.
Re: Ms. Sugar Walls –
I too am GLAD Elizabitch isn't on the View. The only view that matters to her is her own.
Perez, you are great, and just made my shitty day better
Re: torrrieB –
Well the daughters name isn't Bristin… it's Bristol… the pregnant one… and the youngest is Trig…
I like a few of the names… some I just don't get… like the last one… they just gave up on the baby names on that one…
Re: JokerBaby –
Funny, but that's an imagery I could have done without at 10 AM in the morning!. Good morning JokerBaby! know we disagree on Politics but I still enjoy reading your posts.
I was thinking the same thing when I saw him!! Hot!!!
i noticed that he was a hottie in some of their family photos~ its funny that you picked up on it too!
Re: LS –
I will, when he apologizes to all this people who never attacked him or did anything wrong, mean or bad to him. Piggy will always be full of crap though!
I'm sensing a really bad poem here.
Track
Fact
Iraq
Attack
In the dark
Hole
Perez's
Pole
Pit bull
Lipstick
(applied to a pig)
Bristol hearts
the hockey guy's stick
Wasilla
Vanilla
No chocolate in 08!
Which brings us back
to Track's rear gate.
Now the IRAQI people know WHO to AIM for!
i loved it when the 4 or 5 yr old licked her hand to put trig's hair down
classy lol
Re: —-Beam–Me–Up–Snottie—- –
That is a horrible thing to say you fucking loser!
He maybe hot, but hes still a gun toting republican, who probably kills poor moose and is apart of the most fucking hypocritical family/ belief system ever…so NO HES NOT HOT, HES A FUCKING DISGUSTING HUMAN BEING.
he is definitely good looking, i noticed that last night. her whole family is.
Re: BrittLover – No it's NOT… I find it STUPID to put him so much in the SPOTLIGHT for this REASON. That means EXTRA danger.
You are magical Perez. Simply magical.
Re: BrittLover – Re: —-Beam–Me–Up–Snottie—- – errr…. BITCH!
Re: Ms. Sugar Walls – You dumbass. Make a comment and you didn't even read the post. That's NOT Bristol, that's Willow. But, you're right, Willow's not pregnant.
And that's not the "redneck", that's her Palin's 19 year old son Track.
*
*
*
Seriously though, what is wrong with you? Why do you have to obsess over a conspiracy theory involving a freaking CHILD? It's pathetic.
.
.
.
"IN THE DARK A HOLE IS A HOLE!" OMG!
.
.
THE SENTIMENT HAS ALWAYS WORKED FOR HIS FATHER–5 KIDS!
.
.
.
.
Re: torrrieB –
.
.
WITH ALL THOSE DAMN KIDS, THEY OUGHTA NAME THE NEXT ONE
PAMPRIN!
.
.
.
A hole is a hole? Give me a break Perez.
Re: —-Beam–Me–Up–Snottie—- – you're a cunt!!!
I'm done Perez! I have taken you off my favorites and will no longer read or view a thing you do. Shame on you! Seeing this wonderful family with a boy going off to war, a down's baby, and a lovely daughter…………..and you have a P.S. comment like that.
You are disgusting. You give the gay community a bad name and are so truly mislead politically that you can no longer be stomached. Your whiney video about people should just scroll past your political views is asinine. Grow up!
I really enjoyed the celebrity gossip but your wannabe "follywood" attitudes have no place on your blog. So I will scroll past your site completely. It is a shame really because you are killing the golden goose you started. Goodbye for good.
-A reader since the beginning
a HoLe iS a HoLe ….
HiGHLaRiouS!
encouraging young men to put their hard cocks in each others butt holes!!! promoting homosexaulity eh Mario??? what a great idea!!! ya lets end the human race!!! brilliant!!! ooohhhhh that tight hairy poopoo filled bottom feels so much better than a warm wet all engulfing vagina
Oooh he's fucking sexy!
But see- why the fuck is she olding the baby?! WHERE THE FUCK IS THE FATHER?!
ew PEREZ! that guy looks like my cousin! nasty. and joe jonas looks like my other cousin.
good thing i dont find either of them attractive. the son looks kinda chubby. and joe jonas looks like a fugly girl. lolll
anyways, the girl is way hotter. and i dont think her hair looks bad at all. pretty.
yikes thats yucky perez
He's just average-looking to me. Same for Bristol Palin's bf. Average.
Fighting for your country? Only dumbass rednecks could say shit like that. He is not defending your country or being a brave hero, he is just plain stupid to throw his ass into a pointless war that the USA have started. But I guess that is what a true American does… go to war… rofl. And what kind of name is TRACK. PLEASE!
The minute I saw a picture of him, I knew his looks would be brought up. lol
Re: —-Beam–Me–Up–Snottie—- –
ha ha ha good one, cause yes I am a BITCH!
Nasty! A hole is hole? They dont call u p-nasty for nothin! lol!!
Re: icehot69 – And you have TOURETTE'S SYNDROM!
haha Perez on your PS. But he is hot though :/
What's with the names of her kids….Track as a first name???? Trig????
Re: e-rock – i think it's just as sad that you were plotting perez's next post while you were watching it…
The Palins are a very attractive family, as are the Obamas - none of which should matter when the future of the nation is at stake. A "hot" Evangelical Creationist whack job is just as dangerous as an ugly one.
He is a hottie!
Re: UberBling –
hahahahaha!
Totally. I laughed my fucking ass off when she kept licking her hand and smoothing down his hair. Totally cute moment, but suck a hick thing to do.
you're disgusting for that last comment.
I don't know.. Part of me still thinks that she never had that baby and that her daughter did. I mean, I keep seeing these pictures of her holding her baby brother. Not to say sisters don't hold their brothers, but why isn't the dad holding him? What if her daughter just hasn't lost her post baby belly weight and she is saying that her daughter is NOW pregnant… Can't trust her
Re: Russellicious – I agree completely. This pig-faced loser makes his money by talking shit about anybody he possibly can . . . then jacks off to hot Army dudes behind closed doors. Way to help your country, Perez! They should put your fat ass on the front lines; better for America to lose a fat perverted slob that does nothing to aide our country, rather than a SOLDIER who puts his life on the line for YOU and everyone else in this country.
You're fucking disgusting. This post has convinced me to boycott this site. Hopefully others realize how worthless you are & do the same.
P.S. In the dark, a hole is a hole.
I guess we know why Teddy is always so happy!!
NAUGHTY!
He has Victoria Beckham's alien head….I don't agree with you on this one Perez
Pervez Hilton….only gay people say sh#t like that. Oh yeah…Gossip QUEEN. Emphasis on QUEEN. A hole is NOT a hole…in the dark, in light…whatever!!
Amen to that he is hot… i like how she mentioned he will be going to Iraq on 9/11 did anyone else count how many times they used that as a reference for their arguments… it reminds me of that family guy episode where Lois ran for mayor…?
that last part is fucking gross
LOve how Teen Slut has her illegitimate child in a Baby Bjorn. Superb.
And as for the boy heading off to Iraq, big fucking deal. It's his own choice to go there, shoot people and come back with a raging case of PTSD. If there was a draft, I'd feel differently…but right now, I see his choice to be a part of the military as just that: a choice. And a poor one at that.
"What if they held a war and no one showed up?"
Yeah, I'm sure he'll be in harm's way. Whatever. It's pathetic to use your family to get elected. I'm a veteran, and I don't think this kid will ever come near harm because of who mommy is.
Track, Bristol, Piper, Willow & Trig.
WTF?
She should have named one SexEd.