God Bless America

Filed under: Sarah Palin

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Watching the Republican National Convention last night, we couldn't help but obsess over notice that….

Sarah Palin's oldest child, son Track, is damn hot!!!!!

He got us a wee bit heated.

The 19-year-old is heading to Iraq soon, a fact his mother made a point to remind us of.

Be safe, hottie!!!!!

P.S. In the dark, a hole is a hole.

[Photo via Getty Images.]

    Posted: Sep 4, 2008 at 10:45 am / Email this  »

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    1. Eddy says – reply to this


      101

      Yep. Sarah has a beautiful family.
      Wasn't it cute when piper was 'combing' her brother Trig hair?



    2. 102

      That is fucking disgusting! He is a still a young boy that is so gross! To bad To Catch A Predator got canceled I would have loved to see Perez on there! You are a disgusting fag! I'm all for gay rights but you don't see fucking Ellen Degneres getting hot over Miley Cyrus! EWWW!



    3. 103

      Well if we have to sit through another four years of this crap, we'll at least have some eye candy in the office to ease the pain.



    4. 104

      The age of consent in Alaska is 16. Just sayin'…..



    5. 105

      yes he is HOTT! i think her daughters are very pretty too, and the baby he is just to cute!!



    6. 106

      did anyone notice the youngest daughter holding the baby brother? she straight up licked her hand and smoothed his hair! funny shit right there!



    7. 107

      I am wondering if that is a compliment said Presumptiv Taste Master Barack Obama. I'll check with Truth According To OM>



    8. 108

      a hole is a hole! that was a little to graphic for me perez! ewwww

    9. D-Bag says – reply to this


      109

      Oh please, the reason she has so many kids is because her husband is hot as hell and looks like he's hung like a mule. I'd do him all the time too.



    10. 110

      omg hes so hot! im so totally agree with you. a hole is a hole ANYTIME haha ;) and so is a mouth ;)



    11. 111

      Re: Peppermint – Trig for Trigger, like on a gun? I think she is f***ing crazy enough to think that it's cute. Still, don't believe it is her baby. Bristol will have complications with her current pregnancy and lose the baby. If she actually has a baby in 4 months, I will have to eat my words.



    12. 112

      LOL at ur p.s
      very ewahhh
      ahhahahah



    13. 113

      Why is Bristol ALWAYS holding her "bother"? Track is right there and I'm sure they could get a baby sitter for the baby!!! I guess Bristol is attached to her son… I mean brother. ;)
      P.s. What the fuck kind of names are Track and Bristol?!? Bristol board?!

    14. k-lee says – reply to this


      114

      oh, he is yummy, alright!



    15. 115

      Re: Eloelalola
      Or Trojan!



    16. 116

      PALIN IS A JOKE.
      McCain wasn't that bad, then he threw her in the mix, and it's just…wow.
      'O8AMA!



    17. 117

      Did she actually say he's heading to Iraq? Funny thing, he hasn't even been to Basic Training or Job Training. He just enlisted and hasn't even shipped yet. (This is fact since he's listed as assigned to the AK Recruiting Battalion as a PFC within Army Knowledge Online White Pages-only other army can see this)



    18. 118

      YeahhhH!! I told you he was hot!!
      And to that one person, he's got a buzzed cut because he's in the army, duhhh.



    19. 119

      that PS thing…not funny at all… but he is a cutie



    20. 120

      What are the actual kids names?
      I just hear Trig, Truck, Track, Brit, Brat and Bart



    21. 121

      Hey Perez, a healthy brain is the primary processor of sexual sensation, by way of chemical messages routed and the receptors they bind to. It is no surprise then, since you are clearly severely mentally-mis-wired, that you would ever perceive that a hole is just a hole.
      ~..~



    22. 122

      And I agree with those of you who think it is perverted for a man over 30 to be sexually drooling over a teenager. If it was a man over 30 making sexual inuendo to a teenage girl, there would be a lot more people with something to say about that. Perez knows better too, because he is very careful to distract his obvious pedophelia towards Miley Cyrus, by pretending to be innocently blogging about her celebrity. Somebody needs to take Perez down on a sexual-harassment charge, because that is civil, and has lesser conditions than a criminal conviction would require.
      ~..~



    23. 123

      Hahah… thats the first time you guys made me laugh with the usually lameass captions.



    24. 124

      chisel [92] says: In the dark, a hole is a hole. I guess we know why Teddy is always so happy!!
      :l
      Chisel, that is tragically sad :(
      because Perez said in his profile at Ma_nH_unt that his turn-ons include not only pig play (peeing and pooping on each other for sexual gratification), but he also stated his turn-ons include……bestiality.
      :l
      I think the aspca should remove animals from the care of individuals who have publically stated that they are aroused by bestiality.
      :l



    25. 125

      heatherlynn [103] says: Well if we have to sit through another four years of this crap, we'll at least have some eye candy in the office to ease the pain.
      :l
      :l
      Hey you stupid airhead, guess what…… you don't have to sit through another four years of this crap. Vote Barack; unless you like the crap.
      :l



    26. 126

      Dang, whiteboy IS hot!



    27. 127

      so what if she reminded everyone he was going to iraq? idk if you have ever had anyone deployed before but its a huge accomplishment and a extremly hard thing for families to go thru and she has to right to say it over and over again b/c its something to be very proud of. my husband is active duty in the Marine Corps and he is currently in iraq right now and if i want to say it over and over damniti will b/c its not something to be taken lightly and if she is going to use that to get votes then so be it b/c she deserves votes for it. obama doesnt know shit about what war is, mccain has lived it along with his entire family, so has palin. my grandfather was a POW in germany for 2 yrs and i am very proud to say he came home alive with a purple heart. its NOTHING to be ashamed of



    28. 128

      hot hot hot…



    29. 129

      he kinda looks like the crazy one from real world australia. i think his name was isaack…could be wrong though. either way, they could be twins.

      McCain/Palin '08



    30. 130

      yes, i have to agree with many others here…he IS hot and the family is very good looking, even though i can't stand their mother's conservative politics



    31. 131

      P.S. a vajayjay is like a tight fitting glove. An Ass is like a subway tunnel.
      Yes, soon to be Iraqi casualty Palin boy…Hot.



    32. 132

      Re: Nurse Allison – Agreed. I think it's great to see a mother of 5 and a healthy family in the spotlight. Her daughter being pregnant doesn't make them a dysfunctional family, it makes them average americans who go through sucky times too, just like everyone else.

      On the "p.s." point: Perez, you're disgusting. Please stop insulting this young serviceman by saying something like that. It's innappropriate and distasteful.



    33. 133

      HAHA In the dark, a hole is a hole…. hilarious! I love it!

    34. BJT says – reply to this


      134

      she has cute kids her daughter there is beautiful also they look like models. I hope he will be safe going to that hell zone over there.

    35. Hobs says – reply to this


      135

      LOL Pee dont pull a MJ on the young fellow!



    36. 136

      He is hott…and i fucked him. his ass is like zac efron's….loose and bloody!



    37. 137

      Re: EmRosefromthedead

      lmao. So I'm not the only one who noticed then? That's a very oddly perched baby.

      Boys will be boys, eh P Nasty?

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