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Headline Of The Week Weak

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"Man accused of offering bribe with sandwich
Police say drunken-driving suspect offered free subs, if he could go home"

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Man accused of offering bribe with sandwich
Police say drunken-driving suspect offered free subs, if he could go home

Iowa City police said a man who was driving drunk tried to bribe a police officer — with a sandwich.

Police said a 25-year-old man was charged with drunken driving early Sunday morning after an officer saw him driving with his headlights off.

Police said the man was riding with a police officer in a squad car when he offered the officer free sub sandwiches if he could go home.

The officer declined.

Posted: September 4, 2008 at 9:15 am

25 comments to “Headline Of The Week Weak”

KayKay!!! says – reply to this

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wtf! now i have heard it all
torrrieB says – reply to this

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I BET THAT WAS mCCAIN
teacuprach says – reply to this

3

FIRST?
Candice says – reply to this

4

What jump?
R.abbit says – reply to this

5

what an idiot, they only accept doughnuts
harrybalsac says – reply to this

6

6"or foot long?
HornyToad says – reply to this

7

He should have offered the fuzz a box of donuts!!
Edgar805 says – reply to this

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haha wow come on everyone knows cops can only be bribed with donuts! Duh
williexwhip says – reply to this

9

shit, id take the offer. im starving.
G-Money says – reply to this

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damn…im hungry! is it lunch time yet?
Andy27 says – reply to this

11

it better be 12 inches!
kittykittykitty says – reply to this

12

should have offered them donuts.
BiancaBABY says – reply to this

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haha what an idiot…
hottie says – reply to this

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don't offer a cop a breath mint either…. they seem to take offense
krazihottkelli/bitchygrl says – reply to this

15

that lookz damn good
thankx a fukin lot
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
now I'm starving
kittykittykitty says – reply to this

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'morning, sunshine. Ohh, neck and neck at posting position? I can feel your hot salami-breath on my neck. Down, boy
Kieken says – reply to this

17

wow this is some frontpage news!
lizarellie says – reply to this

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That's Iowa City for you. We also made the news with a credit card thief that was caught because he was signing his own name to the receipts. We win!
abbynormal says – reply to this

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Oh, the things I'd do for a free sub.
PLEZZZ says – reply to this

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Too bad he didn't offer a Donut.
WhatchuTalkin'Bout says – reply to this

21

HAHAHAH thats good.
bouge says – reply to this

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Shit. That's brilliant. No wonder my pink lemonade jolly ranchers didn't work when there's people out there offering subs!
Nordic Blonde says – reply to this

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No you all, they eat fucking bagels now. Get with the times.
IowalovesPNASTY says – reply to this

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Yyyeeeesss!!!! It would have been worse if the copper took the bribe. Gotta love IOWA folks
Light23 says – reply to this

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Id do the same thing..