Headline Of The Week Weak

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"Man accused of offering bribe with sandwich
Police say drunken-driving suspect offered free subs, if he could go home
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Man accused of offering bribe with sandwich
Police say drunken-driving suspect offered free subs, if he could go home

Iowa City police said a man who was driving drunk tried to bribe a police officer — with a sandwich.

Police said a 25-year-old man was charged with drunken driving early Sunday morning after an officer saw him driving with his headlights off.

Police said the man was riding with a police officer in a squad car when he offered the officer free sub sandwiches if he could go home.

The officer declined.

    Posted: Sep 4, 2008 at 9:15 am / Email this  »

    25 comments to “Headline Of The Week Weak”



    1. 1

      wtf! now i have heard it all



    2. 2

      I BET THAT WAS mCCAIN



    3. 3

      FIRST?



    4. 4

      What jump?



    5. 5

      what an idiot, they only accept doughnuts



    6. 6

      6"or foot long?



    7. 7

      He should have offered the fuzz a box of donuts!!



    8. 8

      haha wow come on everyone knows cops can only be bribed with donuts! Duh



    9. 9

      shit, id take the offer. im starving.



    10. 10

      damn…im hungry! is it lunch time yet?



    11. 11

      it better be 12 inches!



    12. 12

      should have offered them donuts.



    13. 13

      haha what an idiot…



    14. 14

      don't offer a cop a breath mint either…. they seem to take offense



    15. 15

      that lookz damn good
      thankx a fukin lot
      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
      now I'm starving



    16. 16

      'morning, sunshine. Ohh, neck and neck at posting position? I can feel your hot salami-breath on my neck. Down, boy ;-)



    17. 17

      wow this is some frontpage news!



    18. 18

      That's Iowa City for you. We also made the news with a credit card thief that was caught because he was signing his own name to the receipts. We win!



    19. 19

      Oh, the things I'd do for a free sub.



    20. 20

      Too bad he didn't offer a Donut.



    21. 21

      HAHAHAH thats good.

    22. bouge says – reply to this


      22

      Shit. That's brilliant. No wonder my pink lemonade jolly ranchers didn't work when there's people out there offering subs!



    23. 23

      No you all, they eat fucking bagels now. Get with the times. :)



    24. 24

      Yyyeeeesss!!!! It would have been worse if the copper took the bribe. Gotta love IOWA folks



    25. 25

      Id do the same thing..