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Cindy McCain just looks like she's three martinis and a bottle of Oxi away from rehab!

John McCain very rich wifey looked a hot tranny mess at the Republican National Convention on Wednesday night.

And we can't get enough of her!

She's already so much more fun that Laura Bush.

Viva la Crypt Keeper!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

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    91 comments to “We Love This Bitch!”



    1. 1

      SPOOKY
      EVIL
      SCARY
      UGLY



    2. 2

      dint she tho! hot tranny mess lmao!!!
      perez ur the best!



    3. 3

      OMG! I can't stand that crazy bitch!



    4. 4

      Grow some class, Fatass!!!!



    5. 5

      That hair realllllly needs to be styled:( She looked best with short hair.



    6. 6

      Hey,l torrieB, spooky/evil/scary/ugly describes Michelle!



    7. 7

      The other day she was dressed like a banana. Now she looks like a lime. She must be using a tranny stylist!



    8. 8

      LMFAO! VIVA LA CRYPT KEEPER! BAHAHAHHAHA



    9. 9

      Every picture I see of this woman, she looks different.



    10. 10

      she's one braid away from looking like bo derek……..only with more wrinkles (everywhere but her face anyway)



    11. 11

      its cris crocker in disguise



    12. 12

      I think her attire was very age appropriate and she looks very refined… I've seen worst trust me… I luv u Perez but I think ur being a little hard on her… I mean god Obama's wife looks like she has a stick up her ass and god she looks so fake compared to Cindy…



    13. 13

      I'd hit it



    14. 14

      Easy to look at than Obama's long armed ape.



    15. 15

      because she ALWAYS looks flawless, and is extremely WELL PRESERVED for an older woman?? That's the American Dream! If you work hard for it you an achieve anything! and her family is living proof of that.

      you don't have to agree with what they do, or stand for, but that's AMERICA! work hard for it, and you can do anything! weather or not people agree. What america is not.. is having other people work hard to give you hand-outs.. all of america needs to CHANGE their outlook.. you work hard for what you get, personal responsibility, and LOVE! nothing else should matter.. we're all about ME ME ME.. SAD. America sure isn't what is should be.. ONE NATION, UNDER GOD. we were founded by that principle, and were the most prosperous nation in the world.. now look at us.. facts and history DONT LIE.

      MCCAIN/PALIN 08!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    16. 16

      And she sells BEER!!!! YATEZE!!!!



    17. 17

      I love it! She looks like the loose, lush neighbor who in the 70's threw the best swinger parties.



    18. 18

      Re: karrbl2005 –

      You must live in the OC.



    19. 19

      Re: sparkys nemesis –
      SHE LOOKS TERRIBLE!
      maybe had a long night from reviving her old ass husband

    20. Meaux says – reply to this


      20

      Cindy McCain is beautiful! You must be running out of things to say.



    21. 21

      she is definitely a stepford wife with lots of cash. HATE the dress…I thought she looked like a grasshopper. My husband points out that as head of a large Anheiser busch distributorship - she is wearing that dress to promote the useless BudLime product line. hahaahha.



    22. 22

      Re: Love & Faith –
      HARDLY! WELL PRESERVED????
      (THROWING UP)
      PEREZ IS RIGHT, SHE LOOKS LIKE THE CRYPT KEEPER



    23. 23

      No way. She doesn't have the constipated look like Michelle Obama does! She's way classier.



    24. 24

      And you're one to judge perez? You're uglier



    25. 25

      i like her pearls but that dress has got to go! she needs something less NEON. also a clip in her hair could make her come off a little softer. just saying!



    26. 26

      You are such a jerk Perez…keep it fair…Cindy can look a lil scary…but Michele Obama looks like a demon from Buffy…get a grip…this has nothing to do with the debates. STUUUUUUPID.



    27. 27

      Re: harrybalsac –
      I THOUGHT U WERE A COOL DUDE
      that was jus racist.
      calling cindy the crypt keeper isnt considered racist but calling a black woman an ape is.
      i dont like u anymore. ur jokes WERE funny
      OLD BLAD GARBAGE



    28. 28

      She does look a lil boys will be girls, must be the plastic surgery.



    29. 29

      wtf mario shes old already stop making fun, i wanna c yo fat ass when u get oldddd whoreeeeee



    30. 30

      Her suit is so horrid!



    31. 31

      That lime-green dress makes her looks even more lizard-like than usual. She looks like Harry Potter's nemesis Voldemort in drag!



    32. 32

      CRACK HEAD WHORE



    33. 33

      That's what I never could quite grasp about opinion-toting "liberals".. you're so "accepting" and you want so much "change", but its all about YOU YOU YOU, no one else matters. and if they disagree with you,"FUCK THEM"? Isn't that a contradiction in itself? The most accepting people I've ever met are the real, righty "christians". And liberals are some of the most hateful, bitter, unhappy people I have EVER heard talk.. talk about irony. always about YOU, and never about what's best for AMERICA.. if we all ran around with "GIMME, me me me" attitudes, like 3 year olds, we'd be just that.. oh wait, who is the main democratic presidential candidate????? That's right. The epitomy of what you stand for.. you have no idea how lucky you are to be living in the Gold Blessed land, you want to change everything that made us prosper, and you want to take away personal responsiblity. I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE LOGIC?!? seriously. I may not agree with everything Mccain and Palin say or do, NO ONE WILL EVER, but one things for sure, their "plan" doesn't involve the demise of the american life & economy.

      MCCAIN/PALIN 08!!!!



    34. 34

      I was thinking it, you said it

    35. LS says – reply to this


      35

      Re: karrbl2005 – ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS MICHELLE LOOKS MORE FAKE THAN CINDY… WASH OFF YOU TV SCREEN LADY. WOW…

    36. Nae! says – reply to this


      36

      It's Paris Hilton in 30 years…I think she is nice looking older women.



    37. 37

      she is one ugly woman. who the fuck picks her outfits. they are so fuckin bright. even color blind people see this old hag



    38. 38

      She looks like she has had more facelifts than kenny Rogers or Joan Rivers. Warning to those seeking the knife, beauty is on the inside. When men say they want to jump her bones they don't mean, (real) bones.



    39. 39

      Re: Ventura –

      Well, yes. I think a reporter even called Palin Professor Umbridge. Very fitting description I'd say.



    40. 40

      Hahahaha, that's funny….



    41. 41

      The O-man, Barack Hussein Obama, is an eloquently tailored
      empty suit. No resume, no accomplishments, no experience,
      no original ideas, no understanding of how the economy works,
      no understanding of how the world works, no balls, nothing but
      abstract empty rhetoric devoid of real substance.
      He has no real identity. He is half-white, which he
      rejects. The rest of him is mostly Arab, which he hides but
      is disclosed by his non-African Arabic surname and his Arabic
      first and middle names as a way to triply proclaim his
      Arabic parentage to people in Kenya . Only a small part
      of him is African Black from his Luo grandmother, which he
      pretends he is exclusively.
      What he isn't, not a genetic drop of, is 'African-American,' a
      descendant of enslaved Africans brought to America chained
      in slave ships.
      He hasn't a single ancestor who was a slave. Instead,
      his Arab ancestors were slave owners. Slave-trading was the
      main Arab business in East Africa for centuries until the British
      ended it.
      Let that sink in: Obama is not the descendant of slaves,
      he is the descendant of slave owners. Thus he makes the perfect
      Liberal Messiah.
      The absurdity of Hypocrisy Clothed In Human Flesh being their Savior is
      all the more cause for liberals to worship him: Credo quia absurdum;
      I believe it because it is absurd.
      Thank heavens that the voting majority of Americans remain
      Christian and are in no desperate need of a phony savior.



    42. 42

      Wow that dress and that hair just doesn't do her any justice.



    43. 43

      Okay, I'll try to post again- what, you can dish it out and can't take it, Mario?? Cindy McCain is beautiful for her age and you know it. Mario, I saw you on cribs, and it looks to me like your mother is the Crypt Keeper for sure. Oh, and I love your "crib" where you had to stand in one spot because your "CRIB" is so small. HIGHlarious, as you would say. I think MTV was punking you and you didn't even know it. LOL



    44. 44

      She's "already" more fun than Laura Bush. Does this mean you think she will be the first lady? I must say, I totally agree.



    45. 45

      So funny how you liberals have to resort to picking apart someone's wardrobe for God's sake. Hmm, wonder why that is? Perhaps you are grasping at straws? Yes I think that's it. Some of your comments leave me shaking my head, you are so stupid. OMG, you're the future of the USA? We are fucking doomed.



    46. 46

      She scares the shit out of me.



    47. 47

      Yeah and then you ask us to respect your political views… BS Piggy pure evil BS… she looks ok and is a smart woman!



    48. 48

      Re: Nordic Blonde – Totally agree with you!



    49. 49

      Hahaha! She does look like the character from Tales of the Crypt!



    50. 50

      She's beautiful, graceful and has a killer resume. She's pretty much everything your not. And she doesn't look like she has a drug problem- Perez. You'll do anything to get a rise.



    51. 51

      she looks amazing! i hope i look as good as her when i am her age!!! not that i am voting for mccain but go cindy!



    52. 52

      I THOUGHT SHE LOOKED LOVELY. SHE DOES NOT LOOK SPACED OUT.
      SHE HAS CLASS AND SHE DOES DO ALOT OF CHARITY STUFF. GIVE HER A BREAK!



    53. 53

      I'd look like that too
      if the handsome man I married
      turned into
      POPE JOHN PAUL II.



    54. 54

      She certainly needs a new stylist! All that money…she should be dressing in more flattering things. She's MUCH better than that racist loon wife of Osama. (I mean Obama).



    55. 55

      .
      .
      .
      IS THAT HER HAIRDRESSER IN THE RED TIE???
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .



    56. 56

      Re: njpaul0129 – your nuts, lets move on!



    57. 57

      hahhaha, omg i am crying laughing, i literallly was just telling my boss she looks like a drunk and then i see this… GOOD SHIT PEREZ



    58. 58

      Re: Intellect_Rules – LOOOL. That cracked me up!



    59. 59

      Living grassland… where are the cows? What a nasty crypt bitch. She's an undead.



    60. 60

      I think she's lovely!

    61. Memi says – reply to this


      61

      I love seeing people like that. i know it is wrong but they make me laugh!



    62. 62

      Cindy definitely could use the services of a good image consultant. With her angular features and super slim figure, it's too easy for her to look harsh. She needs to wear softer colors and softer fabrics with flowing lines. Her hair should also be worn more softly and with a clip as someone else suggested. She's an attractive woman who just hasn't learned how to make the most of her features. With her money and access to any designer she wants, it shouldn't be hard to dress her and highlight her best features.



    63. 63

      SINdy McLAME is a slut bitch. Ignorant, ugly and fake. She looks like a psycho. She's a drunken whore.



    64. 64

      Hello Everyone ~ It's been awhile…I've been touring with that bitch Elizabeth Gilbert "Eat, Pray, Love", we've been all over the fukkin world!! But here I am in St. Paul, having a grand old time at the expense of the GOP. Cindy and I go way back…I discovered her at the Biltmore back when the sun's harmful rays were worshipped…There was Cindy and friends…fukked up…we got along fine…she was fascinated with how I was Gore Vidal's inspiration for Mae West's role in Myra Breckingridge (sp?)….We became fast friends and enjoyed living the "good life" there in Scottsdale….Make no mistake about it, Cindy can hold her pills and booze….she's even been known to steal my Valiums when I'm not looking….not a problem…she's got a strong possee who makes sure that there's plenty to go around.



    65. 65

      Hahaha you are Soooo crazy Perez! Luvs it!!

    66. C- says – reply to this


      66

      She does look like the Crypt Keeper and she does have crazy eyes, but admit it, bitch has style. I can't stand her, but I love her fashion sense. That green dress is way too cute!



    67. 67

      Wow get this woman a stylist stat!



    68. 68

      Re: Paulie – Sounds a lot like you Paulie. Wow is that your name Paulie. How gay.



    69. 69

      …….and i don't want her as my first lady. She looks like pure evil to me.



    70. 70

      Just curious;
      If she was to be First Lady, does that mean prices in prescription meds will FINALLY be affordable?!?!



    71. 71

      So when are you going to start knocking Michelle Obama for no good reason?



    72. 72

      I've always maintained the position that she feeds on the souls of dying children.



    73. 73

      Re: John G. – I think there's some truth to what you're saying…in that she has been rumored to receive injections of fetus tissue in Mexico.



    74. 74

      Cindy McCain and Hillary Clinton
      THE HOTTIE and THE NOTTIE!



    75. 75

      hahahahaha! Mario, you're fucking cracking me up this morning. Totally agree with you! She's got a killer cackle, too.



    76. 76

      She looks scary…witchy

    77. AMO says – reply to this


      77

      She's classy and stylish. It's nice to see a woman have style AND actually dress her age. Her face doesn't look spooky; she's old and it shows on her face, like normal people. Would you rather her get plastic surgery or have Botox? No, then you'd make fun of her for that too…



    78. 78

      Love & faith……
      The 'American Dream' is to look like THAT? Hardly!
      speak for yourself crazy.



    79. 79

      lol!!!! the women of the republican party have oddly frozen faces…. nasty skanks!!!! cindy McCain is a drug addicted mess!!! xoxo

    80. Eddy says – reply to this


      80

      omg… her eyes is sexy!



    81. 81

      You mean bottle of OXY with a "Y". Az in OXYCONTIN! I don't care if U misspell other words, but I will correct U if U misspell a drug! I love you Perez!



    82. 82

      STYLE GRADE: B+
      PERSONALITY: F
      POLITICS: ANYTHING LOWER THAN F?
      TRAINWRECK FACTOR: A+++
      LIKENESS TO THE FINAL SCENE OF "DEATH BECOMES HER": A
      FEMALE PATTERN BALDNESS FACTOR: A-



    83. 83

      no Seroiusly…that bitch has 2 facial experesions
      "happy"
      "happier"



    84. 84

      I liked the outfit and most of the clothes she wears. Too many oversized accessories kill the look here. We know she's rich–she doesn't have to flaunt it. I think she is also pretty and like her softer hairstyles: she is too skinny to wear her hair pulled tightly back–gives her a harsh look.



    85. 85

      LIKE THE CHICK FROM AB FAB



    86. 86

      She is clapping at the prospect of buying more houses and jewels on your tax dollars.
      :l
      Clap long, Clap hard, Clap Loud…..that's the real Presidential Seal.
      :l



    87. 87

      perez you make me laugh….what an awesome comment on the picture! Viva la crypt keeper….omg! thanks for keeping me laughing every day!



    88. 88

      This is disgusting. She's amazing for a woman her age. Quit posting rude comments and pictures (which were taken at an inopportune moment).



    89. 89

      Is it me or does she look dehydrated, someone please give this woman some water!



    90. 90

      EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW



    91. 91

      eww