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Eva Longoria makes a mad dash for the hair salon because ____.

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72 comments to “Fill In The Blank”



  1. 1

    dont know, but her legs look so skinny. Is she pregnant really or what. she doesnt look it there, but she does have something tied around her waist, oh that reminds me its fun to do it when you have something tied around you waist and the guy can pull on it



  2. 2

    the baby needs a weave……



  3. 3

    them damn naps is showing.



  4. 4

    omg what a wreck shebetter be preggers lol



  5. 5

    she is preggo and doesn't want anyone to see what she's hiding behind that bow!



  6. 6

    Andy, this outfit looks like something the inmates in prison made from the towels and pillow cases…



  7. 7

    she's late!



  8. 8

    her baby bump is showing?



  9. 9

    ….she was in the car, on the way to the salon, and had to shit really, really bad, and now can't wait to get in there and let it all out.



  10. 10

    Re: Obsession – you are so right! i have this leather belt that has leather straps you tie together and the guy can pull on it and give you a light whipping at the same time. so hot….now i'm horny.



  11. 11

    she looks like an idiot in that outfit and she knows it…… but it's sooooooo comfy



  12. 12

    She is one SKINNY bitch (jealous)



  13. 13

    she's sperminated and is stupidly trying to hide it. Come on, Eva! You could at least come up with something better to hide it than that weirdness tied around your waist - it's just drawing more attention to that area!



  14. 14

    Re: Andy27 – OMG I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING!!!



  15. 15

    I love her cute little outfit!



  16. 16

    She really needs her hair done?…lol I love Eva!!…:)..tAKES A LOT OF CONFIDENCE [ OR BUSY SCHEDULE] TO WEAR THAT JERSEY ONESIE…**ooops caps**



  17. 17

    kinda doesn't look so preggo here, but maybe, or maybe not, but kinda, but not really………………….



  18. 18

    Re: Andy27 – LOL….That was a hilarious and unique response.



  19. 19

    Re: Andy27 – bad taco at beso????????



  20. 20

    jeez that's a nice strategically placed bow there… will this woman just say she's preggers already!!! xoxo
    p.s. her hair looks busted!!



  21. 21

    Eva Longoria makes a mad dash for the hair salon because she doesn't want her photo posted on perezhilton.com.



  22. 22

    Re: Andy27

    lmao!!! omg I'm having to hold back my laughter and I just snorted lol



  23. 23

    …The 1970's were chasing her; they want their outfit back.



  24. 24

    Re: abercorey – LOL..oh yes…this is what they call "Rec Yard Couture" in prison.



  25. 25

    She is running away From the "Migra"



  26. 26

    She wants Jessica Simpson Hair Pieces…ASAP.
    Ken Gay'Pave f*cked up her hair and now she wants to run and hide.



  27. 27

    They're giving away free bagels to the first 25 guests and she Really NEEDS a MEAL!



  28. 28

    she looks like shit and is in desparate need of a make over

  29. ddee says – reply to this


    29

    Salon….her ass needs to be running to a fast food joint!!! Steak Samich !!!!



  30. 30

    she dosnt look pregnant at all.. theres just no way. she is so thin



  31. 31

    Cause she's about to have her baby soon



  32. 32

    She had to throw up



  33. 33

    Re: luvsmesomeperez

    that was fuckin hilarious…



  34. 34

    Re: wildmidwestern – Haha yes so fun and hot!! ;)



  35. 35

    She has a bad case of diarreha



  36. 36

    you can totally tell there is a baby bump under that Bow!!!

  37. cdawg says – reply to this


    37

    She is beautiful

  38. drrtx says – reply to this


    38

    i just love eva…she is SO HOT



  39. 39

    She looks itty bitty, doesn't she?



  40. 40

    she forgot to put on the foam baby bump pad that Nicole Kidman loaned her nd doesnt wish to be photographed…
    NOT PREGNANT…



  41. 41

    …they forgot to glue on her fabulous dashing hairdo.



  42. 42

    BECAUSE… SHE REGRETS THAT CRAZY DECISION TO WHACK HER HAIR OFF!!
    .
    A LESSON ALL US GIRLS HAVE TO LEARN THE HARD WAY AT SOME POINT IN OUR LIVES!!!
    .
    THEY CAN'T MAKE IT GROW, HONEY!!
    .
    PSSST! ALL HAIRDRESSERS LOOOVVVE TO CHOP OFF HAIR! THEY WILL ALL TELL YOU HOW GREAT YOU'RE GONNA LOOK!! IT IS ALWAYS BAD!!
    .
    HELLOOOO … FELICITY!
    .
    ANOTHER PSSST! MOST HAIRDRESSERS ARE … UM … UH … IN TOUCH WITH THEIR FEMININE SIDE … AND … UM … UH … HAVE AN AFFINITY FOR THE CHASE CRAWFORD/ZACK EFRON LOOK!
    .
    IF YOU'RE TRYING TO ATTRACT THE FELLAS THAT ARE … UM … UH … LESS IN TOUCH WITH THEIR FEMININE SIDE … NOT A GOOD LOOK!!



  43. 43

    hey



  44. 44



  45. 45

    because she burned her Latina cooch hairs while using her curling iron as a vibrator



  46. 46

    she's late?



  47. 47

    Because she needs to get her wee bush trimmed, have a cleansing enema and some anal bleaching.

  48. Ejkej says – reply to this


    48

    …she needs a pair of scissors to cut that awful knot off! Her secret baby needs more space to grow bigger.



  49. 49

    Her tampon is sliding out.



  50. 50

    because….. she's a stupid bitch!



  51. 51

    she needs her hair done? duhhhhhhh.



  52. 52

    She is without he extensions and make up!!



  53. 53

    her cunt is on fire



  54. 54

    because that betch needs a blow out and extensions.

    bad.



  55. 55

    because her vagina is on fire!



  56. 56

    Re: missCUNTY

    AAAAhahaha we think alike! I just saw yours LOL



  57. 57

    Re: Andy27 – lol @ that Andy. I alomst pissed myself.



  58. 58

    Re: Andy27 – *almost* My bad, I'm drunk.

  59. AMO says – reply to this


    59

    I don't know, but I do know that bitch ain't pregnant. Atleast I wouldn't be running/jumping like that in flip flops if I were.

  60. AMO says – reply to this


    60

    Re: eminem – That shit was funny!



  61. 61

    Re: Avigayil – You are SO right!! Oy, the worst decade of fashion.



  62. 62

    Re: Maddiexxx – Bingo



  63. 63

    She's not wearing makeup. She needs long hair to cover up her plain face. She looks preggers. She's probably in her 1st trimester. She'll announce her pregnancy once she's sold the rights to the baby pics to OK.



  64. 64

    HASN'T SHE DENIED THE PREGNANCY RUMORS?!



  65. 65

    shes don tlook preg



  66. 66

    …she looks like shit!



  67. 67

    she is def pregnant- look at how she has the big bow around her waist to cover it, and her chest is bigger.



  68. 68

    She is so fucking skinny- how do these actresses get so skinny? Seriously, share your secret!



  69. 69

    …She doesn't know how to comb Her hair!



  70. 70

    Because her pubic hair is almost dry.



  71. 71

    maaybe shes in a hurry?

    besides, so what if shes pregnanT.
    :]



  72. 72

    or maybe her grandma is gonna be pissed when she finds out eva stole her clothes!