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Eva Longoria makes a mad dash for the hair salon because ____.

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Posted: Sep 5, 2008 at 2:54 pm / Email this »

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Obsession says – reply to this

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dont know, but her legs look so skinny. Is she pregnant really or what. she doesnt look it there, but she does have something tied around her waist, oh that reminds me its fun to do it when you have something tied around you waist and the guy can pull on it
Debraw says – reply to this

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the baby needs a weave……
JoeyCola says – reply to this

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them damn naps is showing.
JustMat says – reply to this

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omg what a wreck shebetter be preggers lol
xangelx4eva says – reply to this

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she is preggo and doesn't want anyone to see what she's hiding behind that bow!
abercorey says – reply to this

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Andy, this outfit looks like something the inmates in prison made from the towels and pillow cases…
Maddiexxx says – reply to this

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she's late!
wildmidwestern says – reply to this

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her baby bump is showing?
Andy27 says – reply to this

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….she was in the car, on the way to the salon, and had to shit really, really bad, and now can't wait to get in there and let it all out.
wildmidwestern says – reply to this

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Re: Obsession – you are so right! i have this leather belt that has leather straps you tie together and the guy can pull on it and give you a light whipping at the same time. so hot….now i'm horny.
hottie says – reply to this

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she looks like an idiot in that outfit and she knows it…… but it's sooooooo comfy
Minnesnowta says – reply to this

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She is one SKINNY bitch (jealous)
2cool4school says – reply to this

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she's sperminated and is stupidly trying to hide it. Come on, Eva! You could at least come up with something better to hide it than that weirdness tied around your waist - it's just drawing more attention to that area!
BiancaBABY says – reply to this

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Re: Andy27 – OMG I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING!!!
Nurse Allison says – reply to this

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I love her cute little outfit!
JenBunny711 says – reply to this

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She really needs her hair done?…lol I love Eva!!…:)..tAKES A LOT OF CONFIDENCE [ OR BUSY SCHEDULE] TO WEAR THAT JERSEY ONESIE…**ooops caps**
luvsmesomeperez says – reply to this

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kinda doesn't look so preggo here, but maybe, or maybe not, but kinda, but not really………………….
JenBunny711 says – reply to this

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Re: Andy27 – LOL….That was a hilarious and unique response.
luvsmesomeperez says – reply to this

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Re: Andy27 – bad taco at beso????????
foxiemommie says – reply to this

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jeez that's a nice strategically placed bow there… will this woman just say she's preggers already!!! xoxo
p.s. her hair looks busted!!
PrettyInPurple says – reply to this

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Eva Longoria makes a mad dash for the hair salon because she doesn't want her photo posted on perezhilton.com.
abercorey says – reply to this

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Re: Andy27 –

lmao!!! omg I'm having to hold back my laughter and I just snorted lol
Avigayil says – reply to this

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…The 1970's were chasing her; they want their outfit back.
Andy27 says – reply to this

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Re: abercorey – LOL..oh yes…this is what they call "Rec Yard Couture" in prison.
eminem says – reply to this

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She is running away From the "Migra"
LALA*Land says – reply to this

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She wants Jessica Simpson Hair Pieces…ASAP.
Ken Gay'Pave f*cked up her hair and now she wants to run and hide.
pinkylee says – reply to this

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They're giving away free bagels to the first 25 guests and she Really NEEDS a MEAL!
SparklingBerry says – reply to this

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she looks like shit and is in desparate need of a make over
ddee says – reply to this

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Salon….her ass needs to be running to a fast food joint!!! Steak Samich !!!!
shannonneal420 says – reply to this

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she dosnt look pregnant at all.. theres just no way. she is so thin
Vegasborn says – reply to this

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Cause she's about to have her baby soon
Pamalamb says – reply to this

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She had to throw up
abercorey says – reply to this

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Re: luvsmesomeperez –

that was fuckin hilarious…
Obsession says – reply to this

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Re: wildmidwestern – Haha yes so fun and hot!!
The Dog says – reply to this

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She has a bad case of diarreha
jujuJenne says – reply to this

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you can totally tell there is a baby bump under that Bow!!!
cdawg says – reply to this

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She is beautiful
drrtx says – reply to this

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i just love eva…she is SO HOT
jeanmarie says – reply to this

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She looks itty bitty, doesn't she?
MonkeyWench says – reply to this

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she forgot to put on the foam baby bump pad that Nicole Kidman loaned her nd doesnt wish to be photographed…
NOT PREGNANT…
Skaaii says – reply to this

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…they forgot to glue on her fabulous dashing hairdo.
JustSayin says – reply to this

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BECAUSE… SHE REGRETS THAT CRAZY DECISION TO WHACK HER HAIR OFF!!
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A LESSON ALL US GIRLS HAVE TO LEARN THE HARD WAY AT SOME POINT IN OUR LIVES!!!
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THEY CAN'T MAKE IT GROW, HONEY!!
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PSSST! ALL HAIRDRESSERS LOOOVVVE TO CHOP OFF HAIR! THEY WILL ALL TELL YOU HOW GREAT YOU'RE GONNA LOOK!! IT IS ALWAYS BAD!!
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HELLOOOO … FELICITY!
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ANOTHER PSSST! MOST HAIRDRESSERS ARE … UM … UH … IN TOUCH WITH THEIR FEMININE SIDE … AND … UM … UH … HAVE AN AFFINITY FOR THE CHASE CRAWFORD/ZACK EFRON LOOK!
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IF YOU'RE TRYING TO ATTRACT THE FELLAS THAT ARE … UM … UH … LESS IN TOUCH WITH THEIR FEMININE SIDE … NOT A GOOD LOOK!!
sef727 says – reply to this

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hey
sef727 says – reply to this

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…
bongo says – reply to this

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because she burned her Latina cooch hairs while using her curling iron as a vibrator
Lauren14 says – reply to this

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she's late?
Cameraguy says – reply to this

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Because she needs to get her wee bush trimmed, have a cleansing enema and some anal bleaching.
Ejkej says – reply to this

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…she needs a pair of scissors to cut that awful knot off! Her secret baby needs more space to grow bigger.
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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Her tampon is sliding out.
YoMomma says – reply to this

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because….. she's a stupid bitch!
Kyebaby1 says – reply to this

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she needs her hair done? duhhhhhhh.
luvyaP says – reply to this

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She is without he extensions and make up!!
missCUNTY says – reply to this

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her cunt is on fire
T-Unit says – reply to this

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because that betch needs a blow out and extensions.

bad.
slutness says – reply to this

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because her vagina is on fire!
slutness says – reply to this

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Re: missCUNTY –

AAAAhahaha we think alike! I just saw yours LOL
fatbitch says – reply to this

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Re: Andy27 – lol @ that Andy. I alomst pissed myself.
fatbitch says – reply to this

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Re: Andy27 – *almost* My bad, I'm drunk.
AMO says – reply to this

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I don't know, but I do know that bitch ain't pregnant. Atleast I wouldn't be running/jumping like that in flip flops if I were.
AMO says – reply to this

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Re: eminem – That shit was funny!
patsy519 says – reply to this

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Re: Avigayil – You are SO right!! Oy, the worst decade of fashion.
CUBS 08 says – reply to this

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Re: Maddiexxx – Bingo
wannabe says – reply to this

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She's not wearing makeup. She needs long hair to cover up her plain face. She looks preggers. She's probably in her 1st trimester. She'll announce her pregnancy once she's sold the rights to the baby pics to OK.
tmarie1225 says – reply to this

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HASN'T SHE DENIED THE PREGNANCY RUMORS?!
parishiltonno.1fanyasmin says – reply to this

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shes don tlook preg
Dana1963 says – reply to this

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…she looks like shit!
snyper says – reply to this

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she is def pregnant- look at how she has the big bow around her waist to cover it, and her chest is bigger.
Doxi Lady says – reply to this

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She is so fucking skinny- how do these actresses get so skinny? Seriously, share your secret!
Jane Doe says – reply to this

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…She doesn't know how to comb Her hair!
LuvleeRita says – reply to this

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Because her pubic hair is almost dry.
jessica;man says – reply to this

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maaybe shes in a hurry?

besides, so what if shes pregnanT.
:]
crazyy says – reply to this

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or maybe her grandma is gonna be pissed when she finds out eva stole her clothes!

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