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"Drug-addicted elephant kicks heroin habit"
How was he addicted to heroin in the first place???? CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.
[Image via WENN.]
Drug-addicted elephant kicks heroin habit
BEIJING - A once drug-addled elephant fed heroin-laced bananas by illegal traders will return home after emerging clean from a three-year detox program on China's tropical island province of Hainan.
The four-year-old bull elephant, referred to alternately as "Big Brother" or "Xiguang" in state media reports, was captured in 2005 in southwest China by traders who used spiked bananas to control him.
After police arrested the traders and freed Xiguang a few months later, the elephant was confirmed to be suffering from withdrawal symptoms and sent to a wild animal protection center in Hainan for rehab, Xinhua news agency said on Thursday.
A year of methadone injections at five times the human dosage had helped wean Xiguang off his addiction.
Now clean, Xiguang was expected to arrive on Saturday at a wildlife park in Kunming, capital of the elephant's home province of Yunnan on the mainland.
Xiguang's return would cap a 1,500-km journey home, Xinhua said, and mark another step in the elephant's triumph over addiction.
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That's some crazy shit.
Yep. People are basically rotten.
Good for him! I, too, overcame my addiction to pu$$y and I made a hell of a comeback!
congratu-fucking-lations
first?
holy shit!
good for him.
poor elephants.
That is FUCKED up.
That is soo sad and cruel
How sad.
Andy I love you…lol there's no way I could be on here all day while at work if you werent here to keep me company…my work days used to be soo boring until I found you on here, I no longer have to find things to do while at work, I know I can just come here and talk shit with you all day, I had no idea going into this that this many people would be all over our nuts on everything single thing we say….but you know what, I come here to have fun….everybody else here seems to be here to find someone to argue with and to see who can sound the most intellectual by putting other poeple down, I have never in my life encountered soo much hate then on Perezhilton…only here you will be called a fa***t every 5 minutes, told how anorexic you look, how aids-ridden your ass must be, how ugly you are….its pathetic….you're all pathetic
What the hell?? How? why?? Im so confused.
That's aweful!! Poor elephant, I hope those bastards get what they deserve.
I would trade places with that elephant any day. Xiguang -my cubicle is open for you any
This one makes me really sad…….that poor elephant only had a tiny brain to begin with and some monsters ruined it with a drug the animal would never have come into contact with on their own. Sad Sad Sad
Poor elephant:9
lol dumbo getting fucked up
Re: abercorey – awww!! thanx, boo…the feeling's mutual. i'm glad that i developed multiple personality disorder and created…oops, i meant "found"…..you. lol….
you know what…in light of your sweet remark, i think i will go home this afternoon and put on my Diesel jeans (and nothing else) and open up a new bottle of Grey Goose in your honor. *muah*
Unfortunately it's still addicted to child porn.
Re: Andy27 – you're not fooling anybody
poor animal
Andy kind of resembles Howdy Doody.
ANDY27 - you are a worthless piece of shit! Don't you have a job or anything useful to do? Or are you living in your grandmother's basement?
Aww poor elephant.
Re: abercorey –
you can sure dish it, but you sure cant take it.
That pretty much says it all!
Re: Andy27 – Re: abercorey – Get a fucking room!!
Re: sweethotashes –
yes he does, in his size 46 Diesel jeans, watching porn, and well you know what he really does with that grey goose bottle, dontcha!
Re: HornyToad – How about YOUR room? On your bed…with you in the middle? One in your mouth, and one up your ass. Sound good?
Re: abercorey – you two are so gay - why don't you hook up already and stop wasting space.
Those assholes. Poor Elephant.
Re: abercorey –
Fag!
Some people have no souls. That country is famous for its animal cruelty, people who eat house pets are not people, but animals themselves. China is a emerging country that prides its culture. Hopefully, in the near future there disrespect for the animals of this planet will improve.
Random..
Re: momtoall –
I actually dont talk about people unless they give me a reason too…I dont say anything directed towards anyone other then Andy, and a few other people….and nothing demeaning or disparaging…its people like you who are the ones who Im referring too who are here to start fights with people to entertain yourself for the day…if you honestly think that we're gonna stop what were doing because you dont like it then TRUST your fighting a losing battle….and that's a FACT. so in other words, you may as well leave or sit down and shut the fuck up. that is all
Re: Andy27 – No thanks! You're TOO gay for me!!!
Re: abercorey –
Ohhhh……I am so scared. I do know though that people like you do not go away, you thrive on this kind-of shit. And you are a bold faced liar to boot. You do attack people first, just by your nasty comments. you are a very offensive person. mom & dad must be proud, but I suspect you do NOT act like this around them. I will say you are not AS bad as andy, but do not take that as a compliment.
That's a great photo of Artie Lange, looks like he's lost a little weight
Re: Andy27 – Andy, You and Corey can come to my room anytime!!! I don't care what team you are playing for-You'r both HOT! Besides, who says it has to be one or the other. I say WHATEVER FEELS GOOD!!!!!!!
Re: abercorey – XOXOXO
Re: HornyToad – Great Idea!!!!! I AM SO THERE!!!
People can be unbelievably evil. Seriously, I don't even have a snappy comment for this…it's just sad
Re: MsHomeWrecker –
aww thank you baby
*kisses and cumshots*
Now you know it's bad when even an elephant can do it and AMY WINEHOUSE STILL CAN'T GET IT TOGETHER!!!
Re: lexington – lmao
discusting.. glad they saved him
Andy I think your awesome!!!
Andy I think your awesome!!!!
Andy your awesome!!
Re: DALE – Too F****** funny!!!
hahah cool!!!
Re: abercorey – Hey there sweetie - I understand hating work. I love my job but it must suck for others who don't really like their jobs. So why not get an instant messaging system? Must we all push the scroll down button so often to skip past your stuff? Just a friendly suggestion.
Stupid Beijing people.
Actually elephants are exceptionally intelligent - they can do math, read, paint, and can remember familial graveyards for over a century. To think that someone (or multiple someones) would do something so disgusting, breaks my heart. If they catch them, I hope with all of my heart those fuckers are drawn and quartered…alive. Who the hell needs animal cruelty on this earth.
Is this the elephant the Paris saved??? LOL
That poor elephant
People suck, giving drugs to *animals*! Sheesh!
people suck…
awww that is so mean!
Awww
That is so sad; poor elephant! I'm glad to hear that he is doing better now.
awwe
talk about animal abuse