The Shameful Adulterous Liar Laying Low
Filed under: Politik > Barack Obama > John Edwards > Sarah Palin
Disgraced former presidential candidate, douchebag supremo John Edwards, just announced that he's canceling all public appearances until after the November election because he doesn't want to be "a distraction."
Through his booking agency, the Democrat issued this statement:
"Nothing is more important than electing Barack Obama and Joe Biden. I don't want my appearance at these events to be a distraction from the important issues of the election, or from the important purpose of these meetings."
Johnny E. must be so relieved that the heat's off him for the moment.
The National Enquirer is distracted for the time being by Sarah Palin's alleged affair!
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Posted: September 5, 2008 at 3:02 pm



LOL Palin stole his thunder.. so hes planning to make a comeback AFTER the election… LOL no one cares anymore!
Who gives a fuck!! He has a right do whatever he wants with his fucking dick! Hell, I would've bedded him, had I had my chance. Lewinski 2.0, bitches.
Edwards can not get away
with being a lying cheater, who
does he think he is,
Bill Clinton?!
first!
LOSER!
wow…he's a tool
Just need to say he's fucking pathetic.
Please - no Palin affair. THis ass has been a cheater for years and everyone knows it. He's the father of that baby and his adulteress ass is NOT making appearances because he is guilty and Dems want nothing to do with him. ANd WHAT COMEBACK??? This guy is tainted goods. Get a reality check. Fucking cheaters.
I hope Palin sues your ass- anytime a gossiper uses the word "alleged" it means they are afraid they'll be sued for libel. That's NOT allowed in freedom of speech. Not even on a gossip site. Be verrrrry careful Perez. Actually, scratch that- it'd be fun to see you on the stand!
haha stupid boy
Yep… he's pretty much… DONE.
Re: Cherry Bomb – Go you. Palin ROCKS.
He should hang his head in shame for what he did. It really is to bad. His message about the poor and two Americas will be forgotten because his affair will always be rembered first.
damn, he was supposed to debate Karl Rove at my university this month.
Edwards is a better man than Perez will ever be.
I heart John Edwards!
Thanks, John, you fucking idiot. That's the last thing we need is for you to show your philandering mug around town.
Only dems read the enquirer because they're that gullible and love to read trash and lies. McCain is what this country needs!!!
i think people shouldn't give a shit about his affair. how about he actually gave a shit and did a bunch of work to help out the working class huh? oh no, everyone distracted by the fact he knocked an ugly lady up. you know who didn't have an affair? Bush. and look how bad he's fucked things up. while having an affair is obviously wrong, its by far not the worst they can do, and its stupid it overshadows all the good work that they HAVE done.
When do you think, the media will get to Joe Biden's hidden affairs. There are two reports in Chicago and one in down state Illinois that are looking for a women to ask her some very interesting questions about Obama.
How come no one gives a shit about Bill Clintons DICK anymore. Telling me that pig-fucker is keeping it in his pants. The DEMOCRPS let him talk all over the place. He is like toliet paper, he is ever where wiping some bimbos ass.
Palin never had an affair……..you and the fucking media…..god….and i hate edwards….fucking creep
You know….John McCain also cheated on his wife…with a then 24 year-old…and then divorced his wife to marry her. The 24-year-old was Cindy McCain. We shouldn't scrutinize John Edwards for cheating…when everyone in Washington is doing it. Oh, except for Obama.
For now…
i just saw on a few sites that it looks like a new scandal is about to blow up…she slept with her husbands biz partner etc….at www.PalinInvestigation.com they ahve a picture of the biz partners court document trying to seal the records….but the judge ordered against…hence we will see shortly if shes been banging around as much as her daughter.
it's ok John. thanks for laying low and not going on damage control mode, like most sleazy politicians
No one wants to hear from you anymore, Sonny Boy. We don't care why you are or aren't visible at this or that important event. Get it? No one cares. Except maybe that poor family that you've disgraced. Go away.
piece of shit.. filthy cheating pig. was your wife to sick from chemo??
PIG!
A distraction? More like an after-thought . . . . LOSER; big old man slut cheating on his cancer-stricken wife. But we shouldn't care about that because that's his personal business, right? That was the standard excuse for Clinton after all, that and "it was only a blow job". Jump forward a week from this post and we have Governor Sarah Palin being accused of having an affair simply because one of their friends wants his divorce records sealed. No proof whatsoever, just an insinuation. What I'm learning is that men can bang anyone, neglect their kids, flip flop on issues, associate with known American terrorists and criminals and it is all unfair attacks. Women are supposed to be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen waiting to be cheated on; if they're not, they are unfit parents, sluts, shrill bitches bla bla bla bla bla. And all this is coming from the liberal left! HYPOCRITES!