Screw Disney!
Filed under: Zportz > Playboy > Sin City > Michael Phelps
Hey, Michael Phelps, you've just won 8 Olympic gold medals, what do you wanna do????
Party in Vegas, baby!
The U.S. swimmer has been wreaking havoc in Sin City with friends and lots and lots of eager girls.
Here is Phelps, at the Playboy Club at the Palms HOtel, where we're told he had a very good time with the ladies!
Enjoy it while you're hot, player.
Posted: September 6, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Disney could let him borrow Miley's veneers to fix them wack ass teeth!
nice
it just dosnt matter how many gold medals he has ..he is just ugly …and am i first …who really cares
haha scandalouuus!
He is so fucking ugly, it's sad. I'm not even kidding…any girl who sleeps with him because he's won 8 medals, deserves an STD because he's just plain sick.
good for him. enjoy it michael! you deserve it after all your hard work. word hard…party harder.
Fuck Disney and the wholesome family image. He's a young man who has every right to go out there and have some fun.
why isnt he on Douchebagswithhotchicks.com yet?
Please, please, please do not date Rumor Willis! And for the love of God, do NOT get her pregnant.
This man is uuuuuuuuuuugly! He looks like 8 day old unclean azz.
Hope he uses protection! Vags are lining up to carry a little Phelps fish!
why are each of those bunnies hideous?
"He ugly. He win 8 gold medal and set world record, but me no care. Me too vain to realize that no one give fuck. Me find comfort in pretending that I don't look like horseshit so that I can belittle someone else."
- Perez readers
What's the matter Gayrez? he didn't say hi to you or ignored your interview offer? well, lick that semen off his face ,we know you love to
he's super not attractive.
But he's a great athlete.
OMG SO FUGLY.
Can he seriously NOT afford braces. Maybe his parents couldn't afford them due to all of the swimming lessons??? His mouth is horrible, E-YUCK! And hows about you shave off a few feet of chin, seriously… Then he'd be worth a second look…
Seriously…with all the endorsements please fix your fucking mouth. He looks like a friggen horse that was hit in the face with a sledge hammer. I think he could actually be cute with a little work.
theres more pics of him in vegas ..grabbing a strippers ass…eww…
I hate his teeth.
I think he's adorable, he's got a beautifully lean body and he accomplished something 99% of us will never be able to do. And he sounds like he is a grounded respectful guy as well. He doesn't flat iron his hair, he's not trying to be something he's not, he's not riding on anyone else's coat tails - everything he has now he earned so leave him alone and let him enjoy his success. How can you hate on someone who never gave up and followed his dreams?
Good lord.. it's a giant horse headed goblin. RUN EVERYBODY! Save yourselves!!
I think he would be great in the sack! size 14 feet, and hands that are big as dinner plates, makes wonder if he is huge all around. And the way he moves his hips in the pool…ya, he needs to fix his teeth, but i wouldn't mind hooking up with him…
love you Hot Micheal Phelps!
he's got a body
but i think his face is ugly
those bunnies are butt ugly!
He totally deserves it! Enjoy your time M Phelps… oh and call me next time
He represent the BISEXUAL man lol
he's in heaven♥
Yuckkkkkkk
This guy looks like he slipped out of the back woods of the movie 'deliverance'….wait…at least they would have better teeth…..such
a ugly ugly guy…..take every penny you can as quickly as possible
…once you scare the kids with your mug on the count chocula…no more
sponsors…frankenstein…….
Careful Phelps, don't pull a David Spade on us! Wrap it up!!! Hang onto the fortune!!!
He's an awesome athlete, but he reminds me of Gomer Pile from the Andy Griffith show. gauly
Those are some chubby bunnies! Except for the redheaded one in the middle.
JESUS CHRIST I had no idea his teeth were that fucking bad. Fucking YUCK! I hope Celebrity Fucker Carrie Underwood enjoys sticking her serpent tongue inside that mess!
He needs a dental overhaul the way Elliot Yamin did.
Nice to see such a wholesome American boy slutting it up at a place that that is owned by a company that degrades and demeans women as sexual objects. I'm sure his mama and two sisters are thrilled at what he's done. Bleh.
As he should.
The Playboy girls are disappointing looking. Phelps and his friend look like douche bags.
Hey, maybe now he can take the time for some serious orthodonture!
This dude is seriously unattractive. Without the speedo, all his good assets remain hidden. So unless he's going to hawk in his speedo I don't see him in the limelight long.
Does Phelps suffer from acromegaly? His jaw is a mile long.
damn!!this guy is ugly!!!seriously!!ewwwwww
Amen Horace on the teeth…he needs an expander at the top and some braces…his mouth is too small and his teeth go inward toward the back….ick. I don't think he's cute at all when he smiles…
he looks like sloth. he's lucky he's talented
It's only his teeth that need fixing… like his gums/jaw(?)/teeth. He's adorable otherwise.
he's such a butterface
he needs bracessss!
he is sooooo ugly and his teeth!!!!!
Isn't that the same shirt from that Tiger Woods' video game party?
Look it's Bristol Palin on the left!!!!!!
OBAMA/BIDEN '08!!!!!!
He looks like a monkey… he could swim his Fugly ar$e off though!
He's a rich beatch!
Re: glitzymama – AMEN! who the hell cares what he looks like? i love him. sure, he's no brad pitt but im 90% sure that most people that are cynical about him are ugly AND have no talent.
Doesn't anyone else see that this guy is hideously UGLY???!!! C'mon people! There is nothing remotely attractive about him.
Awesome athlete. Superb Athlete. Incredible, Untouchable Athlete. The face? eh, not so much.
If you didn't know who he was and you looked at his teeth you'd swear he was british
i still love him no matter whatt!
he's an amazing swimmer