Screw Disney!
Filed under: Zportz > Playboy > Sin City > Michael Phelps
Hey, Michael Phelps, you've just won 8 Olympic gold medals, what do you wanna do????
Party in Vegas, baby!
The U.S. swimmer has been wreaking havoc in Sin City with friends and lots and lots of eager girls.
Here is Phelps, at the Playboy Club at the Palms HOtel, where we're told he had a very good time with the ladies!
Enjoy it while you're hot, player.
Posted: September 6, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Disney could let him borrow Miley's veneers to fix them wack ass teeth!
nice
it just dosnt matter how many gold medals he has ..he is just ugly …and am i first …who really cares
haha scandalouuus!
He is so fucking ugly, it's sad. I'm not even kidding…any girl who sleeps with him because he's won 8 medals, deserves an STD because he's just plain sick.
good for him. enjoy it michael! you deserve it after all your hard work. word hard…party harder.
Fuck Disney and the wholesome family image. He's a young man who has every right to go out there and have some fun.
why isnt he on Douchebagswithhotchicks.com yet?
Please, please, please do not date Rumor Willis! And for the love of God, do NOT get her pregnant.
This man is uuuuuuuuuuugly! He looks like 8 day old unclean azz.
Hope he uses protection! Vags are lining up to carry a little Phelps fish!
why are each of those bunnies hideous?
"He ugly. He win 8 gold medal and set world record, but me no care. Me too vain to realize that no one give fuck. Me find comfort in pretending that I don't look like horseshit so that I can belittle someone else."
- Perez readers
What's the matter Gayrez? he didn't say hi to you or ignored your interview offer? well, lick that semen off his face ,we know you love to
he's super not attractive.
But he's a great athlete.
OMG SO FUGLY.
Can he seriously NOT afford braces. Maybe his parents couldn't afford them due to all of the swimming lessons??? His mouth is horrible, E-YUCK! And hows about you shave off a few feet of chin, seriously… Then he'd be worth a second look…
Seriously…with all the endorsements please fix your fucking mouth. He looks like a friggen horse that was hit in the face with a sledge hammer. I think he could actually be cute with a little work.
theres more pics of him in vegas ..grabbing a strippers ass…eww…
I hate his teeth.
I think he's adorable, he's got a beautifully lean body and he accomplished something 99% of us will never be able to do. And he sounds like he is a grounded respectful guy as well. He doesn't flat iron his hair, he's not trying to be something he's not, he's not riding on anyone else's coat tails - everything he has now he earned so leave him alone and let him enjoy his success. How can you hate on someone who never gave up and followed his dreams?
I think he would be great in the sack! size 14 feet, and hands that are big as dinner plates, makes wonder if he is huge all around. And the way he moves his hips in the pool…ya, he needs to fix his teeth, but i wouldn't mind hooking up with him…
love you Hot Micheal Phelps!
he's got a body
but i think his face is ugly
those bunnies are butt ugly!
He totally deserves it! Enjoy your time M Phelps… oh and call me next time
He represent the BISEXUAL man lol
he's in heaven♥
Yuckkkkkkk
This guy looks like he slipped out of the back woods of the movie 'deliverance'….wait…at least they would have better teeth…..such
a ugly ugly guy…..take every penny you can as quickly as possible
…once you scare the kids with your mug on the count chocula…no more
sponsors…frankenstein…….
Careful Phelps, don't pull a David Spade on us! Wrap it up!!! Hang onto the fortune!!!
He's an awesome athlete, but he reminds me of Gomer Pile from the Andy Griffith show. gauly
Those are some chubby bunnies! Except for the redheaded one in the middle.
JESUS CHRIST I had no idea his teeth were that fucking bad. Fucking YUCK! I hope Celebrity Fucker Carrie Underwood enjoys sticking her serpent tongue inside that mess!
He needs a dental overhaul the way Elliot Yamin did.
Nice to see such a wholesome American boy slutting it up at a place that that is owned by a company that degrades and demeans women as sexual objects. I'm sure his mama and two sisters are thrilled at what he's done. Bleh.
As he should.
The Playboy girls are disappointing looking. Phelps and his friend look like douche bags.
Hey, maybe now he can take the time for some serious orthodonture!
This dude is seriously unattractive. Without the speedo, all his good assets remain hidden. So unless he's going to hawk in his speedo I don't see him in the limelight long.
Does Phelps suffer from acromegaly? His jaw is a mile long.
damn!!this guy is ugly!!!seriously!!ewwwwww
Amen Horace on the teeth…he needs an expander at the top and some braces…his mouth is too small and his teeth go inward toward the back….ick. I don't think he's cute at all when he smiles…
he looks like sloth. he's lucky he's talented
It's only his teeth that need fixing… like his gums/jaw(?)/teeth. He's adorable otherwise.
he's such a butterface
he needs bracessss!
he is sooooo ugly and his teeth!!!!!
Isn't that the same shirt from that Tiger Woods' video game party?
Look it's Bristol Palin on the left!!!!!!
OBAMA/BIDEN '08!!!!!!
He looks like a monkey… he could swim his Fugly ar$e off though!
He's a rich beatch!
Re: glitzymama – AMEN! who the hell cares what he looks like? i love him. sure, he's no brad pitt but im 90% sure that most people that are cynical about him are ugly AND have no talent.
Doesn't anyone else see that this guy is hideously UGLY???!!! C'mon people! There is nothing remotely attractive about him.
Awesome athlete. Superb Athlete. Incredible, Untouchable Athlete. The face? eh, not so much.
If you didn't know who he was and you looked at his teeth you'd swear he was british
i still love him no matter whatt!
he's an amazing swimmer
Now that he is rich, e should spend some of his money paying a visit to the dentist.
We need a "Separated at Birth" post:
Michael Phelps on the left, Winnie the Pooh's Tigger on the right.
I'm a huge Phelps fan and I find him so attractive, but he looks straight up retarded here. and those girls are FUGLY.
HORSE FACE
from the neck down shots only. please
pretty much everyone has the same response to the banner picture as i do. phelps is one goofy looking muther fucker. maybe he's blinding all the ladies with his gold medals so they cant see his visually disturbing face.
Re: genifur2 – LMAO..you imagine Rumer and Phelps' child? OMG
Re: glitzymama – Nah, I understand what you are saying but sweetie..the truth is the truth..the man is UGLY
What in the hell are you always putting there coming out of ppl's mouths and why?
Is it supposed to be rabbid foam? Drool? Wanker juice?
………….
You turning against your golden boy Fagez? Is the honeymoon over? What poster are you jerking off on now?
That is one ugly merman. But, since I can't even swim who am I to talk.
Re: ELLOx3LOVE – How Rude!
Re: Cattac – So true!
My, my, my, so much negativity about a young man who accomplished so much. It is a very sad testament to the value system of many of these bloggers. So full of hate and ugliness. I guess it mirrors their empty existence. Go Mike, you are talented and now rich and respected round the world. Don't let these haters get to you, because hate is all they got.
I don't think he's ugly.. but he is geeky looking..
He may be the man of the moment, but the top picture only confirms what I got out of his personal interviews. He just may belong in the "special" olympics. If you know what I'm saying.
Somebody should introduce him to Kristina Chen. Maybe the little Downie could take a break from her recording and book-writing career, and work him in.
He is beyond ugly. I would need a paperbag over his head to fuck him. And Perez, you are a fucking hottie compared to this dork… with all of your wight loss you've been looking amazing.
He needs a nose job, eyebrow waxing, chin job, a new gum line, and veneers. Swimming is all this guy has going for him.
Re: smarty-pants – Hun, it's PerezHilton..and we are not putting down his accomplishments, we are just stating and confirming the obvious. He is a fugly dude. Now tell us, if he had sucked at the Olympics or had be been an "average joe", would you still think the same about him? That he is..erm..challenged in the looks department
True, he's not that handsome, but at least he's accomplished something. Have a good luck at those "girls" for some serious ugly, however, and all they've managed to do in this life is jam themselves into bunny suits. Sorry, but those ladies have some milegage on them!
Re: Erica Lew – As I've been saying all along…Would the people that find him attractive (and those who find him "hot"), would they think the same had he not won all those medals? Hmm makes you wonder..I guess you all think Bill Gates is hot too, I mean, he is a billionare..
Re: RyanDanVan – Thank you number 59. But if he's got other horse parts, I'd let him take a ride inside my sugar walls.
Re: boo radley – I find him ugly and I have an MBA and speak 5 languages..hmmm, I guess that would make me talented..
I don't know what is worst, his teeth, his horseface or his ADHD stare.
The top pic should be titled "Forrest Gump Visits The Over The Hill Playboy Bunny Retirement Home".
THE ONE ON THE LEFT LOOKS LIKE SARAH PALIN
i would like to see perez in one of those bunny outfits
as for phelps bring bac thorpey hes better looking
phelps could be on disney as the giant in perez and the bean stalk.
Take away the gold medals and you've got Sarah Palin's retarded son as an adult!
God he's ugly. He's got a killer body but his face…ewww.
Re: glitzymama – agreed
Re: CriticXtreme – please don't say that …so cruel!
Okay, let's get it straight.. What does the word "HOT" mean? People use the word way too loose now. Let's set the record straight…He's an AMAZING athlete, but Ford Modeling Agency is not going to be knocking on his door anytime soon……
Damned shame he's so fugly…
He looks like a fucking retard.
he is such a butterface….
He's cute and looks like a genuinely nice guy. Y'all haters are shallow. I just hope he wraps it up because he looks clean cut and right now he is pulling women left and rght.
What about his teeth? They look healthy to me. Just a little crooked, but natural. I think he's cute.
Bangin body..busted face!
you're a hack. saw this on evil beet yesterday
He is fuglyyyyyy
Re: CottonMouth – Sweety, there is a such thing as "inner beauty" a lot of these bloggers are so critical of his looks I guess everyone that has something negative to say must be a Miss Universe, or Adonis. I know that cannot be the case. Oh to answer your question, hmm he is big and tall and extremely muscular, packing a nice package… Yes!
Re: boo radley – I concur with you 100%.
Re: smart girl – Don't worry gurl, you couldn't get him if you WANTED to! You are safe from being a candidate of his affections…
Did you see his teeth ? HELP. What is quite frightening is that some people find him "hot", are you kidding me. Maybe his bank account looks hot to you but certainly not his physical appearance. Get your teeth fixed with all that money before running to night clubs and all those bimbos.
Re: Cleopatra – Amen!
yuck….and YUCK!
At least when riding him, one of these "desperada" girls can just grab a hold of his ears.