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"Man in wheelchair robs Texas 7-Eleven of condoms"
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[Image via WENN.]
Man in wheelchair robs Texas 7-Eleven of condoms
A robber rolled into a Dallas convenience store came armed with a bat and a knife. He left with a lot of condoms and an energy drink.
Dallas police Cpl. Kevin Janse said Friday that a man in a wheelchair entered a Dallas 7-Eleven Wednesday afternoon, rolled straight toward the cash register and beat it with a baseball bat until it opened.
But he didn't grab any cash. Instead, police say he stole 10 boxes of condoms and an energy drink before making his getaway Wednesday afternoon.
Janse says the suspect may have been homeless and was likely intoxicated at the time of the robbery.
as if he can use it
wow.
poor guy.
at first I thought that was Colin Farrell
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This guy looks like Colin Farrell…
Are you serial?!
Is it just me or does this guy look like Colin Farrell???
CF doesn't need condoms to hit me off lmfao I'll take any diseases he's willing to share lmfao =P And seriously, wtf does a homeless man need condoms and an energy drink for?!? haha, Anyone ready to spread their legs for a dirty fucking homeless man prob. don't give a fuck about what she's catching lol.. Someone prob. threw him $15 and he was ready to go buy himself a cheap ass crackhead hooker and he wanted to get his money worth, so he chugged a fucking Red Bull and stole a box of condoms so he could get his nut off.. lol
It obv. is Colin Farrel you guys haha his pics never match his news stories
If that's what the homeless man looked like, he wouldn't be homeless haha I woulda found his ass and took him in, became his personal "sugga momma" lmfao =P mmm, loves me some Colin Farrel hahaha
Re: jeanierobinson –
that IS colin farrel, on the picture .___.
At least he practices save sex give the guy a break.
Re: jeanierobinson – agreed!
well, if I were using 10 boxes of rubbers, I'll be using a wheelchair too.
Ya think he was drunk??? no kidding
is it just me or is that Collin Ferrell?
Oh, snap maybe it was Colin Ferrell!
the handicapped are beasts in bed i hear…
just like the pentecostals
I thought it was Colin Farell..
Well…..At least he's practicing safe sex?
i was gonna say that he looked like colin farrel && i guess everyone agrees lol
That picture IS colin farrell guys -.- Perez just used it as visual stimuli for the story.
Re: Bittersweet Life – THATS NOT COLLIN FERREL
holly shit celeb look a like
lol i'll watch out for men in wheelchairs now.
haha
I'm going to be scared of the handicapped now!
is that colin farrell?
can people in wheelchairs have sex ?
A cripple having sex…oh the humanity…next they'll be out voting. Tryin' to act all NORMAL….what are they thinkin'. Silly cripples, sex is for normal people. Now go back to your street corner with your tin cup & beg for change, like a good cripple.
STOOPS!
Re: britfanxo – Sometimes. Depends on where (if they have one) their spinal injury is located.
Colin Farrell'S SEX TAPE IS NASTY
lol i so thort that was colin farrell!!!
um is that colin farrell?
The dude looks like Colin Farrell……
fucking ids. that is colin farrel.
colin farell much?
I'd change Colin's diaper, for sure.
OMG
some of you ppl are retarded! THAT IS A PICTURE OF COLIN FARRELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: casspergirl – noo it's not..?
losers, that is colin farrell. perez always uses pics of celebs on stories like this for fun. duh