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Two Mommies And a Baby????

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Nooooo!!!!!!

The UK's News of the World reports that LezLo and saMAN Ronson want to be Hollywood parents.

The thought scares the pants off us!!!

A source "close" to the couple told the rag:

“Lindsay is in a very happy place at the moment. She’s been having deep discussions about a baby. She wants a natural birth and has spoken to Sam about getting one of her ex-boyfriends to help out. They don’t want to adopt.”

She's dated real winners pre-Sam! Who'll it be? Wilmer Valerrama? Jared Leto?????

The NOTW goes on to say that LezLo hopes that having a child will help her recovery from drug and alcohol addiction.

Um, didn't anyone teach Lindz that a baby isn't a fix-all?!

If that's her reasoning, then we look forward to seeing baby LezLo in rehab!!!

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139 comments to “Two Mommies And a Baby????”

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  1. 1

    1stttt



  2. 2

    uh ohhhhhhhh.
    =0
    i wish them the best.



  3. 3

    Oooh….whatever will Michael Blowhan have to say about this? She is probably starting rumours so that he will have a coronary and leave her alone…good plan Lindsers!



  4. 4

    nice dress !



  5. 5

    hmmmm. i guess im just late. but. lindsay lohans body got bigger. not in a bad way. in a good way. like she looks human.

  6. Anonymous says – reply to this


    6

    Let em'. They can't do any worse than Britney.

    Be happy girls. Do your thing.

  7. Uker says – reply to this


    7

    PEREZ, THE NEWS OF THE WORLD ARE VERY WELL KNOWN FOR PRINTING LIES, THEY GET SUED AT LEAST EVERY TWO WEEKS.
    I'M CALLING BULLSHIT ON THIS STORY, STAND BY FOR A DENIAL FROM LINDS AND SAM.
    PS: STOP CALLING HER LEZLO IT'S DEROGATORY AND HOMOPHOBIC.



  8. 8

    doesnt samantha have a brother? They can just use him to get lindsay pregnant then it'll be the same genetics at least. I just hope they are both sure about everything before they bring a child into the mix.



  9. 9

    Bitch is still a total addict and would be a god awful mom, she'll make Brit look like an ideal mother.



  10. 10

    Maybe saMAN can have a male pee pee attached and then it will be really natural.

    Why does saMan always looks like she needs a bath? And why does Linds always pull her along like she's a small child or a pet? Probably because she's got fleas.



  11. 11

    why are we calling p nasty a homophobe?..doesnt make sense to me but ANYways obviously this story isnt true hes just saying what the rumors are and if lindsay is thinking about kids with her i feel sorry for the kids

  12. Neith says – reply to this


    12

    wow Lins actually looks good and so does Sam, she needs to keep her hair brown, big improvement. Wait on the baby Lindsay seriously.



  13. 13

    at least she's all over the news for being in love and not for being in rehab.

    i hope she really is super happy… but think she's maybe a little young and still dealing with a lot to have a baby.

  14. meh says – reply to this


    14

    oh please The News of The World prints complete shit. I expect blogs from Lilo, SamRo and the whole Lohan clan immenantly.



  15. 15

    bs aside lindsay is NOT suitable to care for a child. knowing lindsay and her attempt to always be in the spotlight she will bust a britney and carry the baby on her lap while driving or something even worse!



  16. 16

    samantha looks great with her new haircut..



  17. 17

    Okay seriously? I call BULL !!!! Perez, you can't possibly believe that this is true!



  18. 18

    Oh, I hope she thinks this through! Have she ever got up to breast or bottle feed a baby at 2:00 in the morning???? How about diapers, food and extra
    care little ones needs. But, if she has enough money I suggest a NANNY!

    A child changes everything in a relationship! It's all good.

  19. Uker says – reply to this


    19

    Re: lilahhhhhh – because calling sam saman, and lindsay lezlo is nothing short of homophobic.
    i love perez, i've said it before and i'm sure he knows it, but i can't let him get away with hate speech, it's just not cool.



  20. 20

    Sounds like trumped up Hollywood gossip to me. I don't believe this story.

  21. LCR says – reply to this


    21

    I like these 2.
    STOP calling them 'lezlo' and saMAN', thats just wrong.



  22. 22

    oh sweet jesus.
    shouldn't they get married first??
    bwahhhahhahhhaaaa



  23. 23

    i really doubt jared would do that..



  24. 24

    No way would Leto have a baby with these dykes

  25. moon says – reply to this


    25

    i have complete faith in lindsey nowadays
    i hope the baby is cute.



  26. 26

    I ADORE STAYING IN A PARKVIEW RM AT THE BRYANT PARK HOTEL WHENEVER I'M IN NEW YORK! IT'S ON THE RIGHT, BROWN BUILDING WITH GOLD TRIM.



  27. 27

    I really hope this is not true!!



  28. 28

    i'm scared



  29. 29

    Lindsay looks delicious



  30. 30

    Won't the ex-boyfriend thing look like the monday morning sick bay line-up at Nellis !!!!



  31. 31

    Have they really ever come out and say that they are a couple? I mean, maybe they are just creepy close friends. Maybe they are trying to pull a prank on the world. Maybe they really are in love. Part of me just wants them to come out with it already.



  32. 32

    Look at the Jiglets on Lindz….when did they get so huge??

  33. Uker says – reply to this


    33

    Re: Traveltothestars – lol you're kidding right?



  34. 34

    omg i seriously hope this is not true or she is stupider than we already thought



  35. 35

    but hey they do actually look good in this pic



  36. 36

    Poor kids.



  37. 37

    That's just a ploy Lindsay's using so she can get some peen again!



  38. 38

    NOTW used to be wrong fairly often. But if they do decide to go for it, I wish them happiness.



  39. 39

    Somebody needs to sterilize her and Paris Hilton before it's too late!!!

    I'm so glad this is not a true story.



  40. 40

    i really hope she doesn't do this, because her situation now isn't so stable,and as much as i want it to be fine, i really don't think she may be that mature like nicole richie and i don't think she could handle the pressure.. i hope it's not true.. she's too young.. she needs to put her life in order,she needs to make people forget about her escapades so that she won't be judged anymore.. anyway,i wish her all the best



  41. 41

    Sterilize this bitch! Can't even take care of herself, she's gonna take care of a baby!

  42. 29 says – reply to this


    42

    good god say it aint so

  43. jjjj says – reply to this


    43

    I don't believe this.

  44. Food says – reply to this


    44

    Don't believe it for a second.



  45. 45

    Re: Uker – Agree completely with you. What bunch of bullshit.



  46. 46

    I think the two of them having a kid would be sweet, but Lindsay asking an ex to have sex with her to just have a baby seems weird… I hope she'll let the ex be involved in the kid's life if they want to be.



  47. 47

    From the way they are arranged in that picture I am now thinking Lindsay is the "dom" in that relationship. Anyway, if that's true why she wants a baby, that it will help her continue recovering from her addictions she needs to get herself immediately to a therapist and work through some more issues.



  48. 48

    Did I miss something? I thought they were still denying that they were together?



  49. 49

    Are you sure that is sam ronson and NOT SAM LUTFI?



  50. 50

    "IF" (and it's a big IF) This is not complete and utter bullshit, I don't understand her reasoning, she can't proclaim to the world she is in love, she has been masquerading in this relationship for quite some time like she is somewhat ashamed or embarassed, Although I am all for the both of them, and I think she looks happier with Sam then I have seen her in forever, how would you explain to a child that she has two mothers when you can't even explain it to the public openly.. Like Ellen and Portia, they feel comfortable enough in their relationship to proclaim their love for eachother EVERYWHERE, they could have a child together and explain how much they truly love eachother and their situation, If Lindsay can't do that, I don't personally think they are ready yet.. Ya know? And a child only helps your sobriety are 100% ready to change BEFORE the child comes into play.. I mean I don't know the technicallity on where Lindsay stands with all that but look at Nicole, it's hard to judge.. whatever they do I wish them nothing but the best!



  51. 51

    Good grief what next..Lezlo is definitely screwed up…she has her parents to thank for that..now she wants to bring a child into the world and inflict her pain upon it. very sad.



  52. 52

    Oh and I'm in total disagreement with the whole ex-impregnation thing lmfao, wouldn't that cause some jealousy somewhere along the lines? Especially if Lilo and the ex were close, I mean who's to say that the father wouldn't want into the relationship with the child at some point and time.. if they are going to do it, they should get an anonymous sperm donor or adopt plain and simple, I think an ex in the situation would take away some of the enjoyment for Sam and she doesn't deserve that shit lol I'm really REALLY starting to like Samantha, something about her I just like lol I don't know what it is, I did not find her appealing at all for the longest time, but she has grown on me :P



  53. 53

    YES!!!!!!! I MADE IT IN THE PICTURE YES YES (guy to the right = hot = ME)

  54. Shark says – reply to this


    54

    …hey no problem…why don't they take that baby off of jamie lynn spears hands? She deep down does not want a rugrat bastard child taking her away from her trailer trash life? I say give it to LEZLo



  55. 55

    OMG SHE CAN'T EVEN TAKE CARE OF HERSELF RIGHT…. WHATEVER THIS IS STUPID…SHE'S STUPID



  56. 56

    Thats bull.Absolutely bull.They way they treated her.Yeah right.Come on Perry.



  57. 57

    What's the problem? That ….thing…that she's dating I'm sure has cock hiding there, somewhere.



  58. 58

    Re: Uker

    STFU,… YOU! and these degenerates can all burn in hell.

    And this is the fat homo's site, HE CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS.



  59. 59

    poor lindsay she needs some mental help, and poor baby!!!, JUST IMAGINE the kind of life that poor baby will have! 2 moms that are always drunk 2 MOMS!!!



  60. 60

    doubtful….



  61. 61

    Well,….it will make her jugs get bigger. What's so bad about that?
    Although the picture makes clear that any heftier and the already-drooping utters will be ALL the way down to her waist.



  62. 62

    it might just be me but it seems like every day sam morphs into more of a cute guy…

  63. Azura says – reply to this


    63

    at least, Perezelle is not on the list of Lindsay's ex-boyfriends - that we know of ;)

  64. LVP says – reply to this


    64

    She has fantastic breasts.



  65. 65

    Re: kac638

    BRILLIANT! Sounds like a plan to me! :)

    Anyway, I wish them all the best.



  66. 66

    Um did anyone ever teach Perez….before reporting that a reliable source means right out of her or Sams mouth and not some bunkass paper? Come on Perez. You struck it big with this website and now your reliability has gone down the toilet. Concentrate on the thing that made you rich and famous (this site) and leave the clothing line and radio behind.



  67. 67

    A dog wouldn't do?



  68. 68

    Hahahha! She'll try it the old fashioned way with an ex-boyfriend and realize she likes it. Wait for her to be dumping saMan soon after ;-)



  69. 69

    wtf shes still young though……. :I



  70. 70

    Congrats, your the proud parents of 6 lb. 3 oz. tongue!



  71. 71

    what the hell is going on with her dress under her right tit?



  72. 72

    At first I didn't care, but now I'm curious if Linds and Sam really ARE serious. I just can not imagine Linds not wanting The Cock. Of course she can still fuck a guy and be with Sam, but is Sam really a REAL relationship to her? That's what I'm wondering.

  73. Bona says – reply to this


    73

    I dont know who on earth would ever give Lindsey Lohan consent to have children…P.S. the MTV music awards are HORRIBLE this year. Everyone is messing up and the theme….SUCKS. The only thing good from it is the host.



  74. 74

    Wait I don't get it Perez, You're all for Gays gettin' married and gay's havin' babies but when it comes to Lohan you seem to have a problem with it….I could care less about them or you but you always contradict yourself….You should really get that fixed.



  75. 75

    Re: Bona – Ha!!!! yea I'm watchin' right now it fuckin' sucks!!!!



  76. 76

    I agree, that a baby is not a 'fix all'. But, I have known hetero couples who have broken up, after having children.
    Most couples do not stay together, after having children…SO, why should homosexual couples be ANY different?
    Perez, you are an absolute moron.



  77. 77

    Re: kac638 – In regards to your #8 comment….
    It's not so easy to have a brother 'contributing his swimmers'. One of my sisters is a lesbian, and she has had a partner for the last few years. They asked my brother ,who is homosexual and VERY self-absorbed, to 'father' their child (when I say VERY…I mean that he just doesn't care about ANYTHING OR ANYONE…UNLESS IT BENEFITS HIM) to 'father' their child.
    What did he do? He said "Sure, I will donate my sperm…as long as I can say where he goes to school, what he wears, who he associates with, what he takes in school, etc., etc., etc.,)
    You know what my sister did? She told him to Fuck off….and, I don't blame her.



  78. 78

    I know a kid at school, who's parents are lesbians. And he gets picked on so much. :/ That poor child.



  79. 79

    Re: Uker

    Uker, um, Perez is gay. So why would he be homophobic?



  80. 80

    They should start with a dog or something.



  81. 81

    Man does anyone else notice how incredible lezlo looks?



  82. 82

    Reminds me of an old movie — Mother, Jugs, and Speed. (Ronson looking like she loves the latter as well as Jugs Lohan's pu$$y pie.).)



  83. 83

    Re: InternationalBitchFashionista – Number 1, love your avatar. Number 2, it looks like the wife-beater style undershirt dress is actually built & reinforced to support. The loose rest-of-the-dress has ridden up and wrinkled under and behind the constructed over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder.
    At least she's finally wearing dresses where her cunt doesn't leave giant sloppy moustachioed kiss marks all over everybody's furniture.



  84. 84

    Uh….



  85. 85

    Re: Leona$ Gho$t – ???????



  86. 86

    lindsay looks sexy. lol. i want her bod



  87. 87

    Re: Mistress Sugar Walls aka TwoTons Of Fun – With all due respect….I just don't see the correlation between this topic to Mother, Jugs and Speed….and, I have seen that movie countless times.
    Bill Cosby, Raquel Welch and Harvey Keitel were phenomenal in that movie. PLEASE, explain the reasoning behind your comment.



  88. 88

    To quote George Washington, "Are you fucking kidding me?" Having a child isn't something you slim slam together with your pathetic short term girlfriend. Its a serious decision. I mean there was a picture of this hag getting out of a car and the floor of the car was covered in filth. I know, let's like have a kid Sammie!!! How about she gets her pathetic career and embarrassment of a life in order and goes away.



  89. 89

    Re: Athie Luffs Ya – self hate and jealousy…….it's a common trait in single gay men. nothing to rip on him for though, everyone wants to love and be loved, why shouldn't he? perez just happens to act like a bitch sometimes when his big heart isn't getting any love. deep down he's happy for them.



  90. 90

    She is not suitable to take care of a child!



  91. 91

    Re: Mistress Sugar Walls aka TwoTons Of Fun – Please, disregard my #87 comment. I was responding to your #82 comment…..and, I didn't realize, until your #83 comment, that you were/are highly unstable.
    Give my regards to your psychotherapist, pharmacist and the guy who 'pulls the switch on you every week"….those warm switches MUST feel good when they are done on cold, winter days, huh? (Just be careful of the Doctors aiming for your nostrils with a long nail and a hammer….you COULD end up like Frances Farmer).



  92. 92

    Who's the girl-boy on the right. So does she travel with a retinue of daggers now…???
    Cool that a modern american woman can travel with her own personal harem of cute boyish-girls. Kind of like a weird twist of the male rock stars of the 70's travelling around with a coterie of hoebag groupies.



  93. 93

    Re: serecovery – First of all…I am a history buff, and I would LOVE to know when George Washington said this.
    Secondly, I met my husband on a blind date, in the first half of November, became engaged to him in mid-December (after ONLY one date), married him the following February, had our only child one year later and had 10 1/2 GLORIOUS years together (before he died).
    WHO are YOU to say that two people cannot find true love, peace and happiness together?

  94. Food says – reply to this


    94

    Lindsay's body is insane.



  95. 95

    please GOD don't let this be true! they haven't been a couple THAT long, it's too soon! they should get engaged first, wait a year after marriage…get settled first. why do all these stars want to rush things? I don't think that this rumor is true. Sam and Linds are TOO smart for that. Sam is soooo SEXY, I just LOVE her Porsche Carrera !!!!



  96. 96

    Lindsay is getting super hot lately!



  97. 97

    Re: Mistress Sugar Walls aka TwoTons Of Fun – My, aren't YOU multi-faceted….or, should I say multi-lingo?
    You choose to use words that, if can't be found in the Webster's Dictionary…. they can be found in the Urban Dictionary.
    You don't know if you should access the 'urban dictionary'….or the good old fashioned 'Funk and Wagnall's' do you?
    Whichever dictionary 'suits YOUR purpose', huh? Good luck with that.



  98. 98

    Re: Uker – You're an idiot for calling Perez out on "homophobic slurs" He's an openly gay male you moron- Get off the site if you don't like it, he can and will write whatever he pleases as he stated before since it's HIS site WWW.PEREZHILTON.COM



  99. 99

    Re: charles_freck
    Oh okay. Now I understand. :D



  100. 100

    It is so annoying when you do this, Mario. You post a story with NOTW as the source (are you fucking kidding?) and then act like it's true and get your manpanties all in a bunch. Here is my imitation of you:

    OMG people, the Weekly World News says that Britney is pregnant with a half-alien baby! OMG, Britney, why would you do that? Aliens are horrible! Please, please, please, don't have alien babies, Britneeeeeeeeeey!
    Do you think KFed will get custody of this baby, too? LOL, ya'll!

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