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431 comments to “Drunk Vlogging After The VMAs”

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  1. 1

    this show was horrible!!! it sucked and was totally unentertaining! 1st!



  2. 2

    Looking great, P!

  3. Ruben says – reply to this


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    Rihanna is NOT the new Britney! Britney is the new Britney!

  4. Wishy says – reply to this


    4

    Oooohhh Teddy :)



  5. 5

    Britney = AMAZING



  6. 6

    yay for drunk vlogging!



  7. 7

    ugggggggggggggggggggggh
    put a bag over your head
    u-g-l-y



  8. 8

    first?



  9. 9

    Perez, that was hilarious. Esp. when you shit your pants during the vlog. Britney looked fantastic! Good for her!

    Notes to the VMA head people: different location next time so the show doesn't feel so small, and MORE cameras getting audience reaction!



  10. 10

    ahaeaheae you farted!



  11. 11

    Holy crap you lost so much weight you look good. You betta wooorkkk!



  12. 12

    Perez what did you think of Kanye's song?
    I thought it was weird and repetitive, with no real story to the lyrics. It seems that his albums are going down hill.



  13. 13

    Oh, and we republicans love you too;)



  14. 14

    Also it felt that everybody was stuffed in a high school theater, it was so small.
    The show wasn't good overall.



  15. 15

    LOL..
    Teddy is soooo cute… =) i wonder what it'll say if it can talk.
    you're funny when you are drunk..lol



  16. 16

    your awesome for being drunk and giving us the juice before tomorrow!! i want vma drunkness :(



  17. 17

    The show was awful. Pop music at its finest. Yawn…



  18. 18

    Perez you're looking HOT! keep it up!



  19. 19

    aw perez.. too adorable… minus farting P



  20. 20

    Jesus Christ nobody wants to see you for fuck sake you blog, it doesnt make you famous. oh yeah you live in the US it does make you famous. sorry i forgot..bunch of fucking retards

  21. ydur says – reply to this


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    rihanna is NO britney… It was Britney's night and Pink's show, Christina was lame… Rihanna sucked sooo much, not to mention that she looked like a tranny!! The show sucked on TV, BADLY!

  22. ydur says – reply to this


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    btw, was the show on a school gym? It looked so so cheap when Rihana arrived, like they opened the door of a garage, funny



  23. 23

    yeah you ARE goign to regret this j/k

  24. Uker says – reply to this


    24

    I NOW OFFICIALLY HATE YOU.
    RUSSELL BRAND IS THE FUNNIEST , MOST INTELLIGENT COMEDIAN IN THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD, YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF HIM.
    FUCK YOU PEREZ AND FUCK EVERYONE ELSE WHO LIKES THE JONAS BORES.

  25. ydur says – reply to this


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    Re: therealchanel – YES YES YES



  26. 26

    P-House,

    I haven't had a chance to watch the VMAs quite yet, I've been at work and then drinking like u, but I will watch soon. but I had to tell you that you look absolutely amazing. Your outfit is FIERCE! and ur doggie isn't half bad either ;) (totally adorable) but your weight loss should be an inspiration to all. I myself am 25lbs lighter and loving every minute of it. Keep up the good work and keep up with the entertainment! I love ya!

    -Erin



  27. 27

    ahahaha, well perez it wasn't as bad as i thought it would be! but you can definately do a better vlog when you're more sobered up!

    aaahh I didn't watch the awards…=[ *just moved, so no cable en mi nueva casa*



  28. 28

    Um. Best video ever. Rihanna for President. Britney is back. Perez isn't fat. Fuck yes.



  29. 29

    yeah, p, you are going to regret it. it's captured for posterity for eternity. katy perry performed for "only 30 minutes" [sic]…lol. also, it was crappy…where was the big f'ing surprise? i never saw one. and britney thanking god got old real quick. she did look way better though.



  30. 30

    eww rihanna is NOT the new britney spears!! there is only ONE britney!



  31. 31

    Re: Ruben – I AGREE WITH YOU GOODSIR!



  32. 32

    yeah tokio hotel!?!?!?!??! what the hell????? i was thinking katy was going to win but i was rooting for taylor. love taylor swift! aw poor jo bros, i wanted them to win somehting.



  33. 33

    yeah the Vma's were ok this year but they have been better.

    saw you on buzznet interview by alex from all time low

    pretty cool.



  34. 34

    That dog looks really nervous. Whadya do to it when you're drunk? Oh and by the way: how come when Lily Allen get's drunk you say she's a trainwreck but when you're drunk it's acceptable…..?

  35. ydur says – reply to this


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    Re: Uker – Kanye SUCKED he was the biggest disappointment after those lame jokes of that dirty british comedian. Apparently for some ppl Russell Brand is the new Nitzsche and Kanye the new Jackson. HA HA HA



  36. 36

    The fart was priceless!
    Perez for President!

  37. ydur says – reply to this


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    Re: giddy22goof – just go to sleep, stupid bitch! lol



  38. 38

    omG!!! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE VMAS SUCKED THIS YEAR!!!!
    It's getting to be way too sugar sweet 'cuz of all the disney pop stars.
    IT was CRAP!!!! I miss the VMAS from the 90's early 00's.
    Whaat the hell is up with the crap tech for the show this year!?!?!?
    the opening ceremony for the Olympics were way better.
    I figure the VMAs would come out with cool visuals and what not.
    So disappointed!
    RiRi is NOT the new Brit!! She's still gotta work at it!
    Brit at her best is a way better entertainer! For sure!



  39. 39

    perez did you really fart? lol i can't get over it



  40. 40

    Re: MrsManson93 – =[
    = not that i was excited to watch it, but i just never miss it. haha

  41. ydur says – reply to this


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    Re: Alice_In_Wonderland – pop music is great, that wasn't pop, that was crap, NOW you should go to sleep, ignorant and pseudo-intellectual bitch.



  42. 42

    Well, I threw up from a balcony and on a tram this weekend, nobody's perfect

  43. str says – reply to this


    43

    perez, ur adorable!

  44. Uker says – reply to this


    44

    Re: ydur – kanye is not the new anything, he is kanye and even when he sucks he's better than the jonas cunts.
    Russell is the beyond clever, you ppl are just too stupid to get him.
    you, on the other hand are a lame fuck who needs to eat and dick and stfu.

  45. Uker says – reply to this


    45

    oh and perez, you know how i always say how much i love and respect you, well guess what? you have just lost a fan.



  46. 46

    BRITNEY is so coming back … she did great,
    Rihanna was ok, didn't like that weirdo platform she came out / down of.
    Christina sucked as usual.
    Pink was amazing, LOVED HER.
    Perez = drunk dog kisser ;)

  47. jazzi says – reply to this


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    I LOVE RIHANNA I LOVE PEREZ! Represent Papi* Fuckin Punk ROCK!



  48. 48

    It was a great show. Pink totally rocks!! I love her, I love her new song.
    WTF?! Tokio Hotel?!?! I hate them. Britney Spears was so beautiful. It was a great come back.



  49. 49

    Re: ydur – Wow, you're really smart, for a fucking cunt. Fuck you, you pop loving retard.



  50. 50

    there is only one britney, princess rihana is nothing. she sucked so bad tonight. it was lame she tries too hard



  51. 51

    EW perez you disgusting fat pig. you always make such a fool out of yourself. i seriously recomend deleting this when you wake up. and dont pretend like you actually have something to do in the morning. we all know you sit on your bed all day with your computer, being all super jealous of all celebs and posting SUCH mean stuff about them, just to make you feel a tiny bit better about yourself. youve got a long way to go with weightloss still… just an FYI



  52. 52

    you rock perez! hahahahah:P u look hot, you swear like a sailor when ur drunk..u rock my world!!:P



  53. 53

    Loved the vlog. Drunk reviews are some of the best!

    But I think you saw a different VMA's than most. It seemed too spaced out, in terms of having so many performance areas, and a more well-known host would've been nice, too.

    However, it was great to see Britney, Ri-Ri was FAB, Pink rocked it, as did Paramore, and I loved Xtina's new look, minus the lip-synch.



  54. 54

    dude, you're a fucking wingnut (in a good way). It's 3am and I'm glad I'm not the only one who can't sleep. Loved the suit at the vma's, but weren't they at like 9am? That's some serious drinkin' dude. I'm proud of you for not being too shit faced. You are vertical and speaking coherently, kudos. Either you paced yourself well, or you a lying little boy and party nightly and your liver is ahead of the game. Whatever floats your boat. I think sobriety is a 2-1 deal (as in 2 steps forward, 1 back)



  55. 55

    p.s could you snog that dog ANYMORE?????? seriously pathetic.



  56. 56

    OMG HE FARTED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA



  57. 57

    I thought Russell Brand was amazing.
    Fuck the Jonas Brothers and Jordin Sparks was not punk rock at all. Don't say shit like that…ever.
    And Rihanna's performance at the beginning looked like she wasn't even trying to sing or anything or like she was just bored.

    And wtf was up with the venue of the VMA's? It looked TINY.

    Ily though, Perez. I agree…what the hell was up with Tokio Hotel winning best new artist?



  58. 58

    The show was sooo boring.

    "How did Tokio Hotel win?"
    Well, if the voting would have been limited to the US only, they wouldn't have won. But it was a worldwide voting and TH are really, really huge in europe. The whole european fanbase was voting for them like mad.



  59. 59

    Britney looked amazing , Ty perez as a fan of Britneys for the positive feedback. She is such an inspiration to go thro so much and make it out so far , ya ' know? She won ALL the awards she was nominated for , she deserved it after her rough year or so . WTG Britney we fans are sooooo proud of u . Stay as strong as u have been and show everyone u are not weak!! again ty perez for your positive words. Ty so much . Grats britney u looked out standing!



  60. 60

    What the eff. Britney got way too many awards. I haven't even heard of piece of sheet…i mean piece of me or whatever the eff it was song. i liked so many of the other artists better. that was so juiced it's not even funny. i feel totally raped by mtv. like they got bought by britney's money or something. that was some bs. did you see chris brown laughing. everyone in the industry knows it was juiced. that was some B.S. so what if she looked good. i was really hoping she would perform cause i do love her. but the false accolades they gave her were not right. boo for mtv.

  61. Lene says – reply to this


    61

    Miley Cyrus should have won best new artist.

    WTF is Tokio Hotel ? ? ?



  62. 62

    also RE russell brand. he is a comic genius. literally the funniest man in the world. there is no point him being in the states because youre all so dumb no-one gets him!!! such a waste of talent.

  63. Minx says – reply to this


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    I stopped watching within the first half hour. The VMA's were boring to say the least and in reading these comments I was indeed smart for not wasting another minute of my life watching it.



  64. 64

    Aw, I LOVE drunk Perez, oh hell, I love sober Perez, too!
    You're hilarious, and I totally agree with that Tokyo Hotel whatever the hell their name is, WTF?! who are they??
    Perez and Teddy are the best!! =)

  65. MoonX says – reply to this


    65

    Like you didn't know you had wrote Vlogging. You fake



  66. 66

    I did, however, love pink. Yeah, she is a effing rockstar and corey hart better recognize. she rocked her action. uhmmm….teasing the jonas brothers, that was nothing, remember sarah silverman and britney's twat last year. now that was rough. the jonas brothers got off easy. and jordan sparks can shut the eff up also. they are so lucky that sarah silverman or chris rock or even jimmy fallon didn't rip them new ones. how about when jimmy fallon made fun of enrique iglesia's mole and it kept getting bigger and bigger till it covered part of his face. i swear that iglesia's got that thing removed the next week. yeah, they showed him laughing in the audience, but you know he had his plastic surgeon on speed dial during the next break getting an appointment to slash that thing off of his face. promise rings……..how sweet.



  67. 67

    you are the funniest person ever !! and i love you



  68. 68

    I can't really hate someone who loves their dog so much. Yayyyyyyy for good pet owners! That being said, the VMA's sucked ass. Britney looked great, and I loved her sparkly dress. Everything else just kinda blew.

  69. Minx says – reply to this


    69

    I stopped watching within the first half hour. The VMA's were boring to say the least and in reading these comments I was indeed smart for not wasting another minute of my life watching it…



  70. 70

    perez u joker!!!! havent seen britney yet but britney pwns her!



  71. 71

    Wow, what was with the venue!! Could it have been any smaller? Russell Brand was awesome; unfortunately America can't laugh at itself like Britain can, so I'm not surprised that some didn't like him. Congratuwelldone Russell. Britney looked awesome! Pity she still can't get words longer than two syllables out!



  72. 72

    Re: Uker – ahhahaha geeeze someone had a bad day eh?



  73. 73

    I find it hilarious that a bunch of people have signed up -just- so they can slag you off, AND they are among the first people to comment on your posts. Talk about denial!… :)

    I'm going to echo what others are saying, you're looking fab Perez! It's great to see you having some serious fun, drunkeness is good every now and then! :)



  74. 74

    After watching you after the VMA's, I hate you now Perez. Russell Brand is amazing, no one in the U.S. really knows him yet, but they will. He is cheeky and clever and awesome. So what if he has problems. Everyone does. You are such a douche. Britney is like a zombie now, she is horrible and got all three of those awards out of pity, NOT because she deserved it. She just keeps getting pushed back out into the spotlight by people who wanna make a buck off her, when she should just relax for a few years at home with her CHILDREN. I finally made an account here just so I can tell you I don't think I'll come back anymore. Your a two-faced, wanna-be who makes fun of people who don't deserve it, such as children, but yet you kiss talentless celeb twits' asses for your own gain. Oh, and you look like you wanna fuck your dog in your "vlog"! Bet you got that one on tape already!

  75. LisaG says – reply to this


    75

    Perez you're cute when your drunk, but you kiss your dog waaaay tooo much!!

  76. pez says – reply to this


    76

    perez, you look like mr king of the douches - spencer pratt! please fix your teeth!



  77. 77

    seriously though, WTF @ TOKYO HOTEL
    fuck that shiz



  78. 78

    you should quit the self promotion for your own sake lol, it's actually working the opposite and making people dislike you



  79. 79

    Jonas Bros. got shafted, huh Perez? Fantasy! I guess that's why you disagree with Russell Brand that they'll regret not getting Bush? LoL…Nicole Shwartzenager was totally giving Perez the evil eye during the interview and who was that British Indian dude?



  80. 80

    Pffft.

    Farting drunken vlogging.

    I LURVES IT.



  81. 81

    ur awesome wen ur drunk perez!! haha



  82. 82

    perez ur worse than crack i wanna quit u i just cant



  83. 83

    he seems more fun, I was at the vmas and britney was the superstar. I am officially drunk and going to my hotel and riding with ph, my phone sux

  84. Clemy says – reply to this


    84

    hey Perez!!!
    I loved the show as well. Although I have to disagree with ou about the host .Yes he did keep hounding the jonas brothers, but I don't beleive it was maliscious. Its just his persona. He's known as a freaking sex addict (and he's ugly as hell) so its normal that he's freakin out about people choosing not to have sex. but hey we can agree to disagree right!:-) as for jordin sparks comment she basicaly said everyone who is having sex is a slut which is mean to a lot of unmarried people!! but yes kudos to her for having the nerve to speak her mind, not all artists would have had the nerve to go unscripted.
    other then that my freind I tottaly agree. great show!!!
    by the way Teddy is the cutest little thing(after my doggies) in the world he looks soooo calm!
    much love!!
    Clémence

  85. Clemy says – reply to this


    85

    Re: Uker – dude chill pill!!!



  86. 86

    You ROCK Perez :)



  87. 87

    Re: emilydarling – Haha I agree! And right after your comment look what appears… haha. It's so funny when someone says they hate a person yet feel the need to go out of their way to go to their website and comment.



  88. 88

    Brilliant Perez :)

    You are an entertaining drunk. Loved it !!!



  89. 89

    omg..P u r so wasted.u r rite u r soo gona regret this in d morning..haha..antway brit brit rocked..she seemed "normal" which is good..its not something she seemed to be lately in this past yr..glad she has gotten to be back to norma…cant wait for brit to make a killer comeback..hope this winning will boost her confidence to be better!U go Brit!



  90. 90

    You're awesome drunk and excited. You should do all your appearances, or at least vlogs, like this!



  91. 91

    "i love my republican readers. we're like family yo"

    i thought that was kind of funny. mccains up in the polls big boy. perez please do some reporting on the skeletons in joe bidens and obamas closet. they got a lot of em.



  92. 92

    im soo happy for britney, when they announced her name.. i was jumping up and down. like crazy..3 times..!!!!!!!!!!
    she looked stunning and she was sooooo sweeeeeettt..i love-love her!!!!!!
    poor jonas brothers.. :(
    and PINK…. she rocked it… fcukin sexy..!!!
    and ofcorz rihanna..!!! awesome!!!
    i wanted to see more of katy perry..she is soooooo hoooottt!!
    and lil wayne..tho he grabed his crotch like gazillion times.he is sooo fuckin good…..i love him too….
    and for the haterz saying that this year VMA sucks….
    well u guys suck!! coz the show was awesome.different and fucking good..!!!



  93. 93

    lol Great drunk vlog P…. I farted hahaha you are icky! I agree with most of what you said, ok alllll of it. Though I must say that when Russell said " 8 years of Bush, thats what the Jonas brothers will have to look forward to at their bachelor party" I almost pissed myself laughing, that was the joke of the night for me. I thought he was a great host, but too much political talk…keep that shit short, some people get really offended. And what do you think about the wild crowd when Kid Rock performed…he held his Mic up for the crowd to sing and it was dead silence, then he attempted it again and the same thing happened hahahaha…



  94. 94

    The VMA's where weak! They really need to get better…I didnt even finish them I got so tired I fell asleep!



  95. 95

    And this is why I love Perez Hilton.

    And Teddy, oh so cute!



  96. 96

    okay perez i love your site
    but what the fuck
    tokio hotel is a great band
    at least to me and many other people
    and for people who say they suck
    thts your problem
    and the reason tht they WON was because their fans are dedicated and also most of the voting was from the US not from europe
    i think they totally deserved it because um katy pery who i love isnt really a new artist and neither is miley
    or the jonas brothers
    taylor swift yes but tht doesnt matter
    Tokio Hotel has worked very hard for it and im glad they won it, they also totally deserve it

    the VMAS were amazing and im so happy for britney,,pink fucking ruled and rihanna was okay



  97. 97

    Come on Perry they sucked.Brit got 3 awards for her worst album.She also looked very robotic/.I have a feeling she is stuffed to calming drugs.She talked the way she used to talk before she broke down.

  98. Anonymous says – reply to this


    98

    lol. Omg
    love the fart thing. haha



  99. 99

    The award show was fucking brutal to watch. I only watched it and took mute off when Russell Brand was on.

    MTV Sucks Ass!



  100. 100

    Tokio Hotel is fucking best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    The Show was great - I loved the host^^

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