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431 comments to “Drunk Vlogging After The VMAs”

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  1. 101

    perez you should review cakefarts!



  2. 102

    Stop making out with Teddy!!!!! I am calling the APL!!! :) Love you perez!



  3. 103

    Rhianna the new Britney Spears? Give me a break, she sucks live. I find her completely repulsive. Jordin Sparks was annoying. Just because someone has sex does NOT make them a slut. Russell Brand was genious, and the american public wasn't accepting of his brand of humour simply because he made JOKES about the jonas brothers, which has been done by other people several other times

    and perez, tokio hotel won because they have VERY dedicated fans. They;ve worked very hard and they deserve it.



  4. 104

    The show was an upgrade from the recent years. Although, they coulda woulda shoulda opened it with Lil Wayne instead of Rihanna, IMO. You should fart more often, PEREZ LOL! that was quite a moment and we prolly won't EVER hear you do that again!



  5. 105

    Tokio Hotel totally deserved that. You've obviously never heard their music before, P. You should try that sometime.



  6. 106

    Poot! Love to get so excited you farted! boo boo is what I call my son too!



  7. 107

    Awesome recap (minus the fart)… I agreed with eveything you said.

    I LOVE RIHANNA… but she sounded a little off key on Disturbia, but I attribute that to that she probably couldn't hear.

    Yay for sticking up for Jo Bros.
    Yay for including Republicans.

    Now, I always stick up for Miley… but last night (opening act) she was a brat to Taylor and Katy.



  8. 108

    That show has jumped the shark. So Lame!!!



  9. 109

    Oh man during Kanye's song I was waiting for brittney to bust out! I mean did anyone notice her outfit change??

  10. SKB says – reply to this


    110

    I want REAL VMA info!!!



  11. 111

    OMG i LOVE drunk Perez!! XD
    Gonna watch VMAs tonight (even tho i know all the winners - the benefits of living in the UK huh?)
    GREAT vlog was Perezcious! : ) xxx



  12. 112

    does anyone else find it pathetic - that he has to come home after the awards and makeout with his dog? Not invited to any parties? hmmm good thing I'd hate for you to fart there. Of course we're just your readers - you can crap all over us.



  13. 113

    Awww, Perez you look adorable, and so does Teddy! Glad you had a great time.



  14. 114

    sux that xtine lip syncd tho



  15. 115

    Russell Brand was the highlight of the show in my view, and I thought his Jonas Brothers quips were hilarious. He really knows how to piss people off (as usual) LOL



  16. 116

    Re: Luella – Should you really be one to cast stones about someone's appearance?!? Perez looks fantastic not to mention he's inspired many people to lose weight also. I don't understand why people are so mean on these comments. Seriously…what is the point of putting someone down like that unless you're trying to feel better about yourself in some sick demented way. If you need to boost your self esteem, there are therapists for that. Give it a try!

    Anyhoo…I loved the vid Perez :-) and Teddy's supercute as always. Have a great day everyone :-)



  17. 117

    you rock perez. your even awesome drunk, lol



  18. 118

    Worst VMAs so far… Rihanna sucked, whats with the outfit? Kanye… sounded like a robot, electronic. Britney - looked great, Pink - awesome… T.I - cool. Hmmm, lets see, who else was there… Jonas Bros. - didnt really like them… i think they need a haircut :-) (they do have great voices though), Lil Wayne did hes thing… - good performer, i liked Christina as well. As for the UK host, horrible.. dumb jokes, obnoxious, got on my nerves the minute he started talking, when he shut up - i said to myself, "thank God." VMAs this year, it was 2 painful 2 watch… Get Jimmy Fallon next year, and include some real artists, find a better location… etc.



  19. 119

    The only things I liked about the show was you, Britney (plus she was with Adman G _ and you DIDNT MENTION IT!!!) Paris&Benji, Pink and Christina. I hated how Katie Perry was pre-empted with a commercial and HATED Rhiannas opening. I LOVE that song, but it was just dead and weird. I didnt like Russell Brand either. I thought he SUCKED. Too bad Jamie Fox didn't stay out longer. I just felt like the show was subpar especially for the 25th Anniversary. Not impressed at all. Even afterwards seemed DULL. This year SUCKED. They need to STAY IN NYC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  20. 120

    Perez!! I agree! Britney was PERFECT and I LOVED Pink's performance!!

    You're sooo funny… but you curse too much when you're drunk!!

  21. Anonymous says – reply to this


    121

    Perez,
    This is why I love you! A silly drunk and still very articulate! You Rock!!! and by the way, you look damn good! Congrats!
    JC



  22. 122

    FUCK THE VMA's IT WAS ALL ABOUT THE FASHION ROCKS THINGY LOL.



  23. 123

    Gee whiz that was a loud fart for the mic on your PC to pick it up!! (Or do you Mac? Either way, it was loud.)

  24. MissT says – reply to this


    124

    I thought the VMA's sucked, and sorry Perez this video was strange! I don't think you should vlog drunk anymore.
    I thought the VMA's sucked from the stage, to the performances. It didn't seem like any one blew me away.



  25. 125

    Re: star_lite57 – It's Rumer'd that he does the same to others. Maybe someone's paying back. What goes around….



  26. 126

    I love you Perez! You are too funny…and even though you are drunk, you are being real!



  27. 127

    Oh Perez, that Teddy is so gorgeous (and sleepy - did you wake him up!!); look forward to hearing some of the more "juicy" goss from the night.



  28. 128

    Your vlog was better than the show. You looked adorabe and not soooo drunk but very, very chirpy cheerful. Well done Perez. Although I'm an anglophile, didn't care for Brand's political humor much.



  29. 129

    the show was worse than last year which i didn't think was possible and it was so rigged that britney won all of her awards



  30. 130

    Damn Perez, you remind of Steve-O right before he went to rehab.



  31. 131

    hahaha you said something about people performing for 30 minutes????? huh??? who and when> I saw Katie Perry getting cut off by the commercials. I saw about 15 seconds of Like a Virgin and then another 15 seconds of I Kissed A Girl. I also was like TOKYO WWWWWHHHOOO?? WTF??? Never heard of them. I wasn't sure what gender the black hair/too much eyeliner/shadow for either sex - could possibly be.



  32. 132

    for the past few years the vma's has been going downhill and last night's show was a testament to that.i think that britney spears looked great and it is also great that she is getting her life back on track but she did not, by any means, deserved to win three awards especially video of the year.maybe it is a cultural thing, but i did not find russel brand to be funny at all, at times he was actually annoying.also i feel like the vmas just keep getting smaller and smaller, what's up with the small venue?do me a favor mtv…bring the vmas back to new york city and bring back chris rock!!!!!!



  33. 133

    If Russell Brand was this comedic genius as some are saying, why would he have to take such cheap shots at the poor little Jonas Brothers. He didnt know jack shit about any of the artists and didn't relate anything to music or even the music industry with the exception of the R.Kelly pee fest??? THAT WAS GENIUS… NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT….. Whatever they paid him was a waste. He wasn't funny or even clever. WE DO GET IT HERE… THE JOKES SUCKED LAST NIGHT.. hate to let down the ever sooooo ingenious Russell Brand fans…. people get his humor, but aren't entertained with UNFUNNY material. Hopefully, his 5 seconds of fame ARE UP!



  34. 134

    you look fabulous perez!!! :)



  35. 135

    Lil wayne or whatever pull you frickin pants up ? and embrace your afro

  36. juju says – reply to this


    136

    britney sucked. i don't know why everybody is now so nice to her

  37. Sal says – reply to this


    137

    Hey I just wanted to say that I am so proud of Jordan sparks last night. She stood up to that lame host!!! Worst VMA ever!!! Britney did look hot but this show was borning. I thought at least Britney would dance :( .



  38. 138

    russell brand wasn't reallt funny….it was funny how unfunny he was. britney looked hawt. and looove jordin sparx awesome. riri HOT performance. I thought xtina was lady gaga!! LOL



  39. 139

    Britney looked fabulous but should have performed!
    Personally, I think that Christina borrowed from Lady Gaga AND Britney Spears' Hotel Onyx Tour with the outfit.

    As for you Perez, I actually think you're more personable when you're drunk, so go you!



  40. 140

    TEDDY is adorable (Perez looked good, too)!! What is he, a Wheaton Terrier mix? I have a West Highland White Terrier that is my baby.. I want Teddy to be her boyfriend LOL



  41. 141

    fist off perez, GROSSSS!!
    2nd. Rihanna is NOT the new birtney! there is none like britney,nor will there ever be. shes one of a kind that why we love her and want her back. BRING POP BACK ,BRITNEY!!
    n e ways the show was wack, i love rihanna but she was trash!
    P!Nk was awsomeness!!! n yea russel brand is my new husband. russel,dont worry ,we'll work out the kinks ,starting with a haircut!



  42. 142

    I seriously thought you were gonna get nasty with that dog! Please tell me you have an outlet for that and Teddy isn't it! You can love your dog but you can't LOVE your dog!



  43. 143

    i hate how people are jumping back on the britney bandwagon now when about a year or so ago they were waiting for her to die. her true fans stuck by her. she looked amazing last night and i thought she did deserve those awards. 2009 will be her new comeback. her new album is sick. love you britney

    i think the whole show felt awkward. nobody knew where to go, where anything was. it was just awkward.



  44. 144

    love you perez! even when you are drunk.



  45. 145

    Honey, you do know that Teddy licked his but before kissing you on the mouth, right?

    As for that virginity ring thing, I don't get it. Why do young stars feel the need to use virginity as publicity? For the longest time, Britney pretended to be a virgin, when in fact, she started having sex at 14. To choose to have sex or not is very personal. I prefer someone who has lost his or her virginity without being married than someone who has lied about it to please people.



  46. 146

    LMAOOO.. perez i fuking love you lolol drunk vlogging .. ur gonna regret it i already know it… but yea i didnt like rihannas performance in disturbia there was something wrong with her voice liek she had a really bad cold or something… it was a pretty nice one at that.. i still think britney shouldve performed..maybe next year…. oh and seriosly the promise ring thing it so freakin ridiculous.. russel was just trying to be funny..i guess u need to have a GREAT sense of humor to agree with him… i think promise rings are bogous… seriosly you shouldnt need a ring to tell you thatu dont wanna have sex i think people who wear them are the people who probably WANT a lot of sex but also wanna be virgins cuz if you really wanna wait till marriage your not gonna need a dumb ring to tell you it….

  47. Sammy says – reply to this


    147

    Brittney looked good, but did not like that there was so much hype about her and she did not deliver, stupid!!! The whole show was boring especially on a 25 year anniversary!! E



  48. 148

    Fuck you Perez - Russell Brand was awesome. You're always brown-nosing the Jonas Bros it makes me sick. Russell has more talent in his pinky than you'll have in a lifetime. By the way, his past sex addiction is OLD news - like most of your website (he wrote about it in his autobiography) And WTF? you looked like Coco the bloody clown in than suit. You are the biggest hypocrite - "I was on the voting panel and I voted fot Britney, blah blah" (yawn) - you've spent months taking the piss and egging on her demise. You are a two-faced bitch. Russell Brand is everything you're not!

  49. Sammy says – reply to this


    149

    Love Teddy!!! So your mom's a Republican like most older people who will vote!!! Hated Russel Brand he is cute in a weird way but, if you are going to be a host of a show don't try to be so prejudice to one party especially when he is not going to vote. I think he just wanted to look good to all the stars that are democrats and it back fired alittle cause did not hear alot of cheers!!



  50. 150

    Nothing better than a drunken queen!



  51. 151

    i absolutely love how offended the jonas brothers were. fuck those punks. tokio hotel? what the?. i'm guessing all emo kids united and voted for those douche bags. fucking emo kids. :P jonas brothers sucked, lil wayne sucked, kanye sucked, actually in general the whole show sucked. you probably liked it because you were drunk. everything is better when you're drunk.



  52. 152

    Re: whatchadoing – No, peanut butter on his balls and "Here Teddy".



  53. 153

    Re: flangie nopants – Because when Lily gets drunk she mouths off to icons like Sir Elton and has to carried out to her car. Where as when Perez get's drunk, he giggles and farts.

  54. Bree says – reply to this


    154

    Most entertaining video ive seen on this site!! But I agree with the first post, this year sucked. It's weird how they can even have Video Music Awards when MTV HARDLY shows videos anymore! Crock of shit!



  55. 155

    Here we go.. lol first of all everyone saying they sucked, yeah they always suck, this year was an improvement from last year though, and I loved the whole set thing, actual like music videos that turned into preformances, that was hott.. they always seems so fucking disorganized and unprepared though.. now onto Britney, love her, had my fingers crossed for her the entire time BUT come one Perez after the VMAs when you said you voted for her?! lmfao I can't see you putting Britney before your fucking whore Katy Perry sorry lol I thought it was great when she won the first one, wasn't expecting her to win all three.. and I was expecting more from her acceptance speeches, tears, something, she seemed aggitated to be there, bored almost, and alot less unapreciative than I thought she would be.. Pink's preformance kicked ass.. Russel Brand sucks, Christina CANNOT rock the dirty look anymore lmfao she looked HIDEOUS and fucking her song SUCKED.. that actually made my night, watching her make a fool of herself ;)

  56. Sal says – reply to this


    156

    Re: Sammy – I know the whole audience was quiet. This Guy was rude!!!



  57. 157

    Funny and cute. Loved the shart. Britney looked fabulous - I hope she keeps it up.



  58. 158

    No one can replace Britney! =]



  59. 159

    You were bangin' P-Nasty! Loved the pimpin suit! Overall I was happy for Brit Brit, but as far as the rest goes…..the crowd blew! Looked like they handed out ambien in the audience loot bags! So zombieish. Performances were pretty good.



  60. 160

    You obviously do NOT know Tokio Hotel fans to be skeptical about how they won. You think Jonas fans are crazy?… You haven't even seen crazy until you've seen Tokio Hotel fans. All around great band, not afraid to talk about th girls they fuck unlike some other ring-wearers… they know how to live a rockstar life. Great music, they have every right to win Best New Artist, even though they aren't necessarily new. I guess they're just new in America, but they've already CONQUERRED Europe… performing for half a million at the Eiffel Tower to prove it.



  61. 161

    Perez, you crack me up! This is my favorite video from you!! LOVED IT~
    I hated Russell Brand though, he was tasteless in all that he said and owes an apology to our President, VP nom. Sarah Palin and her family, and to all MTV viewers for the awful things he said. I had to turn it off bc I couldn't stand to hear him anymore. If I would have been there, I would have walked out..but I'm glad you had a good time! You should do more drunk vlogging…:)



  62. 162

    I've never taken much notice of his music but Kanye was amazing! Why does everyone make such a big deal of Britney ? Bad hair, bad dress and WTF did Christina look like? Those two are stuck in a time warp. You Americans have some shitty music.



  63. 163

    aw poor teddy "ewe daddy smells of booze" lol

    i'm pissed britney didn't perform but she looks effing awesome.



  64. 164

    I cannot believe that you are on the fucking VMA voting committee and voted for Britney because you thought "she needed it".

    MTV has lost what little bit of credibility they had left.



  65. 165

    I have to agree with everyone the "VMA's" sucked this year. This is how you celebrate your 25th b'day by staging it in a small venue with an unknown comedian? What would have made this show memorable was to have Madonna & MJ opening then move into more current performers. The whole show felt like it was in someone's garage.



  66. 166

    Oh and one last thing…The Jonas Brothers will never fuck you so please get the fuck off of their dicks.



  67. 167

    I love you Perez, but you are obviously in denial about Tokio Hotel's total hotness!



  68. 168

    I LOVE BRITNEY AND KATY THEY LOOKED FABULOUS!!!!!!! OMG!!!!



  69. 169

    DAMN!! major tongue action with the dog!! CALM IT DOWN SOME!!!



  70. 170

    why dont you post the highlights perez? [video] for ppl who dont own tvs :P

    :O)



  71. 171

    Re: Minx
    Coz U r just too smart to let yourzelf watch..huh???
    U'd rather b arguing with someone on here and telling them
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    looki..I am mizzpelling evereffen thing…lol zo fun
    long az it makez u effen nutz ..then I'm happy..and I'm not
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  72. 172

    Re: Ruben – OMG I so agree Rhianna wishes she was half the performer that Britney is!!!

  73. AMO says – reply to this


    173

    Re: caughtya9 – You're right. The show didn't seem like a big MTV production; it was more amateur-ish. Kanye sucked; terrible way to close the show. Lil Wayne rocked it! Katie Perry's cute and Cristina is a ho's beast. I'd be scared if I were her son; she's freaky looking w/ all that damn make-up. Pink is always cool though. And I love me some T.I. Oh ya, the Jonas Bros. are some major jotos. No one should admit that they like them nor should they be famous!



  74. 174

    HA! poor teddy! He'sgot a drunk daddy.



  75. 175

    Teehee. You farted. I heart you Perez.

  76. AMO says – reply to this


    176

    Re: Camden – Go to the MSN homepage for highlights.



  77. 177

    Perez, you're so cute! I loved the fart, nice.
    I have to disagree with the purity rings though… it's lame. Of course it's easy for them to be virgins now… but wait until they're like 27… I mean come on! Why does everyone have to come out about virginity, it's no one's business. I agree with waiting until you're late teens early 20's but with how late people get married now a days, I doubt they are gong to last that long. Please!



  78. 178

    Again, I can't believe you're slagging off Russell Brand - he had guts to go in front of a brain-dead audience held hostage in a shipping container….they give you a few shots infront of the camera and you go all mainstream, pretty lame.

  79. Tulip says – reply to this


    179

    Perez, you are so amazing! And Teddy too.



  80. 180

    ok, i loves my rihanna, but that performance was FAAAAAR from stellar… pink was flawless, and brit_brit… well. what can i say? bitch was fierce last night!



  81. 181

    You are so funny! I love you!



  82. 182

    You are EFFIN awesome!!!!

    Loves the drunken blog!!!!!!!!!! haha

    Britney was great, she totally ruled last night! :)



  83. 183

    PS: how effing HILARIOUS was russell brand? the whole part where he was telling us to vote for barack… omg LOL.



  84. 184

    First Rhianna was horrible, she looked like a tranny and couldn't sing. Russell was hilarious, yeah it wasn't smart to attack the president, and all that but it was still funny, the Jonas Brothers are an easy target, ppl need to stop being so sensitive, he is a comedian, and a known sex addict what did you expect? Britney, I am glad she is doing great, but 3 awards? at her peak she didn't even win 1, why now? pity? I think they should have waited for her to make good music and videos again, other ppl who have had a great year deserved them more. Tokio Hotel not surprised they won, they have a huge fan base and i actually like their music. Kanye- boring, pointless, can he go away now?

    So yeah highlights- Russell, Paramore, Lil Wayne, and yeah that's it



  85. 185

    Tokio Hotel - gratuliere, Maedls….keine Sau kennt euch hier (obwohl ab gestern abend wohl ein paar mehr) aber….Offenbach loves you!!



  86. 186

    before tonite i never PAYED TO MUCH ATTENTION TO JORDAN SPARKS.
    BUT NOW I CANT STAND HER!!!!
    WHAT AN IGNORANT STATEMENT TO MAKE!!

    WHATS SO WRONG ABOUT BEING A SLUT!!!!
    i mean that is so judgemental. so if you have sex with more than one person your not a good person?

    please vlog on this more i want your oppion



  87. 187

    OMG, You CRACK me up, Perez! You have to be one of the funnest guys to hang out with. You love your dog as much as I love mine, which is adorable! Lucy Lu makes me smile as much as Teddy makes you smile!

    Congrats on your success, who'd have thought when you started out four years ago you'd be where you are now! Way to go!! And thanks for loving us Republican reader's too! ;)



  88. 188

    YAY BRITNEY AND CHRISTINA!!!!

    Perez, this video made me want to marry you. Just an FYI.



  89. 189

    eww perez ur gross!!don't tongue-kiss ur dog…yuck :|



  90. 190

    haha drunk vlog more often perez!



  91. 191

    WORST 'BIG SHOW' IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND.
    They should have let the Jonas Brothers beat Russel Brand to death with baseball bats - that would have made the show.
    At least Miley did not win - start of a long slow decline for her career.
    Why not let Kate sing the whole song and kiss a few girls?
    GOOD NEWS - I DON'T HAVE TO WATCH MTV FOR ANOTHER YEAR. YAY!!



  92. 192

    Re: ask5059
    Yea i noticed it too, the dresses were practically the same but the first one was waaay better
    And everytime someone performed i was waiting for her to come out of some trap door to surprise us. But it never happened
    Oh well



  93. 193

    love you drunk, PereZ!



  94. 194

    Perez, that was so funny. Great way to start my Monday. I thought the VMA's sucked. Not sure what I think of Russell Brand either.



  95. 195

    YOU R SOOOO CUTE DRUNK PEREZ…….PS- DON'T LIKE RIRI SHE SUCKS NOT THE NEW BRITNEY SHES LIKE SHIT NOT GOLD

  96. D-Bag says – reply to this


    196

    Who cares about the VMA's…they sucked ass. The real question is whether anyone witnessed the "Just Stand Up" performance Friday night? Miley Cyrus should have her mouth sewn up forever. Her voice sounds like a horse queef.



  97. 197

    The host sucked! Not funny at all. The performances lacked, I love Britney but I don't think she deserved 3 awards. I'm 31, I've been watching MTV and the VMA's for 16 years and this is by far the worst VMA's ever. For the 25th anniversary I expected major artist, huge performances, a look to the past VMA's. Guess they didn't want to remind people of how the VMA's sucked ass this year.



  98. 198

    The V.M.A.s deff sucked….. its been so long since i've seen them and to think i was all hyped up for it. I deff Loved the 90s n early 00s Vmas wayyy better…that place was too small and nothing really happened..BORING BORING BORING!!!!!! I love Britney but can we say pitty awards…the first moonman i understood…2nd…3rd? damnnn..



  99. 199

    OMG!!!! IT'S FUCKING THE MTV VMA'S NOT THE FUCKING DISNEY CHANNEL THANK GOD! TOKIO HOTEL WON!!!!! GIVE ME THEM GERMAN TWINS ANYDAY.. YEA I LOVE KATEY PERRY AND RIANNA THEY SHOULD HAVE WON BEST FEMALE OF VIEDO OF THE YEAR!!! BUT FUCKING BRIT! BECAUSE EVEYONE FEELS SORRY FOR CHEWING HER ALL UP AND SHITTING HER OUT NOW THEY WANT TO KISS HER ASS TO APOLIGIZE….COME ON PEREZ, I THOUGHT U WERE COOL I THOUGHT U OF ALL PPLS U COULD SEE THROUGH THE JOANS BRO'S ..HELLO! ALL THEM DISNEY KIDS ALWAYS START OUT THE SAME THEN THEY END UP FALLING FLAT ON THERE FACE OR SHAVING THERE HEADS !!!! TOKIO HOTEL U FUCKING ROCK!!! AND YOUR LEGION OF FANS JUST FUCKING PROVED IT… HAHA FUCKING HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  100. 200

    Re: therealchanel – Man it sucked so bad! Perez u must of been really drunk to think it was so great, i hated everything about this year, it was so lame!

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