Non-Posh Source Confirms Becks IS Meaty

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Victoria Beckham wasn't lying when she said that her husband, the hotness that is David Beckham, has been blessed down there!

An Australian DJ, Kyle Sandilands, ran into Becks in the bathroom of LA celeb hotspot Villa.

Here's his report:

“I was in the toilet at Villa nightclub in LA and there's only two urinals in there, it's very small. Somebody comes in behind me, and I hear a soft voice say 'Hello, how are you?' I turned around and think: 'Holy s***! It's David Beckham!' I'm midway through and I think, I've got to slow this down. I couldn't help myself, for the first time in my life, I glanced down to the left and had a look…There's the one that's the same size all the time and the other one changes in size. Let's just say he looks like he's got it going on whether it's happy or not.”

Damn you, Posh!

You have it all! Cute kids, clothes and shoes to die for, and a man of a husband!

    Posted: Sep 8, 2008 at 12:22 pm / Email this  »

    40 comments to “Non-Posh Source Confirms Becks IS Meaty”



    1. 1

      mmmmmmmmmm i wanna gobble him to the fuckin marrow. and lick his belly button from the INSIDE.



    2. 2

      GAY!



    3. 3

      DAMN, i'm having difficulties breathing now!!! in fact…in honor of Becks, i'm taking the rest of the day off…..
      *
      xoxoxo to you bouge, corey, harrybalsac, and the rest of ya'll who aren't straight up haters.
      *
      time to go get emergency trade, bitches!!!
      (trade in fag talk is 'booty call')



    4. 4

      wow….wow! he is freakin hawtness!!!!



    5. 5

      i guess..lol



    6. 6

      Go Andy Go!



    7. 7

      HOLY SHIT!!!!

      LUCKY!!!! :)



    8. 8

      bye andy…cum back and give us all the nasty details! i know lotsa people love to hear it! xoxo



    9. 9

      hot!



    10. 10

      Re: Andy27 – what about me my love?



    11. 11

      HOT!!!! I need to have this picture made into bedsheets!!! haha! Posh is one lucky bitch!



    12. 12

      Posh DOES have it all~!!! Why the hell is she always scowling then???? DAYYYUMMmm



    13. 13

      I knew it!



    14. 14

      ha ha perez u can't have david



    15. 15

      How the hell did Anorexic Vic get him??



    16. 16

      Duh.



    17. 17

      Re: Andy27

      oh you bitch!! let him know who daddy iz…..



    18. 18

      Re: Andy27 – Fucking ewwww did not need the belly button licking from the inside visual seriously lmfao Nothing against you roflmao but seeing your face burried than deeply inside his asshole.. something doesn't sit right there lmfao



    19. 19

      ….don't forget the money$$$$$ and the body…she should be lucky bitch spice



    20. 20

      Stud in pictures but so-so on tv.



    21. 21

      Wow…..he looks mighty fine there.



    22. 22

      YUM!



    23. 23

      So does Mary L.



    24. 24

      Bye Andy hope you are ok. Now about Beck Perez I feel the same way you do about what you said about Posh. Damn that bitch!



    25. 25

      well let's SEE it!



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    27. 27

      damn, you're right… that BIATCH is so fuckng lucky. life is unfairrrrrrrrrrrrr



    28. 28

      I'd Hit THAT!
      Posh is one lucky gal! she should freakin smile more often and stop looking like a miserable bitch!!



    29. 29

      well she will get old, women always do and he will just get more handsome. he'll find a new hot young chicky in a couple years. just wait and see.



    30. 30

      GROSS MAN! Beckham just isn't that hot. He has a girls voice and is a skinny bastard like his wife.



    31. 31

      Re: Andy27 – YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING LOSER! I HAVEN'T BEEN ON HERE IN A WEEK AND THERE YOU ARE ON EVERY POSTS STILL! YOU REALLY HAVE NO LIFE!



    32. 32

      ANOREXIC BITCH!!! the becks it hot tho!!



    33. 33

      Nice! If only he would pose for us now in the buff.



    34. 34

      "Hello how are you?" thats not beckham! who says that in a bathroom to another man?, that certainly wasnt beckham!!

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      35

      Yeah, but it's an ugly anteater.



    36. 36

      i never doubted her.
      i love Becks!



    37. 37

      YUMMY THAT LUCKY BITCH POSH SPICE



    38. 38

      ugh becks is so NOT hot. xD



    39. 39

      I'm so jealous..



    40. 40

      ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS DAVID..YUMMMMM