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A Message From Lance Armstrong

Filed under: Zportz > Lance Armstrong

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Yup, he's back!

Click here to watch his video announcing his return to cycling.

[Photo via WENN.]

19 comments to “A Message From Lance Armstrong”

  1. CHA says – reply to this


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    Go for it



  2. 2

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    who gives a fuck? i HATE when people 'retire' then come outta retirement.
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  3. 3

    get it gracerzzzzz. heheheheheeee



  4. 4

    oh and perez….that is TOTALLY annoying how it plays automatically.

    SHUT UP. JUST SHUT UP!!

    argh. i need a cocktail.



  5. 5

    YYAAAYYYY



  6. 6

    AWESOME! You can do it Lance!



  7. 7

    for some reason i dreamt w him last nite. kind of wierd…



  8. 8

    oh yay.



  9. 9

    YEAH. LiVE STRONG ! :]



  10. 10

    This guy just loves being a celebrity. It has probably been killing him to be out of the direct limelight. Trouble is, no one cares about him anymore - despite his pathetic self promoting resurgence!

  11. DLR says – reply to this


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    *rolls eyes* he's a bit of an arrogant poof now.



  12. 12

    He should do something else for celebrity. He might lose his other ball this time.



  13. 13

    ahhhhhh…..My mom had cancer so I bought a bunch of those wristbands to support the cause…That would have benn 3 years ago…This guy is such a
    fucking ego maniac….he is worse then then that other fucktard errr whats is name???sounds Like a guitar player that thinks he can stand a chance against SVR or Clapton….That young….Greasy non funny guy who dating b-list actors for fame…what is it.
    Lance take off you seat and ride the post you fuckhead…Or get a mountain bike and ride for real.
    Street Bikes are like bumper cars to Smah up derby.
    Oh ya lance….hows your balls treatin' ya???….Famecunt
    Never new who you were until you put on a brave face….
    But I can say this You're no Terry Fox….you more Steve Fonyo like!!!
    Fuck you



  14. 14

    I put him on my Hollywood Draft team just in case…



  15. 15

    If you leave when you're on top you're a champion. If you go back then you set yourself up for failure and your original glory will then be diminished because now you've got this loss as part of your history. DUMB idea.



  16. 16

    Do I have to? He's messed his "brand" up so much… from American hero and cancer survivor to a pathetic love-'em and leave-'em playboy. Stick a fork in him, he's done.



  17. 17

    Re: Aileen (Canada) – I'm with you! It's probably eating him up that he can't use the "heeeey, baby, I'm training for the Tour de France" pickup line anymore.



  18. 18

    So it's time to dig out the old syringes and 'roids, is it?
    For a guy with no dick, a bike is the only thing he gets to ride
    except goldie hawn or whatever.



  19. 19

    Re: tellin ya what I know – Wow. That's really kind of you.

    Good for him. If he wants to cycle again, then he should do it. I mean, most of us cycling fans (the real ones) like other legendary bikers better (LeMond, anyone?), but we definitely supported Lance and cheered him on to 7 straight Tour victories. I would have liked to see him retire gracefully ( I wanted Favre to do that too, this coming from a Packer fan….), but what can you do. He's a good athlete. He'll do well. :)