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9/09/2008 1:45 PM ET | Filed under: Bai Ling • Fill In The Blank

Wacktress Bai Ling is carrying a pussy at the premiere of National Lampoons The Great American Fantasy because ____________.

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bs111555 says – reply to this

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HAH. First. :]
Abercorey's Nurse, Allison says – reply to this

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…she has an IQ of 42?
Phenomanon says – reply to this

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Drawing attention to her assets? (She thinks… ew)
I don't know why but she has sausage nipples, as seen in her Playboy layout. Blah. They were freakish.
SEXYCDN21 says – reply to this

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cause dogs are over rated!
Tash20 says – reply to this

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What has she acted in to be called an actress?
abercorey says – reply to this

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you know this bitch pulls out all the stops in the sack…in fact I need to get in touch with her….see if there's anything she know that I dont…
K.P ..SO FEROSH says – reply to this

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OH MI GATO
vamkat says – reply to this

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the cat is so cute.. ling is NOT!
abercorey says – reply to this

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and to answer the question…I bet she's just showing off her din din for tonite!
Phenomanon says – reply to this

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Poor kitty wants to get away!
Icegirl says – reply to this

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She´ll do anything for attention.
TBunny says – reply to this

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FIRST
CHA says – reply to this

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purr
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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for a snack!
torrrieB says – reply to this

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Re: abercorey –
DAMMIT. i really thought perez got rid yall
abercorey says – reply to this

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Nurse Alliston

your right….somebody prob asked her to show off her pu$$y and the dumb bitch brought her cat
Leona$ Gho$t says – reply to this

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She left hers at Golden Wok.
abercorey says – reply to this

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Re: torrrieB –

hell no bitch, if anything he's gonna start payin us 100 u.s.d a comment
amylala says – reply to this

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damn, that cat is freaking awesome!!
redsonja1313 says – reply to this

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SHE IS A LOON……………….. BUT WHAT A CUTE KITTY
misscoop says – reply to this

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because she didn't see the sign that said No Outside Food or Beverages.
DannyBonaduce says – reply to this

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she likes wearing fur.
fuckyouperez says – reply to this

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Perez, I have something for you to investigate. My wife is mainland Chinese. She says that it is common knowledge in China that Bai Ling is MUCH older than her western bio would indicate. Why don't you go chase that one down?
AMO says – reply to this

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I don't why or even try to understand her, but the cat is awesome. I want one!
wildmidwestern says – reply to this

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that's her snack
MrsHellfire says – reply to this

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Because she wants to show the world she's stepped up from shoplifting to cat burglary…
cherrylink says – reply to this

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I don't know, because she is a fucking idiot!
Georgia Bulldogs says – reply to this

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Hers Stinks!
AMO says – reply to this

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Re: Tash20 – She's been in a lot of flops, but she was also on an episode of CSI Miami.
3l$@ says – reply to this

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she wants to thats why fawk perez i saw you on mtv acting all crazy next to that british guy lmao he looked like he was scared of you and when you planted one on him damn looked like he wanted to punch you
llllllllll says – reply to this

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hers doesn't work when it's blistery and pus filled
Blue Dress says – reply to this

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Take that adorable kitty away from her!!! Her people eat cats …and dogs!!!
kiounne says – reply to this

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That's an expensive cat, she just wanted fur as an accessory
lovesitbaby80 says – reply to this

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Isn't that Illegal??
patsy519 says – reply to this

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Um, because she's an attention whore jerk?
I feel sorry for both of her pussies…
HAMphetamine says – reply to this

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cuz she needz attention to stay alive
angst granma says – reply to this

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cause she wants cheap publicity.

Either that's an Asian Leopard Cat or a Bengal which both are very fierce! I hope she doesn't get scratched.
Little Lotte says – reply to this

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…is that a baby tiger? o.O!
HitoKai says – reply to this

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thats a Serval
Theo says – reply to this

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I love those bangel cats. They are beautiful.
LettyB says – reply to this

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SHE'S FUCKIING CRAZY! DUH!
Leona$ Gho$t says – reply to this

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Re: HitoKai – It's CERVAL, dear. And that's not a CERVAL CAT.
ValleyGirl30` says – reply to this

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that's actually a Bobcat…cute when little but wild and dangerous when older. My friend had one…they had to shoot it because it grew up and killed their dogs. Not sure what they expected. It was a BOBCAT for god's sake!
Discordia says – reply to this

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I fucking love Bai Ling.
bluejay says – reply to this

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i like her weirdness.
ChrisInKy says – reply to this

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Someone, please..
tell me why this woman is famous!
What has she done??? Seriously?!
hottie says – reply to this

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her's is all used up
blackbird says – reply to this

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…it's a spare because her other one is too diseased for public display.
miss mouse says – reply to this

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Its not actually a bobcat…it looks like a Bengal cat, which is a domestic cross breed ( usually a cross between an ocelot/ leopard and domestic short hair) they are legal ( though one might question the ethics of creating such a breed), and very very expensive.
Than Thou says – reply to this

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Stupid cunt! Those cats are NOT pets, they are NOT like domestic kitties, they should NOT be on a fucking red carpet in some chink's arms upsidedown!

PETS ARE NOT ACCESSORIES!
elizard says – reply to this

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Re: blackbird – thats what I said too but they blocked my comment no fair!
shaaa says – reply to this

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because its the cutest lil kitty ever OBVIOUSLY

nice bangs..
RockerBaby says – reply to this

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she wants to prove she has one.
northdolphin says – reply to this

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she can talk to the animals … you know … woowoo.
Boo says – reply to this

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WTF is wrong with people having to have animals clinging to them on outings like these. It is so WRONG!
spiritugirl says – reply to this

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That is a Savannah Cat, I own three. They are a hybrid between an African Serval and a domesticated cat (such as a bengal or ocicat, etc). They are very expensive, running upwards of $10K each. They're bigger than your average housecat, tipping the scales at over 25lbs and having the longest legs you have seen in a cat! They are awesome dog-like cats that you can walk on a leash.
Sharon Mirrors says – reply to this

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CUZ SHE'S AWESOME!
sheba08 says – reply to this

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The cat is smarter!
Kate1988 says – reply to this

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It kinda looks like a Bengal cat, if it is a Bengal thats kinda like bringing your dog on the red carpet w/ you. Bengals will do dog tricks like sit, stay, fetch & they jump thru hoops @ shows. They're very smart & pretty expensive to buy as a pet. She's really wierd tho, idk why she would bring her cat lmfao…
Sheisty says – reply to this

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she's ignorant and enjoys giving thousands of dollars to breeders when there are millions of cats being euthanized in shelters all over our nation.
thirstybum says – reply to this

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leave the fucking thing at home…STUPID BROAD…IT AIN'T A TOY !
Lulustre says – reply to this

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Poor animal. Why do people take her photo anyway? What has that fool ever done to warrant even being on a red carpet?
Chi Chi says – reply to this

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She needed a new one as her old one was worn out!
jinjin says – reply to this

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Wacktress…LOL
daiisy says – reply to this

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she's a fucking a bitch
LizzyRose says – reply to this

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an animal is not an accessory.
ozgirl says – reply to this

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because hers was out of order
chinese whispers says – reply to this

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She looks hot and that cat is gorgeous!

I wonder what she did with it during the movie…
sherrill@g-dog.com says – reply to this

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she's disgusting and insane
Firefly says – reply to this

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She was hoping for a "wardrobe malfunction" so she would have an excuse to show her nipples……….AGAIN.
wicked_awsum17 says – reply to this

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more importantly, why the hell was she at a premiere?!
and whats with the fringe
sugaree says – reply to this

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Kinda strange. But not any stranger than carrying a dog like an accessory.
Lady Clawfinger says – reply to this

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Great! I am so sick of all those dumb starlets carrying around those FUGLY dogs, it's about time some one brought a cat with them in their purse! =^_^=
Meikko says – reply to this

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Cute kitty, but fug that bitch.
Ms. X-ite says – reply to this

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because hers went bad
RAMADA says – reply to this

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THAT CAT SAYING "IMMA MALL YO ASS SOON AS I'M GROWN,YOU CRAZY BITCH YOU"

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