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Wacktress Bai Ling is carrying a pussy at the premiere of National Lampoons The Great American Fantasy because ____________.
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Wacktress Bai Ling is carrying a pussy at the premiere of National Lampoons The Great American Fantasy because ____________.
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HAH. First. :]
…she has an IQ of 42?
Drawing attention to her assets? (She thinks… ew)
I don't know why but she has sausage nipples, as seen in her Playboy layout. Blah. They were freakish.
cause dogs are over rated!
What has she acted in to be called an actress?
you know this bitch pulls out all the stops in the sack…in fact I need to get in touch with her….see if there's anything she know that I dont…
OH MI GATO
the cat is so cute.. ling is NOT!
and to answer the question…I bet she's just showing off her din din for tonite!
Poor kitty wants to get away!
She´ll do anything for attention.
FIRST
purr
for a snack!
Re: abercorey –
DAMMIT. i really thought perez got rid yall
Nurse Alliston
your right….somebody prob asked her to show off her pu$$y and the dumb bitch brought her cat
She left hers at Golden Wok.
Re: torrrieB –
hell no bitch, if anything he's gonna start payin us 100 u.s.d a comment
damn, that cat is freaking awesome!!
SHE IS A LOON……………….. BUT WHAT A CUTE KITTY
because she didn't see the sign that said No Outside Food or Beverages.
she likes wearing fur.
Perez, I have something for you to investigate. My wife is mainland Chinese. She says that it is common knowledge in China that Bai Ling is MUCH older than her western bio would indicate. Why don't you go chase that one down?
I don't why or even try to understand her, but the cat is awesome. I want one!
that's her snack
Because she wants to show the world she's stepped up from shoplifting to cat burglary…
I don't know, because she is a fucking idiot!
Hers Stinks!
Re: Tash20 – She's been in a lot of flops, but she was also on an episode of CSI Miami.
she wants to thats why fawk perez i saw you on mtv acting all crazy next to that british guy lmao he looked like he was scared of you and when you planted one on him damn looked like he wanted to punch you
hers doesn't work when it's blistery and pus filled
Take that adorable kitty away from her!!! Her people eat cats …and dogs!!!
That's an expensive cat, she just wanted fur as an accessory
Isn't that Illegal??
Um, because she's an attention whore jerk?
I feel sorry for both of her pussies…
cuz she needz attention to stay alive
cause she wants cheap publicity.
Either that's an Asian Leopard Cat or a Bengal which both are very fierce! I hope she doesn't get scratched.
…is that a baby tiger? o.O!
thats a Serval
I love those bangel cats. They are beautiful.
SHE'S FUCKIING CRAZY! DUH!
Re: HitoKai – It's CERVAL, dear. And that's not a CERVAL CAT.
that's actually a Bobcat…cute when little but wild and dangerous when older. My friend had one…they had to shoot it because it grew up and killed their dogs. Not sure what they expected. It was a BOBCAT for god's sake!
I fucking love Bai Ling.
i like her weirdness.
Someone, please..
tell me why this woman is famous!
What has she done??? Seriously?!
her's is all used up
…it's a spare because her other one is too diseased for public display.
Its not actually a bobcat…it looks like a Bengal cat, which is a domestic cross breed ( usually a cross between an ocelot/ leopard and domestic short hair) they are legal ( though one might question the ethics of creating such a breed), and very very expensive.
Stupid cunt! Those cats are NOT pets, they are NOT like domestic kitties, they should NOT be on a fucking red carpet in some chink's arms upsidedown!
PETS ARE NOT ACCESSORIES!
Re: blackbird – thats what I said too but they blocked my comment no fair!
because its the cutest lil kitty ever OBVIOUSLY
nice bangs..
she wants to prove she has one.
she can talk to the animals … you know … woowoo.
WTF is wrong with people having to have animals clinging to them on outings like these. It is so WRONG!
That is a Savannah Cat, I own three. They are a hybrid between an African Serval and a domesticated cat (such as a bengal or ocicat, etc). They are very expensive, running upwards of $10K each. They're bigger than your average housecat, tipping the scales at over 25lbs and having the longest legs you have seen in a cat! They are awesome dog-like cats that you can walk on a leash.
CUZ SHE'S AWESOME!
The cat is smarter!
It kinda looks like a Bengal cat, if it is a Bengal thats kinda like bringing your dog on the red carpet w/ you. Bengals will do dog tricks like sit, stay, fetch & they jump thru hoops @ shows. They're very smart & pretty expensive to buy as a pet. She's really wierd tho, idk why she would bring her cat lmfao…
she's ignorant and enjoys giving thousands of dollars to breeders when there are millions of cats being euthanized in shelters all over our nation.
leave the fucking thing at home…STUPID BROAD…IT AIN'T A TOY !
Poor animal. Why do people take her photo anyway? What has that fool ever done to warrant even being on a red carpet?
She needed a new one as her old one was worn out!
Wacktress…LOL
she's a fucking a bitch
an animal is not an accessory.
because hers was out of order
She looks hot and that cat is gorgeous!
I wonder what she did with it during the movie…
she's disgusting and insane
She was hoping for a "wardrobe malfunction" so she would have an excuse to show her nipples……….AGAIN.
more importantly, why the hell was she at a premiere?!
and whats with the fringe
Kinda strange. But not any stranger than carrying a dog like an accessory.
Great! I am so sick of all those dumb starlets carrying around those FUGLY dogs, it's about time some one brought a cat with them in their purse! =^_^=
Cute kitty, but fug that bitch.
because hers went bad
THAT CAT SAYING "IMMA MALL YO ASS SOON AS I'M GROWN,YOU CRAZY BITCH YOU"