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Get In Wacko's Pants!
Here's something we doubt people would want to buy.
Michael Jackson's underwear will soon be up for sale!
And we're talking about dirty, used white briefs!
Ewwww.
The unwashed undies were part of the evidence confiscated back in the 2003 molestation case by former Santa Barbara DA, Tom Sneddon.
They were supposed to be used to get a DNA sample for the child-molestation case Jacko was facing.
The undies then ended up in the hands of New Jersey businessman Henry Vacarro, who obtained them in a bankruptcy case.
So, now, in an effort to make money off Jackson, the size 28 undies will be up for auction on eBay tomorrow.
The reserve to be met in order to purchase them will only be $1,000,000!!!!
Sounds like a bargain, huh???
But, you could clone your own Wacko with that DNA!!! Right???
And to keep it all authentic and exciting, the underwear will be shipped in the original packaging, sealed inside an evidence bag and wrapped with police tape.
If it were only that simple to make a million bucks, we bet Jacksom would have sold all his underwear a while ago!
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wow….i've got so much to say to this.
i know who's pants i'd rather get in!!!!
Re: wildmidwestern – God! I wanted to be first, but I couldn't stop puking!
weird
That's disgustingly hilarious
Yumm… sounds like a real bargain, Perez… I can't wait to place MY bid. LOL!
Oh gross.
EWW THIS PICTURE MAKES ME ……UHGG IT GIVES ME THE WILLIES! EKKKKK
so nasty!!!!
uhmm,…soo…i'll pass
eww thats nasty….. gross!
my favorite. dirty used underwear.
[thats sarcastic btw. cuz thats just fuckin nasty.]
forget that shit!
deleted my comment…awwww
used underwear, especially DIRTY used underwear is illegal to sell on ebay.
reason I know…is I thought there would be a huge demand for those…thought I would sell them, then saw that I could get shut down.
omg, ewwwww, omg, ewwwww, omg, ewwwww, omg, ewwwww, omg, ewwwww, omg, ewwwww, omg, ewwwww, omg, ewwwww, omg, ewwwww, omg, ewwwww, omg, ewwwww, omg, ewwwww, omg, ewwwww, omg, ewwwww, omg, ewwwww, omg, ewwwww, omg, ewwwww, omg, ewwwww!
PUTTING ALL THE OBVIOUS COMMENTS ASIDE FOR A MOMENT…
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THAT DOESN'T SEEM FAIR THAT THE POLICE WOULDN'T JUST RETURN STUFF THEY TAKE FROM YOUR HOUSE FOR EVIDENCE.
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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS THIS?
Just when I think the world can't get any crazier…
I'm an MJ fan but I wouldn't pay $2 for his stank undies.
Eww that is NASTY!! The guy selling them should be paying somebody to take them off his hands!!!! Even then, who would do that??
do you think his lil jacko is real? you think he can still produce fluid? all the crap he's done to his body i can't imagine that things work right.
i'm asking this question cuz i don't wanna think about it myself. gross!!!!
Who's buying that shit, the Japanese??
I'm guessing The Jonas Brothers will bid high!
Re: kittykittykitty –
I thought Ebay wouldn't let people sell stuff like used undies?! The worst part is though, if Ebay does allow that auction, you know some crazed Jacko fan will pay top dollar for those! Ewwww!
AMERICA - THE GREEDYFULL…
"Michael Jackson's underwear will soon be up for sale!"
two letters: *EW*
ewww that is so disgusting!!
Michael Jackson doesn't have to sell his dirty underwear to make money. He owns the most lucrative recording catalog in the world………owning the rights to artists like THE BEATLES, Beyonce, Eminem, Bob Dylan and many many more. Also, his music continues to sell. And he could go on tour and make hundreds of millions if he was really broke.