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Here's something you don't hear about everyday. At least not publicly.
Next Tuesday, Howard Stern will be auctioning off something a bit more enticing than Michael Jackson's dirty underwear.
Howard will be auctioning off a 22 year-old female's virginity.
A San Diego woman wants to sell her first time at sex in order to pay for her college tuition.
The girl, who's calling herself Natalie Dylan "for safety reasons" says, "I don't have a moral dilemma with it. We live in a capitalist society. Why shouldn't I be allowed to capitalize on my virginity?"
So basically she'll be trading in sex for money. We think people call that being a prostitute, not a capitalist.
As for Dylan, she was introduced to Stern by Dennis Hof, the owner of Nevada's legal brothel, the Moonlite Bunny Ranch.
So how are they related????
Turns out Dylan's sister already works at the Bunny Ranch.
Guess the prostitute genes run in the family!
Hof says, "I think it's a tremendous idea. Why lose it to some guy in the backseat of a Toyota when you can pay for your education?"
Because somehow we doubt she'll even end up going to school after she gets the money.
As for the auction, it'll take place on Hof's site, at bunnyranch.com.
Is he gonna videotape the act too?
And for those that don't fully trust Dylan's "virginity" she says she'll submit herself to a polygraph and gynecological exam to confirm it.
Wait, why hasn't she already done that?
Will the winner get a refund if they find out she lied?????
She adds, "I understand some people may condemn me. But I think this is empowering. I'm using what I have to better myself."
According to Dylan, she and her sister were forced into the "skin trade" partly because their stepdad allegedly took out some student loans in their names without their permission, which left them unable to finance their education.
Uhm, something sounds fishy about that.
According to Dylan, she says she's already earned a bachelor's degree in women's studies at Sacramento State, and later in January she'll start her master's work in marriage and family therapy. She'd even like to get a doctorate as well.
That sounds odd to us as well. We want to see a diploma!
And what does mommy think about this?
Her mom, who's a fourth-grade teacher, says she doesn't approve of it, "but she supports me."
As for the idea behind the publicity stunt, Dylan says she got it from reading about a Peruvian woman who needed money to pay for her mother's medical bills. A Canadian man
stupidly eagerly bid $1.5 million, but the woman reportedly decided not to go through with the sex.
But that won't be the case with Dylan. Oh, and she also won't pick the highest bidder.
She adds, "I want someone with chemistry. We'll take bids until I find a suitor I'm happy with.”
So you have to be rich, stupid, and cute!
[Image via NY Daily News.]