"Mmmm so how do they get the caramel into the caramilk bars? I hope I remembered to turn off the coffee maker this morning… ohh god she's still talking? "
THAT SHE IS PREGNANT! GO TO YOUTUBE AND FINE HER GRAND OL' OPRY VDO..SHE LOOKS PREGNANT! I KEEP SAYING THAT BUT MY COMMENTS ARNT GETTING POSTED!
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I THINK SHE IS PREGNANT!
So many thangs…,"Will I get the scoop when Mr. Tori Spelling admits he's a flamer & has been lovin' it up with Perez for years?", "Will I get Alex Baldwin to say on air:'banging her' again, about his own little girl? finally. "Wow, real ones!"
"How in the world does she come up with these God-aweful outfits?? And why do her people let her walk around like a poster-child for 'what not to wear' every effing day?!?"
I've interviewed countless influential and important figures from around the world, why am i being forced to waste my time on this useless excuse for a human that has done nothing of value, ever.
I'd glad my daughters aren't dumb like you, Simpleson.
www…ttt….fff is jessica wearing?? ugh to the fug
that is one ugly dress…..and you should not even be famous….and are you pregnant???
"Damn those are big tits."
…what a fugly outfit. Talk about "The Uninvited Guest". yikes…
WTF are you wearing?!?!?
Damn, I hate you…I remember when my tits used to look like that.
"THOSE ARE SOME TIG OL' BITTIES!"
I STILL THINK SHE'S PREGGERS NOT FAT…….TAKE THAT CARRIE
TEAM JESSICA
"what a twat."
What in God's name is this girl wearing, doesn't she supposedly have money.lol
where is pere'z wonder woman bracelet
i want to see some vajayjay, Simpson
"TONY DUMPED ME FOR HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
what the fuck is she wearing??
OMG that is what the Grand ol' opery was bitching about ?
Jessica's new country song is somehow #1 on Itunes today…how the hell is that?
God damn that's a loud ugly dress. FUG!
BOO!!
"I wish I had her breasts!"
"UR A SMELLY PIRATE HOOKER"
hey boobs.
they MUST be fake.
:)
what a douche.
Is there a baby in there?
wait,i have a better one.
her boobs MUST be natural.
natural silicone
:D
her breath still smells like Romo dick!
Your so small hmm wonder if you'll fit in my pocket
..how old are you Jessica? 20-something or 60-something??!!! what's with the mess of a dress?!
looks a like some packs of starbursts blew up on that shiteous dress…
Give us some
In about 6 months she will be having a baby!!!
Damn That, "BLONDE" Ambition..!!!!!
~A~
ooo she's definitely pregnant…
Re: abercorey – Talent and a great song, I did not know she sang it till yesterday!!
Re: abercorey – Hick's love crap & big tittes!
How in hell does this idiot have a career?
What a hot mess!!
"Mmmm so how do they get the caramel into the caramilk bars? I hope I remembered to turn off the coffee maker this morning… ohh god she's still talking? "
I can't believe Nick Lachey tapped that…
what the fuck are you wearing?!?
Stay back, whore!
I wanna DO the SaMAN on YOU! Let's RONSON baby, YEAH!
I remember when mine were up there like that.
I wonder if she shaves her bush.
Re: Sammy –
I havent heard it yet but I guess it can't be any worse then "A Public Affair" fuk I couldnt even find a good dance remix of it!
Re: Georgia Bulldogs –
go DAWGS!
I wish my boobs were still that perky!
Re: harrybalsac –
you cant blame em tho
i love the fun bags
tits are the only thing you've got going for you … sure isn't your talent.
That is one dress I will never, ever buy:)
She's thinking… I wish I had tits like that.
"Maybe if you clean the wax out your ears dear, you'd be able to hear yourself…"
"I'd fuck her!"
Re: spacecowboy – One word: Daddy. He farmed her out.
"…..where the fuck did you dig that dress out from under?"
I am like 40 years older than her, and she dresses like a grandma. Look at my powerbelt..BITCHES!!!!
What a dumb whore!! She can't sing!! TEAM UNDERWOOD!!
"I can't wait to hear what she has to say. I bet it's going to be intelligent!"
thinking…"what is your dad on? he let you perform this shitty old song, and wear that??"
"I would dyke out on that"
And I would love to watch, yum
I'm 72 and I still look way better than you, BIOTCH!
is that what a "cowgirl" is suppose to wear
THAT SHE IS PREGNANT! GO TO YOUTUBE AND FINE HER GRAND OL' OPRY VDO..SHE LOOKS PREGNANT! I KEEP SAYING THAT BUT MY COMMENTS ARNT GETTING POSTED!
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I THINK SHE IS PREGNANT!
Re: LettyB – ME TOO!
"This cougar can really use some of that tender meat"
"Oh no she didn't."
"Damn I need a drink, how much longer do I have with, what was her name again?"
Hmm, in which one of those is her brain?
bitch please
Rhinoplasty
ew
I wonder where she got that dress? A Mexican Rodeo perhaps.
I knew she wasn't smarter than a 5th grader! And where did she dig up that tacky outfit?
I wish my boobs were still that perky and not down to my ankles.
And she wants to be a country artist??
what the fuck is this bitch wearing
So many thangs…,"Will I get the scoop when Mr. Tori Spelling admits he's a flamer & has been lovin' it up with Perez for years?", "Will I get Alex Baldwin to say on air:'banging her' again, about his own little girl? finally. "Wow, real ones!"
What the hell were you thinking when you put that outfit on?
sooo trashyy darlyn.
"How in the world does she come up with these God-aweful outfits?? And why do her people let her walk around like a poster-child for 'what not to wear' every effing day?!?"
Holy shit you're pregnant.
got milk ?????
what the f*%k is she wearing???
"what a tart"
wow this girl better not rub her lack of fashion sense off on me
Well, well, well, she really IS that dumb!
Diane is wondering WTF Tony Romo is thinking.
This girl is a no talent loser!
I havent seen a real pair in years. Nice going Jess!
"you'd think she could afford a mirror"
I've interviewed countless influential and important figures from around the world, why am i being forced to waste my time on this useless excuse for a human that has done nothing of value, ever.
Sorry does she have same stylist as Brit. Is this a mouse thing
Who thought that jacket was a good idea?
You need to call Racheal Zoe!
OH MY GOD
WTF R U WEARING!
wannabe preggers
WTF are you wearing???
HOW LOW HAVE I DROPPED… I USE TO INTERVIEW REALLY FAMOUS PEOPLE …. NOW I INTERVIEW JESSICA SIMPSON WHAT'S NEXT TARA REID.
What the hell are you wearing?
nice tits
[rRe: Stevie D. – poser btw u cant see shit
how sad
Gosh, I wish I had those boobs!