How To Lose Fans And Alienate People
Perezcious reader Sahara had a not so nice encounter with Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel on Wednesday night.
She shares with us what happened below - plus her sighting of Lauren Conrad and Chace Crawford. Are they "getting to know" each other????
Says Sahara:
"My friends and I were at southern hospitality last night celebrating a friends going away party. all of a sudden justin timberlake arrived–he was supposed to sit in the corner b/c the table was all set up but he decided to go sit in the private vip room instead–we were so sad because we couldnt stare at his beautiful face! a few hours later there were bodyguards and drivers running around the restaurant around so we knew jt was about to make an exit.
we asked the owner of the bar if a bunch of girls from memphis (us) could get a picture with him to celebrate our friends going back to memphis party and were answered with a stern NO. then 2 more guys come out from the back and yell out to everyone "stay where you are, don't move, keep this path open"–keep in mind the bar was at about 25% capacity or less. out walks justin and jessica holding hands and jessica with the same bitchy look on her face she ALWAYS has. as soon as my friend snapped the attached picture, jessica stopped in her tracks, turns around, and says to my friend (very loudly and totally trying to cause a scene), 'that was ruuuuuuuuuuuude!' even though there were 6 paprazzi outside! anyways, just thought you should know, apparently neither of them want to make their fans happy–they've definitely lost me!
after this the bar totally clears out. about 10 minutes later, who rolls up but lc, lo (way smaller in person–ran into her in the restroom and she was super nice) and CHACE CRAWFORD! we almost died because the bar at this point was basically empty except my friends and i. some more model types rolled in and they played flip cup and beer pong the rest of the night–a few times chace even came up to the bar to get pitchers of beer for the drinking games–what a gentleman
I'd love it if you could post about how much of a bitch Jessica is!
Thanks so much!"
Done and done.
Declare Yourself!
douchey mcdouche, gag me with a dick
Whoa
Thanks to Sahara on the lowdown on what assholes these two are.
I hope both of their careers take a huge fuckin nose dive
For some reason, this doesn't surprise me at all — why does she always look so angry? She may even do it better than Posh!
If I was famous, I would piss on my fans and make sure my name was in the paper, tabloids, and the news. Nobody owes you shit little girl.
i already knew jessica biel was a biotch.
I hear you are not too nice either Perez so be careful what you print and take a lesson.
THIS IS WHAT A NON TALENTED ACTRESS DOES FOLLOW HER BOY FRIEND AROUND—I'M SORRY JESSICA BIEL ONLY HAS HER LOOKS BECAUSE SHE IS A HORRIBLE ACTRESS!!!!!!!!!
Honestly, they have been surrounded by Paparazzi for years. They go to a club/bar with 25% or less capacity to get away from people like you. They aren't entitled to stop their lives to take a picture with you. Let them have some privacy.
Re: abercorey – Check reply 4or 5 back!
I WANNA RUN INTO A DRUNK MR. CRAWFORD AT THE URINAL!!!!!!!!!!!!
she was prob rude bc your camera and flash look like they were right next to her face
Never fails to amaze me. These people (JT & pal) desire f-a-m-e and then when they get it, they spend their time trying to be anonymous or ducking the very people who put 'em at the top.
wtf has Jessica done where she feels entitled to be a fuckin cunty ass bitch??? 7th Heaven??? c'mon!!! Next, I now pronounce you chuck and larry, Texas Chainsaw Massacre….bitch you aint even a back seat bitch, your the 3rd row seat that flips down to make more room for trunk space!!!!
She's a bitch and a nobody. Why is she famous? Because she was on "7th Heaven" and was in some shitty movies? I DO don't get it.
*SO*, even
Officially hate them!!! They both think they are all that. Well, people are starting to not support their movies and stuff!
Hey Perez thanx for losing the talkin' dildo ad, not cool at work.
that's effed up… especially since justin's from memphis.
…I wish the guy who nailed the film critic had been there with his lethal notebook. Wham! Bam! Bang! Smack…"Look To Your Dreams" and maybe next time…
Jessica Biel used to be so cute but now every picture I see of her looks like she hasn't showered in weeks. I don't understand why he keeps her around.
someone needed to snap a pic of Chace in the bathroom or at least sneak a peek at his peen and report back.
Re: Andy27 –
bitch I will cut you if you don't pop him up side the head with a blunt object, kidnap, and drag him to our lair upon sight!!
Well check out her face. No WONDER she didn't want a picture taken…wow, she looks rough without the paint. And Justin, well he's always looked like a comic book geek that is really nervous about people finding out just how uncool he really is.
Re: Andy27 – Palin's glases are made by Kuzuo Kawasaki, you were asking last week.
She probably didn't want her pic taken because she looks like shit!
Thanks Sahara! I have to say, the best part it hearing Chace Crawford gets his own beer pitchers and plays beer pong…omg. I just started to watch Gossip Girl because of this blog, and am so smitten with him! LOL
surprise surprise that jessica beil is a bitch. 1st off she's a horrible actress, 2nd off she constantly walks around like she's got some kind of spikey stick up her ass and always has this i'm better than you so don't even try look on her face or maybe i'm mistaken, she could just be constipated. The looks are pretty similar.
Im not suprised …they both seem so fake ..cant stand either one of them
JT's jacket looks like a trash bag. Jes's lips and titties look nice at least.
she IS from minnesota….
that state is full of the rudest, most unfriendly assholes ever to be born.
and JT is just a run-of-the-mill douchebag.
I used to like Jessica. What has gotten into her? She was in Texas Chainsaw Massacre for crying out loud. She hasn't earned diva rights just yet!!
oh fuck those two. Jessica needs to pull the stick out of her ass. I hate celebrities who don't appreciate where they come from and who got them there!
what is this bar anyways? it sounds totally hoppin
hey someone remind those idiots how they got all their money……hey jt…money doesn't fall out the f'n sky. your fans with money=you living the good life and us actually having to work for our money. as for jessica…i'd love to throw a bottle of prozac down her throat to shut her the fuck up. i've never seen someone walk around miserable as much as she does.
why is the 7th heaven reject such a bitch? she should be flattered people want to take her picture.
I do after scrubin' his DNA off her!
oh boo hoo. You know, JT, or any other celeb isn't a court jester who's supposed to entertain you and pander to you 24/7. How would you like it if you were having a nite out and there were strange people that YOU don't know shoving cameras in your face, and hounding you when you just want a nite to yourself? I dno't understand why people can't understand that just because you know who THEY are, doesn't mean they know you. They aren't onstage every minute of every day. If he was out on work business aka performing, or at an event, i'm sure he would have take some pics, but on his private time? No way. You're an idiot for thinking otherwise.
I want to go to that restuarant! Talk about a celeb packed night!
Re: abercorey – yeah, JT seems like a huge tool but I'd still stick it in his bum.
I'm just jealous of Justin's Members Only jacket…
JESSICA BIEL NEVER WAS LIKE THAT BEFORE SHE HOOKED UP WITH JT! FROM WHAT I HERE IF YOU'RE NOT AN IMPORTANT PERSON HE'S A REAL JERK WHEN YOU MEET HIM IN PERSON! EGOS AND WHAT THEY'LL DO TO PEOPLE!
What is ruuuuuuuude is J & J, thinking they need someone to part the seas for them so they can get thru. I would tell them, Hell no! They do not own the place. You have just as much right to be there as them. In fact I would have made a scene for the manager to part the seas for me too.
Justin and Jessica are both very ugly people.
wow
"done and done" ROFL
btw sahara you guys know where to kick it!
SHE OWES YOU NOTHING AND IT WAS RUDE. GET A LIFE, LOSERS.
Re: harrybalsac –
omg, I live like a mile from Ga Tech (its in midtown Atl) and my hott neighbor works for CNN…
Re: Andy27 – HEY ANDY27, JUST HERE TO REMIND YOU YOUR EYES LOOK LIKE TWO PISS HOLES IN THE SNOW AND YOU HAVE A CHIN LIKE RUMER WILLIS AND A IQ OF ABOUT 60! FUCKTARD!
JT's ego is getting a little too big for his britches - it is hard to have a career when you have no fans! Keep being an asshole and we'll see if it will give you the career longevity that you think you are going to have! As for Jessica, he is just a guy…..i know, i know, try telling him that!
These two always look so miserable together, why are they a couple?
I too hate how these celebs act like their fans are just pain in the asses, refusing to sign a two second autograph like its going to break their wrist. 'Oh, but I couldn't be where I am today without them (my fans) and btw my album drops next week and I'll be touring soon so come out and pay for an over priced ticket; same goes for my movie.' I hate ungrateful celebs.
I always thought Justin was a dick. I was right! I'm sure they like to have privacy, but you have to realize that your FANS can be anywhere and I don't think it takes a lot to give back a little bit to the people who put MONEY IN YOUR POCKETS!!! Luckily, I never watched a Jessica Biel movie or bought any of Justin's crappy music
…and I never will!
By the looks on their faces, it doesn't seem like they are very happy to be out together. Holding hands or not, maybe they had an arguement and are just trying to make it look good.
we all knew she was a bitch from the start. thanks for confirming it though. i have never ever seen her in a single film or show. i consider myself pretty damn lucky. keep this shit up and no one will care about her.
Jessica is a loser ,i haven't see a movie of her that has success on the box office ,she's a bad actress ,the only movie im interested is "Easy Virtue" but only cuz of Ben Barnes is in it.
But it would be hard to watch her horse face all the 90 mins of the movie …
Justin and that 7th Heaven cunt are both rude ass bastard bitches who don't deserve to be famous, especially that useless talentless 7th Heaven girl (I refuse to use her name, and that's all she's famous for is 7th Heaven! Her movies suck!)
Yeah it's obvious these people are assholes but Perez why do you post fan written e-mails about celebrity encounters? I mean you know anyone can make shit up. Yeah people see celebrities but there are more people out there that bullshit just for the sake of it.
Oh Please. Can't they just go out without getting annoyed by the public?? They deserve to have a private dinner if they want to. Maybe she was having a really bad day and didn't want to be bothered with… ever think of that??? Even though they are in the public eye they still lead the same lives we do, just trying to get by. I'd be pissed if every corner I went someone was trying to snap my picture too. The few celebrities I've ran into I've never addressed, a casual wave or smile but nothing obnoxious… they don't want a grocery store trip to turn into a full on autograph signing event. Leave them alone you pessimistic bitch.
Re: harrybalsac – *HER
Re: Swimstud –
I'd at least rape him since he's lost all my respect and admiration
Re: abercorey – If you can pry Daddy off his ASS!
She's just jealous. You're going to take some waifs story of how she thinks it's rude that she can't be the one humping Justin?!? Bet you $100 that she's a psycho.
hmmm…not much of a surprise….jessica always looks pissy
I have never understood why Jessica Biel is famous. She has a great body but her face is horrible. It looks even worse with that permanent scowl. Why is she soooo unhappy? Don't be such a-holes, JT and Biel, your fans are what makes you!
that WAS rude. it's bad enough that they have paparazzi on their asses. And then you just go ahead and snap a pic of them? Yeah girl, that WAS rude. I would have given you a pissy look myself.
honestly, they are probably just annoyed because they can't go anywhere without being bothered. although i have no doubt that jessica and justin are bitchy-er than most celebs, i think it's so foolish and childlike that they can't get from a restaurant he owns to his car without people in the restaurant wanted to stop them and taking pictures of them especially when they were already told not to.
how would you feel if a stranger walked up to you randomly in the street and just started taking pictures of you and following you everywhere you went. you'd want to call the police but for some reason people think they have the right to complain because the celebrity they are stalking doesnt want to take a picture or converse with you all of a sudden they are the biggest assholes on the planet. GET A LIFE PEOPLE.
lame. and not so lame.
Way to blow off the people that WATCH your movies and basically support your income biiaaatch.
Ahh but god bless Chase Crawford! All our pains quickly erase with his SEXIER than SEX presence!!
That was rude of the girl to take a pic like that. She is not a paparazzo. I can't believe you even put this up on your blog Perez! Disappointing but I still love you. And love JT and Jessica.
Jessica must think she is pretty hott stuff, having been on 7th heaven, aka the lamest most cheesy unrealistic show EVER.
Fame can sometimes turn people into assholes
FUck the stupid ass poster and shame on you perez for even posting it. It is not entertaining…nor is it newsworthy.
Some sucky fan got their panties twisted up because the stars who have cameras shoved in their face everywhere they go, did not want to stop and pose for pics. Screw you little girl for thinking stars must stop what they are doing in real life for you.
Every time they take a crap there is someone there waiting to invade their privacy.
I can understand celebs wanting to be left alone for whatever reason but rudeness is never acceptable. Jessica could have simply said "I wish you hadn't done that" or something similar and left it at that. Judging by her facial expressions in most photos I've seen of her she always looks mad or stuck up. What is her problem anyway? If she doesn't want to be acknowledged ~ ever ~ when she's out and about then she shouldn't have gone into acting. Treating her fans, what few she must have, like crap is not acceptable. She wouldn't be where she is without them. That girl could use some humility.
Fuck a picture! If you see a celeb, just enjoy the moment. You'll know when a picture is appropriate. Obviously they weren't there for a meet and greet. Get a clue.
Justin Timberlake is such a douche bag whereever her goes. What's he on drugs or something. Jessica looks like she has PMS or constipated. Weird. I wonder how he would feel if no one gave a shit about him anymore. His day is coming. Live and learn.
jessica biel and JT can rot in hell
What a BIITTCCHH! Sounds A LOT like her
Re: abercorey – i'd pay to watch that and i'd jump in and DP him with you!
Isn't it well known how he treats his fans already? I think I've heard similar stories before.
It IS ruuuuuude to snap a picture of someone without their permission. The paps are assholes and it's to be expected from them. Does your friend want to be in that category? Have some respect…
question is, why do people feel entitled to just take random pictures? would you like it if a stranger suddenly snapped a picture of you when you're out? just kind of weird really that you'd be offended that someone called you rude for taking their pix w/out their knowledge. I KNOW~ this comes with the "territory" of being a celeb and sure she could have been nicer about it, but still..
Re: Swimstud –
haha is that donkey punch you said?
i agree with jessica biel - that was rude. it sucks that they can't go anywhere without bodyguards and people bothering them to take pictures and such. they're just people. stop whining!
Re: Brendalove –
if you want privacy and dont want to meet and greet …stay home and eat your fucking dinner!!!!! am i right? pretty bad business to act like an ass and your bitch is acting like a bitch at your own restaurant….
Why is Jessica a bitch - because she called you rude (which you were), and because she didn't give you what you demanded, when you demanded it? Clue in that they have strangers doing this to them every minute of every day, but they really don't owe you anything beyond their art. And celebrities are sick of being used by money-grubbers who want to sell the photos. Leave them alone and mind your own business. How would you like it if you were being hounded every minute of every day? Anyway, you alredy revealed what a putz you are by suggesting that you would have stared at them while they ate their dinner, if they hadn't been taken to a private room. You are the typical, selfish American, and very low on class.
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I think you are the bitch.
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Re: disko2k – you said ""oh boo hoo. You know, JT, or any other celeb isn't a court jester who's supposed to entertain you and pander to you 24/7.""
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Um, yeah, actually thats pretty much all they are. Justins only purpose in life is to make sure I get my eight bucks worth if I buy his CD. That is his job and frankly pretty much his only reason for being.
It was rude, and you and your friends should know better. I'm sure she really is a bitch, but pointing out rude behavior doesn't make you one.
PearlJam - How about if they go out and live their lives, and you mind your own fucking business?
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Idiot.
It is one thing for the two of them to be douches to the paps, but without fans they wouldn't be famous, so they did owe them the 2 minutes it takes for a picture. And the whole "nobody move, " bit, please, If they don't want to be treated like somthing special then perhaps they shouldn't expect special treatment….!!!!!
you kids really need to just get a life. HE OWNS THE RESTAURANT!
how would you feel if a place you feel comfortable with, like your bedroom, and someone started taking pictures of you and wouldnt let you feel safe…
Oh and to all of you saying that the girls were rude…it was EXTREAMLY rude to have your body guards come out and demand everybody in a bar clear out of the way to make a clear space for those two douche-bags to walk out. I believe that every customer int here has a right to walk wherever they want. So since those two were inconvieniencing everybody in the entire bar with their rudness that Jessica Biel chick has NO reason to open her mishapen mouth.
Re: Spindoc – Well said.
Jessica Beil has never appealed to me. NOTE TO CELEBS: Other people need to go on living even if YOU are in the same room. All that "clear a path" BS is hilarious. Why don't you clear a path for ME, jt and jessica bitch?
JESSICA BIEL IS AN AVERAGE LOOKING GIRL AND AVERAGE ACTRESS: ie. she's not really all that great and she won't last with Justin, either. Even Justin isn't all that good looking, although I think he is talented. I can't stand hearing things like this, about celebrities treating ordinary folk and fans like shit, it's just pathetic attention-seeking. I experienced a similar situation with 50 Cent when he performed at the Reading festival a few year ago. He arrived backstage and we were all told to "clear the area" while his entourage walked into the artist catering marquee. I wasn't allowed to go to the VIP restrooms while he "walked past", so I bravely taunted him and his attention-seeking crew. I felt so good when he go pelted with bottles go badly that he had to stop and was only onstage for 15 minutes. Act like a cunt and eventually you get treated like a cunt. Justin and Jessica be warned!
I think Jessica is a CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I guess her cuntiness is rubbed off on Justin, it's too bad, I used to love him.
that's the fuckin breaks of being a celebrity…if they don't like it they should go work at mcdonald's or something…what a cunt. im sure she's all pissy in her pants since her career is in the toilet. wahhhh.
this girl clearly just wants attention and she wants to be able to tell all her friends how she met all these celebrities and hung out at all the same places on her trip to NY. pathetic.
southern comfort is a hole in the wall bbq joint that anyone can get into. she went there because she knew its fashion week and shed be able to take pictures of celebrities and say she hung out with them all night.
i personally am not a fan of jessica biel or her infamous scowl or jt's douchey ways, BUT they have to right to go out and be left alone. I probably wouldve smacked that bitch that took my picture. all she said was that's ruuuuude.
what is this girl 5 years old? GET OVER ITTTT!
If they don't want to be bothered in public why don't they go out wearing paper (or plastic) bags over their heads - they won't get recognized and people will leave them alone.
fuck em both!
she's not a bitch! she's just tired of hoes and whores throwing their crotches at her man. they arent pap whores, that should be a good thing. jess is a pisces and loves her privacy. aquarius feels safe around a pisces women becuase of that. that's why he broke up with cameron diaz because she wanted to flaut him around and get knocked up by him.i love them together and this is it. believe me.
sparkys nemesis [14] says: "Never fails to amaze me. These people (JT & pal) desire f-a-m-e and then when they get it, they spend their time trying to be anonymous or ducking the very people who put 'em at the top.
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Just because someone has talent and chooses to be a performer, does not mean they are doing it for the fame. People did not put them "at the top" as you say; they earned their place at the top, based on their art. Their fame was not acquired by agreeing to submit to your demanding personal access to them, so your argument is kind of lame.
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Re: abercorey – you are too much! lol but that is true…bitch can't act to save her life!