Posh Doesn't, But She Wants U To Eat!
Filed under: Anglophilia > Victoria Beckham
Most celebs these days are trying to branch out into different fields. If it's not a clothing line, then it's perfume, or restaurants.
As for Victoria Beckham, she's already tried the clothing line, and that wasn't exactly a smash hit.
She also has her own perfume, and we doubt anyone wears it.
Now, she's trying her hand at the restaurant biz!
Posh is partnering up with celeb chef Gordon Ramsay to open up a restaurant in LA.
Yea, because Posh eats so much you just think of food when you look at her!
The menu for the location will be traditional English food, with fish and chips, mash, and bangers.
We might try it out, but only cuz we like English food, not cause VB's name will be on it!
[Image via AP Images.]
Posted: September 11, 2008 at 7:16 pm
hair… hmmm
Eww are you serious? English food is gross, y'all. When I lived there I survived on Pret a Manger. Pret all the way!
I will go only if David is on the menu for dessert!! Yummmm
at least shes not fat
FUCK HER!
Why is Beckham tapping that ass?!
Nasty!!
why would she put her name on something she doesn't eat?
And Skelator really knows so much about English dishes?
A friend was at a meal in her company and surprise, surprise, she didn't eat a thing.
btw, Victoria if you or your PR are reading this you look a bit fat in the photo.
If you come to the UK, don't eat Pret a Manger - it's crap.
keep up the good work Perez!
Mash and bangers are……?
ahahah
This is stupid. Her and Becks are losing popularity, and she was never as popular here in the U.S. in the first place. I work at the Home Depot Center where Becks plays soccer and he is an uber diva.
IS IT A DIET FOOD RESTAURANT?
Am I the only one who thinks this bitch is fucking ugly??? Im sure becks could do a million times better than her… too bad he would loose half of his money and more if he did… But this bitch is fucking repulsing…
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hot damn. i used to hate her till i watched an episode of her moving to america show….she is funny as fuck.
and i remember being that skinny. 95lbs at age 28. and ate a ton of crap all day. it doesn't last….she gots to be hitting the crack pipe or SOMETHING.
heck, i'd go. just to spit on ramsey.
Only way ANYONE should eat at her restaurant is if she herself gains some weight. I honestly like VB so far as a celebrities go, she's got a wicked sense of style & humor - but every time I see her I have this deep desire to feed her - anyone else want to sit her down & feed her as well?!!
SOMEBODY GET THAT CRACKHEAD A SANDWICH!
This has probably been said before, but she totally has Halle Berry's old hairstyle.
She's a fugly orange whore….. quit posting about her dumb ass already!!!
perez i remember you saying you don't like english food…..you kiss up!
Holy ORANGE!
and to think that bod popped out THREE babies. she is definitely on something to stay like that….
She looks suspiciously like an orange with a head on it!
she certainly is NOT eating fish and chips –
GOOD for her
Posh eats just like any other naturally thin person (portions) & she saw a need for UK English food here 
She certainly pick a dream partner/chef using Ramsay 
I hope she teams up with Marc Jacobs to do a collaberation designer bag like Louis Vuitton did with MJ
i seriously think she might better advertise sth like a toothbrush; "for a majah puke".
She looks sensational with her new hairdo. Just watch it, in a few weeks you'll see all the copycats with the same style. She is a trend setter. I wish she would smile though, she looks like condoleeza rice with her devil face. A gentle smile would make her look 100% better. Smile Victoria !
OMG ! I hate her so much ! Why is she famous ?? She does nothing at all in her life . Spice are over Vicky , face it !
Now she doesn't know what else to do to reach fame , she never smiles and she's not even pretty .
She moves from GB to Spain to LA only looking for fame ; But here's the truth , she doesn't worth it . Victoria = Bitch .
She was saying she hated GB and Spain just because they don't recognise ” her talent” — what means ; They are not stupid and British and Spanish people got some good stuff in their brains
David's a good man , I don't even know how can he be with her .
You LIKE English food? Bangers and mash, fish and chips, and mushy peas? They boil vegetables for HOURS. Eeeeewwwwwww! Yukkkkkkkkkkkkkk!
Okay I'm betting on a pattern: clothes that only people in her financial status can afford, a perfume that only people in her financial status can afford, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say, a restaurant that only people in her financial status can afford. I say just give it up and she needs to do what she only knows how to do: be a trophy wife, look sickly skinny, be a "fashion icon"(which I beg to differ), etc, etc.
Talk about copying Eva…
Don't do it, Perez. You've worked so hard to take off the weight.
She needs to at least make the color of her face and body match. The oompa loompas would do that much.
STOP HATING ON HER PEREZ, YOU WISH YOU HAD HER LIFE!!
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It will only work if there are "thin" portions available on the menu.
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For example an order of fish n chips in a thin portion would have 3 chips and one thin piece of fish served on fine English china with nice silverware to cut the portion into smaller and smaller pieces that you push around the plate pretending to eat. Now that's Posh!
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bobble head..
Look at her emaciated upper body. Sad and disgusting. Who the fuck thinks that's attractive. Why is she starving herself? Is it because her husband is a whore and she is trying to compete for his love and attention? We know its not for her career, cuz she doesnt have one.
since she has money she needs to do the whole "will work for food" thing….. i think it'll work for her
English food? They're not exactly known for delicious food….just another failed attempt for Vics to get richer
She totally IS doing it b/c of Eva's Beso….Geez, what's next? Joining a Broadway play like Katie?
I love her as a style icon. Love what she and Rhianna did with the wedge haircut. But this haircut was done already by Halle Berry back in early 2000. But she is still gorgeous!! I just don't see the reason behind the restaurant scene. I don't think of food when I think of Victoria.
Posh should not try to do the nude lip. She looks like a cadaver. Or one of those dummies that you practice CPR on.
she's the new POTATO HEAD…wtf is with her face being 3 shades lighter than her body?
is it me or does it look like her head was photoshopped onto this body!
You're lying. Nobody likes Brit food.
Victoria is a pretty lady, but I don't think she's fully reached her pretty capacity. If I had an ounce of say in her life, I'd recommend she lose the tan, grow the hair out, and most importantly, smile. It's been said she doesn't like her smile and this is why she always has a seriousness about her, but is this how she wants to be remembered? Smile, Vickaroo. And come back to reality with the rest of us Earth dwellers.
I'm sure the main entre will be 2 crackers and a glass of water - 12 bucks.
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UGG Im so over hearing about "posh spice". She is so frozen and annoying. She creeps me the F out. She was way better back in the day when she was more "real" Im just wondering what the hell happened???
Yeah how about she not be a stuck up piggish prick and stop catering only to the ridiculously elite. OMG but that would be so beneath her, and heaven knows, image is everything when you fucking posh spice.
Eat shit and die, kthxbi.
WTF…WHEN DID LIZA MINNELLI AND HOWARD STERN HAVE A CHILD?
SHE HAS LIZA'SHAIR SYTLE AND HOWARDS PENCIL SHAPED BODY.
IF SHE HAS TO STAY THAT THIN TO KEEP DAVID,I DON'T BLAME HER CAUSE DAVID IS SEXY AS HELL."CARE FOR A BONE OR TWO ANYONE"?
Re: cokeydavina – FOR GODS SAKE DON'T TELL HER SHE LOOKS FAT,SHE'S 50LBS. ALREADY,DO YOU WANT HER TO DROP TO 25LBS. ?
Re: idaknow –
I love your dachshund!
Does anyone remember Model Cafe?
btw- her head is way too big for her body
Poor Vickie, she will try every venture under the sun to find some success that will keep her busy while spending David's dough…
You have enough money, Victoria!!!! Restaurants are one of the largest businesses in the US — like you need more cash you greedy bi*ch!!!!!!
her arms look like churros
i though english food was the nastiest according to some ppl?
She looks hot with her new hair
"hawt"??? NOT!!!
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hate herrrrrrrrrrrrr wots the point of opening up a restuirant wen she dont eat herself
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OH MY THINSPIRATION!
sick.
No thank you… I think I'll pass