Remember Her???

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'80s poptart Samantha Fox is attempting a comeback - at least she is in Eastern Europe!

Click here to watch her HOrrific performance on a Greek television show of her blah new single.

She should have stayed retired!

    Posted: Sep 11, 2008 at 5:58 pm / Email this  »

    90 comments to “Remember Her???”



    1. 1

      nice as ice. bomchickawahwah?



    2. 2

      Oh bless her. Chingford's finest.



    3. 3

      That's really weird.



    4. 4

      midnight perspiration. I remember her. She was cheesy then still the same.



    5. 5

      YUCK, i thought she was a slut then, and now i think shes an old slut now, go back into retirement



    6. 6

      its actually really catchy



    7. 7

      She was a total POA back in the day!



    8. 8

      Hideous!



    9. 9

      Greece isn't Eastern Europe, Perez. Geez! Get an edumacation!



    10. 10

      Not bad, I kinda liked her back then… Naughty Girls, Need Love Too! :D



    11. 11

      You are calling my country Eastern Europe?And i like you Perry.Boooooo.

    12. mb00 says – reply to this


      12

      How. Em. Barra. Ssing!!! Didn't hate the song though. It's kinda catchy, but tacky non the less…but what else can we expect from the GREAT Samantha Fox.



    13. 13

      O-M-G



    14. 14

      Bring it, bitch! But if she really wants to jump-start her comeback she needs to do a duet with AZIS, Bulgaria's tranny pop star!!!



    15. 15

      …she was horrible in 1976…



    16. 16

      Um…who?

    17. june says – reply to this


      17

      we actually don´t call greece eastern europe.



    18. 18

      ick.. lipsynch much?



    19. 19

      ugghhh…what an embarrasment!



    20. 20

      Awww. Come on, Perez. Give the naughty girl some love.



    21. 21

      Love it! Samantha Fox has always been a hottie and her music is really catchy.



    22. 22

      Is she the one who use to sing "I Wanna Have Some Fun?". I loved that song.



    23. 23

      MORE AZIS!



    24. 24

      I think that Beetlejuice like character behind her has a better shot at fame.



    25. 25

      ….i wanna have some fun……..



    26. 26

      OMG….thats the funniest shit ever,….. that bitch looks like shit now… like one of those not so hot Milfs from a middle class suburb.



    27. 27

      ooh… that was bad. we have Antena (the channel it's featured on) at our house and they normally put some amatuers on the show… figures



    28. 28

      she looks like a man in drag… big time!!!



    29. 29

      wow….i used to have such a mad on for her back in my highschool days…i think i still have my old '86 era life-sized poster somewhere…cant believe shes lipsyncing this euro trash syntho pop though - she needs to rock to have a 'come back'. she looks a bit thin also, but still good considering shes got to be close to 50!



    30. 30

      OMG I do remember her. She was a Page three girl one time!!!!



    31. 31

      Greece is in eastern europe my ass! It's like saying California is in the Midwest……
      Love the song - it's really catchy. I've always liked her music!!!
      Sam Fox is also gay (so we should support her). She's been living with her Manager/Partner for years now!!!!



    32. 32

      man, she can't think that doing this is better than getting a real job?



    33. 33

      naughty girls need love too perez!



    34. 34

      WOW…THAT WAS BAD…SHE DOES LOOK GOOD …BUT SHES STILL LIPSYNCING…SHE DID A SHOW BACK IN THE 80'S AND MILLI VANILLI STYLE…THE RECORD SKIPPED…FUCKING IDIOT ….BUT HEY ..I GUESS THE GIRL NEEDS SOME MONEY EH…AND SINCE WE HAVE ALREADY SEEN HER BITS AND PIECES IN THE 80'S…WHAT ELSE CAN SHE DO…………GO DAN..WIN BIG BROTHER….



    35. 35

      My my, time hasnt been too kind on her. I used to have such a huge crush for her as a kid.



    36. 36

      LMaooo BEFORE I EVEN STARTED THE VIDEO I KNEW SHE WAS LIPSINGING.

      i knew it.

      shes old ew.

      im 15 so she is old period.
      =)



    37. 37

      This shit is Horrible!!!



    38. 38

      This is all you need to know:
      you tube (dot) com /watch?v=fv0LQVK_lhA
      Samantha Fox + Gunther =
      Champagne, Glamour, Sex and Respect!



    39. 39

      Blech….is she a man???



    40. 40

      ok…..something positive…she has great legs. However she looks like a tranni….and why is the key board player hiding his face? never mind!



    41. 41

      She's better than Jessica Simpson.



    42. 42

      Re: cartman
      Hey Cartman, you are so right. Please go visit and learn about Gunther and the Sunshine Girls. Gunther is from Sweden and has a remake of "Touch Me" featuring Sam Fox.

      On to the main course…this shit is hilarious. The lyrics are….so weak. The beat itself isn't horrid, but the lyrics are so bad that you would have to not know English at all to like this song. LOL. Sam looks good, I think the vid is just grainy.



    43. 43

      You go Sam!!! You know she is "one of us" Perez? From my understanding her record company is planning a proper video with worldwide distribution. She has been quite busy touring Eastern Europe as well as Poland and Greece…playing to thousands of excited fans. Got to go where the money is calling you I guess.



    44. 44

      Dammitt Perez!! Now I've got this song (and image) stuck in my head!! This looks like your aunt Patty having one too many martinis at the family reunion then getting up and dancing with the band…. eeeek!!!!



    45. 45

      This song and her dancing, etc..are perfect for the Greek or Turkish crowd…they still love the Europop and that type of dancing.
      So she did great considering the venue.
      That type of music is not popular here in the USA for the most part.



    46. 46

      omgggg i actually like the songgggg



    47. 47

      what's with the old perv in the background? he made me lol



    48. 48

      Wow…she's a horrible at lip syncing. At on point she actually moves the mic OVER her head while she's still "singing". And what is with the childish twirling. ….Gag. No Idea who she is, but if I did'nt see her DO the song, I'd have liked it. I agree it's catchy.



    49. 49

      I like her!



    50. 50

      I'll take her 36DD's compared to your 42EE bitch tits any day Perez!!



    51. 51

      oh my god.
      my ears just started to bleed



    52. 52

      ?



    53. 53

      What? She looks like a total tranny… remember, naughty girls need love too!



    54. 54

      Um. Looks like a grandma in a short skirt. Put some pants on, Grans.
      Regards,
      Oscar



    55. 55

      She looks and sounds fantastic, but she should pair with Timbaland,or Diddy. Track is lacking!



    56. 56

      ONCE A HO…ALWAYS A HO!!!!



    57. 57

      That is too bad for words but pretty hilarious.



    58. 58

      Well, since her TARGET AUDIENCE changed from MEN to WOMEN… This HETERO guy DOES NOT like her!

    59. I.Z. says – reply to this


      59

      Perez, your arrogance is so annoying it's not even funny. Greece is NOT in Eastern Europe, that's called South Europe. Ever tried to google if you are not quite sure about your knowledge of geography???



    60. 60

      But is this song really any worse than some of the fucking shite you put on here and say is good Perez? You're an idiot, I would like to see you do better.



    61. 61

      You should freshen up on your geography Perez :/



    62. 62

      touch me was a classic!samantha fox was as popular as madonna back then in the 80s..

    63. tinky says – reply to this


      63

      erm perez greece isn't in eastern europe and plus that show was like in february or so… not getting many updates are we perez?



    64. 64

      I'm guessin' her Midnight Baby got the hell outta Dodge about 9 o'clock.
      :lx



    65. 65

      Why are you all getting mad at Perez for stating that Greece is in Eastern Europe? He doesn't write these articles, and he doesn't even read them when he steals them from other websites. He simply rushes through various sites on the internet, and when he sees a name that people would recognize, he does a quick copy and paste, and then he's off to the park to sniff the assholes of the dogs who go for a dump there.



    66. 66

      Don't laugh. It's not that far from the reality. On his profile at M_anhu_nt, Perez listed his sexual turn-ons as:
      :l
      nipple play
      bondage
      bestiality
      pig play (peeing and pooping on each other)
      rimming (licking the ring of the anus for sexual gratification)
      :l
      In fact, I personally believe that the a.s.p.c.a. should be removing any pets that are in the care of someone who has publically stated that they are sexually aroused by bestiality.
      :l

    67. Paty says – reply to this


      67

      I just puke my lunch.



    68. 68

      embarrassingly bad



    69. 69

      TOUCH ME
      I WANNA FEEL YOUR BODY
      YOUR BODY NEXT TO MINE
      TOUCH ME!
      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    70. D-Bag says – reply to this


      70

      Hey leave the "Naughty Girl" alone, she did better than Jessica Simpson on GMA!



    71. 71

      LOL, She's really awful at lipsynching. And, wow, I didn't know Michael Moore played guitar!

      But, I do kind of like this song a wee bit.



    72. 72

      She's gorgerous



    73. 73

      She has the same hairstyle she did in 1987!



    74. 74

      Come on Perez!! she still sounds fine, Her voice sounds just like before,OK, she needs so badly a new hairdresser and new wardrobe. But I like the song. Hey! if Jessica Simpson is still singing ,Samantha can sing too!!.



    75. 75

      Sam Fox…total 80ies icon….in Europe than.
      hahahah *sing along* TOUCH ME TOUCH ME, I WANNA FEEL YOUR BODY….lolz
      Sam…ur a hundred years old, please don't come back



    76. 76

      Re: —-Beam–Me–Up–Snottie—-
      hahahaha loving your avatar of our 'digging for gold' crown prince LOLZ



    77. 77

      She's better than Shite-ney and a bunch of teeny chipmunk celebuwanks..

      A lot better and that's saying a lot.. even at 50 something she can rock!



    78. 78

      Sure- come back!



    79. 79

      What are the guitars for?

      It smells.



    80. 80

      Perez, i love you but greece is actually Southern Europe, not Eastern. That's a bit offensive towards me since I'm Greek.



    81. 81

      People in other countries will probably eat this up though and love it. They always take our has been and leftover acts.



    82. 82

      What is that dancing. Is she taking an aerobic's class and doing the march-in-place warm up, or what?



    83. 83

      Oh My.



    84. 84

      this is one of those things where nothing went right. nothing at all.
      poor girl.



    85. 85

      Lipsynching is so sweet.. So is that dancing… She is well on her way to selling millions….



    86. 86

      Re: BeLikeMike – ahaha… no kidding. This song is horrendous… but then, it sounds like Madonna's new crap. Madge, Madge, Madge, keep to your old ways– MUCH better.



    87. 87

      Hmm.. I like the song. Perez, you so jealous, U wish you had a vajayjay.



    88. 88

      OMG!!! It is so funny this was posted because I found it on youtube a few months ago when I was on a 80's high, which consists of looking up Stacey Q, Tiffany (who has embraced her Hag status and has been good to the butt boys), and Sam Fox. Her performance on this talk show is worse than Britney's "Gimme More" performance circa 2007 VMAs, but being the Eurotrash I am; I really like the song. It is a shame though how her tits make her legs look so skinny, and now she looks misproportioned.

    89. BJT says – reply to this


      89

      She is a great live performer and a thousand times better then jessica simpson i wish she would retire her voice is hidious and she tries to hard and looks stupid bring Samantha Back to pop i like her a lot she is beautiful still after all these years and she has a awsome voice.



    90. 90

      Well, Samantha still has a great voice. She should work more on her image and projection. Oh, and her dancing steps too!