B-Racking SNL!

Saturday Night Live is pulling out the big guns for its season premiere this weekend!
In addition to golden boy Michael Phelps, the show will also feature Barack Obama!!!
Dayum!
An Obama spokesperson said, "The details of the sketch are still being worked out."
Set your DVR's, y'all!
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Hmmmm…will they have a sketch about HUGE EARS….Obama and Phelps…all they need now is Prince Charles….ROTF!
Is he in the janitor bit?
YAHHHHH! obama 08!
i love Obama!
Good to see the American Humane Association is working hard to get him gigs!
me love him long time!!!
LatinaDaddy, don't forget to trim the hedge.
Re: obamaorDIE – Then get a room.
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i'll be looking forward to that
Re: Andy27 – Fox news had a post about Palin dolls and other crap you buy themed around her.
Barack is a celebrity !!!
biased much? are you being paid by the DNC?
Obama 08 baby!!!!!!!!! Go SNL!!!
Keep doing interviews McCain & Palin….keep doing interviews. Muaaahahaha!!
I don't think Barak will win because Americans are too stupid to learn their lesson. I hope they put their issues aside and make the right choice this time. Four more years of Bush lite and the milf would be terrible indeed.
…I keep asking myself "Where Do I Go From Here" when it comes to the outcome of this election.
But again americans are so prejudiced they would vote stalin in office before they ever elect a black man. lol
Why do so many, actually the vast majority, of Blacks still fail to realize how badly they have been brainwashed by the deomocratic party for the last 60 years? It was the republican party who fought to free you under Lincoln. It was his opponent, a democrat, who very much wanted to keep you enslaved. Hundreds and hundreds of thousand men were brutally and painfully killed on the battlefied during the Civil War for your freedom; all under the direction of Lincoln who felt very strongly slavery was very evil. Why do you people continually buy into this democratic ideology? It is the republicans who are the most staunch defenders of the constitution and equal rights. The dems just want to continuously hold you back and twist around your rights with affirmative action, redistribution of wealth, welfare, etc. Can't you see the obvious?
living next door to Russia certainly does NOT make her an expert! I live next door to a Michelin 5-star restaurant, does that mean I can cook? I live next door to seniors, so I’m qualified to run the AARP? We don’t get knowledge and information through osmosis…and I’m not even pointing out that she lives next to the wrong end of Russia…you know..the deserted end? The non-lethal end? OK I guess I am pointing it out! She’s a phony. Notice when she went back to Alaska she completely changed her speech…no mention of the bridge to nowhere. That’s because they know she was for it, and she can’t fool them like the rest of the sheep in the lower 48. I’ll end with this…what’s the difference between Alaska and Russia? One is a vast, cold northern land with abundant natural resources led by an egomaniacal war-mongering nut…and the other is led by a guy who speaks Russian! Oh wait…maybe there is no difference?
can't wait!
he will fuk up ..coz ..he never doez live
without
studdering hmmmmmmmmm..awwwwwwwww what…???huh????
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I luv SNL
MAD TV IZ BETTER…
Re: obamaorDIE –
I'll help dig your hole.
Re: Andy27 – Yes Andy that is beautiful. Great one.
Why are we not broadcasting Barack Obama's big slip up on This Week with George Stephanopolous? When talking about his "faith" he said "My muslim faith"!!
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The only people talking about it is the Washington Times!
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This is a huge mistake he's made because he is covering up his Islamic beliefs and lying to the American people. We do not need a Muslim in the white house!
Re: Ms. Sugar Walls –
You're a douche
Re: Genghis Khan – get out of here! What white people forget to realize is that everybody has been going through bullshit for 8 years. At the end of the day GEORGE bush has the final say so. He make all of the decisons. WHY WOULD anyone want to go to war with RUSSIA? Are you willing to go to war with russia? Sarah Palin wants war with Russia but I DONT
I am moving to Mexico if they win because NUKES are coming our way.. MUSHROOM CLOUDS OVER NEW YORK AND LOS ANGELES FOLKS!!!! WE MAY WIN AGAINST RUSSIA.. BUT WE WILL TAKE HEAVY, HEAVY CASUALTIES!!!! WHY SHOULD WE GO TO WAR JUST BECUASE JOHN MCCRACKCOCAIN THINKS HE IS A GEORGIAN…. I'M AN AMERICAN NOT A GEORGIAN!!! but I don't think the Russians have anything against Mexico so I am moving there.
ELECT OBAMA/BIDEN 08 OR WE CAN KISS AMERICA GOODBYE!!!
And then racists are out in full for on perezhilton thus proving my point. I will say this, racism is a MENTAL ILLNESS… Which means that most americans are mentally ill. They have a hard time separating fiction from reality, are easily spun by the media (and therefore easily brainwashed).
Eventually people get what they deserve. Which is why I hope mccain wins.
Re: Ms. Sugar Walls – your posts are great.
Re: Kareem Awheet – McCain and Palin would have us:
1) continue losing a 100 year war in Iraq
2) continue the war in Afghanistan
3) Invade Pakistan
4) Begin a War against Iran
5) Begin a War against Russia over Georgia
6) Begin a War against Russia over Ukraine
While we are so overly occupied with all those unimportant wars. wouldn’t be an excellent time for China to invade Taiwan?
Where will we get the soldiers and the money to fight all these wars? What will this do to destroy our economy and a generation of young men and women? Won’t this destroy the USA in so many ways and for no beneficial purpose in the USA’s interest? Wouldn’t this be WW3?
McCain and Palin are a danger to the USA and to the world, and maybe to the continued existece of humanity or at least society, and the high standards of living as we know it.
I WILL DEFFINETLY WATCH THAT!
Woo-Hoo! More votes for MCCAIN/PALIN!
Re: State ziti – ISN'T SNL LIVE AND ON SATURDAYS!
This country deserves better than a fake politician dressed up to be an American Idol. McCain should be made tp pay dearly for making a mockery out of this election. Hard working people are suffering, the world is in chaos, and he has turned this process into a media circus. If the American public cannot see through these lies and tricks then the fate of this country will be dark indeed. The Bush nightmare will continue and worse
Re: Andy27 – FUCK YOUR STUPID!
McCain/Palin sure want the United States to engage in many wars. They are going to have to reinstitute the draft. After all, we don’t even have enough soldiers now.
hope he works on that stuttering before the show…
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otherwise bad ratings for snl and the campaign
Re: LettyB – with that comment, without a comma, you are stupid..my friend
The party of lincoln has changed over the past century. The new republicans are against america. But somehow they've convinced the world that they're the real patriots. I don't know why the south is even part of America. They shouldn't be allowed to vote and should be treated like the traitors they are. if you notice, the south is predominately republican. This is the part of the country that tried to end the union, got its own flag, and for decades were excluded from congress and other political offices because the U.S. government confederate states were traitors. They continued to go against the government well into the 1960s, resisting the civil rights movement and human rights, and again, fighting fbi agents and marshalls even killing a few because they were evil. The south is not a part of America. Never have been, never will be.
How much credibility does Sarah Palin have? Even less so now that she is speaking on foreign policy issues about which she has zero experience, and therefore no credibility.
And where do her new-found positions descend from? Three weeks ago, she wouldn’t have any reason to suggest military action against Russia, or to move for the admission of Georgia and Ukraine to NATO. But miracle of miracles, and lo and behold!
Does a Vice Presidential candidate get divine inspiration following her nomination, or does a senior McCain aide whisper in her ear the positions she is supposed to propound and espouse?
Sarah Palin is an empty vessel
"Maybe Ms. Suga Walls could make a cameo…and Obama could ignore her. Like all black men do to black women. Suga Walls maybe you should get some blond white girl hair and hate your father. Then the bruthas will be all over ya. " — state zeti
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Dude you're just mad that white women won't date you now that they can get some big black dick. Poor guy.
Re: Ms. Sugar Walls – Not quite Ms. Sugar Ass. We will kiss you goodbye when McCain wins. Yessssssss!!
I'm bad.
My bitch my ho , my ho ,, my bitch
I the mofo king around diz place
Republicans = anti american. They are backwards and don't believe in progress. It's a real shame.
On the anniversary of 9-11-2001
Now that is good Advertising!
Re: Ms. McGillicutty – If i were a Muslim I'd vote against B. He says that remarks about him being Muslim are "hurtful" and "hateful."
WTF? I dont believe in any kind of stupid fairy tale mumbo jumbo god - but wtf? I started voting republican when I realized how many lazy people are getting disability and when i saw that 1200 is taken from my checks MONTHLY to help them buy weed for pretending all their children have ADHD. But then I stopped voting when I received Jury Duty. I just write back and tell them I wear diapers. Yeah.
Re: LettyB – Hi baby, you precious thing, you.
When asked about the conflict between Georgia and Russia she incorrectly stated that Russia initiated the attacks. When
Gibson questioned her about the validity of this statement, she
stood by it. Was she merely lying or just ignorant of the facts?
Either way, she’s Bush’s ideological clone. This woman is a threat to America and the world!!!
Re: State ziti – I dont know if I should like you. But I do.
Ms Sugar wells, don't cast pearls before swine. The people in this thread proves the point, that whites vote for republicans because they are RACIST and feel that republicans will prevent minorities from having progress in America. Again, Racism is a mental illness and should be treated as such. So it is pointless to reason with them about mccain/bush/and the right wing extremists who have hijacked the republican/conservative base.
their elections are fueled by racist nutjobs. Again, the new republican HATES america. They hate the constitution, they hate freedom, the love war , of course, leaving Iraq would be symbolically castrating the white male and the image of "power" he believes he has in the world.
Re: Ms. Sugar Walls –
This is what your post read…. blah, blah, blah….blah…. blah… blah…blah…
blah… blah….blah….blah…..blah…..blah…blah…..
Cant stand Obama. Did everyone take notice during the 9/11 memorial when it was time for the roses, he threw his and John and Cindy laid theirs down. It was like he was saying screw it.
Re: kitten poo –
Do you get claustrophobic having your head up your ass?
So this breath of fresh air is aligned directly with the Bush/McCain policies of the last 8 years, she raised spending and taxes in her state, took more per capita federal money than any other state in the union, was for the bridge to no where before she was against it, and still kept the money, and shook down her state tax payers for $17,000 in per diem money for the 312 days she stayed at home in her first 18 months as governor.
Re: Ms. Sugar Walls – "we don't get knowledge through osmosis"……. HA HA HAAAAAAAA !!!! ROFLMAO !!!!!!!! no shit man……..
Re: Ms. Sugar Walls – THAT WAS YESTERDAY RETARD, back of the short bus for you!
bad move on SNL's part.
Re: Ms. Sugar Walls – ahhhhhhhhhh i almost liked you til you pulled the whole "what YOU white people don't realize…………"…… you almost had me at hello…. now not so much. leave the race card in your car during work hours please
Re: kitten poo – I agree. with you. I guess that is why a lot of black people, don't visit this site, and that is a shame. This site should be universial. I think that these posters are young. If they are not young, they are very immature. Obviously they don't have care in their cold hearts, about the men that are dying overseas. It is all about them. Crazy! If one of their family members had to go overseas and fight, and end up leaving this earth, they would understand what we are talking about. When a man is talking about not going to war, but making peace. ESPECIALLY if he is a black man, they can't stand that, Because JM didn't think of it first. Sarah, already stated that we may have to go to war with RUSSIA, WHY? DRAFT!!???!
Still won't watch it. SNL sucks and it has for many years now.
I am ape shit for that man.
Re: Genghis Khan – HEY GENGHIS, I WATCH A BIOPIC ON YOU THIS PAST WEEKEND! VERY INTERESTING, YOU WERE A GREAT MAN!
Re: hottie – shit, you must didn't read the comment above mine. It said: what black people fail to realize is?
so what make it ok for a white person to say it, but I can't? ARE you saying that you are better than me? because you are not.
VOTE FOR RON PAUL
Re: Ms. Sugar Walls – WHICH COMMENT WERE YOU REFERING TO! FUCK, YOUR STUPID! OH! SORRY, THAT WAS MEANT FOR YOU! ALL THE COMMAS CORRECT ENOUGH FOR YOU, FUCKTARD!
Re: hottie – I apologize to you. I was just stating a fact!
Boogie Fever
Boogie Down
Let's get on down
Let's get on down
I'm so gay, I love myself.
War with Russia? Is she asking for a “nucular” holocaust? I guess her platform is to is to stick by her religious beliefs and now force armageddon. Ladies and Gentelmen, introducing the antichrist!!!
Re: State ziti – Please do. I would love to see you get your racist ass kicked on live tv.
From Anchorage- Every Alaskan Gov. since the end of the Cold War has had trade missions to Russia and Asian Pacific Rim countries. Palin has not. Nor has she exhibited any interest in interfacing with Alaska’s neighbors save for Canada or rather a Canadian Corporation- Trans Canada. She’s not who I want a heart beat away from being President. Moreover, her parroting of John McCain’s foreign policy reminds me how much I don’t want him as Commander in Chief.
Re: tab1969 – Are you fucking kidding me?! What about the people that actually lost loves ones in the attack that threw their rose in….are they saying fuck it too? Ridiculous.
Re: LettyB –
I've come to realize your avatar is truly and picture of you.
He can play Alfred E. Newman. He's a dope.
It is a very good move on his part ala Clinton. What probably would be even funnier if Sarah Palin and Tina Fey appeared on the same show, but we know that would never happen. Sarah Palin does strike me as a funny person, a scary one … just not funny.
War! War! War! Just like Bush. You go girl…all the way back to Alaska!
Re: Ms. Sugar Walls – Zero experience? Whaaaat? She is the Governor of Alaska, which means she is the executive and head for the entire state. Most states have several senators. Obama is one of them for Ill. He has done next to nothing and made no important decisions for his state. Where do you people get this info? Do you just automatically buy into it because some talking head or your grandma said she doesn't have experience? Well, she most certainly does. She has been the Chief Executive Officer for Alaska for over two years. She has made many important and successful decisions regarding her state's running, and has an approval rating of over 80%. She is praised by the people of Alaska as being a very bright, sharp politician who is also very shrud and gets the job done. Obama….Well, not much. He is just an Ill senator for only two years who really hasn't done anything. It is an established fact he is an absentee voter, and hasn't made one single important executive decison…EVER…..
Re: Ms. Sugar Walls – don't put words in peoples mouths…. no one said they were better. we can all have our opinions, but i think that we need to continue to move FORWARD and when people play the race card (white, black, yellow etc.) it just makes it look like 1950 again. its absolutely ridiculous in this day and age to do that.
If the people of this country are stupid enough to elect this woman as Vice President, versus voting for Joe Biden, who has a proven positive foreign policy record, then they get exactly what they deserve. More dead children, more terror, more fear, less money, less freedom and not a future worth looking forward to
Nice! Obama is young, and with "it." Voting for John McCain is like voting for your racist, old grandfather.
Update on the facebook tallies: # of supporters for Barack is somewhere around 1,763,000… McCain: 323,000. !!!
Re: hottie – SUGAR: apology accepted !! it's easy to get worked up on this site !!! believe me………….
Re: LettyB – LettyB, you rock.
Most americans don’t think. They react. Forget about brains. McCain is a low academic achiever and so is Palin who went to 5 schools in 6 years. They are warriors and americans love it and can relate to their stupidity.
Re: hollyholly8 – That is very nice to know.
@ GK
and governing a town of seven thousand, is nothing compared to running the united states
Re: Kareem Awheet – AND IF IT IS, WHAT OF IT! YOU LIKE!!!
Re: _Alice_ – THANKS GIRL! YOU DO TOO!
Wow. I feel like watching a toddler with a gun in hand toddering along. If we elect McCain/Palin this time, we would have deserved them for all of the disasters you can already envisage as we deserve Bush. We elected him twice, remember?
Also, I am glad Obama is focusing on doing a comedy sketch instead of how he "plans" on running this country.
he should do SNL in November..I am SURE he will have tons of free time!
McCain/Palin are gonna win!!!
How sad, he's their second choice after Hillary.
Nice! Obama the celebrity! It must drive Repubes straight up a wall that no Republican president or presidential candidate has ever reached any similar status. Democrats had Kennedy, Clinton, now Obama… What do republicans have? A bunch of uptight, unfunny racist old geezers and now a similarly cheesy, religious looney "pitbull with lipstick"! Hahahaaaa….
She doesn’t know what the Bush Doctrine is — with answers like this, she should be wearing a “Trainee” badge in the interview.
If 9/11 happened again, what would she be doing? Checking Wikipedia? Or, depending upon the advice of the guys who gave us Weapons of Mass Destruction?
Re: kitten poo –
Hello Satan is that you?? Sorry I haven't been in touch for ages but you know I've been busy 'n shit. Anyhoo, glad to see you're doing your job and spreading the hate n' shit. I loved it when you wrote about ALL the whites voting Republican, and ALL the whites being racist and loving war 'n shit. You are on fire dude!! There's nothing like a good old fashioned anti-white generalization to get folk chatting (especially the white folk - drinking their tea and eating their scones, the swines). Right oh, old chum, back to work for me. I'll call you soon for sure, your number is still 666 right? Take care, Aba Al Mohanna Khan x.
i guess Bill Clinton must have given to OK for him to do SNL yesterday during Obama's visit to Harlem…ha ha Big Daddy Bill coming to the rescue - I love Bill Clinton, but OBAMA really has no clue at all - sad he is subjecting himself to this, he will only make himself look like a bigger fool - I hope Tina Fey makes her return and Lipsticks him up ha ha
You can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska,” she said.”
Yep, and I can see the moon at night. Doesn’t mean I’m an astronaut.
This woman is a fraud.
Perfect. Keep making stupid TV appearances. Keep going on lefty, libbie, programs like SNL. Keep Michelle dancing like a moron on Ellen. Yes. Keep exposing yourselves as fame whores you are. He's not a president, he's P-Diddy. Next up, his own clothing line and purfume.
Re: State ziti – Why would you bring a banana and throw it on stage? I realy want to know this answer.
Are you 10?
Are you mentally Ill?
Are you trying to be funny?
What's your real reason? And please don't say it's because he's black, and you don't like blacks, because that mentality right there is what makes people hate people like you( And other countries hate us, and America stands still). It's not funny, it's not cute, you're not impressing anyone except Klan members ( and they're inbred, mentally diseased people), and that's immature.
Try growing up and seeing the big picture, because if the McPalins win, you're going to be the first one running to any minorities door looking for food and shelter win the nukes, and bombs come flying, smartness.
WHAT CAN POSSIBLE BE FUNNY ABOUT OBAMA? LET'S SEE…HIS EARS? HIS LIES? HIS 3 MUZLIMS NAMES? HIS MILITANT ANGRY WIFE? HIS ANTI-AMERICAN REV WRIGHT? HIS LOVE FOR NATIONAL TERRORISTS?…HIS MUZLIM FATHER? HIS INSIPID VICE PRESDIENT? WHAT?
I WAS PLANNING TO WATCH THE SHOW BECAUSE OF PHELPS, BUT OBAMA IS SOOOO OVEREXPOUSE…I'M REALLY TIRED OF HIM.
Re: lemonpie_77 – You can actually see Russia from here in Alaska!”
God help us.
Re: COCACOLA – pure racist, and your moniker name is cocacola. more dumbass
Re: JulesinSD – You're an idiot. Why would this make Obama look stupid? Anymore stupid that Palin on TV last night?? So Michelle being on Ellen (a highly rated and watched morning show) and Obama being on SNL (a highly rated and watching nighttime show) is hurting their chances at becoming president… how?? They're showing they're lighter side to the people watching the show, who are not all essentially liberal or Democrat…. and that's bad because….? Help me out here, I'm curious to see why you believe these are "stupid" TV appearances. Yet if Palin was announced to make an appearance on SNL, you people would be throwing parties in the street.
FYI–Tiny Fey is HILARIOUS and brilliant… she must return to the show as Palin and rip her a new one.