B-Racking SNL!

Saturday Night Live is pulling out the big guns for its season premiere this weekend!
In addition to golden boy Michael Phelps, the show will also feature Barack Obama!!!
Dayum!
An Obama spokesperson said, "The details of the sketch are still being worked out."
Set your DVR's, y'all!
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Re: Ms. Sugar Walls –
THERE YOU GO AGAIN..NOW YOU WILL WRITTE LONG, IDIOTIC DISTORSION OF THE TRUTH ABOUT PALIN/ MCcAIN, AND YOU WILL PRAISE OBAMA LIKE IF HE WAS JESUS. WE GOT IT. YOU WORK FOR OBAMA'S CAMPAIGN WRITTING FOR DIFFERENT BLOGS…
GOH… YOU ARE BORING!
Re: Ms. Sugar Walls – I agree with every single thing you say. Can you believe how stupid Americans are?! They want to vote for an oooollllld man, and a woman who knows nothing about being a larger government official than she really "is"…this chick went to 5 schools in 6 years! How dumb is she? Let me guess, she drank and fukked her way through school, got pregnant, and eloped because she has "such family values". Sarah FAILIN got her jobs because she SUCKED HER WAY TO THE TOP!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE SUCKED! What kind of person kills an animal for sport…especially when it's loaded with a milk sack? What kind of family values do you have when you can't control your alocoholic, pregnant 17 year old, your druggie son, and why can't she stay at home with her DS child? This is alllllllllll a big fat joke, and it's stressful as hell. Listen to the people outside of this country, people, vote for Obama, not Bush 2.0, and his dumb ass slut! At least Bidden has tons of experience, that should be your selling card. It looks very obvious that people are only voting for Mccain becauses he's white. This will be your downfall.Wheres the experience? Think outside the box! DAMN!
Re: JulesinSD – Ummm, that's smells good, what is that perfume called? Jealousy, delusion, or hate?
Re: Ms. McGillicutty – You are an idiot. Obama is not Muslim, he's never been Muslim, nor does he does not consort with terrorists. He's maintained that he's a Christian throughout the campaign and has never once said otherwise. If you believe that then you must also know that Palin's father was a Nazi party planner and threw huge bashes at the Auschwitz crematory and McCain's mom is actually Jar Jar Binks.
should be good
Re: Ms. Sugar Walls –
You call me racist because I said Obama has 3 muzlims names? Because he si friends with terrorists? Those are facts, not racism..But hey, if that make feel your black heart better, call me racist. I have no problem with that. I do not have white liberal guilt.
Blacks are the real racist in this elections. 99% of them will vote Obama becasue Obama is black, not because he is worth a penny. What do you call that? Brotherhood?
You are an idiot. A cut and paste blogger. No more, no less than that.
Re: COCACOLA – Be glad he's Muslim and not white. It's the Muslims that are hating on us, maybe he'll have a repore that will tame the wild beast….And because he's half white, maybe the whites from other European countries will listen to us, and give us a break because we're heading down doomed blvd.! Obama is an eloquent speaker, and can tame people. Mccain will have a heart attack if someone yells, he won't talk at all, or he'll die when it's time to press that Oh so important button. sarah will just kill everyone, and not know what the fukk to do next. Open your mind, and learn…You're all being soooo ignorant. You're making stupid excuses, and jokes, that's not going to save our lives.
Re: COCACOLA – Nope, she's just telling the truth, most of you all can't see because an Alien Life Form must have came down and destroyed all of you alls logical thinking minds.
Re: State ziti – wow… youre ignorant, and i feel sorry for you. i just hope that if obama does win, he turns out to be a good president.
desperate
Re: Jenisis –
Dear Jenisis, so you think because Obama's father is a muzlim and his mother is white he will be "saving our lives"? Really? I didn't know that being bi-racial was a requirement for the precidency of USA. News to me!
Barack Hussein Obama is bad for this country, not because of his race, but because his association, his backround and his "PRESENT" voting record.
You don't know who he is, nobody knows who he is. Why he had a reverend that hate America? Why his wife never felt proud of America? Why he is friend with a man that bombed the Pentagon and hate America.? Why he refuse to wear or salute salute the American flag? Coincidence or a pattern?
You ask me to be "open mind"…Are you? Are you willing to ask yourself those questions?…I don't see so…You are an Obama's girl, don't you?
Re: Andy27 – Too bad the Humane society still havent found a home for you, homo. go wash your nuts
She appears to be in over her head. Sarah Palin did indeed look like a student who had spent the entire previous night cramming for the final exam. She says she didn’t even blink when making the decision to be the Vice President and is READY to be President. Is she serious? Anyone with such little world experience who thinks they are ready to be the leader of the free world has some serious issues. I have executive experience at running my house, maybe I should run for President.
I can’t wait for the DEBATES!!!
She will be exposed for the fraud that she really is.
McCain and Gov Palin are gambling with the life of all of our families.
The Republicans will go to any length to win an election with Palin they’ve reached the lowest of all lows.
For Gods sake this is not a a popularity contest this a real serious election in a time where our nations economy is fractured.
I have no respect for that McCain now, how can a p.o.w and respectable war veteran take part in this shameless circus sideshow, he sounds like a used car sales men trying to sell lies to America, trying to convince us that that Palin woman is the best VP choice he could of made in our behalf.
McCains judgment sucks, if Pailin is the best that he can for the second most powerful position in the world than he and Palin should go away and run for commander and chief of independent Alaska, they can have a moose with lipstick on their flag
that douche bag has one interest - in being a celebutard! Just like that fat-ass Oprah … and the lefty dickheads in Hollywood have found their new Messiah! Sorry, P - you're turning into one of them ( their Queen!!)
Re: COCACOLA – OK, You obviouslly didn't read why I said that. That would be ignorant for me to say.
Anyway, I HATE AMERICA, and I'd run for President, too.
ALLLLLL BLACKS should hate America, because white Americans hate them and have hated them for years(not all, but most, don't say that's false, a small percentage of that hate is always blasted on boards like this one)! Hate and Americans lazy bodies and thinking is what brought them here! Do you know McCain personally, or are you going off of what media is telling you? Do you know Palin, or are you going off what Media tells you? I know that MCain is too old to be a Pres., and regardless if he was a POW or not, I wouldn't care. He chose to go into the army knowing what could happen, does that make it OK to automatically vote him in? There's tons of POWS and people that are in the army, should they be Pres., too? I don't care about his past and what he can do for America, he's too damned old! Which leaves us Sara. If I believe in what the media tells me, I will have to say Sara has about the same amount of knowledge and experience to run this country, as my G retriever….actually, my dog is smarter, she would kill an animal for food or protection, and lead her young NOT astray! So Obamas minister is racist, most are…and did you hear is whole sermon?
I guess you're happier knowing a fellow white person is leading you because you know yoiu can't be hated on…but they have always hated blacks, even the Dems. whatever, how about you believe and vote for who you want, and don't cry when you realize you've made the wrong choice. BTW, I'm not voting for Obama, I just don't want the R.'s to win.
You celebrities are uneducated high idiots who never went to nor finished any sort of school and have absolutely NO idea what the definition of a political party is. You just go with what is "cool" than what is right. Your not the working class your a small percentage of retards who don't care to be taxed because you have so much money it doesn't even matter to you pieces of shit! You are probably even too high to even know what the hell is going on with our country. Barrack Muslim Obama has NO EXPERIENCE what so ever to run this country, it is a fucking JOKE!!!! You're just voting for him because he is black, there I SAID IT!
Re: kitten poo – #41 - I appreciate where you're trying to go with this kitten but you lost the plot after your first sentence. I guess you think everyone south of the now-defunct Mason Dixon line is standing around practicing their noose tying skills. I've been voting my left-leaning conscience from right here in the Bible Belt since I was 18 and just in case you've never heard, "Change comes from within." I am active in causes that I believe will work to change the narrow-minded views that can come from anywhere, not just the 'southern' states. Hell Kansas (non-secession state) is home to the Westborough Baptist Church and I dare you to find a nastier pit of vipers. Truman, Johnson and Clinton all made great strides during their time and guess where they hailed from? If it weren't for the southern states that lit "blue" during the 1960 Presidential election, Kennedy would never have been president. So before you start pointing out the prejudice and traitorous hearts of those that, like it or not, you're gonna need on your side if you ever want to see positive action in this country, you really ought to consider the ignorance and prejudice that you yourself are spewing.
You celebrities are uneducated high idiots who never went to nor finished any sort of school and have absolutely NO idea what the definition of a political party is. You just go with what is "cool" than what is right. Your not the working class your a small percentage of retards who don't care to be taxed because you have so much money it doesn't even matter to you pieces of shit! You are probably even too high to even know what the hell is going on with our country. Barrack Muslim Obama has NO EXPERIENCE what so ever to run this country, it is a fucking JOKE!!!! You're just voting for him because he is black, there I SAID IT!
Ridiculous- and VERY manipulative by those rich people who work on SNL. If they want to give more of their tax dollars to the government, because we all know what a great job the government does with our money, then why don't they just SEND it on in and not try to force Obama on us?
Re: Ms. Sugar Walls – #100 Heee! Hell I'm with Palin - sign me up for the fuckin space program cuz I can see the moon from here too. LOL. That gimme a giggle.
# 2 You celebrities are uneducated high idiots who never went to nor finished any sort of school and have absolutely NO idea what the definition of a political party is. You just go with what is "cool" than what is right. Your not the working class your a small percentage of retards who don't care to be taxed because you have so much money it doesn't even matter to you pieces of shit! You are probably even too high to even know what the hell is going on with our country. Barrack Muslim Obama has NO EXPERIENCE what so ever to run this country, it is a fucking JOKE!!!! You're just voting for him because he is black, there I SAID IT!
# 3You celebrities are uneducated high idiots who never went to nor finished any sort of school and have absolutely NO idea what the definition of a political party is. You just go with what is "cool" than what is right. Your not the working class your a small percentage of retards who don't care to be taxed because you have so much money it doesn't even matter to you pieces of shit! You are probably even too high to even know what the hell is going on with our country. Barrack Muslim Obama has NO EXPERIENCE what so ever to run this country, it is a fucking JOKE!!!! You're just voting for him because he is black, there I SAID IT!
I read about the different things people have to say about McCain and Obama and never say anything… but… I feel like for the 1st time.. I have to. WHY ARE PEOPLE MAKING THIS ELECTION ABOUT RACE?????????? THE COLOR OF YOUR SKIN HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH CAPABILITIES OF RUNNING A COUNTRY… EXPERIENCE DOES. I AM SO SICK OF LISTENING TO PEOPLE OF OTHER SKIN COLORS AND NATIONALITIES ONLY VOTING FOR HIM BECAUSE THE COLOR OF HIS SKIN. If Obama is qualified for the job, he should be elected. If not, then he shouldn't be… simple as that. There is no doubt in my mind that Obama could one day be a good president, but right now his qualifications aren't what they should be of a president… but neither were President Bush's and he was elected. I think that McCain has the experience to get us through what we need to get through right now. 4 years from now, elect Obama, but right now I don't feel comfortable going through a war etc with someone who lacks experience. George Bush lacked experience and look where we are now. Everyone needs to get all of the fact from each party before they make an EDUCATED decision on who they are going to vote for.
Re: Ms. Sugar Walls – #120
McCain will tear Obama UP in the debates. Did you watch the service forum at Columbia last night? I watched all 90 minutes of the damn boring thing, and I can tell you, McCain knows his stuff.
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McCain's choice of VP only serves to contrast the fact that he won't be needing to use his VP as a CRUTCH like Obama would. If Obama had more foreign policy / foreign relations experience he wouldn't have needed to prop himself up with crusty old Biden. Then he would have been freed up to choose Hillary as his running mate. The Dems BLEW IT AND THEY KNOW IT.
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Now you are all running against Palin while McCain sails to the White House.
You celebrities are uneducated high idiots who never went to nor finished any sort of school and have absolutely NO idea what the definition of a political party is. You just go with what is "cool" than what is right. Your not the working class your a small percentage of retards who don't care to be taxed because you have so much money it doesn't even matter to you pieces of shit! You are probably even too high to even know what the hell is going on with our country. Barrack Muslim Obama has NO EXPERIENCE what so ever to run this country, it is a fucking JOKE!!!! You're just voting for him because he is black, there I SAID IT! Lindsay Lohan is too coked out to even know what she's talking about, your a talentless cunt who is a disgrace to women…Sarah Palin talks about important issues bitch, YOU fucking democrats are the ones who called her out and UNLIKE YOU democrats she ACTUALLY address the mother fucking issue. Why dont you do us all a favor and shoot your ginger self, ThANKS!!
Re: Ms. Sugar Walls – YOU are a shill for the daily kos. How much do they pay you to put their stuff on websites? What the hell are you dragging Russia into it? If Russia invades a NATO country then ALL NATO members will force them to get out of there. Communism is a huge failure. It's why the USSR broke up. Russia will always be aggressive- and so will China. The ONLY way to make them back down is to threaten them and mean it. Or YOU'LL be speaking Russian or chinese within a century. You thought kennedy was WRONG to take on the Russians? They "owned" Cuba and put MISSILES on there.
Re: Susko1 – Who are the celebs, and what is the McCPalins experience…especially Saras since McCain will die, what's her experience compared to Baracks?
You're argument holds no validity
Re: Jenisis –
Please, that is so not true. Give me Alan Keyes (who I voted for in a Republican primary a few years back) or a J.C. Watts on the ticket and watch me vote.
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It is not a race thing for the vast majority of whites. It is an ideology thing. Conservatives don't wallow in the culture of victimhood that liberals do, and we are not looking for the government to take care of us and tell us what to do.
I'm watching!
I think that Obama and his team are attacking Palin because they messed up and ticked alot of people off when he didnt choose Hilary as vp. Had Obama served in the military, put more years in politics, actually did wonderful things, I would more than likely vote for him. Our economy is a freakin wreck and it's scary.(lets keep bailing everybody out and spend spend spending) I think that both candidates are gonna say what they think you want to hear to get your votes and once in office, not do a damn thing. So basically, we have to try to pick between the lesser of 2 evils here.Micky boy is too old, too Bush like and Obie boy doesn't have enough time in or proved himself in any way. Empty promises everywhere you turn. *sigh*
Re: buck – So is Palin!
Re: Ms. Sugar Walls – ha ha!
Let’s go to war with Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan and Russia…perhaps China later and North Korea in the future!!!!! Let’s just start WWIII and let’s finish twith his once and for all….We ought to show the world we mean business………..
Is this how a responsible country act, I just had to hear the veil hawkish threat to Russia to know that this Palin is undoubtly crazy!!!!!!
When he fails in this election he can go right to Vegas….
McCain/Palin '08
Re: Cherry Bomb – stfu!
Re: Ms. Sugar Walls –
Good! Russia just announced today they plan to stake their claim on the Arctic and its natural resources. SOMEONE needs to put Russia on notice.
Re: Ms. Sugar Walls – it's the begining of the new world order…their goal is to make everyone submit the man behind the curtain, and have a 1 world policy, army, and currency. I can't wait for the day that machines will be large enough to pull continents together,so that we can just walk from the U.S to Europe and Africa. Sheesh.
Re: Susko1 – You must stop posting the same thing… because you made yourself look foolish and uneducated the first time; the next few posts from you made no sense whatsoever. First off, are you speaking to celebrites who have endorsed Barack Obama? On the Perezhilton.com comment page? Really? Second, why do you assume that those in favor of Obama are high-school dropouts… especially when it's quite obvious that Obama is more educated that McCain and Palin COMBINED. Finally, some people may be voting for Obama because he is African-American, but many aren't. That's a pathetic generalization you have made. I think many people will vote for him because he is the anti-John McCain, who is basically a second George W. I'm not black, and GASP…I'm voting Obama.
If Barack dares to debate Tina Fey
she will mop up the floor with him!
Re: RashManly – That doesn't even make sense. People who write for SNL (and also Tina Fey) are highly opposed to Republican politics. Watch an episode of 30 Rock…Alec Baldwin stands for all richy rich repubs who doesn't care for others. If Fey decides to portray Palin, they will make her out to look like the idiot she really is… even though she is kind of doing that for herself already, given her clueless interview last night.
If the mainstream media would
dare to report it,
AMERICA IS WINNING THE WAR IN IRAQ!!!
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Goodbye rape rooms for women,
goodbye children's prisons,
hello rights for women!
White girl who wears lipstick for OBAMA 'O8!!!
Barack appearing on SNL…! How cutting edge and cool and daring! Can't wait. Hope it's as good as when John McCain HOSTED SNL 6 YEARS AGO!!!!!!!!
Yeah… at the Service event hosted at Columbia last night, Obama said he wants to make government "cool" again. Is this what the election is down to? lol. No thanks.
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McCain/Palin '08!
Re: Jenisis –
Jenisis, why do you keep comparing Sarah to Obama? She is not running for president!!!….Your Obama Hussein served 143 days in the Senate. 143 days!…And his voting record consist in a lot of "PRESENT" which mean, he was "there" but didn't want to make a decision. No executive experiende. Nada. Cero. And you are willing to give him your vote?
I don't know about you, but I was willing to give Obama a second though until I watched Rev Wright yelling like an idiot: God Dam American…Then, I started putting the dots together…Muzlim father, 3 muzlims names, friend of Rev who goes to Iran and hate America, friend with other anti-american terrorists, a wife who never felt proud of America.
The asshole don't even want to salute our flag. With all your respect, as far as I'm concern, he can fuck himself.
Re: COCACOLA – OK, I gotta go, but I'm comparing sara to Obama because she will be Pres. McCain does not have long.
Vote for whomever, I don't care, and I've been American all of my life, and will not salute the flag, and hate America as well…yes, I am leaving eventually. Yes, otheres feel the same way. Good day.
I think people are mistaking Obama's approach… He is trying to relate to the majority of this country. He is a person who can actually say he knows what it feels like to live paycheck to paycheck, or knows what it feels like to have SHITTY schools in his area, or knows what it feels like to be discriminated against. McCain, although an intelligent man who has great credentials, probably just won't make the changes we need in our country. Look at how much our country is now divided… for what? A war that probably catered to the rich family and friends of Mr. Bush? All I'm saying is, I wish people would look past the "celebrity", past the RACE, and look at the real issues. We need help in this country.. and McCain/Palin just won't do it.
OBAMA/BIDEN '08. Please wake up people… read and make the right choice! P.S. For all you people saying that Perez is being bias with Obama… WHO CARES! IT's HIS SITE. Everyone knows he supports Obama, If you don't like it… Don't come!
P.S.S. Hispanic WOMAN for Obama. I will be disgraced if Palin is the first Woman VP of this country.. let alone probable future President.
Re: Ms. Sugar Walls –
Yep Sugar walls, pearls before swine. "racist" people need mental help. And yes, they are cold and dead inside. They have no humanity and at the core, have evil. Perez's web site has been hijacked by right wing nut jobs. These people are likely plants. I've been using this site since 2006 and I have never seen this many racists or republicans ever. They have only crawled out of the woodwork like cockroaches since the election and that is to convince as many people to vote Mccain.
I will say this, Do not cast your pearls before swine neither give what is holy to dogs because they will only trample them then turn and rend you. That is the whole quote.
In other words, you are wasting your time with these people. Yes, some of them are heartless but that is the way of the world. Neither you or I can change it, let them fester and rot in their ignorance. I am in no mood to "change" anyone, I rather watch them suffer. The sad part is that they don't realise that they only hurt themselves.
Re: Ms. McGillicutty –
you know muslim and islam are 2 different religions, right?
please tell me you knew that.
No way! Are i f*ing serious? I
Re: Genghis Khan – 'Abraham Lincoln felt very strongly that slavery was very evil' are you brain dead?? Lincoln owned slaves!!
This goes to show you, Dumbo is more of celebrity than a politician.
My, so many of you are blinded by your bias and know so little about how the economy really works. It doesn't matter though, because according to the Mystic Twins (.com) and their analysis and prediction, McCain/Palin are going to win the election.
YESS!