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He Comes To Save Us!

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Thank God we left Los Angeles for New York City, where we're at for a week, just as he got into town!

Lindsay Lohan's fame-whoring father, Michael, is in LaLaLand.

What's one of the first things he does upon his arrival???

He goes for a stroll down Robertson Blvd., where he knew the paparazzi would be awaiting him - or whatever Z lister walked down the street.

So desperate!

[Image via WENN.]

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35 comments to “He Comes To Save Us!”

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    ….annoying ugly f*ck. "Only Yesterday" I finally got his fug puss out of my memory bank.

  5. 5

    He looks like a dirty school bus driver. Not cool.

    … then again if I had a daughter I could profit from, or pimp out to Disney, I'll go to him for tips.

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    Omg get Lindsay out of the country.I mean would there be anyone who will blame Lindsay if she gets on drugs again?God.

  7. Bongo says – reply to this


    I'm suprised you didn't find something polical to make of this.  I bet he's voting OBAMA!  LMAOOOO :D  

  8. 8

    i do not like him at all.

  9. 9

    something is just creepy about him……… i can't put my finger on it, but it's just NOT RIGHT somehow

  10. 10

    I don't know why everyone trashes Dina besides for having that lame reality show. This guy is so much worse and sleezier. It makes me feel bad for Lindsay and all the rest of the family.

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    Re: shake1 – I completely agree. Like no wonder Lindsay has been so messed up and on drugs. It's always the kids who suffer the most.

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    Especialy since she was the elder kid and witnessed everything.Her Marie Claire is quite telling,she says a few lines about them and you can understand what she went throu.With a few lines.In Long Island there are stories about beatings and drunken attacks and fights with neighbours and so on.

  13. 13

    I'd love to suck Daddy Lohans Dick! He's a(n) (older) hottie!!

  14. 14

    What an ASSHOLE, he's probably voting for MCLAMO!

  15. 15

    What's the deal with that paternity suit against him? Have I missed the results of that or are we still waiting?

  16. stute says – reply to this


    why even mention?

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    Why is this guy famous?

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    Mega Mega Douce Bag

  19. Anonymous says – reply to this


    I have to wonder, Perez….if Michael Lohan is such a 'fame whoring father' (and, I do NOT dispute that, in the slightest)…WHY do you keep giving him 'airtime'?
    You are feeding his need for the spotlight…just like all of the other paparazzi.
    He is NOT a celebrity..he just happened to be the sperm donor to about 1 1/2 of them (as to who I BELIEVE makes up the 1/2, I haven't made up my mind if it is Lindsay or Ali).

  20. Anonymous says – reply to this


    Re: Dylanstratus – You would REALLY pimp out your child? I make NO apologies for finding that reprehensible…whether it was for fame and fortune, social status or for 'favors'.
    My 'grandmother' (I don't claim her, anymore) used to hold poker parties, in her home, during the 40's and 50's…and, she would 'pimp out' her daughter (my BELOVED AUNT…may she now rest in peace. She was the absolute best, most loving and I miss her with ever essence of my being) to the 'men' who came to play cards.
    It is a parents responsibility to raise their child(ren) to the best of their ability, give them morals, ethics, integrity..NOT to capitalize on their childs' success.

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    I'm torn between boycotting him in general and not commenting and to comment to express my hatred for him.

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    Why can't he just go and bury himself? I'm tired of reading about this asswipe.
    Yet, still I bother to enter this blogpost and read about him again. Not very consistent, I know.

  23. 23

    you whine and moan about him all the time, yet you write stories on him!

  24. 24

    He reminds me of a creepy uncle. eeeewwww!

  25. 25

    The facts are he has cleaned up his act. Her mom is basically a whore. She's now pimping out her 14 year-old.

    Maybe neither parent would be called "good parents".

    Why bash him? The orange Oprah is the real culprit here.

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    i hate that guy.

  27. Anonymous says – reply to this


    Re: Beachy – Come on, Beachy….'fess up. You are Michael Lohan, aren't you?

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    OMG hes an idiot

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    hes loving the fame

  30. 30

    Perez, if you're happy that he's not even in the same city as you - then why even have him on your site??? I will always support your right to post whatever you want - after all this is your site. This one has me puzzled though - Mick The Dick Lohan is merely walking down the street here - barely even newsworthy if it was an A lister. Quiet day hmmmmm?

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    So, why are you giving him the attention he desires by posting his picture?

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    weakass father figure= lesbian daughter

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    what a knobhead