Juno Palin 'Stole' Levi From Her Best Friend!

HOrrific!
The UK's News of the World has a reporter working the Alaska beat. And, they uncovered a juicy bit about the preggers GOP princess, Bristol Palin.
Turns out Bristol's babydaddy, Levi, was in a 3 year 'relationship' with her best friend, a gal named Lanesia Garcia, when she started messing around with him.
In fact, Bristol supposedly kept 'pressuring' Lanesia to break up with the self-proclaimed "redneck" boy when rumors started flying that he was cheating on her with other girls at parties.
Lanesia was devastated to find out through another friend that Bristol was one of those 'girls'.
Bristol had been her friend since the age of six and she couldn't believe that she could do that to her.
Says Lanesia:
"I didn't believe it, I never dreamt she was capable of doing that to me. But when I called her she just said, 'I'm so sorry, I couldn't help it. Levi and I are togeher now and I think he's the man for me.' I put the phone down and have not talked to her since. I was distraught for a year - I missed Bristol desperately but also Sarah, who was like a second mom to me. Neither of them have tried to contact me, though-which says something about how ruthless they can be. The phrase Sarah used comparing herself to a lipstick-wearing pitbull is spot on."
If the whole White House thing doesn't work out, the Palins should consider some sort of Hollywood career.
Their family story would make a great, trashy soap opera!































































really who cares?
The message board is about to light up, I can feel it…
If the man ho made himself available, no one "stole" him, he did it of his own free will.
I bet Levi is regretting messing around with this chick now - HaHa!!!!
Perez, come on….I don't like Sarah Palin but to believe this crap is silly. Leave her freaking kids alone. They didn't ask to be in the spotlight. Their mother put them in the spotlight. And who cares about Bristol? Unless Bristol has some sort of say in foreign policy or anything having to do with my life, I don't care!
Shes a slut!
Ok… this is getting old Perez. Clearly these little Alaskan high schoolers are trying to cash in on the Palin fame. After the frenzy of internet rumors that have been shot down I don't know why you're bothering to post this stuff. But hey, keep the Palin stories coming! Keeping her name in the news cycle is snuffing out Obama and throwing him off message. Love it!
The mother of a pregnant home wrecker! That's my idea of family values! Sarah, control your family then talk to me about the country!
This is GREAT!!!! I LOVE that the press continues to get twisted around the axle of the Palin kids. EVERY DAY Obama is slipping in the polls because of it. The media is letting a PREGNANT TEENAGER sink their messiah's campaign. And they're HELPING to dismantle it! Go go go! Hahahaha.
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McCain/Palin '08!
that is white trash at its finest…this coming from a korean-american =]
OH C'MON! This is petty and childish. What are we, 14? If you are going to print shit, Perez, at least print shit that is worthwhile to read.
Where is the skank Sharon Stone you know the Bad Carma thing I guess the Americans have Bad carma cause they attacked Iraq for no good reason other then to steal their oil. Oh the Palin's it's getting kind of borrowing we know they are just a bunch Alaskan Hillbilles not white trash but Alsakan Hillbilles
Seriously, leave this family alone! I bet if you could fine some crap about Obama's VP pick if you looked hard enough too.
lol…slut and a backstabber
obvisouly her "best friend" wants to be in the spotlight and have a little fame
Awwww, so deliciously white trash. I guess we are getting closer to electing the first slimeball vie presidential family.
Let's turn the White House into a trailer park while we are at it.
Oh and that slut totally learn to steal men and spread her festering twat from her whore mother…sorrt "Wal-Mart mom" who's "just like us"… right?
Bristols a little slut…tsk tsk
More pettiness. Oh well, it's not hurting the Republicans so keep 'em coming.
i agree with mkm. im not an american, but in all honesty why should the teenage antics of her daughter be brought to light. we all do stupid things like that when were young. you dont like palin, we get it!!!
To be fair, the same stuff would be reported about Obama's girls if they were old enough to be making the mistakes we all make. Plus, if you don't like what Perez is writing (not that I think that this particular story is relevant in any sort of way per say) look at the top of the page–it says PEREZ HILTON in big PINK font, not MSN, not CNN, not even FOX News. This is a celebrity gossip site, and this is the sort of trashy shit we all flock here to see.
Someone needs to make a "Leave Bristol ALONE" vid and post it on Youtube.
Re: Blackacid Betty – Like the new avatar
Re: Smirks –
Oh why thank you, Smirks! I'm feeling pretty sharp with my perezhilton.com makeover, haha.
ummm can you say MEDIA WHORE?!?!
WHO CARES! I just want to know what Palin will do for my country, other than that I could care less. You really wanna talk about something horrific? Start with Bill Clinton.
WOW, I JUST FELT LIKE I WAS BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL… WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?
Blaming her? What about the boyfriend? He's the one who thought with is dick.
Re: Smirks –
HA! You called it, I'm sure there's a Republican version of Chris Crocker making it as we converse, hehe.
You people better STOP PICKING ON HER KIDS OR
I WILL START PICKING ON
OBAMA'S HALF=BREED KIDS.
Hey have you all noticed that Sara has had a ton of Botox and look at her libs not in sink when she talks looks like a lot of surgurey
Much as I dislike Bible-Thumpin'- Gun-Totin' Barbie, her family didn't come off the Mattel assembly line. Leave the kids alone - it's too easy and too ignoble, even for you.
maybe a little ridiculous and irrelevant to blog on….
"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned."
Re: _Alice_ – Alice, you're up late in D-land again
Hilton, how exactly do you "DING THAT TOME" to someone? Is that some redneck girl thing? By the way, the more I see of these people, especially the First Dude, the more I keep thinking Alaska is just like West Virginia except it's colder. Does this good old First Dude boy keep a confederate flag and a shotgun in his truck window too?
Re: Blackacid Betty – !! No Dead Can Dance or X-Mal Deutschland…:-( ??
my bitch my ho my ho my bitch.
This sounds like total bullshit to me. A teenages from Alaska is not going to use phrases like "spot on." That's a UK term, which is no surprise considering this is a piece of garbage journalism from the UK. Even if it were true, who gives a shit. High-school love drama, wow, what a shocker. THAT'S never happened in history before.
Re: PoisonBitchyIvy –
What's there to pick on? They’re just little girls, and what does their race have to do with anything? If that's your sole argument well then you're simply grasping at straws. You're trashy and you consistently post the most ridiculous posts on political issues.
Re: PoisonBitchyIvy – wow, you sound really fucking racist!
omg i am seriously sick and tired of your Palin bashing or bashing of persons in general. get back to reporting on gossip and stop wasting our time with this nonsense.
Please don't pick on my kids. It's not there fault that their money is going up against black racist people who by the way are only voting for obama because he's 11% black. That's not even a real black person. You have to be at least 18% to be considered black.
Please leave my children alone.
Re: Penelope Palin –
Haha are you talking about my list of musical interests? I like Dead Can Dance, I like a lot more than I've listed simply because I could go on and on…and on and on…you get the point.
:)
i really don't understand why it would be important to know bristol palin's business. she's not the vp candidate.
& it seems to me like this lanesia girl is just looking for attention.
My best friend of 10 years just did that to me with a guy I was in love with for 4 years. We went on a trip to Vegas and they took off together and left me stranded… when we got back home they emailed me and told me they were "together now".
I hated Sarah Palin before because she seemed so catty. Seems she raised a catty bitch herself. People like them should not always be getting what they want… they should start getting what they deserve!
Please give it a rest. Okay, she's pregnant. But WHAT does this have to do with anything, really? I'm not entirely sure that this story is real…I'm a grown woman, and I would rarely use the phrase "he's the man for me". I can't, for the life of me, believe that a 17 year old girl would say that. This story has absolutely nothing to do with the presidential race, and having a pregnant daughter does NOT make someone less qualified to be vice president. Give me a break. Educate yourselves and vote on the ISSUES. This is not a popularity contest.
#43 correction. It's not their fault that their mother.
Who cares?!?! She's in high school….that's what high schoolers do!
Like mother, like daughter. They are both whores.
Re: Blackacid Betty – LOL, I do…as long as The Smiths are represented, all is right with the world. Hm. Morrissey and Souxsie…now that would be fine ticket for 2008…
well her mom was slutting around her daughter is doing the same thing
Leave those kids alone
all in all
its just another
BRICK IN THE WALL.
Re: Penelope Palin – Oy, I know. Coming to Perez is like an addiction now. Sad and sick, yet somehow enjoyable. What's your connection to Deutschland? Are you here too?
Her kids don't reflect her at all and it's really not our place to judge them.
Not to say I like the bitch, but leave her hypocritical family out of it!
Now, we all love this family
so stop or the shit will
hit the fan, just wait.
I think "we" should just let it go already. Can you say, "15 minute fame whore"?
If he was cheating on this "poor little girl" then she wasn't keeping him happy.
She is a fame whore. "We" and when I say we I mean you, Perez, should just give this family a bit of a break. This is not entertaining at all. It actually sounds like you are pushing a bit hard towards giving this family a bad name just to fuel the whole shitty O'Bama lama nama fama rama campaign.
Re: LoveTheDirty –
No, no they DON'T, maybe that's what your DEGENERATE friends do.
This post is just rife with grammatical and spelling mistakes. And, I agree with the folks that have already posted. Keep making her out to be the victim. Keep her name in the news. Obama is slipping in the polls. Your inability to stay away from this sort of "news" will be his undoing.
No, love - military - will be back on a visit in a few months, tho - gotta get those Lebkuchen!!
Re: Penelope Palin –
Oh now you're on to something…that would be one SEXY ticket, haha!
You fukin whorez better get
off of theze kids of Sarahz..
obamaz kidz are now fair game.
GET OUT THERE AND VOTE, WE HAVE THE PWER TO MAKE HISTORY AND IMPROVE OUR COUNTRY WITH OBAMA WHO'S TALKING ABOUT $4,000 CREDIT TO COLLEGE STUDENTS WHO PROVIDE COMMUNITY SERVICE. LOOK UP THE FACTS. WHAT DRIVES YOUR VOTING DECISION? FEAR/RACE/SEX??? DONT BE DUMB
Re: _Alice_ –
I agree with you about not being able to stop coming to this site, all I have to say with regard to me is unemployment is a BITCH, haha!
;)
who cares. leave the daughter alone. she is an unremarkable girl. focus on her mom and her politics rather than the stupid slutty things that make her just like thousands of other american teenage girls.
IN THIS CASE WHITE TRASH CLEANS UP PRETTY WELL BUT THIS FAMILY IS A BUNCH OF SKANKS ONLY TO BE RIVALED BY THE HULK HOGAN CREW!!!
dam what a skank. if i was her best friend i would beat her ass. well actaully no because now she's stuck with a baby at 17 so she got what she deserved.
Perez, find something else to talk about…what is Miley being a good girl these days? Did you have to find another minor to talk trash about? Pitiful.
Re: krazihottkelli/bitchygrl –
Why do you have so many accounts on this site? Can't take the heat for your racist comments so you had to make multiple accounts?
WOW, and I bet the littliest one, Willow, steals candy.
I don't give a f*ck
GO OBAMA!
Since everyone likes to pick on her kids.
My main mission will be obama's kids now. I guess when he kids are teenager's, they will be doing crack and wearing clothes
ten sizes too small for them.
who gives a shit! her daughter isn't up for vice president sarah is! i could care less about teenage drama if i want to see that i will watch 90210.
whoa…
Re: Penelope Palin – LOL…The food is yummy here. And the beer. I'm loving the Turkish Doners. Haha, so American of me to love the food. Okay, now I really have to go to bed.
Tschüs!
Re: Realist1 – EXCELLENT!
Family OF LIES…….
I'VE NO DOUBT SARAH'S QUEER-FACED HUBBY IS MESSING AROUND
WITH JUNEAU'S HOTTEST, HAIRIEST LUMBERJACK!
This is the dumbest bog I've read on here. Let's hear about your high school years, Perez.
Re: Blackacid Betty –
Me, can't take the heat…give me a effen break. I can take any heat your stupidazz comez up with. Bigg fukin deal..heat..haha
make me laugh…
the reazon, you stupid bitch that I have so many accounts is that I have multiple personalitiez..they are layerz..u stupid bitch.
I am not a racist..black people are…
I'm just make jokez and az long as u fukz fuk with someonez kidz
I'd fuk with racizm or whatever the fuk I want to.
Freedom, unlezz Allah takez over…dickhead.
Where is Biden? No…seriously…is he hiding? I would like very much to learn more about him, but I just can't seem to find him anywhere…..
Ha he probably cheats on her like all middle aged men Nice Wal-Mart style BTW
Re: kimmyW –
It's called freedom of speech and I'm not racist. My last boyfriend was black and of course he was an idiot.
Re: ShirleyAnnFan –
They have him hid in Pennsylvania. They don't want you to know him. He is old and he forgets things. Obama must be the most
stupidest person alive to pick that old junky car.
Re: Blackacid Betty –
Well, my main goal is to piss people like your busybody ass off.
Looks like mission accomplished, bitch.
Get a life..get outta mine.
The friend of herz should of punched her in the mouth. If she didn't, she don't need to be crying to us. Anything for money.
slut!
this election has turned into a reality show - and not one even as "good" as The Hills or Living Lohan - ha!
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Election 2008 National Head-to-Head Polls
RCP Average 09/05 - 09/13 – McCain 47.4 Obama 45.3
McCain +2.1
Since choosing Palin as a running mate, John McCain has gained in the polls.
You can not bring Palin down because she has a pregnant teenage daughter. Barack was born to a pregnant unwed teenager. His mom was 18 when she had him.
By the way, John McCain was at the NASCAR race in New Hampshire today and briefly addressed the crowd.
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Re: PoisonBitchyIvy – he was an idiot because he was black? or because he was your boyfriend?
Re: ShirleyAnnFan – #82
Biden was hiding until his registered lobbyist son quit his job. Too much of a political liability to have a lobbyist as a son. Especially since the credit card companies, most headquartered in Delaware, already have Biden in their back pocket. Now that little Biden has quit his job as a registered lobbyist we should be seeing more of Biden.
Of course it's true. Typical Republican family values. Live one way and lie about it. She's a whore just like her Blow-Job Faced mother…and father.
Re: PoisonBitchyIvy –
Shouldn't your main goal be to express an intelligent opinion? You have failed. Oh, and you're not getting under my skin, sweetie. Losers like you give me a hearty chuckle and nothing gives me more pleasure than to put you on blast for being an uneducated moron, you're a disgrace to Republicans and people in general.
What a SLUT!!! Her whole family is a piece of SHIT!!!
lol, the old "girl steals boy from her best friend" plot, "spread your legs and he'll come running." now the poor boy is trapped in most likely a loveless marriage in the public eye. yups, america is in a good spot these days when it comes to their prospective leaders. oh i'm going to be watching november 2 with glee. lol, too funny. makes me wish our own politicans had such daftness in the media, they're downright boring!
Whaddya expect from a family with names like Track, Trig, Truck,
Toolbelt, Brit, Brat, Bart, and Bort?
wadd a slut !!!
Wow… This whole family is a bunch of trash. I'm sure all the republican kiddies are out ready to defend this whole thing.. Oh wait I looked over the comments, they're already here. Sarah Palin really did an excellent job of raising her children. Can't wait to see what she'd do to the country. Oh wait, she's a politician, which means she's going to make laws on how other people's children can live their lives.
Come on Perez stop printing stupid "articles"…and I thought you were smart…geez..
ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE REALLY THAT CONCERNED WITH THIS FAMILYS PRIVATE LIFE? AND NOT EVEN SARAH PALIN, BUT HER DAUGHTER! GET OVER IT. YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF DRAMA OBSESSED LOSERS. FIND SOMETHING BETTER TO TALK ABOUT WITH YOUR TIME, LIKE, HEY, I DUNNO…THE ACTUAL ELECTION AND THE THINGS THAT REALLY MATTER!
AND YOU KNOW WHAT HORRIFIC PEREZ? OBAMA POSSIBLE RUNNING…AND RUINING OUR GREAT COUNTRY! BUT YOU'LL GET YOUR GAY MARRIAGE, SINCE THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS TO YOU! SICKOOO!!!