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"Dad chases naked teen from daughter's room with pipe"
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Dad chases naked teen from daughter's room with pipe
An angry Deltona father whacked his teenage daughter's boyfriend with a metal pipe after finding the boy naked in his daughter's room.
Authorities say Raul Colon, 45, didn't even know his daughter had a boyfriend or that the youngster had been sneaking into the home for more than a year.
When he heard noises coming from his daughter's bedroom Thursday morning and saw a stranger standing naked on the girl's bed, he swung a metal pipe. He then chased the teen out the front door and called police.
The boy was taken to the hospital where doctors closed a head wound with staples.
Colon was charged with aggravated battery on a child and bonded out on $10,000.



I'm bored today
So some naked douchebag breaks int the guy's home and gets what's coming to him and HE gets arrested AND has to post bail?
WTF?
I'd kick HER ass out on the street if I were him… the dirty slut, is her last name Palin?
HAHAHAHAHAH
Re: Steve Drill – inappropriate
Was the daughter naked??? We're they getting it on? Why would he get naked with the dad home!?
Sounds like something my dad would do. Papas gotta defend their little girls.
is that bruce willis? i'm confused.
I want a naked boy standing on my bed
Re: MicheleTheBelle – me too. It's really slow at my work today. I'm basically getting paid to cruise the net.
i cant believe the father got in trouble for this; thats fucking utter bullshit
Re: sexy biotch –
Like a give a shit.
BLOW ME.
Re: MicheleTheBelle – i'm really bored too.
wow…..
I would have done the same thing as Pops!!
HAHAHA! Thats funny
any father would do the same thing…
Re: JoeyOh –
ped·o·phil·i·a (pěd'ə-fĭl'ē-ə, pē'də-) Pronunciation Key
n. The act or fantasy on the part of an adult of engaging in sexual activity with a child or children.
Are you kidding me? What if the naked boy was a rapist? As far as the father was concerned it was a rapist. Somethings not right with this picture. How can you have a boyfriend for over a year and nobody knows?? Odd. Something about this story stinks….
If she's legal, then the dad had no right to beat up the kid!
dad should not be in jail. tha'ts some bullshit.
I think a lot of other overly protective dads would have done the same thing!obviously Not the smartest way to handle things though!
Re: Almondjoy – didn't say nobody knew about the boyfriend, just the clueless dad. and if the dad was strick, maybe she couldn't tell him. maybe the girl was being used, if she did not see him other than in her bed-guess daddy normally sleeps like a bear hibernating-guess they couldn't wait for the snoring to begin before they began
Re: Almondjoy –
very true. hmm…
ahahahaha gotta be more careful when you sneak your boys in ladies!
Life is hard when your name is COLON, and then this…
What the hell? Poor dad! Id expect my husband to do the same thing!!!!
I just love the picture of Bruce Willis… I wonder if he's had to chase boys away from the potato head
Why is it scandalous? A naked male in his daughter's bedroom? Thoe moron deserved what he got!
That's hilarious! Why did the dad get arrested??????????????? I would have done the same thing.
WTF? He has to pay for being protective of his daughter? I mean if the guy wasn't trespassing and fucking his daughter, I would think it is a bit much, but he got caught in the act. The daughter deserves a good knock upside the head too! Can't the father have the boy arrested?
Re: Steve Drill – If the mans daughter invited the boy into their home then its NOT considered breaking in.
I wonder how old the kids were.. lmfao!! (if I had kids..) IF I didnt know my daughter was dating someone & I walked in on some type of sexual activity I might consider attacking him too, IF he looked over 18.
some words of advice, If your over 18 DO NOT EVER hit a person under 18… You will go to jail for battery of a "child" even if that so called child is 17!!!
HAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA. loooooooooooooool.
heh, my dad did the exact same thing with my sister's guy some time ago, i think it was a golf club. i don't blame him much, maybe he thought it was a rapist? violence is never the answer but…maybe it was a reflex kinda thing? i'd be pissed as hell too honestly.
Damn, that's how I got my scar!
thats disgusting.
Bruce does the opposite. He knocks guys out and DRAGS THEM HOME to potato face. She aint gettin' any otherwise.
Ummm…if that was YOUR daughter you would do the same…..just remember to knock his a$$ out before he leaves your front door!
Good! I woulda done the same thing!
Go Daddy!!!!
WHY do you have a picture of Bruce Willis accompanying this story? Doesn't make sense…
He had is cummen
Sounds like a bullshit move by a father who should have been more aware what was going on under his nose!
He had the right to kick any naked kid out of the house but really seems like he took out his failed parenting skills on the kids skull!
And just to stir things up, bet he's Republican!
Ha!
Re: Steve Drill – HAHAHAHAHA!!! I bet her fuckin last name IS Palin. Look to see if any of her daughters' boyfriends have stitches. Next time they on T.V.
this is great. soooo trailorparkish
If he didn't even know she had a boyfriend then how would he know the nude stranger he found in his house was not some rapist? I wonder why he was charged with assault? I thought you were allowed to defend your own home against intruders, which it seems he thought the guy was.
PARENTS HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO RIGHTS ANYMORE! YOU'VE GOT TO BE FRICKEN' KIDDING ME! IF I SAW A NAKED M-FER IN MY DAUGHTERS ROOM, I'D GRAB MY GUN-NOT A PIPE! THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!
I believe the father thought his daughter was being raped by an intruder. I don't blame him.. but I guess if the boy wasn't on the girl yet he could have asked them both what was going on. Then ground his daughter for letting her secret boyfriend sneak in the house.
OK I seriously come to this site for fun nonsense I really dont want to see shit like this or politics it just pisses me off and makes it no longer a fun site. I want to see celebrity dirt PLEASE
There's no way that dad should have been arrested. How did he know who his naked boy was? It was 4 in the morning–I'm sure the dad was shocked and half-asleep.
Re: Oogabooga – hahaha…I actually like potato head, but that was hysterical.
after i beat his ass, i would have started swinging that pipe at her! and she'd be out of my fucking house. lately i question whether i really want kids or not.
Why the hell was the dad charged? Screw that. The kid was an intruder.
Re: JoeyOh – boy - no ! say a man, u weirdo !!!!!!!!!!1\
The charges against the dad are BS… for all he knew the guy could have been some perp attacking his daughter!
If the kid didn't have his permition to be there, wouldn't that be considered breaking and entering????? The kid should be thankful he didn't have a gun!