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"Dad chases naked teen from daughter's room with pipe"
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Dad chases naked teen from daughter's room with pipe
An angry Deltona father whacked his teenage daughter's boyfriend with a metal pipe after finding the boy naked in his daughter's room.
Authorities say Raul Colon, 45, didn't even know his daughter had a boyfriend or that the youngster had been sneaking into the home for more than a year.
When he heard noises coming from his daughter's bedroom Thursday morning and saw a stranger standing naked on the girl's bed, he swung a metal pipe. He then chased the teen out the front door and called police.
The boy was taken to the hospital where doctors closed a head wound with staples.
Colon was charged with aggravated battery on a child and bonded out on $10,000.
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I'm bored today
So some naked douchebag breaks int the guy's home and gets what's coming to him and HE gets arrested AND has to post bail?
WTF?
I'd kick HER ass out on the street if I were him… the dirty slut, is her last name Palin?
HAHAHAHAHAH
Re: Steve Drill – inappropriate
Was the daughter naked??? We're they getting it on? Why would he get naked with the dad home!?
Sounds like something my dad would do. Papas gotta defend their little girls.
is that bruce willis? i'm confused.
I want a naked boy standing on my bed
Re: MicheleTheBelle – me too. It's really slow at my work today. I'm basically getting paid to cruise the net.
i cant believe the father got in trouble for this; thats fucking utter bullshit
Re: sexy biotch –
Like a give a shit.
BLOW ME.
Re: MicheleTheBelle – i'm really bored too.
wow…..
I would have done the same thing as Pops!!
HAHAHA! Thats funny
any father would do the same thing…
Re: JoeyOh –
ped·o·phil·i·a (pěd'ə-fĭl'ē-ə, pē'də-) Pronunciation Key
n. The act or fantasy on the part of an adult of engaging in sexual activity with a child or children.
Are you kidding me? What if the naked boy was a rapist? As far as the father was concerned it was a rapist. Somethings not right with this picture. How can you have a boyfriend for over a year and nobody knows?? Odd. Something about this story stinks….
If she's legal, then the dad had no right to beat up the kid!
dad should not be in jail. tha'ts some bullshit.
I think a lot of other overly protective dads would have done the same thing!obviously Not the smartest way to handle things though!
Re: Almondjoy – didn't say nobody knew about the boyfriend, just the clueless dad. and if the dad was strick, maybe she couldn't tell him. maybe the girl was being used, if she did not see him other than in her bed-guess daddy normally sleeps like a bear hibernating-guess they couldn't wait for the snoring to begin before they began
Re: Almondjoy –
very true. hmm…
ahahahaha gotta be more careful when you sneak your boys in ladies!
Life is hard when your name is COLON, and then this…
What the hell? Poor dad! Id expect my husband to do the same thing!!!!
I just love the picture of Bruce Willis… I wonder if he's had to chase boys away from the potato head
Why is it scandalous? A naked male in his daughter's bedroom? Thoe moron deserved what he got!
That's hilarious! Why did the dad get arrested??????????????? I would have done the same thing.
WTF? He has to pay for being protective of his daughter? I mean if the guy wasn't trespassing and fucking his daughter, I would think it is a bit much, but he got caught in the act. The daughter deserves a good knock upside the head too! Can't the father have the boy arrested?
Re: Steve Drill – If the mans daughter invited the boy into their home then its NOT considered breaking in.
I wonder how old the kids were.. lmfao!! (if I had kids..) IF I didnt know my daughter was dating someone & I walked in on some type of sexual activity I might consider attacking him too, IF he looked over 18.
some words of advice, If your over 18 DO NOT EVER hit a person under 18… You will go to jail for battery of a "child" even if that so called child is 17!!!
HAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA. loooooooooooooool.
heh, my dad did the exact same thing with my sister's guy some time ago, i think it was a golf club. i don't blame him much, maybe he thought it was a rapist? violence is never the answer but…maybe it was a reflex kinda thing? i'd be pissed as hell too honestly.
Damn, that's how I got my scar!
thats disgusting.
Bruce does the opposite. He knocks guys out and DRAGS THEM HOME to potato face. She aint gettin' any otherwise.
Ummm…if that was YOUR daughter you would do the same…..just remember to knock his a$$ out before he leaves your front door!
Good! I woulda done the same thing!
Go Daddy!!!!
WHY do you have a picture of Bruce Willis accompanying this story? Doesn't make sense…
He had is cummen
Sounds like a bullshit move by a father who should have been more aware what was going on under his nose!
He had the right to kick any naked kid out of the house but really seems like he took out his failed parenting skills on the kids skull!
And just to stir things up, bet he's Republican!
Ha!
Re: Steve Drill – HAHAHAHAHA!!! I bet her fuckin last name IS Palin. Look to see if any of her daughters' boyfriends have stitches. Next time they on T.V.
this is great. soooo trailorparkish
If he didn't even know she had a boyfriend then how would he know the nude stranger he found in his house was not some rapist? I wonder why he was charged with assault? I thought you were allowed to defend your own home against intruders, which it seems he thought the guy was.
PARENTS HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO RIGHTS ANYMORE! YOU'VE GOT TO BE FRICKEN' KIDDING ME! IF I SAW A NAKED M-FER IN MY DAUGHTERS ROOM, I'D GRAB MY GUN-NOT A PIPE! THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!
I believe the father thought his daughter was being raped by an intruder. I don't blame him.. but I guess if the boy wasn't on the girl yet he could have asked them both what was going on. Then ground his daughter for letting her secret boyfriend sneak in the house.
OK I seriously come to this site for fun nonsense I really dont want to see shit like this or politics it just pisses me off and makes it no longer a fun site. I want to see celebrity dirt PLEASE
There's no way that dad should have been arrested. How did he know who his naked boy was? It was 4 in the morning–I'm sure the dad was shocked and half-asleep.
Re: Oogabooga – hahaha…I actually like potato head, but that was hysterical.
after i beat his ass, i would have started swinging that pipe at her! and she'd be out of my fucking house. lately i question whether i really want kids or not.
Why the hell was the dad charged? Screw that. The kid was an intruder.
Re: JoeyOh – boy - no ! say a man, u weirdo !!!!!!!!!!1\
The charges against the dad are BS… for all he knew the guy could have been some perp attacking his daughter!
If the kid didn't have his permition to be there, wouldn't that be considered breaking and entering????? The kid should be thankful he didn't have a gun!
Re: punky.penguin –
Please don't.
what the hell is wrong with you people? do you imbeciles really think the dad had a right to swing a fucking metal pipe at some poor kid's head, just because he was boning his daughter? By "noises coming from the bedroom" we can assume the daughter was around when her dad walked in, so don't give me that bullshit about the kid could be a rapist or burglar. Obviously she wouldn't have stayed quiet while her dad pummeled her boyfriend with a pipe while he was spread eagle across her bed sheets with a hard on. Anyone thinking the dad had a right because the "kid was trespassing" is a fucking idiot. His daughter is a RESIDENT in the house. You're all a bunch of fucking scumbags just like this girls father.
All of you people saying he had a right to hit some kid with a pipe — just because he was boning his daughter — are fucking retarded. The daughter is a resident in the house, she let the fucking kid in. One minute this kid is packing his girls ass, the next he's getting smacked across the head by her father. What stupid fucking logic to think the dad was right because the kid could have been a rapist or intruder. If the dad came in to the room because he heard noises, then obviously the girl was around. Which means she wouldn't have just kept quiet and watched as her dad started pummeling the shit out of her still erect boyfriend. You guys are fucking scumbags, just like this father. Protect his daughter my ass…..you don't hit some kid across the head with a pipe just because he gave your daughter multiples.
Sweet. Dumbass kid deserved it. A shame Dad had to go to jail, though. I'm sure he'll get a good plea bargain, hopefully to a misdemeanor assault.
He should have killed the little prick for even being in his home.
Re: moBrien – Have another drink, and STFU.
Hahah they should have done this to Bristol Palin and her Baby Daddy
Bruce will be coming after your perez, you know he's pissed.
Question: are you a good runner???
I would have done what he did.
You hear noises and go into your daughter's room to see a naked stranger, so you club him for it. I'm not seeing what the father did wrong here.
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Deltona, Fl?
My God, we look like a bunch of redneck idiots lately.
Perhaps they never had "the talk" you know, the one when dad explains where babies come from., perhaps even gets birth control pills for his sexually active daughter..which will NEVER EVER HAPPEN if Palin or Mcsame get to the White House because if it were left up to them, babies will be dropping from the sky to go fight in foreign wars in just a decade and a half. What no enlist? We have privatized JAIL for your sorry butt! "You make baby-we profit! Sincerely, Sarah and John".
Only in Florida.
Why did I move down here?
What the fuckdoes Bruce Willis have to do with this? I am deeply confused?
What if he thought it was a rapist??
Pretty funny. If you are crazy enough to get naked in the daughter's room when Daddy is home, guess you take your chances getting whacked with a pipe!
I am from Deltona..while I have moved 30mins away my parents live there and I visit frequently….that town is soo crazy I wouldn't expect much less…
I would have done the same thing. That is one of the reasons our kids are in trouble. We have lost control. We can't do anything without getting in trouble with the authorities.
I wonder what head he got whacked in? According to the article it didn't clearly state, only that he got 22 staples. If thats the case and its the lower head, OMG what a lucky girl!
Can't blame the dad for doing what he did. He didn't know that his daughter was sneaking her bf in, it could have been a rapist. Daddy was just protecting his daughter. Now he should go home and woop the little sluts ass.
Wow..whatever!
That dad had every right to do that.
For real.
why was he charged? it was his house and he saw some naked stranger in his daughter's bedroom. he could have thought it was a robber coming to rape his daughter.
What a wonderful world we live in when a father is charged with assaulting someone who wasn't supposed to be in his house, who could have been raping his daughter.
Re: moBrien – LMAO! You are a retarded one, aren't you? So what if his daughter is a resident in the house, she is a MINOR (I am assuming) and the father had every right to attack someone that he sees standing in his daughters room (who is naked and not supposed to be there BTW) in the middle of the night. I guess when you grow up and have kids you'll understand.