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saMAN is making that face because __________.
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Angelina Jolie Announces That Her Next Movie Will Be...
Maleficent!
At least, we think it is! Almost positive, actually!
Angelina Jolie was at the Berlin International Film Festival today, where she is screening her directorial debut, In The Land Of Blood and Honey out of competition, when she announced that the long-rumored project was next up for her - even though she didn't specifically call it by name!
She explains:
"I haven't acted in two years, and I haven't done anything else since this . The next thing I am looking at is a Disney movie. The best thing to find that balance is to do something that is just for children. You know, you find different ways to make things matter. When, for example, you do fun action movies, they are empowering for my daughters."
And since we've gotten word that the Luc Besson movie she had been eyeing seems to have stalled, and Maleficent recently got Robert Stromberg as a director, we think it's safe to say that the Linda Woolverton-written adaptation of the classic fairy tale is definitely where we'll see her next!
So, so cool!
Gurl is going to ROCK this! Don't U think?
[Image via WENN.]
because she wants to look more like a dude… she's nasty
because she looked in the mirror and realized how gross she is.
she smells fish on her top lip
her balls itch!
Wait…you´re telling me that this IS NOT her usual face?????
Lindsay is biting her butt.
Re: harrysnatch – I just taste U!
BECAUSE HARRY BALSAC HAS HIS DICK UP HER ASS!
…the night before it was Lindsay's turn to wear the strap-on.
cuz lezlo isn't attached to her hip
because she's so pretty
It’s not easy to know the truth, when you be followin one them bulldaggas around….you havta look real careful for certain clues (like a bulldagga don’t wear no lipsticks see). A Bulldagga hair is usually cut short and she don’t wear too much makeups on hua face. She’ll wear sandals but not in a feminine way (that’s how them bulldaggas know each other on the street guhls). That’s how they do, they go around in they motorcycles and they be swarmin around my house grrl. Them ole bulldaggas, they just holla loud….they like to play pool and beat each other upside the head. They likes that beer, they drinks a lot…them bulldaggas can put it way! They drinks quite a lot! . They don’t know when to quit! They keep botherin me…they want me to play pool or go out on a huntin trip…or climb a rock, now that’s ignunt! I’ve heard of athletics….but why would I wanna do that?? That’s ignunt! I know Im tellin the truth guhls, about them big, tall , muscular fools …..called a bulldagga! Im not sure really, if they is women or if they are menz!! They just bulldaggas!! I dint say I don’t like them, you betta be wit one if your car breaks down….they can change a tire (with one hand tied behind they back) ……guhl them bulldaggas know how to do all them mechanical thangs…cus they all drive trucks!!!
she has stinkface
Re: harrybalsac – lots of me!!!!
Because she's fug and she owns it.
she is making a frankenstein face for halloween
she ugly!
Re: abercorey – what the heck was that?! lol! ur so crazy….
i think she is thizzin'….
She realizes how ugly she is! Why is Lindsay with this nasty bitch? She could do better!
Re: abercorey –
drug induced ramble???
she kind of looks like lezlo's little sis…..ewww creeeeeeeepyy
Because that IS her face.
Re: harrysnatch – MMMM! Hot Cherry PIE!
man is she ugly! i think her fug is rubbing off onto lohan too. they are starting to look a lot like - great all we need is 2 of those ugly beyotches running around. =S
She just sniffed her fingers
because she threw a huge fart and (s)he enjoyed!
because she smelled her fingers and they smelled like lezlo's crotch.
dayum shes ugly
because she found out Victoria Bekcham has her same hair cut.
because she was going to take out some snots when she was shot.
she smells linsdays ass on her fingers
she's so fea.. yuck
She's not 'making' any face… it's just her face.
YUCK!!!!
Re: LettyB – Quit diggin' in the yard mutt!
Ick, how fug. Normally she doesn't look this terrible.
Because she just got a wiff of MiLO's Cock and smelled LezLo on it.
I DONT KNOW…CAUSE SHES GOT TO TAKE A HUGE SHIT AND LINDSAY ISNT THERE TO WIPE HER ASS FOR HER.
OK…who threw the bucket of assholes at her? They all stuck.
Re: abercorey – ????
Ok Once again Sam repeat after me…you are NOT in a gang, and making those stupid hand signs makes you look like you are a gigantic living vat of old douche-water
Re: abercorey – WTF u Smokin'? Share !
WHAT the fuck is up with these stupid, peace-sign-making, Marky Mark scowls….? I've seen ONE truly attractive photo of Ronson — where she was natural, laughing, wide-eyed, open. Look, Sam — you can posture and be ugly or actually be "uncool" and lovely. This should be a no-brainer…..
because it makes her look like a brunette aaron carter
Re: bango skanks – YAH PROBABLY, HIS DRUG OF CHOICE IS ECSTASY!
Because she is listening to her own music!
I have no idea why she ALWAYS makes this face. Does she think it makes her look sexy, cool, or gangster? She just needs to stop!
she looks like she has Down syndrome in that pic wtf?
she has to poop!
holy crap!! zombies are roaming vegas! news at 10.
she's saying.. "brains!! more brains!!"
haha i crack myself up.
srsly tho.. can she get any uglier ? she looks like she smells of cat food and ass
Re: harrybalsac – CAN'T YOU COME UP WITH SOMETHING BETTER THAN THAT! YOU FUCKING INGROWN PUBIC HAIR!
Her thumb is up her ass?
Re: harrysnatch –
everybody needs a little Shirley Q. Liquor once in a while…..just know that any of my long rants are prob quotes from Ms. Liquor
she just smelled a fart….
….she realized that she's fucking Lindsay Lohan…and she's kinda pissed
Could "she" be any more unattractive? WTF Is Lindsay thinking? I don't care how happy she is, she should find herself someone more pleasant. Ew!
because she sharted
I see three possibilities:
1.: Her strap on broke last night
2.: Her two fingers have two different Lindsay smells….
3.: both
I would prefer # 3
Whatcha think????
Another low life classless whore. She is such a nobody that she has to associate herself with the drug addict Blohan. Two of humanity's stupids low lifes.
because she dosent know what she is doing.
She's not as pretty as Perez.
…She can still smell Lindsay on her two fingers!!!!!
1. she just saw herself in the mirror
2. shes trying to scare someone away
3. shes a nasty ficking dyke bitch whos apparently proud of her hideousness because she just cant stop pointed it out for us.
You know how smelling vomit makes you want to vomit… well the same happens when you look at vomit. this bitch is gross.
WOW.
She looks like Mr. Bean
Re: LettyB – hahahahaha…you rock LettyB.
Judging by all the pictures of her on your site, this is her "I'm posing for a picture" face. Complete with peace sign, which always seems to accompany it. Maybe she thinks that she'll just make herself ugly in every picture taken of her, because she doesn't realize she doesn't have to do anything extra.
…she saw your face perez.
bad times.
She's not making a face; she really is that fugly.
She just realized she really doesn't have a twig and berries, and twice is how many times she checked.
Oh please don't ever make that face again….. lol
Re: LettyB –
I thought it was crack
Re: Bteezy – lmao
that's just her face.
"saMAN is making that face because" she's no Hwood bimbo, so why should she smile ???
Re: bango skanks – NOT IN THE MORNING, CRACK IS FOR LATER!!!
She's putting the MAN in SAMANTHA?
Re: LettyB – #51. OMG! THAT'S ONE OF YOUR BEST LINES EVER–ALTHOUGH STILL NOT AS GOOD AS "ANDY27'S EYES LOOK LIKE TWO PISSHOLES IN THE SNOW!" TEAM LETTY B!!!
she thinks she's c00l
It's doing its Horshak impression!
She's an ugly dyke?
She is shitting her pants haha OMG DID YOU GUYS HEAR ANOTHER PINK FLOYD MEMBER HAS PASSED AWAY =( SAD SAD NEWS TO THE MUSIC INDUSTRY
because lezLo just farted!
Somebody asked her to make the expression
she gives Lindsay right before the sheets get all wet.
because her fingers stink like someone's unmentionables.
she just caught a whif of her own vagina.
because she didn't get to lick Lindsay's tatut
she knew emo stripes were not butch enough!
Ewww….she/he looks like Lemony Snickett!
because he/she (it"s) constipated? gross it's just nasty and wear a bag over it's head.
because she can still smell lindsay's vagina on her fingers
She got a whiff of Lindsay on her stink finger……
I thought lesbians were atracted to other FEMALES? Shit, I'm straight and there are other females I find attractive. That thing in the picture is a fucking male. An ugly one at that. A pune of a boi. She needs some big black dick rammed up her ass to get that puss off of her face.
And please note, my post is nothing biggotted toward homosexuals… I just find this person extremely ugly, talentless, and rude.
And who ever think there's no "gene" is tremendously fooled.
Because she's addicted to rage. Aint that just like a man??
Re: abercorey –
The most unfunny thing I've ever read on this site.
…Perez's rock beat her scissors.
because she looks like a dude. barf.
she's dying a slow miserable death.
My theory on beauty and the beast….something is horribly wrong with Samantha. She's gravely ill and Lindsay feels sorry for her and wants her to have happiness before whatever disease takes her out of this world. There it is…black and white.
Re: jesmil –
wow, you're a little bitch arent you?
She's like Frankenstein ('s sister.) O.O Totally looks like him.
And she is not making that face.. It's just the way she looks. (: