Headline Of The Week Weak
"Oregon man captures 6-foot lizard in his yard
Creature wrestled into cage, now on display at pet store"
Crazy - and scary too! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.
[Image via WENN.]
Oregon man captures 6-foot lizard in his yard
Creature wrestled into cage, now on display at pet store
An Oregon man playing in the yard with his toddler sons recently recaptured a 6-foot-long lizard capable of killing pets and injuring humans.
Ryan Nelson said he thought it was a crocodile when he first spotted the Nile monitor by the rose bushes. He was able to capture it and wrestle it into a large metal dog cage with the help of Dalton Brown from MB Reptiles, a pet store in Grants Pass.
No report on missing lizards has been filed recently with either the Josephine County sheriff's office or Grants Pass police.
But officials say whoever lost the lizard should have immediately reported it because the Nile monitor's teeth and claws make it dangerous to pets and people.
The lizard is now on display at the pet store.
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.pretty. Figures that THIS photo wasn't photoshopped. "Someday" everything will be pretty…
yucky.
we just have bunnies in our backyard.
fuzzy little critters are ok.
Anyone want to wrestle a 8" trouser snake?
What
Yeah bitches
First?
I see the guy in the picture manifest himself in my mind's eye a lot, when I'm drunk.
Re: harrybalsac – I'll wrestle that with my hands tied behind my back.
Oh grody!
What the fuck does this story have to do with the price of tea in Hollywood?
Jesus jumped up Christ-that's alot of lizard!
Ew.
Go ahead pet him, he don't bite.
Re: Andy27 – Ladies first.
I don't think it's right of them to put the lizard on display in a pet store…it's a wild animal and even though it's "gross" and "ugly" and 6 ft long it's still an animal and a wild one at that.
Re: karencarpenter – what the hell are you talking about?
Re: Andy27 – Doesn't being drunken all the time affect your 'emissions'?
Leave it to to the closet homo Harry & the buttplug Andy to gay it up as usual.
Is that Rob Estes from Melrose Place ?
people need to keep their lizards to themselves
What the hell was Tommy Lee's cock doing in Oregon????
Re: harrybalsac – sure harry, know anyone?
Re: StayTrue – It wasn't wild, it was a lost pet they put it in the pet store to help find it's owner it has since contacted by the lizard's owner and is or will be heading home.
Got to love the stories that come from my state
thats bullshit they put it in a petstore. its horrible. its wrong. i hope one day were able to lock humans up in cages and display them. fuckin humans man. karmas a biiiitch.
So that's what a chupacabra looks like?
what is that shit???????
POOR LIZARD. WHY ARE THEY KEEPING IT IN A CAGE IN A PET STORE?
That picture gives me the creeps!!!
CRAAZZZZYYY!!! i would FREAK OUT if I saw that…a large lizard coming after you??? I wanna see a pic!
ANIMAL CRUELTY!!!!!!!!!!!
I read about that in the Oregonian…
Why are all of the freaks from my state? (i.e. pregnant man)
i almost moved to oregon once
now i'm pretty much glad i didn't
Wierd, my friend had a monitor lizzard that got loose and ate the neigbor's dog.
For a moment I thought Björk was releasing another album.
Note to all, she is harmless…. I should know as this is one of my creations. She is of alien and reptilian origin and I have been lovingly nurturing her since the day she was born. It seem she has developed very quickly and has now reached sexual maturity, that is why she escaped, in search of a mate. i would not like to be in her way when her sexual drive kicks in but because she knows me as her mother only I would be able to aproach safely. She is now at home and safe, but if anyone knows of a male that would make a suitable mate, please contact me. Thanks
Wow! It's a good thing he caught it before it attacked the kids!
Re: StayTrue – Ditto! That's exactly what I as gonna say. Shame on them!
she is harmless, I should know as I am her creator. I have nurtured this creature from the day she is born and would be greatfull to have her returned. She is of alien/reptile origin and is one of a kind.