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Milking The Cow Dry

Filed under: Zportz > Michael Phelps


As if he wasn't already oversaturated enough…..

Michael Phelps wants more money!

The record breaking Olympic swimmer is cashing in on his 8 golds in Beijing and making the most of his newfound uber-fame.

The hot-bodied Phelps is everywhere these days, including in a new commercial hawking some private jet company.

CLICK HERE to check it out!



57 comments to “Milking The Cow Dry”

  1. 1

    put that horse's face down and ass up!!!

  2. 2

    and rip that ass a new one….

  3. 3

    Over him. Moving on.

  4. 4

    he was great on SNL

  5. 5

    it's probably the company of the jet that's been flying him around since he got back from Beijing. he might as well take the opportunities that come.

  6. 6

    He sucked on SNL, 15 mins. about up.

  7. 7

    he needs his shirt off at all times. he need to get his fucked up teeth fixed, then maybe he can speak normally.

  8. 8

    how about stop reporting about him, and he'll go away. he is of no use with his clothes on. ZZzzZz

  9. 9

    kindof over him.

  10. 10

    why not? he spent years swimming, his mother spent God only knows how much money and time taking him to the pool. He has won medals before without this attention, so why not? It is not going to last forever and at least he is getting paid because he worked hard and represented his country. Better than that stupid 'champagne in a can' company paying paris $1million for holding the can. If he doesn't become the spokesperson for these companies, they will just offer it to someone else.

  11. 11

    oh gosh…

  12. 12

    what a fecking queer

  13. BS says – reply to this
    13

    Too bad Michael Phelps doesn't know how this company really treats its pilots…..

  14. 14

    Re: harrybalsac

    aww I missed it…was he nekkid the whole time?

  15. 15

    i want to lick him all over

  16. 16

    with all the money he get from whoring himself out maybe he can get his teeth fixed.

  17. 17

    how long before he has enough money to fix his fucking teeth???

  18. 18

    i still love him

  19. 19

    Iam so sick of him./

  20. 20

    I think that commercial is stupid

  21. 21

    That commercial was actually cute. Too bad Phelps was ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE at acting on Saturday Night Live. He butchered the fuck out of his lines!

  22. 22

    Re: harrybalsac – i thought he sucked too.

  23. 23

    I think that this cunt's insignificance has been proven because nobody asked him to come to Texas and swim.

  24. 24

    Re: abercorey – FUCKING SICKO!

  25. 25

    That was so dumb

  26. 26

    JESUS CHRIST he could learn a thing or two about not wearing out your welcome so fucking fast. AND GET THOSE TEETH FIXED!

  27. 27

    that was almost as bad as the snl show on saturday! geez.
    it's OK that he can't act. he should stick to printed advertisments, like cereal boxes and speedo ads!!

  28. Gum18 says – reply to this
    28

    ugh. I want him to go away

  29. 29

    Great for him! And he didn't suck on SNL. Loved when his shirt went up and his hard body was exposed!

  30. 30

    I really like Michael Phelps.
    -
    I love his body more than I love my grandma :(

  31. 31

    oh, and to make matters worse it looks like this commercial was thrown together by a second grader in about fifteen seconds.

  32. 32

    Yeah, that's right. Grab every opportunity for more money while you're in the spotlight. Next year there's someone else at the top.

  33. 33

    i'm starting to like michael phelps, he's really growing on me. but he'll be gone soon, his 15 minutes are gonna be up.

  34. xcite says – reply to this
    34

    the other commercial is funny too…he was singing:)

  35. 35

    Leave Michael alone! He earned the right to do whatever he wants, what have you done? And as for his teeth, least they're not rotten in his mouth, go pick on Amy for that! Bunch of jerks, let Michael enjoy his time int he spot light.

  36. 36

    why not?! It's not like malikg money is a crime.

  37. 37

    he is so ugly,,,, eew

  38. 38

    why not?! It's not like making money is a crime.

  39. 39

    That was seriously the queerist thing I have seen in awhile. I would be so embarrased if I was phelps. Then again, it doesn't matter…he could have butt sex with a dude on national tv and girls would still want him.

  40. 40

    Ummm..judging from his "acting' skills on SNL (he could barely read the scripts in front of him!)…he should NOT be doing any commercials!

  41. 41

    Ok, love me some Phelpsy-poo, but this was the dumbest thing I've ever seen - it was kinda a 'jump the shark' moment.. Whoever wrote it should be fired and whoever in his camp who said "yeah, he'll do a commerical if he travels for free" should have been more clear on the content of said commerical. Beep-beep-beep…. oh, LAME.

  42. 42

    Must agree the video is a bit cheesy…

  43. BS says – reply to this
    43

    Re: HOT4COOK – Thank you! the commercial is awful!!

  44. 44

    I'm over him, too much Michael phelps!!!!! and he was bad on SNL

  45. 45

    is this commercial silently implying that you can smuggle anything into, out, or around the country on a private plane…… cause its kinda true….

  46. 46

    i dont get why he is such a big deal in the entertaiment business

  47. DLR says – reply to this
    47

    lol, phelps was enjoying that metal scan a little too much especially when the guy kept stopping around his crotch. oh yeah, just had to pull up his shirt and see a naked belly, yeah, there's medals there, surprise! :P

  48. 48

    WTF??
    that didn't even make sense…..
    he is pug fugy…

  49. 49

    that was the GAYEST thing i have ever seen

  50. 50

    this man has such an ugly face it is incredible.Not even that hot fuckable body makes up or it.He looks like he needs a bucket of oats strapped to his mouth and my cock in his hole.

  51. 51

    That was kind of gay….literally

  52. 52

    he's ugly. he talks weird. i'm willing to bet he's an asshole. blah.

  53. 53

    he should enjoy and MILK IT
    until we get tired.
    I love him, he wasn't funny on SNL though…

  54. 54

    people you are just jealous u_u
    who cares if he has not the perfect teeth
    he stills rich and famous
    and he has a hot body :]

  55. 55

    Really stupid commercial.

  56. 56

    ugh this is so damn stupid!