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Phelps' Midas Touch Intact

Filed under: TV News > Michael Phelps

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Viewers didn't seem to mind Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton - portrayed hilariously by Tina Fey and Amy Poehler - in lieu of Barak Obama (The real one!) on SNL's season premiere on Saturday.

The 34th season opener, hosted by golden boy Michael Phelps, debuted Sept. 13th with a 7.4 rating/18 share in the metered markets. That's the highest local-market average for an SNL season premiere since 2001 and an increase of 64% from one year earlier on Sept. 29th with a 4.5/11.

Let's hope the voting booths experience a similar increase!

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33 comments to “Phelps' Midas Touch Intact”



  1. 1

    first! :)



  2. 2

    …that Tina Fey is a riot. And what an actress. "One Fine Day" we will have a government run by the people and headed by intelligent, worthy folks.



  3. 3

    i thought he was really really funny.



  4. 4

    i wish i woulda recorded it! i was drivin home…. :(



  5. 5

    Hey fatso. How come you don't talk about Mr. McCain now leading in all the national polls ahead of Hussein Obama. Hmmmm…..my the silence is deafening.



  6. 6

    I can't be the only one who thinks Michael Phelps is pretty much the fugliest guy on television. I already know you bitches who can't get off his dick will say "you're jealous…blah blah blah…gold medals….blah blah blah…shallow…blah blah blah…he's hot" but no one really gives a shit. He's fug, and I'm glad his annoying 15 minutes will be up by January.



  7. 7

    ratings aside, and to no real fault of Michael Phelps, this was the weakest SNL i've seen in a long time, particularly after having a whole summer to come up with good material. I was so disappointed!



  8. 8

    so funny how ppl say their over him…but still everybody watches…he's no 15 min wonder:)
    he's a charmer…i cant get enough of him…
    …and the more pple hate on him..the more i think they just wish they were him…



  9. 9

    I wish people would just get off this guy's nuts. Yeah, he won all those medals and shit, but I'm sick of seeing his fugly mug everywhere and hear everyone gush about him. Maybe if he wasn't such a fucking dickhead in person it wouldn't bother me as much.



  10. 10

    I watched the whole show. The only funny part was the opening segment with palin/clinton parody. Everything else sucked. I especially hated the segment with the restaurant waiter. Really bad. I hope it gets better after this!!!
    Oh yeah and Sat Night live…Phelps is a swimmer, not a comedian, he was terrible.



  11. 11

    Re: Monica Anabella
    you shallow? no way!
    ;) take the stick out…



  12. 12

    Fey was spot on. Phelps, a yawner.



  13. 13

    Props to MP for his gold medals, but I really don't care either way about him. Everyone knew that Tina Fey was going to make an appearance…that was the big draw and she didn't dissapoint!



  14. 14

    Re: njpaul0129 – Typical numbnuts republican response…go ahead and keep emphasizing "Hussein" it makes you seem really clever. Not ignorant at all.



  15. 15

    Sarah Palin is a RATING QUEEN - This woman can make an TV station rich, just to appear for 5 minutes. Even an impersonation about her, will make history.-

    A real fenomenom…I feel sorry for the liberal media and the Obama campaign, they don't know what to do anymore to destroy Palin. I think that the only thing they can do is cut and run…..ja ja ja ja!!

    MCCAIN/PALIN 08



  16. 16

    Michael Phelps had NOTHING to do with the good ratings.He was terrible it was a pain watching him "preform" in each sketch he was in. I love SNL and liked most of the sketches he was not in. But, we was the worst host in a long time.

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    17

    They didn't watch it for this boring fugly guy! He ruined the show if anything. He shoudl stick to swimming and getting DUI's. That's what he's good at. People tuned in to see Tina Fey portray Palin. No on wanted to see Barrack Sadam Hussein Obama the muslim on a New York t.v show you fat fuck!



  18. 18

    I think Phelps did a great job. The skits were kinda lame, except for the last one when he promotes the Michael Phelps diet. Hilarious!! But it's not his fault that the skits get lamer and lamer each year.



  19. 19

    Michael Phelps has a CROSS DRESSER face.You know in 20 yrs hell be wearing size 14 jimmy choos in his big feet and a hot garter belt and a ivienne Westwood corsette.This man has CROSS DRESSER written all over him.



  20. 20

    poor michael phelps. He is strictly an athlete and definately not an actor. The only reason I staid awake was for lil wayne.
    MP is still amazing. It might not be only his fault…the writers for snl are really getting lame.



  21. 21

    Isn't it spelled Barack? I mean, you can't even spell it right?

    Tina Fey is okay at times- other times, she is essentially one of the most sarcastic and mean spirited women I've ever seen- and when that shines through, it is just sad to me. She had a pretty easy time writing mean girls. Hope her daughter doesn't meet people like her mother when SHE gets to school. After the first skit, Amy Poehler, who now has the arrogant attitude showing, sucked last night. It's time to wipe that slate clean. No one was worth a crap. The skits were so LAME. Obama is probably so relieved he wasn't part of that cluster fk.



  22. 22

    from the neck down. they need to do something about that head!



  23. 23

    WORST…SNL EPISODE…EVER!!!



  24. 24

    i loved him on SNL. i mean it was kinda hard to watch when he would mess up or try to hard but i still love him!



  25. 25

    SNL was TERRIBLE! It was not funny.

    Well, except for the sketch he wasn't in. The Tina Fey one.



  26. 26

    Re: Monica Anabella – He is the male equivalent of a "butterface": his body looks amazing…. and then you see him from the neck up.



  27. 27

    too bad he wasn't funny at all on saturday. not that i expected him to be able to act, but damn…that was rough.

    for the record, i am kind of sick of hearing about him. looks like a horse sat on that poor boys face…



  28. 28

    I watched it for the Tina Fey/Palin skit. Then I changed the channel.



  29. 29

    They totally watched for Tina and not this tool. He is so fucking ugly I would even blow him at a gloryhole. He look doofy as fuck and if that is what SNL wanted him for in hopes of having people laugh at how ugly he is; that much like his now forgotten gold medal wins, is a novelty that wears thin quick. Who really gives a fuck about this uber douche?



  30. 30

    He's ICKY!



  31. 31

    He's so frickin UGLY! plus.. he's old news now.



  32. 32

    Tina Fey. Hilarious. She certainly reinforced how clown-like and irrelevant Sarah Palin really is.



  33. 33

    aww i love michael.
    he's so nerdy and down to earth.