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Heidi Montag celebrates her birthday on Monday with boyfriend Spencer Pratt at staged paparazzi photo shoot in Malibu.

Heidi Montag is __________.

[Image by Andrade via Pacific Coast News Onlin.]

Posted: September 16, 2008 at 12:19 pm

168 comments to “Fill In The Blank”

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harrybalsac says – reply to this

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Going to DP herself w/ those boots!
916Girl says – reply to this

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trying to make phone calls!
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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OMG! $7, I'm the Mayor of Turd Town!
uhlaneuh says – reply to this

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getting her very first pair of hooker boots.
CrackTastic2 says – reply to this

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Media-Whore!!!
LettyB says – reply to this

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A PIECE OF SHIT AND A WASTE OF HUMAN SKIN!
Vegasborn says – reply to this

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A MAN!!!!!!!!
mama of 2 says – reply to this

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a douche bag.
Alysa01 says – reply to this

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an idiot!
mckenziej2 says – reply to this

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retarded.
Nurse Allison says – reply to this

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…entertaining
allisonpaige says – reply to this

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looks pregnant
Andy27 says – reply to this

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Rich, pretty, and famous…and could give two flying fucks about what people have to say about her!!
DiveOnASpikeAlready says – reply to this

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Why wont she just Dive on a spike already!
M3chick says – reply to this

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an untellented, ugly jackass with a retarded boyfriend.
Estelle hairball says – reply to this

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What a sick talentless bitch.
Milo Cyrus says – reply to this

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Thankful. I think this is such a cute picture. She looks so youthful.
poprox says – reply to this

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7 years old?
grace-e says – reply to this

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Heidi Montag is just a little bit confused and thinkkng "what do i do with these?Where do they go?…here?
Crazy\"N\"Az says – reply to this

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A human body filled with nothing but air or possibly an acid spitting demon created by republicans.
Oldmarobins says – reply to this

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a cunt
foofoo says – reply to this

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fat
Aimbo says – reply to this

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Fucking hideous.
QueenAndy84 says – reply to this

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trying to heat the ocean
parkersmommy says – reply to this

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in need of professional help
Fashionista954 says – reply to this

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a bad version of barbie
jennifurr-x says – reply to this

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100% tragic?
chodi says – reply to this

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trying to hear the ocean
MsMeow says – reply to this

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A sad young woman who acts like a…………..MEDIA WHORE!
MontrealGirl says – reply to this

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:needing to dump Spencer ASAP!!
And those boots are FUG!! :S
PickleG29 says – reply to this

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not worthy of blog space. Blech.
BananaForHannah says – reply to this

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a pawn in Spencer's quest for fame & money
teho says – reply to this

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Holding Spencer's balls.
Da Funk xo says – reply to this

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LOVELY
BiBi86 says – reply to this

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looking like a happy, slightly uncomfortable chris crocker with a vajayjay
teho says – reply to this

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Re: uhlaneuh – First?? Try her 7,256th pair of hooker boots
Onions says – reply to this

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an asshole.
robynnn06 says – reply to this

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holding one pair of butt fugly ankle boots! nice choice, spencer…
friscofran says – reply to this

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a herpes on the asshole of pop culture.
LettyB says – reply to this

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Re: harrybalsac – NO YOU ARE KING OF FUCKTARDS!
IDontCare420 says – reply to this

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is someone who…if she died no one would care…It would do the world good to have one less stupid, attention seeking whore like her!!!
Hayworth Honey says – reply to this

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. . . previewing her new line of Celebrity Shoe Phones.
torrrieB says – reply to this

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holding some really ugly boots
Daisha loves Perez says – reply to this

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brain dead
ViolaG says – reply to this

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Truly religious people who follow their faith don't live in sin with their boyfriends. I can't wait until these two get cancelled.
Lord Wombourne says – reply to this

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a bell end!
tnkitty says – reply to this

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…a midget?
cbear8290 says – reply to this

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Heidi Montag is a hooker that murders snakes to make boots.
whatevia says – reply to this

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brain damaged?
UberBling says – reply to this

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gonna fuck me
sexypatriotgirl says – reply to this

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A Douche
AnotherAndyAlias says – reply to this

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…..trying to hear the ocean.
michelicopter says – reply to this

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a full grown prostitute?
lovesickbilly says – reply to this

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America.
Muy Feo says – reply to this

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Re: State ziti – YES
sunny88 says – reply to this

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a dirty whore =]
mamajud says – reply to this

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….laughing all the way to the bank.
DaDevil says – reply to this

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a bobble head with big tits
LizzYD says – reply to this

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has way too much time on her hands to stage photo shoots. spencer ur a tool
jkvasquez says – reply to this

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in need of a wake up call!
lefty lady says – reply to this

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A nobody. I refuse to watch the hills. So she's a nobody to me. And probably millions of others as well.
PinkMartinii says – reply to this

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on acid
TORTEZ says – reply to this

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The most self absorbed bitch in LA,first melons now boots ughhh…fake media ho. Do something for others,it won't kill you….cut bait with slimy Spencer,he is so using you to feed his out of control ego.
murcat says – reply to this

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a douchenozzle
thatsme says – reply to this

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is a fucktard!!!
KShay says – reply to this

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not worth wasting space on your blog talking about. Roadkill is more interesting than this chick…
Azura says – reply to this

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"Heidi Montag is" enjoying it while it last
TheWench says – reply to this

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Listening for the ocean.
BibiBalls says – reply to this

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Needs to be stabbed in the head with the heels of those boots.
phaphatcat says – reply to this

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a media whore.
chochachacha says – reply to this

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i don't understand why any one gives these douchebags any media coverage! all the hills boneheads are boring and annoying and don't understand why they get any attention what so ever. please for the love of god let their 15 minutes be up so i never have to read, see or hear about them ever again.
Jaquanda says – reply to this

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…confused about what to put between the stripper boot bookends.
marberry says – reply to this

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a cutie, I'm starting to like her more.
WhiteGirl says – reply to this

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Letty B YOU ARE QUEEN OF ALL FUCKTARDS and your face is ugly…why are you so gay?!!?!!?!!?!!?
Princess Mandie says – reply to this

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Trying to phone home to the motherland.
CottonMouth says – reply to this

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I try to be nice but when I see posts like these, the nasty in me comes out. I HATE THIS DUMB WHORE AND HER NASTY ASS MAN!!!! Why in the world do we keep hearing about them??????? All the media outlets keep blasting them however they keep posting their pics. They are perpetuating our agony. These 2 are parasites and should be exterminated. They are the lowest form of life there is.
HondaRider says – reply to this

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answering her shoe….she got a call from Mars…
Anonymous says – reply to this

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…ummm? …an idiot? …
MahReeAh says – reply to this

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Is a Douche Bag
CottonMouth says – reply to this

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Re: Andy27 – Now I remember why I dislike you…
CottonMouth says – reply to this

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Re: chochachacha – Amen. Lauren is boring looking and not pretty. No personality. Audrina looks like a fucking airhead with chiclet teeth..and I don't know who the others are but I am sure they are up there in the SkankWhore Scale
BelleHall says – reply to this

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giving me the creeps every time I look at her. I really really REALLY don't like her.
vitosrg says – reply to this

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sad…i mean who stages paparazzi photo shoots?? does spencer's mouth annoy anyone else?
D-Bag says – reply to this

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a worthless cunt.
lexcruzer says – reply to this

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fucking annoying
madeira says – reply to this

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is she sperminated? or just a heffer?
The Dog says – reply to this

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is the first sign of the apocalypes……
Aaaandy! says – reply to this

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…retarded
----Beam--Me--Up--Snottie---- says – reply to this

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OBNOXIOUS… every DAY of the WEEK!
lillylover says – reply to this

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finally kicking herself in the head, she beat me to it!
buffaloclerkk says – reply to this

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the Anti-Christ.
From-meeeee says – reply to this

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… is going to rehab for having a serious condition relating to her foot fetish"
tigger says – reply to this

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God's make up gift to Spencer, because he forgot to give him brain and balls.
RDRH says – reply to this

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a bit too much of a showoff to be famous. She's the type that spoke really loudly in the high school lunch line so people would hear her "secrets".

Does she actually have fans? If so, please comment what it is you like about her. I hate that so many talentless people are getting themselves on television these days.
GottaGetBack says – reply to this

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fucking retarded
bongo says – reply to this

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is getting licked by a hooker while she holds her boots
j cool says – reply to this

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a fucking cunt, i am so damn sick of her ass
loulabelle says – reply to this

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A total TWAT that needs a good kicking!
ms.snoop says – reply to this

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an ugly ass fucking wombat!!! you need to boycott her and spencer's "spontaneous" photo ops, and ignore them, then maybe they will go the hell away!!!
omgggg says – reply to this

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effin' shamefull and desperate!

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