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Heidi Montag celebrates her birthday on Monday with boyfriend Spencer Pratt at staged paparazzi photo shoot in Malibu.

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Heidi Montag is __________.

[Image by Andrade via Pacific Coast News Onlin.]

    Posted: Sep 16, 2008 at 12:19 pm / Email this  »

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    1. 1

      Going to DP herself w/ those boots!



    2. 2

      trying to make phone calls!



    3. 3

      OMG! $7, I'm the Mayor of Turd Town!



    4. 4

      getting her very first pair of hooker boots.



    5. 5

      Media-Whore!!!



    6. 6

      A PIECE OF SHIT AND A WASTE OF HUMAN SKIN!



    7. 7

      A MAN!!!!!!!!



    8. 8

      a douche bag.



    9. 9

      an idiot!



    10. 10

      retarded.



    11. 11

      …entertaining



    12. 12

      looks pregnant



    13. 13

      Rich, pretty, and famous…and could give two flying fucks about what people have to say about her!!



    14. 14

      Why wont she just Dive on a spike already!



    15. 15

      an untellented, ugly jackass with a retarded boyfriend.



    16. 16

      What a sick talentless bitch.



    17. 17

      Thankful. I think this is such a cute picture. She looks so youthful.



    18. 18

      7 years old?



    19. 19

      Heidi Montag is just a little bit confused and thinkkng "what do i do with these?Where do they go?…here?



    20. 20

      A human body filled with nothing but air or possibly an acid spitting demon created by republicans.



    21. 21

      a cunt



    22. 22

      fat

    23. Aimbo says – reply to this


      23

      Fucking hideous.



    24. 24

      trying to heat the ocean



    25. 25

      in need of professional help



    26. 26

      a bad version of barbie



    27. 27

      100% tragic?

    28. chodi says – reply to this


      28

      trying to hear the ocean



    29. 29

      A sad young woman who acts like a…………..MEDIA WHORE!



    30. 30

      :needing to dump Spencer ASAP!!
      And those boots are FUG!! :S



    31. 31

      not worthy of blog space. Blech.



    32. 32

      a pawn in Spencer's quest for fame & money

    33. teho says – reply to this


      33

      Holding Spencer's balls.



    34. 34

      LOVELY



    35. 35

      looking like a happy, slightly uncomfortable chris crocker with a vajayjay :)

    36. teho says – reply to this


      36

      Re: uhlaneuh – First?? Try her 7,256th pair of hooker boots



    37. 37

      an asshole.



    38. 38

      holding one pair of butt fugly ankle boots! nice choice, spencer…



    39. 39

      a herpes on the asshole of pop culture.



    40. 40

      Re: harrybalsac – NO YOU ARE KING OF FUCKTARDS!



    41. 41

      is someone who…if she died no one would care…It would do the world good to have one less stupid, attention seeking whore like her!!!



    42. 42

      . . . previewing her new line of Celebrity Shoe Phones.



    43. 43

      holding some really ugly boots



    44. 44

      brain dead



    45. 45

      Truly religious people who follow their faith don't live in sin with their boyfriends. I can't wait until these two get cancelled.



    46. 46

      a bell end!



    47. 47

      …a midget?



    48. 48

      Heidi Montag is a hooker that murders snakes to make boots.



    49. 49

      brain damaged?



    50. 50

      gonna fuck me



    51. 51

      A Douche



    52. 52

      a full grown prostitute?



    53. 53

      America.



    54. 54


    55. 55

      a dirty whore =]



    56. 56

      ….laughing all the way to the bank.



    57. 57

      a bobble head with big tits



    58. 58

      has way too much time on her hands to stage photo shoots. spencer ur a tool



    59. 59

      in need of a wake up call!



    60. 60

      A nobody. I refuse to watch the hills. So she's a nobody to me. And probably millions of others as well.



    61. 61

      on acid



    62. 62

      The most self absorbed bitch in LA,first melons now boots ughhh…fake media ho. Do something for others,it won't kill you….cut bait with slimy Spencer,he is so using you to feed his out of control ego.



    63. 63

      a douchenozzle



    64. 64

      is a fucktard!!!

    65. KShay says – reply to this


      65

      not worth wasting space on your blog talking about. Roadkill is more interesting than this chick…

    66. Azura says – reply to this


      66

      "Heidi Montag is" enjoying it while it last



    67. 67

      Listening for the ocean.



    68. 68

      Needs to be stabbed in the head with the heels of those boots.



    69. 69

      a media whore.



    70. 70

      i don't understand why any one gives these douchebags any media coverage! all the hills boneheads are boring and annoying and don't understand why they get any attention what so ever. please for the love of god let their 15 minutes be up so i never have to read, see or hear about them ever again.



    71. 71

      …confused about what to put between the stripper boot bookends.



    72. 72

      a cutie, I'm starting to like her more.



    73. 73

      Letty B YOU ARE QUEEN OF ALL FUCKTARDS and your face is ugly…why are you so gay?!!?!!?!!?!!?



    74. 74

      Trying to phone home to the motherland.



    75. 75

      I try to be nice but when I see posts like these, the nasty in me comes out. I HATE THIS DUMB WHORE AND HER NASTY ASS MAN!!!! Why in the world do we keep hearing about them??????? All the media outlets keep blasting them however they keep posting their pics. They are perpetuating our agony. These 2 are parasites and should be exterminated. They are the lowest form of life there is.



    76. 76

      answering her shoe….she got a call from Mars…

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      77

      …ummm? …an idiot? …



    78. 78

      Is a Douche Bag



    79. 79

      Re: Andy27 – Now I remember why I dislike you…



    80. 80

      Re: chochachacha – Amen. Lauren is boring looking and not pretty. No personality. Audrina looks like a fucking airhead with chiclet teeth..and I don't know who the others are but I am sure they are up there in the SkankWhore Scale



    81. 81

      giving me the creeps every time I look at her. I really really REALLY don't like her.



    82. 82

      sad…i mean who stages paparazzi photo shoots?? does spencer's mouth annoy anyone else?

    83. D-Bag says – reply to this


      83

      a worthless cunt.



    84. 84

      fucking annoying



    85. 85

      is she sperminated? or just a heffer?



    86. 86

      is the first sign of the apocalypes……



    87. 87

      …retarded



    88. 88

      OBNOXIOUS… every DAY of the WEEK!



    89. 89

      finally kicking herself in the head, she beat me to it!



    90. 90

      the Anti-Christ.



    91. 91

      … is going to rehab for having a serious condition relating to her foot fetish"



    92. 92

      God's make up gift to Spencer, because he forgot to give him brain and balls.

    93. RDRH says – reply to this


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      a bit too much of a showoff to be famous. She's the type that spoke really loudly in the high school lunch line so people would hear her "secrets".

      Does she actually have fans? If so, please comment what it is you like about her. I hate that so many talentless people are getting themselves on television these days.



    94. 94

      fucking retarded



    95. 95

      is getting licked by a hooker while she holds her boots



    96. 96

      a fucking cunt, i am so damn sick of her ass



    97. 97

      A total TWAT that needs a good kicking! :)



    98. 98

      an ugly ass fucking wombat!!! you need to boycott her and spencer's "spontaneous" photo ops, and ignore them, then maybe they will go the hell away!!!



    99. 99

      effin' shamefull and desperate!



    100. 100

      THE MOST ANNOYING LITTLE GIRL TO WALK THIS EARTH. Seriously, she needs to get a clue that she is "known", NOt famous, for whoring herself out every chance she gets. Nobody takes her seriously, she is a fucking joke.

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