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McCain Invented The BlackBerry?????

Filed under: Politik > Barack Obama > John McCain

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So, did Presidential hopeful John McCain help create the BlackBerry?

According to a staffer, he did.

Douglas Holtz-Eakin, a top McCain policy adviser, waived his Blackberry around and told reporters today, "You're looking at the miracle that John McCain helped create."

Riiiight.

Did Holtz-Eakin also work for Al Gore when he claimed to have helped invent the internet??????

So did McCain do the same for the Blackberry?

Turns out not.

After Holtz-Eakin's comments, another McCain aid dismissed the remark simply as "a boneheaded joke by a staffer."

We don't think talking to the press and claiming a fact is a "joke."

And, oddly enough, McCain has acknowledge that he doesn't even know how to use a computer or send out emails.

Holtz-Eakin claims that McCain's "service on and leadership of the Senate Commerce Committee put him at the intersection of a number of economic interests, including the telecommunications industry." McCains "handling of regulation and deregulation of that industry in particular left him with the skills to help revive the economy amid a mortgage crisis, an energy crisis and a Wall Street meltdown."

Uh huh!

Holtz-Eakin added, "He can and has the judgment to put people in place with technical expertise, with the history of experience in the areas necessary, that we're going to get reforms."

But Matt McDonald, a senior McCain aide, says that McCain "laughed" when he heard the BlackBerry comment.

McDonald said, "He would not claim to be the inventor of anything, much less the BlackBerry. This was obviously a boneheaded joke by a staffer."

As for Barack Obama's side, they couldn't help but comment.

A statement by Obama's spokesman, Bill Burton said, "If John McCain hadn't said that 'the fundamentals of our economy are strong' on the day of one of our nation's worst financial crises, the claim that he invented the BlackBerry would have been the most preposterous thing said all week."

And there you have it.

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108 comments to “McCain Invented The BlackBerry?????”

More comments: [1] 2 »



  1. 1

    …he invented the whiteberry. Or was it the dingleberry…"One Fine Day' everyone will be treated equally. f*ckers…



  2. 2

    I'm feeling a little disenchanted now :(

    Andy: I need to take a nosedive between those asscheeks

    Swimstud: you need to sit on my dick and do carousels



  3. 3

    Obama invented the wireless watermelon.



  4. 4

    Re: abercorey – Head over to Tech and butt slam Jerry!



  5. 5

    The only thing that McCracken created was black balls….trying to take out Obama by kicking him in the balls…

    By the way, does his VP pronounce her last name "Puuuutin?" because isn't Puta mean WHORE in spanish?

  6. Anonymous says – reply to this


    6

    Haha, Cindy has to deal with the old man's dingleberry's every day!



  7. 7

    Hey LettyB, I found one of your cats,it's under my tire.



  8. 8

    August 2007: McCain voted to codify a controversial legislation that allows states to make an embryo or fetus—but not a pregnant woman—eligible for healthcare coverage. "Touch Me When We're Dancing". Then again fuhgetaboutit.



  9. 9

    hahah. suure



  10. 10

    Right… He admitted he doesn't even know how to email.



  11. 11

    Re: abercorey – why dont you, swimstud, and i all fuck-rape harrybalsac? it's always fun with the homos force anal on the straight boy.



  12. 12

    Re: harrybalsac – HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVES IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    OBAMA INVENTED THE WIRELESS WATERMELON!!!
    OBAMA INVENTED THE WIRELESS WATERMELON!!!
    OBAMA INVENTED THE WIRELESS WATERMELON!!!
    OBAMA INVENTED THE WIRELESS WATERMELON!!!



  13. 13

    Re: karencarpenter – Yes, because Obama invented the BLACKberry!



  14. 14

    I don't see this too bad. Economy has much to do with psycology and the atmospere among consumers. I think it would be sad to start competing who can be most negative as in the end there are severe problems that need to be solved but US is going to survive.



  15. 15

    I am now convinced that way too many Americans are idiots! The economy is in the shit hole, over 600 thousand americans have lost their jobs and republicans and conservatives want to put this war monger and elitist back in power for another 4 years. God help us!!



  16. 16

    got my iPhone the day they came out. beat the shit out of it, gym, drop it, thrown in a bitch fight and the thing works like a champ. Love it. fuck blackberry.



  17. 17

    From the Huffington Post : On the campaign trail on Monday, Mr. McCain, the Republican presidential nominee, struck a populist tone. Speaking in Florida, he said that the economy’s underlying fundamentals remained strong but were being threatened “because of the greed by some based in Wall Street and we have got to fix it.”

    But his record on the issue, and the views of those he has always cited as his most influential advisers, suggest that he has never departed in any major way from his party’s embrace of deregulation and relying more on market forces than on the government to exert discipline.

    While Mr. McCain has cited the need for additional oversight when it comes to specific situations, like the mortgage problems behind the current shocks on Wall Street, he has consistently characterized himself as fundamentally a deregulator and he has no history prior to the presidential campaign of advocating steps to tighten standards on investment firms.

    He has often taken his lead on financial issues from two outspoken advocates of free market approaches, former Senator Phil Gramm and Alan Greenspan, the former Federal Reserve chairman. Individuals associated with Merrill Lynch, which sold itself to Bank of America in the market upheaval of the past weekend, have given his presidential campaign nearly $300,000, making them Mr. McCain’s largest contributor, collectively.



  18. 18

    This is just stupid. It seems like people will take ANYTHING and make it negative.



  19. 19

    does he even know how to use a typewriter?



  20. 20

    Re: Andy27Re: abercorey – Yeah, i'm in the mood for some double penetration. think harry's ass can handle it.
    Andy, corey taught me you can't rape the willing.



  21. 21

    Re: Swimstud – I heard someone accidentally dropped an iphone like 4 stories and there was only a tiny scratch on it.. crazy.



  22. 22

    Re: Nurse Allison – Does this look swollen to you , nusre al?



  23. 23

    The Huffington Post is the only news source carrying this story. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    Forty-nine more days of Perez's ddesperate pleas to his uneduated followers.



  24. 24

    "fundamentals of our economy are strong" ? God help us if he is elected!



  25. 25

    Re: sweetpiece – Really? You get your news from Huffington? I'm not surprised. Anyway, the fault for this debacle lies squarely on the shoulders of both sides. They all get money, Greenspan and the housing bubble he helped created served all two Clinton terms and most of Bush's terms as Chairman of the Federal Reserve, and we have had a Democratic congress for two years now who could have legislated more oversight and regulations, and who failed to do so. EVERYONE's fault people.



  26. 26

    Re: Andy27

    OMG….that would make my week…that's even funner then swirlin him out GHB and each takin turns fuckin him!!!



  27. 27

    Enough of these fucking distractions, can we get to real issues at any point?!



  28. 28

    Re: Angelina_Is_A_Dirty_Whore – If you people bother to get your political news anywhere other than Perez, you would know that by "fundamentals" McCain meant "American people". Here is the whole quote if you're interested, which you probably aren't, but w/e.
    -
    ""Today we are seeing tremendous upheaval on Wall Street. The American economy is in crisis. Unemployment is on the rise and our financial markets are in turmoil. People are concerned about our economic future. But let me say something: this economic crisis is not the fault of the American people. Our workers are the most innovative, the hardest working, the best skilled, most productive, most competitive in the world. My opponents may disagree, but those fundamentals of America are strong. No one can match an American worker. Our workers sell more goods to more markets than any other on earth. Our workers have always been the strength of our economy, and they remain the strength of our economy today. "



  29. 29

    A statement by Obama's spokesman, Bill Burton said, "If John McCain hadn't said that 'the fundamentals of our economy are strong' on the day of one of our nation's worst financial crises, the claim that he invented the BlackBerry would have been the most preposterous thing said all week."

    And that ladies and gentleman is what you call OWNED!

    OBAMA/BIDEN 08!!!



  30. 30

    Re: Swimstud

    lol my friends iphone is WRECKED….he need's to get his money back….you can barely see the screen…it looks like someone ran over that shit 10 times with a semi…lol did you pull a Naomi and throw your iphone at some bitches head?



  31. 31

    It was a joke, Perez! So, do you think that Obama's plan to raise corporate taxes are going to get us out of the economic mess we're in?! Brilliant!



  32. 32

    Re: harrybalsac – THAT MAKES NO SENSE, MABE IF I HAD CATS! I HATE CATS! KING OF FUCKTARDS!



  33. 33

    ok so we want someone that cant even use a COMPUTER to run a country????? WTF??? he cant use a computer (which functions never change) but thinks he is qualified smart enough whatever…. to run this COUNTRY along with the "PITBULL" whose own family structure and upbringing goes against everything she stands for??? we are f**cked if the plain/mccaine party wins!!! OBAMA!!



  34. 34

    Ohhh come on——-that is obviously a joke Perez. STOP BEING A PARTISAN DOUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    And I'm pretty sure if McCAin could learn to fly a fighter jet, he could learn how to use email. He's just old school and doesn't use it—WHO CARES!!!!!!!



  35. 35

    Re: QuEEn Bee BitCheZ

    Do you know how to fly a fighter plane? Judging by your picture I think now. Idiots.



  36. 36

    The internets is a series of tubes…



  37. 37

    By the way, for all you McCain haters out there, the reason he can't use a computer or a blackberry for that matter is because of his war injuries, duh! If you haven't noticed, the guy can barely move his arms and doesn't have great use of his fingers. Makes it a bit hard to text when you have these issues.



  38. 38

    Re: Andy27Re: abercoreyRe: Swimstud – Evil homos.



  39. 39

    ha?



  40. 40

    umm… earth to McCain…. the blackberry was invented in CANADA, by a CANADIAN. Actually by Mike Lazaridis president and co-CEO of RIM…. a CANADIAN COMPANY.

    Seriously.. to my southern neighbours, if McCain/Palin are elected, you've proven why your country is in financial ruin… you keep electing uber-rich republican's who have no interest in the "little people", who will lie, steal, cheat… and even go so far as to commit treason to protect their own interests. PLEASE.. stop watching TV and start reading about who you are going to have run your country. Seriously! How stupid are you??



  41. 41

    Additionally, I'm sure McCain is feeling A-OK with the economy the way it is–the guy is rich beyond belief. I know where this guy lives (that's not suppose to sound as creepy as it seems, really) and he's LOADED. I can't help but think he has a distorted view on how bad it really is.

    Meanwhile, at my college graduating commencement this past May our featured speaker could only talk about how awful the economy, how many of us wouldn't be able to find work and if we did, it would probably be a lousy filler job until the economy shaped up. And you know what? She was right! I couldn't get a job at Wendy's right now even if I wanted to, it sucks. But hey, at least I get to spend all my free time on the perezhilton.com message board with some of you fine people, haha.



  42. 42

    YEAH RIGHT!!
    Check my USERNAME out!!



  43. 43

    Re: abercorey – lol nah, i wasn't Naomi, someone else was. the secret is the crystal film shield you put on the screen.

  44. sonny says – reply to this


    44

    McCain has said he CAN'T use a computer or email NOT that he doesn't know how. You know why he can't? Because the North Koreans crushed all of his fingers and broke both his arms and he is unable to use a computer without pain. The Obama ad was completely misleading. McCain was written up in Forbes and other magazines years ago for being the most technically savy senator. I think Obama's people need to get the facts straight before spew more lies. It makes the Obama people look like the idiots they are.

  45. Uker says – reply to this


    45

    "If John McCain hadn't said that 'the fundamentals of our economy are strong' on the day of one of our nation's worst financial crises, the claim that he invented the BlackBerry would have been the most preposterous thing said all week."
    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL best quote ever.
    Obama FTW
    come on Barrack you can do it, America and the whole word needs you.



  46. 46

    Obama is throwing a $28,500 a plate, $2,500 concert=$31,000 fundraiser in Bev. Hills. How about sending that money down to Texas instead? Oh wait thats right, Mr. Obama broke his promise on public financing and now has to relay on people who have no idea what real americans go through to get money…

    I think thats a bigger issues than the blackberry thing. BTW, McCain was on the committee that pushed blackberry forward…jesus I wish people would do some reseach!



  47. 47

    nah he created dirt.. get it right



  48. 48

    Re: Canada!!!COLON!!!eh – HEY GREAT COMMENT. BY THE WAY IS RIM GETTING BOUGHT OU BY ANOTHER COMPANY, I THOUGHT I HEARD SOMETHING ABOUT THAT? HOPE NOT IT'S ONE OF OUR BETTER CANADIAN OWN COMPANIES!



  49. 49

    Re: Andy27 – FUCK YOU'RE STUPID!

  50. Uker says – reply to this


    50

    Re: Blackacid Betty – the whole world is fucked.
    we should all thank Bush senior and that twit son of his for dragging us all into an illegal war and for driving the world's economy through the gutter.
    well done everyone.
    do you really want 4 more years of this shit???????? really????



  51. 51

    Re: Swimstud

    aww…he threw his iphone at you??? that shit would have gone straight to the washin machine, then the dishwasher!



  52. 52

    No way man. Blackberry is a CANADIAN COMPANY



  53. 53

    i think the worst financial crisis in our country was back in 1929…

  54. Uker says – reply to this


    54

    Re: danirobi – how about Mcsame sending some of his money to Texas.
    republicans like being anally rich by rich old men.



  55. 55

    Re: LettyB – FUCK I CAN'T SPELL!



  56. 56

    not a mccain supporter by any means, but this is how Alex Blagg on BWE.tv puts it…

    McCain’s advisor was actually referring to blackberries the fruit, not the ubiquitous mobile telecommunications devices. And John McCain did in fact help “create” the blackberry foodstuff inasmuch as he was one of the first settlers to introduce this fruits delicious pleasures to his fellow white Western colonists. As legend has it, McCain first learned about blackberries from an old Injun trail scout named Bear Runner he met back when he was a POW during the War of 1812. Receiving no food from their captors (who also tortured them), McCain and Bear Runner were forced to forage berries from the shrubs surrounding their wooden prison - which is how he came to taste the Blackberry. Astounded by the fruit’s potential for sweet-but-tangy deliciousness, McCain oversaw it’s mass integration into the American diet and watched it grow in popularity due to its many versatile uses in jams, pies, and Old Timey Sweet Molassey Butter. In addition to their appeal as cooking and baking ingredients, Blackberries are also high in antioxidants, which is one of McCain’s long-kept secrets to his extraordinary longevity.

    So while your Al Gores might get away with claiming to have invented the Internet, John McCain is the only candidate who can say he helped create a fruit.



  57. 57

    Re: Uker
    Wait, I never said I wanted four more years of this "shit." In fact, I stated quite the opposite. I'm an independant voting for Obama, I thought my message was pretty clear but it seems everytime I post something on here it gets interpreted entirely the wrong way, ha.



  58. 58

    Re: danirobi
    It's really expensive to run a campaign, I'm sure if either candidate could afford to shit out some money for the cause they would but unfortunately that's not the case. I'm sure McCain is holding on to his campaign money for a new commercial saying Obama wants to teach Kindergartners how to put condoms on a banana or something equally outlandish.

  59. Uker says – reply to this


    59

    Re: Blackacid Betty – I DIDN'T SAY YOU DID, IT WAS A GENERAL COMMENT TO EVERYONE WHO'S THINKING OF VOTING REP.

  60. Uker says – reply to this


    60

    Re: kara44590 – ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
    YAWN



  61. 61

    Re: kara44590
    Perhaps they should have clarified that it was one of John McCain's ancestors that stumbled upon the elusive blackberry and not the presidential candidate himself, that article just made him sound painfully old.

    At any rate, I despise blackberries. I would be way more impressed if he "discovered" the strawberry, or something equally delectable ;)



  62. 62

    Re: Uker
    Ok cool, just didn't want to get myself lumped into that general group.



  63. 63

    Re: abercorey – no, mine and i think it was aimed at the wall or floor.



  64. 64

    mccain doesn't use the internet or email because his war injuries prevent him from using the keyboard, you dick!

  65. SoCal says – reply to this


    65

    Look, the only way we are going to get His gayness to stop his amateurish political posts is to not respond. Please don't even comment on his political idiocy, then he'll get the message.



  66. 66

    Re: Missy1982 – FIRST OFF BITCH WHAT DOES MY PICTURE HAVE TODO WITH FLYING A FUCKIN PLANE??? EXPLAIN… SECOND FLYING A PLANE IM SURE ONCE LEARNED IS LIKE DRIVING A FUCKIN CAR MY POINT WAS HOW DOES HE NOT NO HOW TO USE A COMPUTER AND AT LEAST IM BRAVE ENOUGH TO PUT MY REAL PIC UP BUT NO YOU USE ELLE WOODS… WAY TO MAKE A STATEMENT……



  67. 67

    Re: Missy1982 – AND ANOTHER THING THEY TAKE HIGHSCHOOL DROP OUTS IN THE MILITARY AND TRAIN THEM TO FLY A PLANE ANYONE CAN BE TRAINED… I HOPE US DEMOCRATS WIN CUZ ITS STUPID FUCKS LIKE YOU THAT MAKE THE DEMOCRATIC CHOICE OBVIOUS!!!



  68. 68

    Where should I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. A sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical; summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. If I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fifteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shawn scrotum. At the age of eighteen, I went off to evil medical school. From there…



  69. 69

    Is this really Gossip worthy?? Mario post about Celebrities not Presidential andiates…just start a new site called PEREZ'S LEFT SIDED BIASED POLITICAL GOSSIP SITE…..then you and all your celebutards can go crazy!
    -
    This isn't even good Political gossip its just a waste of space



  70. 70

    The Blackberry was invented in Canada by Jim Ballselly

  71. Uker says – reply to this


    71

    Re: Blackacid Betty – LOL THIS MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD FOR REALZ



  72. 72

    Re: RussinNoVa – WTF?



  73. 73

    Re: QuEEn Bee BitCheZ

    I'm just saying you look like and idiot. You do.
    Second, I REALLY would like to see you try and fly a fighter plane. While you are at it, why don't you check into the fly requirements at the Air Force Academy. It is incredibly difficult to get into the Academy, and once there only the top of the class can fly. And please don't call me dumb—I'd be willing to put my life on the line and say that I'm way more educated than you. Have a great day!

  74. Uker says – reply to this


    74

    Re: SoCal – STFU BITCH.
    I DON'T AGREE WITH ANYTHING YOU SAY, WHY THE FUCK SHOULD I NOT COMMENT?
    AS MUCH AS I'M HATING PEREZ AT THE MOMENT, I HAVE TO COMMAND HIM FOR HIS POLITICAL STANSE, YOUNG PPL NEED TO KNOW WHO THEY ARE VOTING FOR.

  75. Uker says – reply to this


    75

    HEY ANDY, WERE YOU BORN RETARDED OR DID YOUR MOTHER DROP YOU ON YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU WERE AN INFANT.
    AND PLZ STOP TALKING TO YOURSELF.
    ABERCOREY=ANDY27
    LAMO.



  76. 76

    Liberal media always makes a big deal about McCain not knowing how to use the internet or email, but does anyone ever go beyond the bashing?? NO. He's physically unable to do so because of his injuries. He does have Cindy type emails for him, and back in the day was one of the first politicos to take an interest in the internet (that Al Gore invented). Tell the whole story!!



  77. 77

    You wanna know what pisses me off???? All this freakin' whining about the economy. If it's so bad that why on the weekend the parking lots at Applebees, TGIF's, Chillis, etc are PACKED FULL. The outlet malls are FULL. The shopping malls are FULL. I don't think most Americans know what a bad economy is. Do you eat??? Do you live in a house?? Quit your fuckin' whining, pull up your socks, put your hands back in your pockets and LIVE



  78. 78

    Re: QuEEn Bee BitCheZ – Ya know Hon, you might want to quit digging. You're not doing your side any favors. And anyone who types in capslock is automatically labeled "dumbass", LOL.



  79. 79

    LMAO. I bet when Cindy mentions her Blackberry he thinks some kind of jelly to spread on toast. I heard about this story at the 1pm news hour. It's as silly as Al Gore inventing the internet.

    Let's not take our eyes off the ball people. This man thinks the economy is sound. (well maybe if your married to a beer heiress) but for the rest of us…I think not.



  80. 80

    Re: JembaBemba – Well said. Everyone I know is having tough times right now, and they are doing a lot less discretionary spending, but they are all keeping their heads above water. Wait, maybe because the people I know only bought houses they could afford and if they couldn't, they didn't. It is hardly the Great Depression that people would make it out to be.



  81. 81

    pffffft
    Blackberry was invented by CANADIANS, mofo!



  82. 82

    He also is physically unable to use the computer due to his injuries inflicted during the Vietnam War. PLUS, as someone who works in Washingon, I can tell you firsthand that MANY of the politicians here don't use the internet. This includes both republicans AND democrats (including Teddy K). They are by nature an older generation who prefer to communicate the traditional way. Not a big deal. So to insinuate that McCain isn't intelligent because he doesn't use the internet is simply laughable!

  83. Uker says – reply to this


    83

    Re: JembaBemba – THAT'S THE STUPIDEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD, EVEN COMING FROM AN AMERICAN.
    ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND???????????????
    THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE ARE LOSING THEIR JOBS AND HOMES, THOUSANDS ARE SO BROKE THAT THEY ARE LIVING IN THEIR CARS, PPL CANNOT KEEP UP THEIR MORTGAGE PAYMENT, SOME HAVE NO MEDICAL COVER, IN FACT MOST PPL WHO'VE LOST THEIR HOMES ARE LIVING IN ABJECT POVERTY, AND YOUR ANSWER IS FOR PPL TO PIT THEIR HANDS IN THEIR POCKETS? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO PREACH? YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT.



  84. 84

    The Clinton adminstartion casued teh economic problems we are having now, NOT MCCAIN. Mccain and the republicans didnt force teh banks to give out bad laons . The CLintons put the guidelnies in place that caused this mess.

    Mcain cant sned emails because of his war injuries. The head Clinton advisor also said both dont even know how to type, did that stop them fomr fucking up the whte house???

    Democrats are morons.



  85. 85

    Re: JembaBemba – #78 - Right on. I mentioned this before in a different thread; if the economy is soooo fucked, as Barry wants us to believe, can he explain how then he generated so much money for his campaign? Record breaking from what I understand. So he'll stand there and read from his teleprompter, feeding us lines that we are almost as bad off as the great depression but he'll squeeze money from the people he wants to so-called "help" on the promise of "hope" and "change". No change there, Barry. Hypocrite.



  86. 86

    Re: Melissa is always right – DOW closed up today :)
    It is not the apocalypse the Obama camp was hoping for.



  87. 87

    Barry says he doesn't want more of the same. Hey, douchebag, you made your money in the last 8 years. Was it so bad for you? You do want change, I believe that; under your Presidency, NO ONE will make any money. But the poor fat asses on welfare will eat better than us hard working folks. Those who watch tv all day long will have better health care for their kids than those of us who choose to work and pay for the coverage from our employers. The public schools will continue to fail because you want to teach them about sex WAY too early. Yeah Barry, America will change and it won't be for the better. Go the fuck back to Chicago and fuck up my state a little more, you didn't do it good enough - I still have my job, work hard and totally happy doing it.



  88. 88

    oh my fucking god! Yanks have to take credit for fucking everything! The blackberry was invented by Research In Motion at the University of Waterloo in ONTARIO CANADA! DIP SHITS!



  89. 89

    Obama invented the "muzlims christians pretenders" a new digital group that want to destroyed American within.



  90. 90

    most of the stuff you say is truthful and i agree some times you should be more serious…..but…….john mccain was severely injured when he was a pow and he can't even salute cause his arms were broken so badly that he can't raise his arms over his shoulders without it hurting…..part of this lead to arthritis in his arms and hands…..he can't use a computer cause of this….i don't care if someone can use a computer, he can hire ppl to do that so that he can do his job which is working for the ppl….good god be more one sided



  91. 91

    hey bitches, want to know why he can't use a computer? its because his fucking arms were broken when he was a POW and they never healed right. thats nice, making fun of a disabled? CLASSY! oh, and presidents can't fucking use email. it would get hacked into every day. dumb democrats.



  92. 92

    Oh please. First Al Gore invents the Internet….now old man "quavery voice" McCain invents the Blackberry. Give it a break already.



  93. 93

    Re: SmirksRe: Melissa is always right

    Thanks. Some of these posts are ridiculous. Can you imagine if some of these people lived during the Depression? If people think this is bad, maybe they should take a look around the world. Americans don't realize how lucky they are. Whenever I go out I always see help wanted signs. If people want to make more money, they can.



  94. 94

    Re: Uker – Firstly, you look like a Nazi. Secondly, I have not seen anyone living in their cars. If John and Sally down the street bought a 400,000 house and they only make 45,000 a year, that's not my fault. The economy is cyclical. What goes up must come down. Do you think if times were so rough here all the illegals from Mexico would be coming here to work…. no…. Americans would need those jobs. Why don't you ask your pal, Obama, why he's a dinner that's 30,000 a plate when most of his supporters don't make that much in year? Nice crowd you libs run with. Now shut up, douche.

  95. maryc says – reply to this


    95

    From his experience as head of the Commerce Committee McCain should know more about the economy than he has demonstrated so far.

    Johnny Boy has been a big champion of deregulation, now he starting to make noises about reform, while this have to include regulation (dirty word to Repub's).

    Flip-Flop John, 4 more years of Bush.

    Obama has a comprehensive plan at Obama.com check it out.



  96. 96

    Re: Missy1982 – if you are so "educated" you would know not to judge a book by its cover. there are many people who are dumb and look smart and vice versa. also, if he is so impaired to use a computer then how would he be able to sign bills, etc.?!

  97. cmb says – reply to this


    97

    Mccain doesn't know how to use a computer because he physically can't….obama finds the need to degrade him for not using a computer, but doesn't tell everyone that because of the injuries mccain got as a POW, he can't type or even lift his arms above his shoulders.



  98. 98

    Hey douche, McCain CAN'T use a computer because the five and a half years of torture he sustained. The guy can't even raise his arms over his head. So keep up the lame ass jokes about McCain. You're doing a great job!



  99. 99

    hmm wouldn't you want your president to know how to use a computer and send out e-mails?!?!?!?!

    what a fckin dumbass!!!



  100. 100

    Former Fannie Mae CEO Franklin Raines is advising Obama. Raines is one of the people principally responsible for the collapse of the giant and had been accused of manipulating the company's earnings. Also, according to an Associated Press article, Raines received low-rate loans from mortgage lender Countrywide Financial, a major seller of home loans to Fannie Mae

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