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Ritchie Likes It Quick

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British filmmaker Guy Ritchie says that the best sex lasts only four seconds.

Hell to the no!!!!

What is he? A Jack Rabbit?

When asked why his films don't feature more women, Ritchie admits, "That's because I don't understand women."

Could that be because Madge wears the pants?

Now we understand her 4 Minutes song. It was wishful thinking!

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64 comments to “Ritchie Likes It Quick”



  1. 1

    Explains why Madonna's been looking elsewhere!



  2. 2

    UH, NO, THAT MEANS HE'S GAY, HELLO!



  3. 3

    He must be talking about the seconds it takes to release the seamen.



  4. 4

    for him maybe…but what woman can get off in 4 seconds?? Unless there has been extensive four-play…



  5. 5

    and THIS is why Madge is such a cunt.



  6. 6

    good for him…I wouldn't want to have sex with that beast longer than 4 seconds anyway!



  7. 7

    Heh, sometimes 4 seconds does it..I think Madonna has sex with herself!



  8. 8

    I'd LOVE LOVE LOVE to have any amount of sex w/ that sexy man! I'm SOOO jealous of Madonna!



  9. 9

    Madonna is too much sex all the time, who wouldnt get tired!?



  10. 10

    that's lame of him!



  11. 11

    Bitch can afford a sybian in every room of her estates, she needs to buy some….best invention of a sex toy ever *drool*



  12. 12

    do you think it is possible that Mr. Ritchie might just be a little sarcastic with his comment? He doesn't know women? Do you think Madonna would put up with that shit for a second? Four seconds? Doubt it.



  13. 13

    What in the hell is going on!?? Sex for four seconds??! PLEASE tell me he's joking?!



  14. 14

    I wouldn't wanna spend 3 seconds inside that STD infested sewer hole of hers either.



  15. 15

    Slow news day, Perez??? It was a JOKE for Christ's sakes!



  16. 16

    aww come on, sometimes a good, hard, quick rogering is just what the doctor ordered…



  17. 17

    was he really quoted for saying that??? Really?



  18. 18

    why is this listed under gerard butler? probs just a slip of the fingers but still!! his name shouldn't be related to guy ritches' inadequate sex techniques..



  19. 19

    sounds like harrybalsac!!!! lol! muah!



  20. 20

    So they are a perfect couple!
    He's gay, and she's living her dream to be a beard.



  21. 21

    If Ritchie is a jack-rabbit, how can Madge keep up?



  22. 22

    4 minutes… yeah, that's about all I could stand with her b4 I puke!



  23. 23

    LOL Perez I know you write and say some funny stuff but that last bit about the wishful thinking for 4 minutes will remain in my mind for the rest of the night, very clever haha



  24. 24

    Having to screw Madonna's mangled ass explains why he doesn't want to savor every drop. It appears she is a repellant and I totally understand his point. I wonder if he'd say this same thing if he got to be with a hotter, lovelier, more giving woman? Madonna looks like a prude behind closed doors. I bet all that sexy stuff she does is simply show and she has no real connection with true sensuality. Just a thought because I heard the image one projects is usually a polar opposite of the truth.

    Lol…

  25. alexm says – reply to this


    25

    I FUCKING HATE MADONNA
    I LOVED 80s MADONNA BUT NEW MADONNA SUCKS.



  26. 26

    oh Guy how "deep" you are, I am sure your statement has all kinds of meaning us greasy masses can not begin to comprehend since we are not "Kabalalised" and all, and only drink Poland Spring water, these 2 deserve each other, what wankers!



  27. 27

    Re: Urdesire – bingo baby! her brother's book says as much, she's a prude selling sexual liberacion, and a complete control freak selling fake liberation, it's all an act that has gone on way too long!



  28. 28

    wierd



  29. 29

    The GOOEY AND STICKY one must have more dildos than
    TOM CRUISE!!!!!



  30. 30

    See what happens when M lets him speak in public! Ha she must be chewing him out something fierce right now. She has a hundred million dollar image to maintain afterall.



  31. 31

    Are u effn kidding me 4 seconds and their still married? His focus is too much on the in an out and not enough just savouring and enjoying these moments. Once a man learns to get past 4 seconds inside he without the in and out he is on the road to recovery and trained/cured. For the record not many woman could put up with 4 seconds - hell no.



  32. 32

    Once Again…..
    PURPLE
    VIBRATOR
    I hope he doesn't chip a tooth…
    OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  33. lynn says – reply to this


    33

    Re: EnokuOnisan – lol love it!



  34. 34

    Now I understand why Madge relies on Kabala so much, and why she had so many hook-ups w/ A-rod!



  35. 35

    I would love to have Guy Richie spread on a Sling with his eye wide open for my cock.



  36. 36

    I totally beleive Madonnas brother. This guy is a dick that doesn't know how to use his own! Madge is a bitch who only thinks of herself….. they go well together.



  37. 37

    Re: TOUCANSAM

    I THINK HE'D LIKE THAT, DEAR!
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    .
    .
    .



  38. 38

    Oh come on…he's just having some fun here. He's always saying stuff like that but it's all BS to fool the interviewer. Madonna would have booted him out long ago if all he lasted was a few seconds. I'm sure he lasts just fine, is probably great in the sack. He's easy on the eyes too.



  39. 39

    His hand must be a blur
    moving up and down that fast…



  40. 40

    Guess he's a two-pump chump. I dumped one of those ;)



  41. 41

    4 minutes??????????

    wtf?

    Takes me much longer to fucking blow dry my hair. Jackass



  42. 42

    guy is a hero for watching mrs. m naked for 4 seconds not to mention touching her…..it reminds me of jack nickolson in the shinig…..remember? the kissing in the bathroom scene…….eewww…….

  43. Dawo says – reply to this


    43

    I dont believe this.lolz



  44. 44

    Guy Ritchie is a two pump chump!



  45. 45

    Re: Fendi Larue

    Yeah, but you like bland (judging by your avatar).. So your opinion doesn't count



  46. 46

    Re: Jones19

    No, he's probably being very very serious



  47. 47

    Re: EnokuOnisan

    It's interesting to see what those who diss her look like



  48. 48

    Re: former M fan

    You sound a lot more like a div than him…



  49. 49

    Re: Cityprincess

    Oh shut up "Cityprincess" (what a daft name, lol!!)



  50. 50

    I don't blame him. Who would want to fuck that thing he's married to for more than a few minutes????



  51. 51

    Re: Lola_ah – "Why so serious?" And speaking of pictures, where's your's, genius?

  52. Bevi says – reply to this


    52

    4 seconds is probably all she allows him, and he's lucky to get that. You just know she rules at home. Madonna is 100% testosterone.

  53. tweet says – reply to this


    53

    i have to agree, theres nothing better then a quickie!!



  54. 54

    I agree, anything longer is a waste of my valuable time.



  55. 55

    LOL!



  56. 56

    Re: goodgrief – LOL!



  57. 57

    of course the best sex is 4 seconds hes fucking that nasty hoe madonna. those arms are scary



  58. 58

    looove him, hate her. i will be the next mrs ritchie. 4 seconds is all i need.



  59. 59

    Everyone should quit making
    fun of Madonna's "Carrot Top" muscles!
    Is it her fault she was over exposed to Gamma Rays
    during a stage show gone bad?
    Just DO NOT make her mad!



  60. 60

    Well… I think he is a closet homosexual …
    for the most part.. rump quick sex of 4 seconds has one goal and one goal only an intese orgasm mainly the result of the one person using the other as a cavity to release themselves….
    this type of sex is very common on some men when wanting to be with other men … as in this 4 second rump.. no affection or foreplay is required.. they are both there to the off.
    funny enough this is richies fav sex….
    he also add he does not undertand women… another indication of how he might perhaps click better with someoe of the same sex as him.
    and also yes indeed the lack of women in his film….as for directors like him. they only produce things that do it for them.. they are very egostist….
    so their films are a window to their alter ego …
    so there are no tits in the film cause he does not like tits …
    there is a sort of homo tension scene .. cause that is something that does it for him
    its all in the subconcious ….
    I saw rocknrolla and there is a sexual tension between the main character (guy) which is very homophobic himself but ends up doing this other guy in the film was very interesting…
    so the film was written and directed by guy richie .. to this homo fantasy in the film I think perhaps reflects how courious he is about doing a guy



  61. 61

    i've always wondered why his films don't feature women at all and if he's a sexist…that's why i found it incredibly odd when madonna married him.



  62. 62

    Re: Lola_ah – what the fuck is a "div" LMAO



  63. 63

    Re: Lola_ah – I am sure we look a hell of a lot better than that Bratz doll looking mother fucker! with her man's body and plasticized face!



  64. 64

    lol the gerard butler/thandie newton sex scene in rocknrolla was like you blink and you miss it