Ritchie Likes It Quick
Filed under: Madonna > Gerard Butler > Guy Ritchie
British filmmaker Guy Ritchie says that the best sex lasts only four seconds.
Hell to the no!!!!
What is he? A Jack Rabbit?
When asked why his films don't feature more women, Ritchie admits, "That's because I don't understand women."
Could that be because Madge wears the pants?
Now we understand her 4 Minutes song. It was wishful thinking!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: September 16, 2008 at 6:41 pm
Explains why Madonna's been looking elsewhere!
UH, NO, THAT MEANS HE'S GAY, HELLO!
He must be talking about the seconds it takes to release the seamen.
for him maybe…but what woman can get off in 4 seconds?? Unless there has been extensive four-play…
and THIS is why Madge is such a cunt.
good for him…I wouldn't want to have sex with that beast longer than 4 seconds anyway!
Heh, sometimes 4 seconds does it..I think Madonna has sex with herself!
I'd LOVE LOVE LOVE to have any amount of sex w/ that sexy man! I'm SOOO jealous of Madonna!
Madonna is too much sex all the time, who wouldnt get tired!?
that's lame of him!
Bitch can afford a sybian in every room of her estates, she needs to buy some….best invention of a sex toy ever *drool*
do you think it is possible that Mr. Ritchie might just be a little sarcastic with his comment? He doesn't know women? Do you think Madonna would put up with that shit for a second? Four seconds? Doubt it.
What in the hell is going on!?? Sex for four seconds??! PLEASE tell me he's joking?!
Gay enough??????????? Geesh. I wouldn't touch him w/ a ten foot dildo. Which I hear he owns. (which I want to own)
I wouldn't wanna spend 3 seconds inside that STD infested sewer hole of hers either.
Slow news day, Perez??? It was a JOKE for Christ's sakes!
aww come on, sometimes a good, hard, quick rogering is just what the doctor ordered…
was he really quoted for saying that??? Really?
why is this listed under gerard butler? probs just a slip of the fingers but still!! his name shouldn't be related to guy ritches' inadequate sex techniques..
sounds like harrybalsac!!!! lol! muah!
So they are a perfect couple!
He's gay, and she's living her dream to be a beard.
If Ritchie is a jack-rabbit, how can Madge keep up?
4 minutes… yeah, that's about all I could stand with her b4 I puke!
LOL Perez I know you write and say some funny stuff but that last bit about the wishful thinking for 4 minutes will remain in my mind for the rest of the night, very clever haha
Having to screw Madonna's mangled ass explains why he doesn't want to savor every drop. It appears she is a repellant and I totally understand his point. I wonder if he'd say this same thing if he got to be with a hotter, lovelier, more giving woman? Madonna looks like a prude behind closed doors. I bet all that sexy stuff she does is simply show and she has no real connection with true sensuality. Just a thought because I heard the image one projects is usually a polar opposite of the truth.
Lol…
I FUCKING HATE MADONNA
I LOVED 80s MADONNA BUT NEW MADONNA SUCKS.
oh Guy how "deep" you are, I am sure your statement has all kinds of meaning us greasy masses can not begin to comprehend since we are not "Kabalalised" and all, and only drink Poland Spring water, these 2 deserve each other, what wankers!
Re: Urdesire – bingo baby! her brother's book says as much, she's a prude selling sexual liberacion, and a complete control freak selling fake liberation, it's all an act that has gone on way too long!
wierd
The GOOEY AND STICKY one must have more dildos than
TOM CRUISE!!!!!
See what happens when M lets him speak in public! Ha she must be chewing him out something fierce right now. She has a hundred million dollar image to maintain afterall.
Are u effn kidding me 4 seconds and their still married? His focus is too much on the in an out and not enough just savouring and enjoying these moments. Once a man learns to get past 4 seconds inside he without the in and out he is on the road to recovery and trained/cured. For the record not many woman could put up with 4 seconds - hell no.
Once Again…..
PURPLE
VIBRATOR
I hope he doesn't chip a tooth…
OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: EnokuOnisan – lol love it!
Now I understand why Madge relies on Kabala so much, and why she had so many hook-ups w/ A-rod!
I would love to have Guy Richie spread on a Sling with his eye wide open for my cock.
I totally beleive Madonnas brother. This guy is a dick that doesn't know how to use his own! Madge is a bitch who only thinks of herself….. they go well together.
Re: TOUCANSAM –
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I THINK HE'D LIKE THAT, DEAR!
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Oh come on…he's just having some fun here. He's always saying stuff like that but it's all BS to fool the interviewer. Madonna would have booted him out long ago if all he lasted was a few seconds. I'm sure he lasts just fine, is probably great in the sack. He's easy on the eyes too.
His hand must be a blur
moving up and down that fast…
Guess he's a two-pump chump. I dumped one of those
4 minutes??????????
wtf?
Takes me much longer to fucking blow dry my hair. Jackass
guy is a hero for watching mrs. m naked for 4 seconds not to mention touching her…..it reminds me of jack nickolson in the shinig…..remember? the kissing in the bathroom scene…….eewww…….
I dont believe this.lolz
Guy Ritchie is a two pump chump!
Re: Fendi Larue –
Yeah, but you like bland (judging by your avatar).. So your opinion doesn't count
Re: Jones19 –
No, he's probably being very very serious
Re: EnokuOnisan –
It's interesting to see what those who diss her look like
Re: former M fan –
You sound a lot more like a div than him…
Re: Cityprincess –
Oh shut up "Cityprincess" (what a daft name, lol!!)
I don't blame him. Who would want to fuck that thing he's married to for more than a few minutes????
Re: Lola_ah – "Why so serious?" And speaking of pictures, where's your's, genius?
4 seconds is probably all she allows him, and he's lucky to get that. You just know she rules at home. Madonna is 100% testosterone.
i have to agree, theres nothing better then a quickie!!
Guy gave it away on that one. He sounds like a premature ejaculator. Yawn.