She Must Be So Honored
Filed under: Rachel Zoe
The very prestigious New York Times has the best review of Rachel Zoe's new reality TV shitfest.
Among other things, the critic calls Zoe "a pox on humanity" and her show "lumbers along."
Click here to read the review!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: September 16, 2008 at 11:06 am
Stay out the sun bitch!
she scares me.
she looks like she's into meth….
Awesome. I couldn't believe they gave her a show in the first place! It was bad enough seeing her for five minutes on Project Runway.
she seems like shes always pissed about something.
She is nearly 20 years younger than Michelle Pfeifer and yet looks much older than her. Additionally she needs to stop trying to wear those huge Kaftans…she looks like Samantha's mother in that old show "Bewitched".
Re: harrysnatch – Your my drug!
That reporter had a pen in one hand and the hatchet in the other.
OUCH!
I cannot get over how she is only ONE YEAR older than me, and she looks as old as my almost 60 year old mother. MY GOD THOSE WRINKLES! My mom doesn't even have that many, and I honestly have none yet because I take care of my skin and stay the hell out of the sun! About the show, I have only watched one episode. One episode was one too many.
Re: harrybalsac – well good morning
I happen to really like her show..I didn't like her just based on YOUR assumptions Perez but i've read up on her and watched her show..I think she's kind of cool, she has the kind of personality I wish I could pull off and her clothes are to die for!!
the show is pretty terrible. Her husband is actually good-looking, and she ignores him and is a bitch to him. Fashion isnt everything lady. and stay out of the sun- you look a little haggard.
How old is she, oh and also, who is she?
How old is she…
she's so gross… and really? her idea of "fashion" is laughable.
Did you see the show? She's also as dumb as a brick & very ego-centric.
damn she is fugly!!!
Re: Fendi Larue – your kidding right?
SHE is a bitch to HER husband?!?!?!? Wow! somebody with that face should kiss the feet of anybody willing to sleep with her!!!
she is gross and appalling but I actually found her show interesting…
yeah she pretty much seems like a waste of space. but come on admit it wouldn't anyone love to have her and make a living out of shopping and spending other people's money???
Wow that pic is terrible. I just read the whole review and thought it was so great. with the OMG I DIE crap and saying bananas in the wrong way makes men so mad.
Re: Fendi Larue –
Oh good god. A convert. Don't forget to take your Size Zero pills, sweetheart. They're called clenbuteral. I feel dirty. I need to bathe in boiling bleach now.
Ouch!!!
omg. that is going to be nicole richie in 20 years!!
She looks like Nicole Richie in 40 years…naaaassteeee
The female Michael Phelps.
she can definitely afford to have some work done.
WoW! Is her face really that gross - or where those lines just added to the pic?
in the past 3 or 4 years, this bitch looks like she's aged 20 or 30 years
bleach her hair white and she could double for Donatella Versace.
She is a walking warning for young girls to NOT DIET. Look what you will look like if you try to be too skinny, and YA CAN'T FIX WRINKLES just ask Rachel. They're forever! She is trying to brand herself but no one wants to look like an anorexic Mrs. Roper… not cute or cool.
nicole richie in 20 years?
Awesome Article..I like Zoe, but there was definatly some substance to the article.a must read
She's a disgusting FUR HAG. Hope her show fails… just live the lives of the millions of tortured animals she kills to wear on her back. A truly gorgeous girl wouldnt be caught DEAD in fur. furisdead.com
I love her, don't care what anyone says. Her show cracks me up.
Why does she look sooo bad? Why would anyone hire some who looks so shitty as a stylist?
Shit! She looks so much like Nicole Richie, I love Nicole but not Rachel Zoe.. EW I hate Rachel so much!
This woman is a useless pox on our society, and her self inflated ego makes me ill. "I die", is her random expression when she sees some item overpriced of course that she must purchase. USELESS crap, and yes I watched the show once, became ill, and am in disbelief that people like her really exists. Oh yeah I forgot there is one other NICOLE RITCHEE, this woman's mini me…useless…
So this is what Nicole Ritchie will look like later in life?
look, it is nicole richie combined with stephanie pratt in 20 years!
They say that your life shows on your face and if that's the case, this woman has had one hard life . . . the true irony here is that she is supposed to be some scion of fashion and everything hollywood - but she doesn't botox her forehead? Fair enough - the last thing I would ever do is inject botulism into my skull - but I'm not out every day having my image scrutinised by the world media (and Perez).
I think she's really cute and I wonder why you have it in for her………………………
every industry has its parasitic joke.
such is she.
loathed!
FIRST OF ALL, ITS FUNNY THAT PEOPLE ARE MAKING FUN OF HER HAVING WRINKLES… BECAUSE THE SAME PEOPLE ARE MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE BEING TOO SKINNY OR BEING TOO THIS OR TOO THAT. ITS HYPOCRITICAL. PLUS, SHES IN FASHION FOR CRYIGN OUT LOUD! OF COURSE SHE HAS WRINKLES! ITS A STRESSFUL JOB!
SECOND, SHE IS AN AMAZING FASHION STYLIST. SHE HAS AN EYE LIKE NO OTHER AND TONS OF AMAZING DESIGNERS THAT VOUCH FOR HER CREDIBILITY. I HAVE BEEN A FAN OF HER FOR YEARS. SHE HAS NOT ONLY BROKEN THROUGH IN AN EXTREMELY TOUGH INDUSTRY BUT IS MAKING A LASTING IMPRESSION.
ZOE, I LOVE YOU AND WISH YOU THE BEST!
Re: SDCURLZ7 – AND BTW, LOOK AROUND, ALMOST EVERYBODY OVER 30 HAS WRINKLES! IF NTO BEFORE! MICHELLE PFEIFER SHOUDL NOT BE THE STANDARD OF WHAT YOU SHOULD LOOK LIEK AT ANY AGE, THATS LIEK SAYIGN YOU SHOULD BE AS THIN AS WTVR.
I THINK HER WRINKLES HAVE NOTHIGN TO DO WITH HER TALENT AND ITS JUST SOMETHIGN PEOPLE ARE SAYING JUST SO THAT THEY HAVE SOMETHINGGG TO SAY.
AND HOW MUCH WORSE WOUDL YALL TALK ABOTU HER IF SHE HAD BOTOX OR PLASTIC SURGERY! EXACTLY.
Re: SDCURLZ7 – A woman of 37 does NOT have rows of wrinkles on her forehead, nor do they have a sagging face. A person would have this effect if they A: Lie about their age B: Was obese and lost tons of weight C: Extreme sun damage D: Drugs and/or alcohol……………………………………….I am also in the fashion industry with my own store, a husband, and children. Yes, I agree, it is very stressful. However stress does not cause a person to age 20 more years than they actually are! If that were the case, I should look about 80!
Rachel Zoe is a RELIC. She dresses like a cavewoman. Isn't it 2008? Aren't we all aware by now of the hideous cruelty involved in stripping animals of their fur? Must we re-live our species' brutal and survivalist past with these so called "fashions?"
Fashion ought to be forward-thinking. Fresh. Eco-friendly. Alive. Everything Rachel Zoe and her dead animal pelts are NOT.
Even more hideous than her looks and vapid personality is her annoying voice! And why must her assistants talk like her. As "Raisin Face" herself says…Die!