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Thanks For The Follicles

Filed under: Anglophilia > Beauty Buzz > Jude Law

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It's only a matter of time!

Jude Law is months away from being straight-up bald.

You know what? It happens!

The actor made a hair-challenged appearance at the launch of the new Alfred Dunhill clothing store in
London on Tuesday.

We'd still ride him - like the bad boy he is!

[Image via WENN.]



68 comments to “Thanks For The Follicles”

  1. 1

    Ew, chest hair

  2. 2

    Bald or not, I'd still lick his ass.

  3. 3

    poor baby!!! he's still hot though!! yum…xoxo

  4. 4

    i think he's hot. wouldn't touch him…but def eye candy!!!

  5. 5

    wow! he is going bald, that blows!!

  6. 6

    I don't think he would allow you to ride him…or even touch him…just saying….

  7. 7

    i dont think he wants any men riding or licking him

  8. 8

    hair or not i still think he is the hottest celeb man out there!!! him and matthew Mcconacock!

  9. 9

    Ewww, fug. He looks like Sting now. Gross pubes on his chest. So NOT hot, but he does have very pretty eyes.

  10. 10

    Re: casspergirl – hey babe just cause hes straight dont mean the gay boys cant show him love…. who do you think you are sayin that kinda shit!

  11. 11

    I WANNA LICK THAT HAIRY CHEST !!!!!

  12. 12

    I think he'd look good if he shaved it all off before he starts looking like george costanza. Why does chest hair get such a bad rep?

  13. 13

    there is absolutely nothing attractive about this man.

  14. 14

    SEPARATED AT BIRTH:

    Jude Law & PHIL COLLINS.

    Werd.

    And yeah, Law DOES have pubes on his chest. Not a good look. Clive Owen is the only man on the planet that can rock the exposed chest hair.

  15. 15

    I don't see what other people find to be so attractive about him.
    He's scrawny. His body is hairy. His head isn't hairy. He's a cheater. He doesn't dress all that wonderful. I don't think he's acting is all that profound…

    He just doesn't do it for me. I just get the impression that he's a drunk, though nothing leads me to believe that to be a fact. It's just how he projects himself, I guess. Maybe I should just say that he comes across as DIIIIRRRTTTYYY! Not Colin Farrell, bad ass dirty, just completely unattractive dirty.

  16. haha says – reply to this
    16

    separated at birth with Phil Collins..

  17. 17

    i'm rick james bitch!

  18. 18

    He's hot, hair or no hair.

  19. meh says – reply to this
    19

    still hot.

  20. 20

    Re: StAnK*gIRL – shhhhhhh

  21. 21

    Paste the chest hair onto the scalp. Ah well, he's supposed to be a more than adequate lover.

  22. kammy says – reply to this
    22

    ew nasty…and shave that nasty ass chest hair!

  23. 23

    still hot though..

  24. 24

    He's got a great face - he could rock the shaved head look.

  25. 25

    He's looking oddly like a young(ish) Phil Collins.

  26. 26

    He looks like a young James Taylor but his face is so cute. And he was adorable in The Holiday. Plus he has an accent-YUMMAY

  27. 27

    At least it's more acceptable for guys to go bald.

  28. 28

    I've never found him attractive. He has a huge head and his body is so thin when he turns sideways he could probably cut through a loaf of bread. I especially noticed this in that Holiday movie he did with Cameron Diaz.

  29. 29

    He's gonna look like Phil Collins when he's bald!

  30. 30

    he looks like Phil Collins now!

  31. 31

    lol…Karmas a bitch,eh?

    Naaaah naaaah naaaaah nah nah nah naaaah nah nah nah naaaaa…Heeeey Jude!

  32. 32

    Hair or no hair, I would do him. Mjaooouuu

  33. libs says – reply to this
    33

    He looks like a child molestor now

  34. 34

    He's still GORGEOUS!

  35. 35

    He is still so doable, he doesn't need hair for what I want with him!!!!!!!

  36. 36

    You've gotta admit, bald is a helluva lot sexier than those stupid wigs John Travolta and Nic Cage wear.

  37. 37

    Now, I think you're pretty fair, Perez. You acknowledge that even though you often criticize overweight people, you are also overweight. But, I don't get why you don't also recognize how terrible your own hairline is. In fact, despite having a bit more hair than Jude, I'd say that your hairline is FAR less attractive — it's completely uneven… and that widow's peak. Nonetheless, it is also receding, and I'm sure it's to blame for your fixation on baldness. So, quit the hating. Bald can be hot. And it's natural. Unlike the most of the causes for being overweight, baldness can't be prevented. So, learn to love, my friend. We're all beautiful.

  38. Anonymous says – reply to this
    38

    He has enough on his chest to make me wanna love him all night long

  39. 39

    still want to suck his cock!

  40. 40

    He used to be so cute. If I were a man and going bald I would accept it and shave it, that way you wont look too silly. LOL
    Some bald men can be HOT

  41. 41

    lookalike:jude law and sting

  42. 42

    just a normal guy with beautiful eyes…I like that he looks like anyone and not some fake fucker…keep it real Jude….yoda loves you

  43. 43

    hey it's Phil Collins!

  44. 44

    It looks like he already has had a transplant, or is wearing a small piece… those phil-collins type hair islands are not natural.

  45. 45

    I laugh at some of these comments…it sounds like quite a few 5-year-olds visit here. Chest hair = sexy (the amount he has, anyway…not too much). Phil Collins? No, they DON'T look alike…but that's a very original comment…haven't seen THAT one before (removing tongue from cheek now). And nice powers of reason there, Miss Bliss…because it makes perfect sense that if a man is going to get implants or wear a piece, he would choose to cover only a small portion in the front.
    Anyway, all joking aside, I love Jude, I love the way he's a great dad, I love that he's himself. If he wanted to get implants, I don't care…if he doesn't, I don't care. If I could, I would do stuff to him…every square inch of him…and more than once.

  46. 46

    He's still frickin' hot!!!!!!

  47. 47

    IGUAL TA BUENISIMO

  48. 48

    um.

    you're not too far behind him, perez.

  49. 49

    phil collins. hahaha

  50. 50

    he went from way hot to way old WAY too fast
    fuck it though, i'd do him anyday

  51. 51

    That man is so hot I'd jump him in a second, bald or not. Love the chest hair too. LOVE it.

  52. 52

    Às he matures I like him better. He can sit on my face anytime.

  53. DLR says – reply to this
    53

    omg, his hair is so far gone now! :o

  54. 54

    Ugly and pointless, a bit like Wino

  55. 55

    i can sit on his face all the live long day . . . and I will . . .Oh yes . . . I will.

  56. 56

    He's not that attractive, Overrated…