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Thanks For The Follicles

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It's only a matter of time!

Jude Law is months away from being straight-up bald.

You know what? It happens!

The actor made a hair-challenged appearance at the launch of the new Alfred Dunhill clothing store in
London on Tuesday.

We'd still ride him - like the bad boy he is!

[Image via WENN.]

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    68 comments to “Thanks For The Follicles”



    1. 1

      Ew, chest hair



    2. 2

      Bald or not, I'd still lick his ass.



    3. 3

      poor baby!!! he's still hot though!! yum…xoxo



    4. 4

      i think he's hot. wouldn't touch him…but def eye candy!!!



    5. 5

      wow! he is going bald, that blows!!



    6. 6

      I don't think he would allow you to ride him…or even touch him…just saying….



    7. 7

      i dont think he wants any men riding or licking him



    8. 8

      hair or not i still think he is the hottest celeb man out there!!! him and matthew Mcconacock!



    9. 9

      Ewww, fug. He looks like Sting now. Gross pubes on his chest. So NOT hot, but he does have very pretty eyes.



    10. 10

      Re: casspergirl – hey babe just cause hes straight dont mean the gay boys cant show him love…. who do you think you are sayin that kinda shit!



    11. 11

      I WANNA LICK THAT HAIRY CHEST !!!!!



    12. 12

      I think he'd look good if he shaved it all off before he starts looking like george costanza. Why does chest hair get such a bad rep?



    13. 13

      there is absolutely nothing attractive about this man.



    14. 14

      SEPARATED AT BIRTH:

      Jude Law & PHIL COLLINS.

      Werd.

      And yeah, Law DOES have pubes on his chest. Not a good look. Clive Owen is the only man on the planet that can rock the exposed chest hair.



    15. 15

      I don't see what other people find to be so attractive about him.
      He's scrawny. His body is hairy. His head isn't hairy. He's a cheater. He doesn't dress all that wonderful. I don't think he's acting is all that profound…

      He just doesn't do it for me. I just get the impression that he's a drunk, though nothing leads me to believe that to be a fact. It's just how he projects himself, I guess. Maybe I should just say that he comes across as DIIIIRRRTTTYYY! Not Colin Farrell, bad ass dirty, just completely unattractive dirty.

    16. haha says – reply to this


      16

      separated at birth with Phil Collins..



    17. 17

      i'm rick james bitch!



    18. 18

      He's hot, hair or no hair.

    19. meh says – reply to this


      19

      still hot.



    20. 20

      Re: StAnK*gIRL – shhhhhhh



    21. 21

      Paste the chest hair onto the scalp. Ah well, he's supposed to be a more than adequate lover.

    22. kammy says – reply to this


      22

      ew nasty…and shave that nasty ass chest hair!



    23. 23

      still hot though..



    24. 24

      He's got a great face - he could rock the shaved head look.



    25. 25

      He's looking oddly like a young(ish) Phil Collins.



    26. 26

      He looks like a young James Taylor but his face is so cute. And he was adorable in The Holiday. Plus he has an accent-YUMMAY



    27. 27

      At least it's more acceptable for guys to go bald.



    28. 28

      I've never found him attractive. He has a huge head and his body is so thin when he turns sideways he could probably cut through a loaf of bread. I especially noticed this in that Holiday movie he did with Cameron Diaz.



    29. 29

      He's gonna look like Phil Collins when he's bald!



    30. 30

      he looks like Phil Collins now!



    31. 31

      lol…Karmas a bitch,eh?

      Naaaah naaaah naaaaah nah nah nah naaaah nah nah nah naaaaa…Heeeey Jude!



    32. 32

      Hair or no hair, I would do him. Mjaooouuu

    33. libs says – reply to this


      33

      He looks like a child molestor now



    34. 34

      He's still GORGEOUS!



    35. 35

      He is still so doable, he doesn't need hair for what I want with him!!!!!!!



    36. 36

      You've gotta admit, bald is a helluva lot sexier than those stupid wigs John Travolta and Nic Cage wear.



    37. 37

      Now, I think you're pretty fair, Perez. You acknowledge that even though you often criticize overweight people, you are also overweight. But, I don't get why you don't also recognize how terrible your own hairline is. In fact, despite having a bit more hair than Jude, I'd say that your hairline is FAR less attractive — it's completely uneven… and that widow's peak. Nonetheless, it is also receding, and I'm sure it's to blame for your fixation on baldness. So, quit the hating. Bald can be hot. And it's natural. Unlike the most of the causes for being overweight, baldness can't be prevented. So, learn to love, my friend. We're all beautiful.

    38. Anonymous says – reply to this


      38

      He has enough on his chest to make me wanna love him all night long



    39. 39

      still want to suck his cock!



    40. 40

      He used to be so cute. If I were a man and going bald I would accept it and shave it, that way you wont look too silly. LOL
      Some bald men can be HOT



    41. 41

      lookalike:jude law and sting



    42. 42

      just a normal guy with beautiful eyes…I like that he looks like anyone and not some fake fucker…keep it real Jude….yoda loves you



    43. 43

      hey it's Phil Collins!



    44. 44

      It looks like he already has had a transplant, or is wearing a small piece… those phil-collins type hair islands are not natural.



    45. 45

      I laugh at some of these comments…it sounds like quite a few 5-year-olds visit here. Chest hair = sexy (the amount he has, anyway…not too much). Phil Collins? No, they DON'T look alike…but that's a very original comment…haven't seen THAT one before (removing tongue from cheek now). And nice powers of reason there, Miss Bliss…because it makes perfect sense that if a man is going to get implants or wear a piece, he would choose to cover only a small portion in the front.
      Anyway, all joking aside, I love Jude, I love the way he's a great dad, I love that he's himself. If he wanted to get implants, I don't care…if he doesn't, I don't care. If I could, I would do stuff to him…every square inch of him…and more than once.



    46. 46

      He's still frickin' hot!!!!!!



    47. 47

      IGUAL TA BUENISIMO



    48. 48

      um.

      you're not too far behind him, perez.



    49. 49

      phil collins. hahaha



    50. 50

      he went from way hot to way old WAY too fast
      fuck it though, i'd do him anyday



    51. 51

      That man is so hot I'd jump him in a second, bald or not. Love the chest hair too. LOVE it.



    52. 52

      Às he matures I like him better. He can sit on my face anytime.

    53. DLR says – reply to this


      53

      omg, his hair is so far gone now! :o



    54. 54

      Ugly and pointless, a bit like Wino



    55. 55

      i can sit on his face all the live long day . . . and I will . . .Oh yes . . . I will.



    56. 56

      He's not that attractive, Overrated…



    57. 57

      That's all that testosterone Mmmm
      Aside from that he needs to move his perfect little butt over to Elliot/True for some transplants. Their work is superb, ask the rest of the boys in HollyWood

    58. D-Bag says – reply to this


      58

      I'd still ride his sea cucumber all night long!



    59. 59

      So baldness "happens" to men, but cellulite on women ("Mushy Fartone") is something to cackle at? Perez, you're dumb. I have no doubt you are both balding and cellulite-y, so why play favorites?



    60. 60

      is it just me or does this lkook like a greesy picture of phil collins….?

    61. Cutie says – reply to this


      61

      oh perez, you are ONLY being sympathetic because you are balding yourself. but anywho, most females don't care if men start to bald-it's life



    62. 62

      Every time you cheat on someone a hair falls from your head and sticks to your chest. This dudes been busy.



    63. 63

      maybe if he took the chest from his hair and put it on his head he wouldnt be so bald …

    64. LEAH. says – reply to this


      64

      Chest hair = HOT.

      BUT NOOOOoooo!! He's rich! Why can't he do some Rogaine….or invest in some well-done hair plugs?! MEHHHHH. :*[



    65. 65

      maybe he should chop off that chest hair and stick it on his head…



    66. 66

      Um…or not.



    67. 67

      I have this theory that guys with receding hairlines are the biggest horndogs…I don't know, maybe all that testosterone kills the hair follicles or something….Don't laugh, just take a look at the guys in your life and you'll see what I'm talking about



    68. 68

      hail caesar!