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The Nerdy Librarian Strikes Again! Not Palin!

Filed under: Stefanie Heinzmann

One of our fave singers, Stefanie Heinzmann, has just come out with a new video/single.

It's a cover of the Metallica song The Unforgiven.

We don't know the original, but we really like Stefanie's soulful version!

CLICK HERE to check it out.

176 comments to “The Nerdy Librarian Strikes Again! Not Palin!”

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  1. 1

    I can't believe you don't know the Metallica song - IT'S AWESOME! You need to expand your musical horizons beyond techno, pop, and other crap. MADONNA SUCKS!



  2. 2

    Oh God, she murdered a classic, perfect song. She's awful.



  3. 3

    Perez, I'm shocked you don't know the original!

  4. Anonymous says – reply to this


    4

    i like it



  5. 5

    BOOOOOO!!!!!!! She totally butchered a classic. The original is soo much better. And, yes, Metallica is still relevant. In 5 years, the Jonas Brothers will be as relevant as Hanson.

  6. Gigit says – reply to this


    6

    I'm sure it's good, if you didn't already love the original. It's just off when you know the original… way off.



  7. 7

    You don't know the original? Darling you just commented on their so called "comeback" :p You Tube IT



  8. 8

    I like it!



  9. 9

    Uhm. Ok got thru half a second of her singing, she sounds like she's skinning a cat….she needs to drink Drano



  10. 10

    sorry perez but this version pales in comparison to the original metallica version……there is only one 'unforgiven' and that is metallica's

  11. Tabi says – reply to this


    11

    This in no way compares to the original



  12. 12

    I must say, I hate Metallica. But it's really ridiculous that you don't know the original. It's probably because you're listening to even more garbagier stuff like this.



  13. 13

    Hey Perez, they just talked about you at Stefan Raab's show where Stefanie was discovered and showed her new video last night.
    Won't you like to come to Germany and visit the show?
    I'm sure Stefan and you would have a lot of fun!



  14. 14

    you don't know the original…wow…thats awful



  15. 15

    i'm also shocked that you don't know the original, but let's just talk about this version…. and it sucks! hate it! never never never play it again!



  16. 16

    How could you not know the original? It's an American classic! I don't even listen to metal and I know it!

    This cover sucks.



  17. 17

    I'm sad. She just ruined a classic. One of my favorite songs of all time has just gone down the shitter.



  18. 18

    What's it with the faux guitar players?

  19. dd says – reply to this


    19

    LE SUx0rssss seriously I don't like her songs.



  20. 20

    wow…way to jack up a good song. That has as much soul as Jessicrap Simpson's new country song



  21. 21

    She has a nice voice, but nothing like the original. Perez, you should really listen to Metallica.! They are great!



  22. 22

    NOOOOOOOOOOOO no no no no no no!!!!! not good….not good at all…..u can NOT out do Metallica on this song….. and i love all kinds of music…..i liked her other song u had on here ….but this one NOOOOOOO….stick to your own music PLEASE!!!!

  23. RDRH says – reply to this


    23

    You don't know the original? Who would admit to that. Fucking You Tube that shit before admitting that.

    But, I do like her version.



  24. 24

    this song is TERRIBLE…no thanks, i'll stick to Metallica's version. Start recognizing some solid music Perez, your choices suck balls lately



  25. 25

    how on earth you call yourself a journalist and you write sth about a song u don`t know?? You are 30 what, months?

    god, we are talking about mettalica the only heavy metal band that smashed radios on the 80s, 90s and even beg. 2000. puufff. and stefanie? give me a break, her first 2 things were cute, but this is crap or let me say it in german: scheisse, echt.



  26. 26

    wow she completely killed this song!



  27. 27

    How much money did her record company give you to say that you like this song? she butchered a classic.

    it sounded fine at first and it went downhill immediately.

    Epic Fail.

    Epic Fail singers should stick to covering Epic Fail songs.

  28. niqui says – reply to this


    28

    SUCKS. Seriously, if this many people can't believe that you've never heard the original………….

  29. KMilt says – reply to this


    29

    Oh my god.

    So. Bad.



  30. 30

    WACK!!! Why would they do such a fucked thing to such a great song???

  31. MizzM says – reply to this


    31

    HELL TO THA NO! This song is "Icky Icky Pooh"
    What are you thinking my dear Perezito?!



  32. 32

    you don´t know this song? but u do know youtube or google, do u?
    man, how lazy can u get?



  33. 33

    Meh not impressed with that cover. The original is a completely amazing song. This version blows.



  34. 34

    awesome. i don't understand why everyone hates it. she's quirky. metallica had their day. OVER



  35. 35

    Oh how terrible! I have to admit that I have been a Metallica fan for…ever so it could just be my bias, but this version is really bad. Poor girl. Some songs are just meant to rock forever…it's proof now that IF IT AIN'T BROKE, DON'T FIX IT. :)



  36. 36

    This is good….but the original is GROIN-GRABBINGLY good!!



  37. 37

    The unforgiven is a masterpiece! This however is the worst cover Ive ever heard! Stick to covering Britneys aRs Perez!



  38. 38

    To me, the original is beautiful. This? Makes me a very sad panda.

  39. pomme says – reply to this


    39

    beurk!perez ,the original song is better!



  40. 40

    wat th??????
    unbelievable………..all most as bad as avril lavignes attem at FUEL tut tut



  41. 41

    omg perez 1) how could you not know that song 2) she fakin murdered it and not in a good way 3) i think i just puked a little in my mouth

    Way to fackin ruin a classic.. for fake sakes yuck!



  42. 42

    I am surprised you don't know the original!



  43. 43

    A: Yes…YOU know Metallica..or did it just tell you that in the PR blurb sent along with the song? It's cool…but just sounds like a Mark Ronson poor rip - off…I like it, but not Original now that Mark Ronson's been doing that to songs for the past few years….



  44. 44

    PEREZ HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THE ORIGINAL VERSION! jesus boy you need to get out more!



  45. 45

    Does this officially make me OLD that you don't know the original?
    Jesus Christ. I'm 28. bang.



  46. 46

    I'm unimpressed. She murdered a PERFECT song. Usually I like the artists that you feature here, but she's not doing anything for me. I don't like it.



  47. 47

    This is pure shite…don't fuck with Lars man…



  48. 48

    I LOVE IT!!! I love Metallica's version as well, but this is so good! When will it be available on iTunes? I WANT IT!!!



  49. 49

    She completely butchered the song.



  50. 50

    i can't believe she did this to metallica. not only did she cut the song in half, but it SUCKS.



  51. 51

    I am surprised you don't know the original… it's an amazing song. I have to admit though… I am not a fan of this cover… not at all.



  52. 52

    OMG the Metallica guys must be shitting their pants. She massacred their song.

  53. Patsy says – reply to this


    53

    THIS IS AWFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!I can't believe you don't know the original do your research!!!



  54. 54

    which planet you came from?!!? god, everyone in the world who's speak english know that song…it's one of the greatest songs from METALLICA. even when i was 8 years old i know who's metallica is. the cover is bad. my ears is full of melted brain now!!…damn!!



  55. 55

    I can't believe Metallica would let her do this! Make it stop!



  56. 56

    hell to the no!!!! she sounds like she is a good singer…although I've never heard of her. but she did not just murder that song like that??!!! Perez…go listen to the original bad ass version and tell me she didn't just make the ultimate metallica song sound like pop rocks and a cherry slurpee. O MAN!!!



  57. 57

    I was slightly excited to hear a cover of Metallica's Unforgiven… the opening was exciting, the mournful tones, the ominous church bell… but as soon as she starts singing, it turns into an Ace of Bass-wannabe techno song! It completely lacks the pain and depth of the original. One of the most meaningful things about the original is the way its sung, simply, but with complex emotions. This version… she's not singing the words, she's not expressing the pain. She's singing to be heard. To glorify herself. One could argue the autobiographical value of the original song, words expressing the original artists' pain in dealing with depression and self-loathing. Without that experience, without that first hand knowledge of what its like to be beaten down, to feel worthless, to be willing to end your life… you cannot give justice to this song.
    this is a terrible cover that tries to make Unforgiven up-beat and poppy. The entire intent of the original is missing in this, I don't even want to call it a 'version' it's so far off from the original.



  58. 58

    that is the biggest hunk of shit ive ever heard, IT IS FUCKING SACRELIGEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  59. 59

    Wow! She just destroyed a great song.



  60. 60

    perez, i would be ashamed to admit i don't know the original….btw, "stephanie's soulful version"?? i don't think so….

  61. Panda says – reply to this


    61

    So bad it's painful. You just don't mess with that song. Please Perez, listen to the original!



  62. 62

    As a librarian, I find the comparison insulting. As a human being, I find this sound to be intolerable.



  63. 63

    Ackkkkkkk !!!! She slaughtered it. She is UNFORGIVEN!!



  64. 64

    this rocks!! i hate the original



  65. 65

    this distroyed my dreams.
    first-metallica is my fav band of all time.
    second-i really wanted to do a cover of this song on my new album
    and third-shes not doing it justice.

    perez, i love u, but seriously, you need to learn metallica and respect.

    lotta love



  66. 66

    Re: Mia Sophia – Alas it seems to be so. Or perez' ears are full of Madonnas crappy 50 year old junk.



  67. 67

    Sweet Christ, that is a godawful terrible cover of an amazing song. Listen to the original Perez, it's waaaaaaaaay more soulful than that garbage. I only made it about halfway through before I had to turn it off.



  68. 68

    Oh and yea, I usually like the music you feature here. PLEASE listen to the original and post an update. I'm curious as to whether you'll still like this awful vile disgusting horrible remake. Argh.



  69. 69

    That was horrible! Ugh! Metallica's is amazing…



  70. 70

    After hearing this, I am going to go scream myself to death.

  71. LIP says – reply to this


    71

    Wow. I could do better. I really dont know of anyone else covering Metallica songs… I feel bad for whoever made this chick do this.



  72. 72

    you should get to know the original.
    it's a lot better. that's actually pretty shitty and soulless compared to the original.
    and the instruments are pretty crap.



  73. 73

    I hate when people ruin classic great songs like this!
    shame on you!

    listen to, Takida - Curly Sue, on youtube!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  74. 74

    EPIC FAIL!!! FUCK THAT WAS AWEFUL!!! I think she's alright and has a decent vioce compared to some, but how could you cover THIs song and try to make it up beat! Seriously shameful! And she's singing it like it's poppy, she sings it like Britney would-dead eyed and emotionless…I wanted to hear her belt it and scream a bit, make the song MORE intense, not kill it with every note that passes her lips delivering another fatal blow. As soon as I heard that drum beat I could just picture a bunch of Pasis wannabe dancing in a club to it…and I threw up in my mouth a little bit!



  75. 75

    I dug her take on the song, but…that lip ring is so distracting…who wears lip rings anymore, anyway? :(



  76. 76

    Wow this sucks…
    does not compare to the original…

    C'mon who does not know the original version!



  77. 77

    NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.



  78. 78

    Uggggh! Musical blasphemy!!! Classic song murder!!! I can't believe you don't know the original Perez….this song is NOT cool.



  79. 79

    She's a good singer. Has a nice voice, blah blah.

    But she completely bombed that song.

    God, that was absolutely horrible.

    Perez, before you praise a cover tune, get to know it in it's original form so that you'll be able to head off horrifying so many people with shit like that.

    I hope metallica sues her for that shit, seriously.
    She ruined it.



  80. 80

    That has to be the worst piece of “music” I ever heard. Metallica should sue her if they could. The orginal is near perect that's just garbage, and I don't even really like Metallica!Oh, they was nothing "soulful" about it.



  81. 81

    Gross…
    the only one that can do that song…is Metallica.



  82. 82

    This was SOOO not soulful. The original kicks major butt, Metallica is definitely looking into, Perez. Music to rock out to. \m/



  83. 83

    WOW what a complete bastardization of an awesome song. WOW that was bad. And I only listened to a little of it.



  84. 84

    uhhh that was complete crap. i also take offense to the "nerdy librarian" comment- librarians DO NOT wear stupid hot topic wristbands and lip rings. This chic actually seems like a totally craptastic cross between avril and joss stone BLECH



  85. 85

    goddamn, i can't get over how much that cover sucks…are you serious????? jesus christ…



  86. 86

    This is great!!
    So was the original too!!



  87. 87

    I don´t believe for one second you don´t know the original, just a way to get attention for you.
    This version was OK until she started singing, nothing soulful about it just horrible..



  88. 88

    Perez Brother, for some one who has great music tips on his site, you NEED TO KNOW the original. get the cd NOW. OR DOWN LOAD IT FROM iTUNES.



  89. 89

    I'm not going to pan her voice because it wasn't that bad. I will say, however, that is about as soulful as caviar and Robin Leach. That back beat thoroughly stripped the heart of the song and it was almost like watching a smiling Sarah Palin wring bunny necks with her bare hands while singing Amazing Grace - just a little frigging freaky and way wrong.



  90. 90

    This makes me want to poke out my eardrums. Way to mangle a classic :(



  91. 91

    Hell NO!!! I´m not even a fan of Metallica, but Unforgiven may be one of the most perfect songs in history. This version is pure crap!
    Look up the original Perez!
    Gawd..

  92. bunck says – reply to this


    92

    So Perez, your basically saying that you really don't know ANYTHING about music…



  93. 93

    This was the most awful shit I've heard in awhile. I mean, seriously…I can't believe she killed a great song like that. What, is this Metallica goes Reggae? Good God, I can't believe your loser ass hasn't heard the original version. This makes me want to jump in a time machine and cause my mother to have a terrible accident that would leave me deaf in the womb.

  94. Anonymous says – reply to this


    94

    A W F U L !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm not even a metal fan, but Metallica's is a beautiful, classic, great song!



  95. 95

    Metallica was wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy better. This chic sux!!

  96. Dr_C says – reply to this


    96

    Sweet mother of crap she killed the song.. she murdered a classic!
    For someone who gives people a hard time for being "ignorant" you really need to expand your musical horizons… there's more to life than madonna mika and sher… get out of the pop basement…

  97. lynn says – reply to this


    97

    FUCKEN SHIT! and Metallica are just a joke.



  98. 98

    Ehhh I'm disgusted, U never heard the original??? Thats sad



  99. 99

    She RUINED a perfectly good song. Wtf were they thinking signing off on this crap?



  100. 100

    METALLICA MO BETTAH!

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