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Annie Proulx, the author of the short story that inspired the Oscar-winnning Brokeback Mountain - starring Jake Gyllenhaal and the late Heath Ledger - claims that the tale has become a "source of constant irritation."

Why????

According to her, fans are constantly plaguing her with "ghastly manuscripts and pornish rewrites of the story" intending to "fix" the story.

Ingrate!

They just don't know how to quit you.

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27 comments to “Brokeback Bitch”



  1. 1

    first?



  2. 2

    i don't know how to quit you either.

    first?



  3. 3

    hahahah wtf is it like fanfic that their sending? grossness lol



  4. 4

    Hahahahahaha!



  5. 5

    he needs to trim– the lumber jack look is sooo not cute!!



  6. 6

    just leave it alone. seriously!



  7. 7

    wow that really sucks for her, i hate people who think they know better than the authors. they might know how to make something more interesting but it's the authors property by copyright, she owns it, leave it alone



  8. 8

    LOL nice one perez

    "I wish I could quit you!"



  9. 9

    I'm usually all for men's facial hair but the whole beard thing just isn't working for him, he's a cutie, but that hair needs to go! or at least trimmed to a cute goatee. :)



  10. 10

    youre so funny perez!



  11. 11

    Who takes fan fiction seriously? If an author is that sensitive, they should stay unknown! Guess what? JUST DON'T READ IT! We fan fic writers know it's all rubbish :p Although, granted, I wonder what kind of fan fic writer sends their fiction to the actual author and says theirs is better??? Sheesh.



  12. 12

    I thought Brokeback was awesome. I enjoy a great story on love, no matter if its gay or straight.



  13. 13

    SARAH "MARRIED TO A POLESMOKER" PALIN HATES WOMEN!!!
    WHEN BITCH WAS THE MAYOR OF WASILLA ALASKA WASILLA WOULD CHARGE SEXUAL ASSAULT VICTIMS FOR THE COST OF THE SWAB KITS AND FORENSICS EXAMS NEEDED TO GATHER EVIDENCE FOR PROSECUTING THOSE RAPES OR SEXUAL ASSAULTS. SOURCE: TONY KNOWLES, FORMER GOVERNOR OF ALASKA.



  14. 14

    lol, love the last line xD



  15. 15

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  16. 16

    Re: Naughty_Baby_Harley

    amen to that. Fanfic is fanfic. No money made and every major story/series/celebrity has a fan-made story out there to fix, extend or show things in another point of view.

    I find it funny that she's even reading it.



  17. 17

    i'd be annoyed too. you have to room to call anyone an ingrate pervez.



  18. 18

    Some people are simply stupid.



  19. 19

    Jake looks like the Unabomber!!!



  20. 20

    Too hot for Reece

  21. valky says – reply to this


    21

    wtf
    she has a right…it's her own

    imagine someone butchering your baby….your hours of labour

  22. DLR says – reply to this


    22

    Maybe Proulx should contact Rowling who no doubt is a bit peeved at all the "ghastly fanfics and pornish rewrites of Harry Potter" and ask her for advice ;)



  23. 23

    The Shipping News is by FAAAAARRRRR her best work. Check it out.



  24. 24

    Now THIS is a face I can see comin at me in a dark bath house…GRRRRRR!



  25. 25

    Annie Proulx is absolutely right. I feel for her, I'd imagine being bombarded with pornographic versions of the desolate and heart-wrenching work of art that she put so much effort into would feel like a personal violation of sorts. Perez, check your values, more gay sex does not equal better story.



  26. 26

    facial hair or not.
    I would do some seriously inappropriate things to that man.



  27. 27

    welcome to 2 weeks ago - this is oooold news perez