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Mug Shot Hall Of Fame - Excuse My Beauty!

Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True > Mugshot Hall Of Fame

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In Orlando, a 27 year-old cross-dressing prostitute is now behind bars after allegedly holding a man at knife point.

Don't mess with a tranny hooker - she'll cut you!

Friday night, Michael Thomas was arrested after pulling into a gas station where two deputy sheriffs were conducting a traffic stop.

That's when the victim, a 27 year-year old man, was in the car with Thomas and started to yell to the officers that he was being robbed.

According to the victim, Thomas had a long-blade knife in the car pointed at him.

The victim told the officers that he was at an "Adult" store when he was approached by Thomas.

Thomas then got into the car and demanded money, but the victim apparently got scared and began to drive away.

That's when Thomas pulled out the knife.

Thomas, however, told the cops that it was the victim who had approached him for an "all nighter."

He added, "I did not rob him. He picked me up for sex and wanted to get some drugs with me."

However, Thomas was found with several hundreds of dollars in his back pocket, which was almost the same amount reported stolen by the victim.

And this isn't the first incident.

It turns out that Thomas has a record of dressing up in drag and robbing clients at knife-point.

How rude!!!!

Thankfully, Thomas was arrested this time and charged with robbery with a deadly weapon, drug paraphernalia, and prostitution.

But, seriously, how fucked must you be to actually want to pay for sex with that tranny????

116 comments to “Mug Shot Hall Of Fame - Excuse My Beauty!”

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  1. CHA says – reply to this


    1

    hahaha…



  2. 2

    MCCAIN MORE OF THE SAME!
    MCCAIN MORE OF THE SAME!
    MCCAIN MORE OF THE SAME!
    MCCAIN MORE OF THE SAME!
    MCCAIN MORE OF THE SAME!



  3. 3

    eww he is nasty looking!



  4. 4

    EWW I WANNA BARF! YUCK! ALL THEM BUMPS GIVE ME THE WILLYS!



  5. 5

    yuck



  6. 6

    she's cute



  7. 7

    Ummmmmm, why his face look like that?



  8. 8

    crack is not good for the skin….



  9. 9

    THAT IS FUCKING NASTY!!!!!

  10. CHA says – reply to this


    10

    He/she…scary

  11. riKa says – reply to this


    11

    that's an UGLY KNEE-GRO!



  12. 12

    what the fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk (proceeds to vomit). what the fuck is wrong with its face??



  13. 13

    Gross! Please take that down, that makes me sick to my stomach.



  14. 14

    i'd hit it…..with a tractor trailer



  15. 15

    you should really warn people before putting a picture like this up



  16. 16

    Yuck!



  17. 17

    This is the ugliest person I've ever seen. Even uglier than Seal (Heidi Klum's Husband)



  18. 18

    EEEWWWWWW OMG I have goose bumps, that is one of THE ugliest people in the whole world. Gross.



  19. 19

    [Gasp]

    Oh My! lmao.

  20. klkl says – reply to this


    20

    what is wrong with that persons face?

  21. j-fo says – reply to this


    21

    whoa.



  22. 22

    Looks like Mischa Barton's thighs….



  23. 23

    Re: abercorey – hahahaha! that's awesome! been lookin for harrybals….can't find him. do you have him?



  24. 24

    Oh man….I feel……sick………::barf::



  25. 25

    this should be a censored pic. that is fugly!!!!



  26. 26

    Amy Winehouse - Without Makeup…..



  27. 27

    Seal looks even worse than he/she does, but everyone (Heidi Klum!!!) loves him. Money is really a powerful thing



  28. 28

    lol dude, why the face?



  29. 29

    OMG!!!! What the eff is up with that face? Nasty! LOL



  30. 30

    WTF?!?! Was he shooting cocaine into his face?!?!



  31. 31

    two words: FUCKING NASTY!!

    and: FUCKED UP!!!



  32. 32

    He must have fibromitosis.



  33. 33

    UHG! This should be filed under the "If Your easily Offended Section" Damn: Crack Kills!



  34. 34

    This is why prostitution should be LEGALIZED & REGULATED… that would stop people like this… OBVIOUSLY RIDDLED WITH SOME DISEASE… from spreading it around to other people. Humans need contact and touching… some people are lonely, disabled, disfigured or just desperate for some human contact… its sad they have to resort to picking up people like this because prostitution is illegal..



  35. 35

    OMFG! i am forever scarred!



  36. 36

    omg he is so gross



  37. 37

    COPS!! Whatcha gonna do….?…. EXCUSE HER BEAUTY!! That was the best episode of COPS ever



  38. 38

    i am speechless and feel sick and sad



  39. 39

    Re: harrysnatch

    we stuffed him up every hole imagineable and dropped him off at a street corner with the crotch and ass torn out from his pants, and cum in his hair….haven't seen him since



  40. 40

    Re: abercorey – sorry i can't play today. even a prince(ess) has to work sometimes. i'll make it up to you. you can shoot on or in any part of my body you want and i'll eat that sexy juicy bootilicious ass of your for days.



  41. 41

    Holy genital warts on the face, Batman!



  42. 42

    Re: Swimstud

    bring that tight swimmers ass over here and ill make you feel better licketty split!



  43. 43

    IT'S ANDY27'S MOTHER!



  44. 44

    eww



  45. 45

    Re: abercorey

    omg your makin me all hard…good thing im fixin to go home!!!



  46. 46

    Umm I'm sure it had a part in the Michael Jackson Thriller video when the cryptic goulies came out from their graves…it was the star - if anybody paid to be with that they should just commit themselves now.



  47. 47

    Thats so funny, there is a hooker in the neighborhood where I work that has the same skin issue. And manages to get customers.



  48. 48

    Hmmmm, what was that movie where the woman had a big boil on her face and it finally burst and spiders crawled out of it? I'm just saying that that bitch in the picture may want to have a can of raid on stand-by.



  49. 49

    um, wtf ew.



  50. 50

    Well, ya know…
    When people say that prostitution is a choice I always invite them to look at the prostitutes, 99% of them are addicts or ill, and this is what they resort to for money, it's not like healthy, well adjusted, good looking women/men/trannies are out hooking. I have said it before and I will say it again, men will have sex with anyone.



  51. 51

    Gross! Perez, you should have put this in : "If you are easily offended." I almost lost my lunch!



  52. 52

    in the words of the great Dr. Phil…. that is one skanky lookin crack whore!! i think i'm going to have nightmares now!!



  53. 53

    Good lord in heaven!

  54. MizzM says – reply to this


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    OMG - FILE UNDER THE "IF YOU're EASILY OFFENDED" category … yikes!



  55. 55

    Dayum.. It makes me gag in my mouth a lil to even look at that shit.. you gotta be FUCKED UPPPP to pick something like that up.. dayum.. eww fucking can you imagine even attempting to rub your hand over that thing's face?! FUCK!



  56. 56

    OH MY GOD!!! Disgusting!



  57. 57

    wtf is wrong w/it's FACE!!!!!!!!!!
    EWWW



  58. 58

    Thats how x rapper foxy brown looks without makeup.



  59. 59

    CAN'T EAT FOR THE REST OF THER DAY……THANKS PEREZ…..I'M ON A DIET TOO

  60. Gigit says – reply to this


    60

    What the hell is wrong with that guy's face? Did he have that silicone injected into him or something?



  61. 61


  62. 62

    OMFG, nasty!!! There should have been a warning with that picture.



  63. 63

    i just threw up a little



  64. 64

    there are some really hot trannys in the world
    but that is surely not one of them



  65. 65

    Kill it before it shits on MY CARPET!!!!!!!!!!!!



  66. 66

    Obama sux



  67. 67

    Okay, now THIS should have been under an "if you are easily offended" header. Ugh, thank god I already had lunch :/



  68. 68

    i have seen a person like this once before. her face was like that because she had such extreme under the skin acne. it results from literally never washing your face- ever.
    this is sad and i'm not sure appropriate. but whatev.
    it could be meth, acne, or both.



  69. 69

    This should definitely be under "If you are not easily offended". My god….the horror. Just lost my lunch.



  70. 70

    I'm trying to figure out what is wrong with his face? Well, it would make sense in Florida, it's like the crack capital of the world, right behind Amy Winehouse's house of course. But seriously, who the fuck would want anything from this hot mess? I wouldn't even want to get directions!



  71. 71

    hey don't make fun of the way he looks… how would you like it if you looked like that and people got on the internet making fun of you? imagine what it's like to be that person… a-holes



  72. 72

    Have police extradited him back to Klingon yet?



  73. 73

    Re: davidswife – I heard that you suck…..quite well actually. ;)



  74. 74

    Wow, that's the worst case of methface I've EVER seen.



  75. 75

    Re: rrrachowww – That was FUNNY



  76. 76

    perez, you know when you post those pics that have the warning? "if you're easily offended…."? yeah, you need to put that for this picture. he/she is nasty and to picture literally makes me sick to my stomach. ick.



  77. 77

    nasty………should have been filed under "if you are easily offended"



  78. 78

    Re: BBBoricua – no way in hell does seal look worse than this guy! and seal is fugly!



  79. 79

    i will have nightmares of that person for the rest of the week….

    absolutely disgusting..



  80. 80

    i just threw up [a lil bit] in my mouth!

    STOP
    THE
    DRAMA
    VOTE
    OBAMA!



  81. 81

    Use a condom!!

  82. Wadup says – reply to this


    82

    I vomited in my mouth…



  83. 83

    Hell yeah!!!! Really, if there was a mug shot of Seal, he would look even worse than this guy/gal.



  84. 84

    That is seriously fucking nasty.

  85. Neith says – reply to this


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    GodDAMMIT Mario I was about to eat in a few minutes.



  86. 86

    WTF?!



  87. 87

    That is one scary looking motherfucker!! He makes Freddy look hot



  88. 88

    someone fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down



  89. 89

    aren't drugs just the best?



  90. 90

    Life lessons can be learned with this story…like my momma said…never mess with a tranny hooker!



  91. 91

    Re: rrrachowww – HAHAHAHAHAHA



  92. 92

    shit! that's a messed up face..skunt

  93. k-lee says – reply to this


    93

    This should be filed under "if you are easily offended…" Perez WHAT THE HELL. I just threw up in my mouth a little! Gross!



  94. 94

    Re: riKa – HA



  95. 95

    oh my GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  96. 96

    Puff Daddy, oh I mean P Diddy without makeup !



  97. 97

    say no to drugs kiddies:]



  98. 98

    dude looks like Mabel King from "The Wiz".

    I have no idea what the hell I am looking at.

    What is that SHIT on his face?



  99. 99

    I would pay, NOT to have sex with that…THING!



  100. 100

    why the fuck wasn't this cencored with 'if you're easily offended'??? and who the fuck would pay to touch that thing? who would touch it for free? what a horrid being, i did not need to see that.

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