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Potato Head Is Not Giving It Up

Filed under: TV News > Rumer Willis

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No! No! No!

Who told Rumer Willis she's a good actress? Or that she could even act!

Unfortunately for us, we'll be stuck seeing the celebuspawn on TV now.

Talent not required!

Willis will be playing a part in CSI: NY.

Why??? WHY?????

Ms. Potato Head will be part of the show's 100th episode. She'll be playing a character with the name of Mac Taylor.

Luckily for us, she won't be around for too long. There's a serial killer getting rid of everyone with the name Mac Taylor.

Funny what powerful parents will get you.

She's not conventionally pretty or talented, but thankfully mommy and daddy have big names!

[Image via WENN.]



85 comments to “Potato Head Is Not Giving It Up”

  1. 1

    why oh why are you constantly trying to ridicule her?

    She s NOT a slut, she has NOT destroyed any marriages, she has NOT said any nasty things about colleagues, a.s.o.

    AND: She s NOT ugly! She s just not the "usual" plastic-surgery doll stereotype ….

  2. 2

    first!

  3. 3

    she really does need reconstructive surgery….and a good trainer

  4. 4

    Now, now Perez, you know these posts upset your new friend Beth O.

  5. CHA says – reply to this
    5

    Ease up Prez…give her a chance..as you said ..it's connections

  6. 6

    Isn't it nice to come to the comments section and not be slapped in the face with all of the vulgarity? Wonder if perez got rid of them! They are all gone! Yes!

  7. 7

    and stylist…dang! someone give this girl a makeover!

    i know…i know…she can't help bein fugly….but she can! dang! maybe she's just there to make everyone else look good

  8. 8

    Re: green*eyes – even when they aren't around you're still talking about them! they'll be back tomorrow.

  9. 9

    My husband and I watched a rerun of Dave Letterman last night and Rumer Willis was on the show. He did not see anything wrong with her and thought she looked like Demi Moore.
    I made his eye exam appointment for next week……..

  10. 10

    She hasn't even had the chance to prove herself yet and you are already writing her off. Why? Because of her fucking chin? There are so many things that are wrong with your bloated body and you would cry bloody fucking murder if someone said the same shit about you. We already know you can't stand it when people stand up to your bullying. Are you going to make up some crazy lies about her too?

  11. 11

    Also, Perez, have you seen her act? How do you know if she can act or not? Why you pick children to hate on is beyond me, also beyond me is why the parents let you get away with it. Are you scared of people your own age? It is people like you that make the younger people self-destruct. I like this girl, have no reason not to, and she is pretty, you just look for the most unflattering pics of her. But she does seem well grounded. Maybe she is more mature than you and can handle it.

  12. 12

    stop making fun of her for what she can't control. your not so pretty yourself.

  13. 13

    Re: harrysnatch – I have NEVER commented on them, idiot. Just noticed the difference is all. But as soon as I posted, I saw your name and new it was to good to be true!

  14. 14

    GET RID OF THAT LENO SHIT FOR FUCKS SAKE!

  15. 15

    And here we go again….GET OVER IT ALREADY

  16. 16

    Re: Debraw – LMAO. good one.

  17. 17

    her chin is manly.

  18. 18

    Re: Debraw – lol

  19. 19

    This is completely shitty Perez. WTF is wrong w/ you why do you have to constantly make people feel like they're not good enough. God damn it, this is just not fucking funny anymore. Let's put your ass under the microscope. What mommy didn't give you enough love? Were you made fun of so much in school in now it's payback time? Jealous you'll never be as famous as these Z-listers, as you call them? For fucks sake Perez you are 30 years old. Grow up! You sit there & make comments about people being hot that are still in their teens & barely 20's. I've said it before & I'll say it again, you sound like a fucking pedophile. I like to read alot of stuff on here, don't get me wrong, but when you start insulting the way people look when you have no room to. You are not the most beautiful man in the world, & I know I am not the most beautiful woman. You know what the irony of all of this is, you are losing weight & say you don't care about appearance. But you are a liar. You do care, because that's the way you'll find a man. You're not doing it for your health, you're full of shit is what you are. And you know what else, when big people lose weight, they always turn into dicks. If I were Rumer Willis, and I saw you, I swear before all things Holy, I would walk right up to you, tell you what a piece of shit you are, and kick you in those grapes you call balls.

  20. 20

    Re: green*eyes – meow.

  21. 21

    i dont watch csi so i am all good.

  22. 22

    i think she's pretty

  23. 23

    i think she'd be gorgeous if she just got a chin job and nose job i think she'd look better then

  24. 24

    Seriously dude, why are you so mean to her? I agree with the meanness to everyone else I even laugh and comment meanly too! But Rumer Willis is a pretty girl and what I've seen of her so far I've liked so what's you problem?

  25. 25

    Re:Superpissed – #19 - Top of the page says "Hollywood's Most Hated Web Site" - Hollywood is shallow and superficial; it's all about the looks hon. If Rumer don't like it, she should get that work done or move the fuck back to IdaHO.

  26. 26

    Hey Perez -

    You are overweight and balding - but who makes fun of you?

    Your continual harrassment of Rumer is really sick. She is an attractive girl - but even if she wasn't - what gives with your nasty opinions. They are so mean-spirited and based on looks. I could understand if the girl was a bitch - but from everyone I've heard, she's a sweetie.

    What's it going to take for you to become a nicer person. Will someone have to kill themself for you to realize your words hurt more than you think?

  27. 27

    I'VE NEVER SEEN HER TALK OR ACT OR NOTHING….I ONLY SEE HER ON HERE…. I THINK SHE'S CUTE

  28. 28

    The "main guy" on CSI: NY's name is Mac Taylor. Curious to see how that episode will play out.

  29. 29

    Perez, there is absolutelt nothing wrong with her acting. Damn, what the hell did she ever do to you? Sometimes you even root for the most insignificant people…

  30. 30

    Ugh…I hate this girl. There is so many other girls that are much more talented than this hag but they don't have superstar parents like Potato Face. Seriously, this girl should just stop. She is NEVER going to be as big as her mom once was.

  31. 31

    Re: green*eyes – i am too good to be true…thank you! xoxox

  32. Neith says – reply to this
    32

    Re: slimmer_04 – Yeah me too. Her eyes are beautiful.

  33. 33

    Did you sat Mac Taylor or Mash Potato?? When she become an International Star will her new name be French Fries ?? Get it International=French Fries. Damn I am clever.

  34. 34

    Im sorry i don't know what your back story is with Rumor but what did she ever do to you.. cause what you always say about her is very rude.. so obviouly she must have murdered your mother if you treat her this way… oh wait she didn't you are just cold hearted..Bitch

  35. 35

    Hey Perez, I've liked Rumer so far whenever I've seen her.
    *
    And she's quite pretty on film, unlike here. So either film people photoshop her chin to look like less, or your pictures photoshop her chin to look like more.

  36. 36

    Her role will be a former killed Miss Potato Head, now french fries at McDonalds, who last saw the victim alive, because the victim ate her before being killed by Hans from Die Hard I. Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  37. 37

    Re: harrysnatch – See that was funny! You dont have to be vulgar to be funny. xoxoxo to you too.

  38. 38

    Sometimes you are just cruel..

  39. 39

    Why doesn't she follow in her mother's foot steps and get something done with that mug of hers? A new chin certainly couldn't hurt. She looks like a hard boiled egg ready to explode. She really is dog butt ugly!!!!

  40. MoonX says – reply to this
    40

    Mario is not attractive and has little talent but somehow, some prick gave him fifteen minutes of fame that he is milking.

  41. 41

    She was GREAT on Letterman last night. Give it up Perez - she's great. just leave her ALONE! you are turning into a bully!

  42. 42

    THANK GOD someone else sees this chick for the train wreck that she is. OMG she has always been the fugly one of the family and it is so sad that people admire her because of who her parents are. She is TERRIBLE!!!!

  43. 43

    just because she might have different features then most sterotypical hollywood starlets is no reason to be an asshole. and have you seen her act? how the hell would you know if she is any good, since you haven't seen her do shit. i highly doubt you saw the movie she was in, which was a small role, that she was perfectly fine in. stop talking ahit about things you know NOTHING about

  44. 44

    Thankfully, no one wants that show.

  45. 45

    at first I was pissed she was on one of my fav shows but at least shes getting killed. its amazing how well parents can pull stings in hollywood. so sad.

  46. 46

    At least she's not on CSI: Vegas. It's bad enough William Petersen is going…

  47. 47

    Rumer is a "celeberty" so she is fair game to be picked on, like it or not.

  48. 48

    shes celeb spawn. its only fair that we make fun of her. shes a homely chick, she should thank the heavens her parents are moderately famous.

  49. 49

    Re: PrincessJaney – Agreed. And uhm…if people don't like what Perez has to say about her, then don't read it. Move on to the next post..MHO.. :D

  50. 50

    Rumer is a "celeberty" so she is fair game to be picked on, like it or

    Before all you spell checkers get yer panties in a bunch, I made a typo :O

    C E L E B R I T Y there!! lol ;)

  51. 51

    Nothing to do with Rumer, but that was already a story on an episode of Monk.

  52. 52

    STOP PICKING ON RUMER!
    you pick on people which is harmless fun when they ar