Potato Head Is Not Giving It Up

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No! No! No!

Who told Rumer Willis she's a good actress? Or that she could even act!

Unfortunately for us, we'll be stuck seeing the celebuspawn on TV now.

Talent not required!

Willis will be playing a part in CSI: NY.

Why??? WHY?????

Ms. Potato Head will be part of the show's 100th episode. She'll be playing a character with the name of Mac Taylor.

Luckily for us, she won't be around for too long. There's a serial killer getting rid of everyone with the name Mac Taylor.

Funny what powerful parents will get you.

She's not conventionally pretty or talented, but thankfully mommy and daddy have big names!

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    Posted: Sep 17, 2008 at 5:00 pm / Email this  »

    85 comments to “Potato Head Is Not Giving It Up”



    1. 1

      why oh why are you constantly trying to ridicule her?

      She s NOT a slut, she has NOT destroyed any marriages, she has NOT said any nasty things about colleagues, a.s.o.

      AND: She s NOT ugly! She s just not the "usual" plastic-surgery doll stereotype ….



    2. 2

      first!



    3. 3

      she really does need reconstructive surgery….and a good trainer



    4. 4

      Now, now Perez, you know these posts upset your new friend Beth O.

    5. CHA says – reply to this


      5

      Ease up Prez…give her a chance..as you said ..it's connections



    6. 6

      Isn't it nice to come to the comments section and not be slapped in the face with all of the vulgarity? Wonder if perez got rid of them! They are all gone! Yes!



    7. 7

      and stylist…dang! someone give this girl a makeover!

      i know…i know…she can't help bein fugly….but she can! dang! maybe she's just there to make everyone else look good



    8. 8

      Re: green*eyes – even when they aren't around you're still talking about them! they'll be back tomorrow.



    9. 9

      My husband and I watched a rerun of Dave Letterman last night and Rumer Willis was on the show. He did not see anything wrong with her and thought she looked like Demi Moore.
      I made his eye exam appointment for next week……..



    10. 10

      She hasn't even had the chance to prove herself yet and you are already writing her off. Why? Because of her fucking chin? There are so many things that are wrong with your bloated body and you would cry bloody fucking murder if someone said the same shit about you. We already know you can't stand it when people stand up to your bullying. Are you going to make up some crazy lies about her too?



    11. 11

      Also, Perez, have you seen her act? How do you know if she can act or not? Why you pick children to hate on is beyond me, also beyond me is why the parents let you get away with it. Are you scared of people your own age? It is people like you that make the younger people self-destruct. I like this girl, have no reason not to, and she is pretty, you just look for the most unflattering pics of her. But she does seem well grounded. Maybe she is more mature than you and can handle it.



    12. 12

      stop making fun of her for what she can't control. your not so pretty yourself.



    13. 13

      Re: harrysnatch – I have NEVER commented on them, idiot. Just noticed the difference is all. But as soon as I posted, I saw your name and new it was to good to be true!



    14. 14

      GET RID OF THAT LENO SHIT FOR FUCKS SAKE!



    15. 15

      And here we go again….GET OVER IT ALREADY



    16. 16

      Re: Debraw – LMAO. good one.



    17. 17

      her chin is manly.



    18. 18

      Re: Debraw – lol



    19. 19

      This is completely shitty Perez. WTF is wrong w/ you why do you have to constantly make people feel like they're not good enough. God damn it, this is just not fucking funny anymore. Let's put your ass under the microscope. What mommy didn't give you enough love? Were you made fun of so much in school in now it's payback time? Jealous you'll never be as famous as these Z-listers, as you call them? For fucks sake Perez you are 30 years old. Grow up! You sit there & make comments about people being hot that are still in their teens & barely 20's. I've said it before & I'll say it again, you sound like a fucking pedophile. I like to read alot of stuff on here, don't get me wrong, but when you start insulting the way people look when you have no room to. You are not the most beautiful man in the world, & I know I am not the most beautiful woman. You know what the irony of all of this is, you are losing weight & say you don't care about appearance. But you are a liar. You do care, because that's the way you'll find a man. You're not doing it for your health, you're full of shit is what you are. And you know what else, when big people lose weight, they always turn into dicks. If I were Rumer Willis, and I saw you, I swear before all things Holy, I would walk right up to you, tell you what a piece of shit you are, and kick you in those grapes you call balls.



    20. 20

      Re: green*eyes – meow.



    21. 21

      i dont watch csi so i am all good.



    22. 22

      i think she's pretty



    23. 23

      i think she'd be gorgeous if she just got a chin job and nose job i think she'd look better then



    24. 24

      Seriously dude, why are you so mean to her? I agree with the meanness to everyone else I even laugh and comment meanly too! But Rumer Willis is a pretty girl and what I've seen of her so far I've liked so what's you problem?



    25. 25

      Re:Superpissed – #19 - Top of the page says "Hollywood's Most Hated Web Site" - Hollywood is shallow and superficial; it's all about the looks hon. If Rumer don't like it, she should get that work done or move the fuck back to IdaHO.



    26. 26

      Hey Perez -

      You are overweight and balding - but who makes fun of you?

      Your continual harrassment of Rumer is really sick. She is an attractive girl - but even if she wasn't - what gives with your nasty opinions. They are so mean-spirited and based on looks. I could understand if the girl was a bitch - but from everyone I've heard, she's a sweetie.

      What's it going to take for you to become a nicer person. Will someone have to kill themself for you to realize your words hurt more than you think?



    27. 27

      I'VE NEVER SEEN HER TALK OR ACT OR NOTHING….I ONLY SEE HER ON HERE…. I THINK SHE'S CUTE



    28. 28

      The "main guy" on CSI: NY's name is Mac Taylor. Curious to see how that episode will play out.



    29. 29

      Perez, there is absolutelt nothing wrong with her acting. Damn, what the hell did she ever do to you? Sometimes you even root for the most insignificant people…



    30. 30

      Ugh…I hate this girl. There is so many other girls that are much more talented than this hag but they don't have superstar parents like Potato Face. Seriously, this girl should just stop. She is NEVER going to be as big as her mom once was.



    31. 31

      Re: green*eyes – i am too good to be true…thank you! xoxox

    32. Neith says – reply to this


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      Re: slimmer_04 – Yeah me too. Her eyes are beautiful.



    33. 33

      Did you sat Mac Taylor or Mash Potato?? When she become an International Star will her new name be French Fries ?? Get it International=French Fries. Damn I am clever.



    34. 34

      Im sorry i don't know what your back story is with Rumor but what did she ever do to you.. cause what you always say about her is very rude.. so obviouly she must have murdered your mother if you treat her this way… oh wait she didn't you are just cold hearted..Bitch



    35. 35

      Hey Perez, I've liked Rumer so far whenever I've seen her.
      *
      And she's quite pretty on film, unlike here. So either film people photoshop her chin to look like less, or your pictures photoshop her chin to look like more.



    36. 36

      Her role will be a former killed Miss Potato Head, now french fries at McDonalds, who last saw the victim alive, because the victim ate her before being killed by Hans from Die Hard I. Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    37. 37

      Re: harrysnatch – See that was funny! You dont have to be vulgar to be funny. xoxoxo to you too.



    38. 38

      Sometimes you are just cruel..



    39. 39

      Why doesn't she follow in her mother's foot steps and get something done with that mug of hers? A new chin certainly couldn't hurt. She looks like a hard boiled egg ready to explode. She really is dog butt ugly!!!!

    40. MoonX says – reply to this


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      Mario is not attractive and has little talent but somehow, some prick gave him fifteen minutes of fame that he is milking.



    41. 41

      She was GREAT on Letterman last night. Give it up Perez - she's great. just leave her ALONE! you are turning into a bully!



    42. 42

      THANK GOD someone else sees this chick for the train wreck that she is. OMG she has always been the fugly one of the family and it is so sad that people admire her because of who her parents are. She is TERRIBLE!!!!



    43. 43

      just because she might have different features then most sterotypical hollywood starlets is no reason to be an asshole. and have you seen her act? how the hell would you know if she is any good, since you haven't seen her do shit. i highly doubt you saw the movie she was in, which was a small role, that she was perfectly fine in. stop talking ahit about things you know NOTHING about



    44. 44

      Thankfully, no one wants that show.



    45. 45

      at first I was pissed she was on one of my fav shows but at least shes getting killed. its amazing how well parents can pull stings in hollywood. so sad.



    46. 46

      At least she's not on CSI: Vegas. It's bad enough William Petersen is going…



    47. 47

      Rumer is a "celeberty" so she is fair game to be picked on, like it or not.



    48. 48

      shes celeb spawn. its only fair that we make fun of her. shes a homely chick, she should thank the heavens her parents are moderately famous.



    49. 49

      Re: PrincessJaney – Agreed. And uhm…if people don't like what Perez has to say about her, then don't read it. Move on to the next post..MHO.. :D



    50. 50

      Rumer is a "celeberty" so she is fair game to be picked on, like it or

      Before all you spell checkers get yer panties in a bunch, I made a typo :O

      C E L E B R I T Y there!! lol ;)



    51. 51

      Nothing to do with Rumer, but that was already a story on an episode of Monk.



    52. 52

      STOP PICKING ON RUMER!
      you pick on people which is harmless fun when they are lindsay lohan bashing photographers but please stop calling rumer potato head and picking on her looks.
      she's a beautiful young woman and its unwarranted
      ps. loving your celeb updates on nova 969!!!!



    53. 53

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      Shut up perez she fucking rules!!!!
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    54. 54

      Man that girl is FUG! But hell with all that money she could get her jaw reduced. Also her hair is naturally super curly, luckily she can afford the japanese hair straightening like Kidman does. Rumer FUGKENSTEIN



    55. 55

      I think she looks very pretty here…I don't see what the big deal is!



    56. 56

      I have meet Rumer Willis and she is very Pretty in person. (inside and out)
      I don't understand why your talking shit about her chin when you
      have more than one chin… Ever thought about that? LOL



    57. 57

      FUCK SHE'S UGLY!



    58. 58

      I saw her on Dave last night and she is so sexy hot!! she's a cutie, whatever. Perez doesnt have to like her but why be such an ass about it??



    59. 59

      shes cute.Iam sure shes saving for a chin shave procedure.



    60. 60

      Perez, I love you and all, but you've gone too far! I loved Rumer in "The House Bunny" and I think she CAN act and I can't see her next work! :]



    61. 61

      Ohh WTF! Can someone please tell this child that she needs to stop and go away!!!



    62. 62

      I saw house bunny and i thought she did a really good job, she seems sweet



    63. 63

      Don't be so mean Perez!!!! Rumer has showed herself to be a very nice girl. Also, why bother calling her those nasty names? She has come right out and said she's no beauty…and that she inherited her jaw line from her Dad. There's no need to rub her nose in it. I would love to see Rumer on t.v.



    64. 64

      Okay people…she seriously looks like a retarded Winona Ryder…UGh!!….



    65. 65

      straight-out-lez

    66. Elsa says – reply to this


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      I love you, Perez. You tell it like it is!



    67. 67

      "MAC TONIGHT"

      YOU NEED TO DO A SEPERATED AT BIRTH WITH "MAC TONIGHT" RIGHT THIS SECOND!.! OMG PEREZ!.! FUCKING MAKE IT HAPPEN!.! LOOK AT THESE CAPS, I AM SHOUTING WITH GLEE!.! HOLY CRAAAAAAAAAP!.! FUCKING MCDONALDS MOON FACE!.!

      seriously though….Mac Taylor…Mac Tonight…..thats too close to not be some kind of sick inside joke…think about it….



    68. 68

      I'm glad you didn't give in to Beth O when she was busting your balls for making fun of Rumer. I don't particularly think you should be talking shit about children (i.e. those under 18), but Rumer is 20 so she's completely fair game with her big ol' noggin. : )

    69. Anonymous says – reply to this


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      DAM TATER



    70. 70

      Perez you are always going on about how fugly the poor girl is (which unfortuanely she is) but can you please put a photo of Rumer and Tori Spelling next to each other and let people take a vote who is the uglier, my bet is it would be TORI by a mile!!!



    71. 71

      I don't know why someone doesn't just go and pound you , Perez.
      :l
      V_i_l_l_a_s__a_t__P_a_r_k__L_a_B_r_e_a
      5_5_5_1_W_e_s_t_6_t_h_S_t_r_e_e_t__A_p_t_3_3_0_6
      and
      5_5_5_5_W_e_s_t_6_t_h_S_t_r_e_e_t__O_f_f_i_c_e
      :l
      L_o_s__A_n_g_e_l_e_s,_C_a
      :l
      Just follow the stink!



    72. 72

      Good god could her chin be any bigger??? My husband offered to teabag her chin - as big as his balls are there'd still be room leftover with that humuculous chin!!!



    73. 73

      Re: OUCH!!! – THATS AGOOD ONE!



    74. 74

      aww quit picking on this one..the rest are well deserved..she doesn't do much ..isn't huge in the spotlight..didn't ask to be born and not her fault she ddidn't come out as good as her mother lol…she's normal looking is all…she sure as hell doesn't act like miley…i'd give her a break…if for nothing, then for being normal :)

    75. D-Bag says – reply to this


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      The best part of Rumer's "performance" in The House Bunny was her backbrace.



    76. 76

      looks like rikki lake to me



    77. 77

      you tell em' perez, this unfortunate looking offspring of bruce and demi would be working at a grocery store if it was not for her parents. because her looks sure would not take her anywhere but minimum wage jobs if not for mommy and daddy. chick is not in the least bit attractive.



    78. 78

      I thought she was very good in the House Bunny! Did you even see it? See her act before you talk about it!

    79. goeze says – reply to this


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      She is not a conventional beauty, but gawd, she is not the beast you make her out to be. You never hear anything bad about her and that makes her OK in my book.



    80. 80

      It's funny how many people lash out at people who criticize her because they "don't know her" but then these people who also "don't know her" turn around and proclaim how "sweet" she is. lol Now I've never heard Rumer talking in person but I am flown out to Hollywood on occasion to do interior design for a Hollywood big shot so I do get to hear how some "nice" actresses talk about people behind their backs! I hear them at parties in corners (where I usually try to hide) and they are saying crap about various actresses…..she's so fat or she's such a slut! She's not good enough for such and such a guy. I also see some of them head outside to "smoke" their "special" cigarettes! I've heard some of these actresses dissing Rumer and her friends, amongst others. Saying they're a bunch of bitches and that they have terrible taste in clothes…etc! I'm not saying that what they are saying is gospel…just repeating what I've heard! Don't bother though, with the jealousy bullshit, the ladies were beautiful and all have bigger careers than Rumer and her friends. These ladies of course wouldn't even blink an eyelash to tell a reporter that ANY of the girls they were bashing were among the most talented and kindest people that they know….and they would be "honored" to work with them! LOL!!!



    81. 81

      Re: Superpissed – It's kind of funny that you crack on Perez for commenting on these young girls while Rumers father runs around dating them! LOL!!



    82. 82

      Re: AnniePannie – like I'm going to waste my money on crap like that? I sometimes don't even see my (sometime) boss's movies.



    83. 83

      It seems so obvious because so many of these nice posts ALL sound the SAME and say the SAME thing over and over and OVER again; so this person has multiple nicknames and/or multiple computers ie lap tops etc, or bruce and demi are paying people to post nice shit about their ugly ass daughter on perez's site, because let me tell you, other web-sties, 95% plus of the posts rag on her and say how fucking fug she is. note to bruce and fake boobed, lipoed, & botoxed demi: start paying your paid ass kisser employees overtime and search other sites, because 95% + of the American public thinks your daughters are all very unattractive looking. And it has only been recently, because if you go back and look at older rumer posts, their paid ass kisser and the one or two people doing all the posting, were not there. GOD know they are not at other sites. RUMER YOU ARE SO UGLY!! YOU NEED TO STAY INSIDE!!

    84. EmmaH says – reply to this


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      I saw her in Hostage…..did she suck or what? That girl clearly cannot act. Now maybe over time she will improve, but for right now I hope she never gets any leading roles. The small part she's getting on CSI: NY is probably just right for her. I hope she doesn't let any of her admirers comments go to her head. If she does her career will crash before it even leaves the ground.

    85. EmmaH says – reply to this


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      Re: Eagles Fan – LMAO! You are soooo right! I went back and read several of the posts which consisted of:
      1) She knows she no great beauty, leave her alone!
      2) I thought she was amazing in the house bunny
      3) she can't help the way she born, leave her alone!
      4) Perez your a… some nasty name
      5) She not ugly, you are!
      LOL! It does look like some people are either being paid or are defending her because they are either related to her or are a friend of hers.
      I don't take what they say about "being unfair" too seriously because you know darn well that most of those posters citing how unfair and abusive some of us are to poor, poor Rumer have undoubtedly made numerous insults about fat people…..it's called Karma! LOL!!