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Earlier in the week, we posted this entry, which Margaret Cho wrote on her blog.

Well, the shit hit the fan and it was messy!

Diarrhea all over the place!

Margaret has taken to her blog again - in a post entitled "I’m a Christian, you Fuckers" - and she's ANGRY!!!

Says Cho:

I’m a Christian, you Fuckers
All kinds of Christians are getting mad about my Sarah Palin comments, and it is pissing me off.

First of all – you fucking fake Christians - don’t fucking question my Christianity. I grew up in the church. My grandfather was a minister, who is with God now and talks to me in my dreams from God’s corner office. I am a former Sunday school teacher. I taught the Bible to children and showed them how to love God and invite him into their hearts. I believe in God – but I don’t fear him. God is my best friend. God is my ally. God is my boyfriend. God is my best fag. I am God’s fag hag cuz didn’t you know, God is a big fag. Serious bottom too. Butch in the streets, femme in the sheets. That is my God. God is my biggest fan. God gets me, dude.

God wants us all to just get along. He doesn’t give a shit about the profanity. The bitch fucking invented profanity. He thinks it is hilarious. He just wants you to talk to him, and he doesn’t care what you have to say. He just wants to keep the conversation going. Like Jay-Z, he just wants to love you. He just wants you to be able to make your own decisions. God is all about you and what you need. God is happy that you are gay. God made you fucking gay cuz he thinks it is awesome. God understands if you need to have an abortion. That is why he created abortion, on the 8th day. God accepts. God forgives. God loves all of us, even though some of us might have a problem with each other.

Don’t fucking question my Christianity you fucking idiot assholes. If you continue to have a problem, then talk to God about it, not me, you fucking racist homophobic misogynist fake Christian shitheads. God thinks it is funny that I swear so much. He said I could use his name in vain or whatever. He just wants me to use it. He loves me. So fuck you. And I guess he loves you too. Even though you are fake Christian assholes. If you were truly Christians, you would let gays get married, and send them fucking presents from Bed Bath and Beyond!

If you truly believed in Jesus, you would try to be like him and love us, fags and dykes and feminists all. God bless you, even you. You fucking fuckers.

Hallelujah!

Can we get an an Amen?!

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511 comments to “Shut Cho Mouth”

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  1. lutes says – reply to this


    1

    loves the Cho.



  2. 2

    hahahaha I fucking love it!
    fuck the closed minded christians that think they know everything and can tell people how to live their lives



  3. 3

    Amen!



  4. 4

    wow really strongly stated…but she is right…christianity isnt based on judging…its based on acceptance….



  5. 5

    preach on my sister AMEN!



  6. 6

    Amen sistah!



  7. 7

    The problem is that the message is lost in all the swearing. It's distracting and takes the mind off her point. But hey whatever, if she feels her right to swear is more important than getting her point across, have a profanity party.



  8. 8

    wow!! that was alot of FUCK!!

    alot of fuckin-ness………

    WOW.

    still seems un-christian to me………..:)



  9. 9

    …I hear ya Margaret…it's all cool…..



  10. 10

    AMEN! :D



  11. 11

    That's right! God is love, not hate. Margaret can love God any way she want. It's not about vocabulary. It's only about LOVE.



  12. 12

    It would have more weight if she did her research before she started blasting Palin and now she would have more credibility if she didn't come across as so angry. Her cursing doesn't impress me, anyone can curse, she should have made a better argument instead of trying to be funny, loud and obnoxious.



  13. 13

    oh wow! hahaha. sounds uber christian to me.



  14. 14

    i totally agree with it she is amazing God is amazing and he loves all of us i am so sick of people who to use religion as a way to justify their hate "who who does not love has not come to know God because God is love" so how they hell can people just around hating people for living their lives they way they want if God wanted people to live with such strict restrictions he never would have given us the greastest gift of all: free choice! love cho, love perez, and i love my Lord



  15. 15

    LOVE that woman.



  16. 16

    LMFAO! AMEN 2 THAT! shes sucha christian poser!



  17. 17

    I just loooooooove her!!!



  18. 18

    I love her so much now. I was never a huge fan but she just said everything I think about my faith and Christianity!!
    I am seeing her in a totally different light now!!



  19. 19

    AMEN AMEN AMEN!



  20. 20

    eye lieke huh. huh sho in Seattle wuz fan-fuckingtastic :)



  21. 21

    Wow, what a classy lady. I dont know what "God" she has in her head that would make her say God is ok with killing babies. However, I would expect trash like that to use language like that. It's offensive and turns me off of her.



  22. 22

    god i fucking love that bitch. preach on girl.



  23. 23

    I think she's my new idol



  24. 24

    This shit id funnnnnnny. And very true. AMEN!



  25. 25

    since when do 'christians' drop the 'f' bomb so much??



  26. 26

    fuck off cho



  27. 27

    I believe in God – but I don’t fear him. God is my best friend. God is my ally. God is my boyfriend. God is my best fag. I am God’s fag hag cuz didn’t you know, God is a big fag. Serious bottom too. Butch in the streets, femme in the sheets. —- Um, I don't know what form of Christianity you practice, but that is definitely far from a traditional or fundamental one. I don't suggest you step foot in a Sunday school anytime soon. But you can beleive what you want, that is your right.



  28. 28

    Dude…her awesomeness is simply…lovely



  29. 29

    boo-ya!



  30. 30

    You Go, Cho!!!!



  31. 31

    AMEN!!! I'm an atheist, but if more Christians were like this, open and accepting, maybe I wouldn't despise religion so much.



  32. 32

    rofl ..a whole lotta fuck-ery. eh hem tho seriously dude I'm a God's fag hag. *Rolls Eyes* yeah…



  33. 33

    if the world had more christians like you, perhaps it wouldn't be so fucked up. It's sad now that christianity is no longer a faith or organized religion…it's a weapon. It is in fact the worst weapon of all. And the fact that it is being used to do such horrid and inhumane things is why it is impossible for me to ever respect it. I agree with Cho, you fucking fake ass christians preaching your pathetic hate speech, you truly are the abomination, not the rest of the world….



  34. 34

    The phrase "God created abortion" makes me feel ill. Nice argument.



  35. 35

    A.FUCKING.MEN.



  36. 36

    ~*ROCK ON*~ That's what I'm talking about!!! Now all you JUDGMENTAL, CLOSED minded little peons can talk ALL the SHIT you want! But the fact is at the end of the day…….that's the fucking truth…..god made EVERYTHING here, GAYS included he is NOT up there hating people he is up there LOVING his creations!!!!



  37. 37

    I can't say that I know to much about Margaret Cho but I will say……..AMEN!

    I am a fan now.



  38. 38

    Cho, I fuckin' LOVE you, girrl! Come back to Sea-town soon!



  39. 39

    Re: KellyJ – Lol…you wish more Christians were "opening and accepting", but you also "despise religion so much". Why should you expect anybody to be "open and accepting" when you admit to being unable to afford them the same courtesy?

  40. Tiro says – reply to this


    40

    Amen!!!



  41. 41

    Re: CreativeOne – #12
    uuuuummmmmm….have you ever seen her comedy act!?!?!? That's the WHOLE POINT…she is an awesome comedian who doesn't hold anything back and tells a lot of people a lot of shit they don't WANT to here!!! DUH



  42. 42

    there are sooooo many things that I dont agree with here but who cares, the bottom line is that God does want us to be like him and quit judging everybody. So Im going to keep my mouth shut (yeah yeah for once, I know, I know) and just say "amen, effing amen sister Maggie Cho." High five too, why not?



  43. 43

    I would have laughed if it was funny as im guessing it was written to be. And its great she thinks shes a chrisitan and maybe underneath it all she is. She forgot that most of us dont give a damn who she praises at the end of the day. We just want her off of VH1 and off blogs



  44. 44

    Oh I forgot to add, lil sister is effing HOT!!!!



  45. 45

    Oh fuck to the yeah! Margaret is the HBIC.



  46. 46

    that is the best blog I have read in a long long time (no offense)
    I want to join HER take on religion.



  47. 47

    Amen!

    lolz I adore her sentiment. Although personally I'm agnostic, but if all Christians were like her, they probably wouldnt have lost me!



  48. 48

    loves it! seriously many (not all) christians need to look at themselves before they judge NO BODY is perfect and god (if you believe in him) made us that way…. so amen!



  49. 49

    Re: Almondjoy – #42
    KUDOS to you my friend~



  50. 50

    I'm definitely not an uptight Christian…..and I do believe in equality and I DO NOT judge. But as a Christian I have to right to my opinion!!! and Margaret Cho is an Idiot!!!! The words she used and the content is completely uncalled for!!!!
    McCain/Palin 08
    McCain/Palin 08
    McCain/Palin 08
    McCain/Palin 08



  51. 51

    i love her lil buddy she is so funny…..

    does she have spina bifida?



  52. 52

    HAHAHAHAHA! Awesome!



  53. 53

    I didn't know who the fuck she was but I LOVE THIS BITCH!! YES!! GOD FUCKIN CREATED US ALL!! BEING GAY IS NOT A FUCKIN SIN!! How in the fuckin hell would God call love between two human being SIN?? GOD, WHO PREACHES FUCKIN LOVE WILL CALL LOVE SIN!! That's why all fundamental Christians, Jews and Muslims are all fuckin stupid. God did not create hate. God created love so be like him and accept LOVE between two people.
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    MARGARET CHO FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!
    MARGARET CHO FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!
    MARGARET CHO FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!
    MARGARET CHO FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!
    MARGARET CHO FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!



  54. 54

    Stop giving this loser publicity! I give her show two seasons, cuz no one gives a sh!t about her.



  55. 55

    the truth is that you get more hate from christians that from atheist.
    religion is a joke.religion distracts from loving god and is used to scare retarded voters.



  56. 56

    She talks my kinda language!!!



  57. 57

    Loves it! Preach it, sistah :] Exactly how God should be perceived; God loves everyoneeeeee :]

  58. SuzyP says – reply to this


    58

    AMEN!!!!! I like her sooooo much more after reading that.



  59. 59

    amen margaret cho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  60. 60

    AMEN MOTHAFUCKERS!!!



  61. 61

    No, really, tell us what you think. Don't hold anything back.



  62. 62

    Wow… you know theres not to many people you can actually call a CUNT but she is definitely one of them! Times are changing sweetheart, and since you can't stop it I suggest embrassing it!!



  63. 63

    Re: beejeezez
    From what I understand this was a retort on her blog in response to her critics and not a part of her "act". I think it would have been more effective if she stepped outside of her persona and actually made a valid point. Again, anyone can yell or curse. I could attack peope that piss me off with a war or words, but it would never change their mind or attitude. If she wanted to get through to her critics, she'd grow up and actually show that she is more than a cursing, self-serving, judgemental, hypocrite. And if she believed in the 10 commandments (some really core values of Christianity) she wouldn't have said that God said she can take his name in vain. Hey, I am a Christian and I am a sinner. I don't know the answer anymore than the next person, but I know that if she is as smart and as big a Christian as she wants us to believe, this would have been her opportunity to show it.



  64. 64

    AMEN.



  65. 65

    I fucking love it too! Amen, sister! She has a new fan! :D



  66. 66

    I'd love to see her take on Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. She'd have them crying like girls!!



  67. 67

    wow i love her!



  68. 68

    LOL! She certainly fucking sounds Christian . . . I wonder if Jesus would approve such a hate-filled and angry speech, even in his defense? Hmm?

  69. auds says – reply to this


    69

    I'd have appreciated what she had to say a lot more if she didn't say fuck every other line.



  70. 70

    A-Fucking-men Cho!!!

    God made us in his own image…duh!!! He's a Big Gay ^.^ Yay

    Palin is a fucking hot mess…fuck her and her drug addict son, pregnant and druggie daughter, her troopergate mess she made and the fact that she can "see Alaska" from her backyard…fuck you fucktards who fall for the Palin hype-ignorant fuckers!!!



  71. 71

    I agree with Miss Cho except not in so many swear words. You know what ruins God for people moving closer to him??? People do. Ignorant, narrow minded church goers that can't swallow their own proclaimed biblical philosophies and morals. Unfortunately it's people that ruin religion and not God Herself.

  72. tiffy says – reply to this


    72

    Her swearing is a bit extreme, but I am 100% behind the message. God loves everyone. And no one can judge you except Him. So let everyone love Him the way that makes them happy…..

    "We can never be the better for our religion if our neighbor is the worse for it."



  73. 73

    fucking AMEN!



  74. 74

    AAAAAMEN!

    probably one of the best blog posts i've read in a while.

  75. Aequa says – reply to this


    75

    She's awesome



  76. 76

    i love her so much!!!



  77. 77

    you don't judge but yet you still call Cho an "idiot"? I think the idiot is you.



  78. 78

    I thought it was pretty funny



  79. 79

    Re: CreativeOne – You're the kind of person she is referring to…..WAKE THE FUCK UP AND GET YOUR NOSE OUT OF THE "GOOD BOOK" It WAS written by MAN!!!!



  80. 80

    LOVE LOVE LOOOOVE! I'm so glad you're finally on her side Perez. She's always been amazing and you've finally realized how great she is!!!



  81. 81

    Re: Queen Of All Canada – #72 YES!!! Loves it! God Herself!!!!



  82. 82

    That is cho funny!



  83. 83

    I would have taken her much seriously if she wasn't making herself sound like an angry 17 year old boy.

    First off, no matter if God "created" swearing, that is still not a reason to dumb yourself down.

    Second, just because people, such as myself, does not support abortion does not make us or me a bad person.

    And as a Christian, I have learned to accept these things. Now that people know about abortion, they will fight for it.

    I have no interest in controlling another's life just because I do not support everything that she says.



  84. 84

    Lmao, god love her.
    I love her



  85. 85

    Margaret, you rock! Everyone send Lipstick (ugly ones like Wet & Wild) to Sarah Palin at the Alaska Governor's Office. Put some lipstick on that pig!



  86. 86

    Amen sister!!!!!!!!



  87. 87

    Re: beejeezez
    No, I am pretty sure she was talking to homophobes for the most part. Which I am not. Secondly, you can't say "amen" to someone who says quit judging others and then turn around and judge someone. That was weak.

  88. Hmmmm says – reply to this


    88

    Oh, now I know who Margaret Cho is, she is a BIG FAT LIAR!!! There is no way that woman EVER taught in a Sunday school!!! I do not believe there is a priest, preacher, woman or man of GOD that would have her in a Sunday school room with a mouth and attitude like that!!! That is the FURTHEST thing from being Christian and god fearing that I've witnessed to date, and I assure you if she taught Sunday school to my kids with that mouth, I'd sew it shut for her!!! What a PIG!!! Your parents must be so proud… you are icky.



  89. 89

    yeah, well, don't just throw God's name in there and speak for him. Like God talks to Margaret Cho and tells her his preferences. Seriously, I'm a Christian and not intolerant of people based on their sexual preference/race, but I am intolerant of ignorance and people who think people give a damn about their opinions. Shut the hell up and stop blogging, you stupid hollywood trash.



  90. 90

    WOW, how can she talk like that about God?
    she's going straight to hell, God forgive her, saying he's a 'fag' thats just wrong.



  91. 91

    Re: No Patience – I can see the dumbness has rubbed off on you. We get your point, you don't like Palin, your an angry person, and you love getting attention whenever you can, just like Cho. Congrats.



  92. 92

    she's funny but her show is totally copying My Life on the D-List



  93. 93

    Re: Millie05 – i agree! there is no need to be so profane to get a point across. She just wanted to "shock" people and i didn't even finish reading the last paragraph because i was so sick of reading the f word.



  94. 94

    I think I love her, LOL
    she is like an asian/american gordon ramsey
    love her and I agree with everything she said, I have met many Christians that I think God would be disgusted that they claim to serve him, mm some should be on their way to hell right about now, and I am not that religious.



  95. 95

    hahahahahhaha
    Amen for Cho & her opinions. love her show (and her blog)



  96. 96

    God, I love Cho!



  97. 97

    Re: KFedUp – THANK YOU!!!!! Same here, when it comes down to it, people just need to respect one another. There is a diffence between being honest and just being annoying. Cho is the case here. She needs to get a life and stop making herself dumb. If she was arguing for abortion, but she did it without all the cussing, I would totally respect her and her opinions. But now that she is acting all aggresive, I shut off to what she has to say.



  98. 98

    OMG! She's my new fucking hero!!!



  99. 99

    Disgusting. I feel very sorry for her.



  100. 100

    A-FUCKING-MEN!!!!!!!

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