Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
What's worse than a pregnant teenager????
A pregnant teenager who also had a history with drugs!!!!
Oh the shame.
We hope for her sake that this isn't true, but….
According to their new cover, The National Enquirer claims that Republican VP pick Sarah Palin's sperminated daughter, Bristol was caught doing drugs.
Wouldn't surprise us!