The Long and the Short of It
Filed under: Anglophilia > Wacky, Tacky & True
Hope she douched!
On Tuesday, He Pingping, the world's smallest man, and Svetlana Pankratova, the world's woman with the longest legs, were in London to promote the 2009 edition of the Guiness Book of World Records.
He stands at 74.61cm total.
Svetlana's legs measure 132 cm.
Crazy!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: September 17, 2008 at 11:30 am




yikes.
"hope she douched"
shut up, you sexist pig.
i hoped you cleaned out your colon.
OMFG.
he looks like he's about to get sucked up into a black hole
Now that is hilarious. Little dude's just waving like nothing freakish is going on.
um. hot.
" HOPED SHE DOUCHED" lmao!!!!!
…that's the long and short of it…"Any Day Now" Perez will post something of interest…
Again Perez, a day late. This photo was on all blogs yesterday! Smarten up.
Re: karencarpenter – lol
She is built exacltly like a barbie doll!!! AMAZING!
Y do U hope she douched Perez? What do you know about it? Nothing, thats right, nothing. Nice try but waaaaay, waaaaay off.
Re: Melissa is always right –
I know — waaasssuuuppp???
AMAZING.. or would be a little more amazing if I hadn't seen it on TMZ two days ago lmfao..slow news day P?
Dude- I know you are gay and I could care less….but just how filthy do you think women are?
Maybe if you actually saw a vag every once in a while they wouldn't be such a scary concept?
Upskirt! I wonder what kind of panties she was wearing…
Damn!!
Re: Stevie D. – "i hoped you cleaned out your colon". Too funny!
It looks like she just gave birth to him…weird…
wow, what was the photographer thinking when he/she took that picture? strange…
No need to douche but one teeny tiny fart and that poor lil sucker will be out for a week!
132!!!! SH!T!!!
She can use that little guy as a dildo for her !!!
its just not right
132 cm = 52 inches. 52 inches = 4 ft 4 inches. Those are some pretty long and sexy legs. Wow girl! So how tall is she?? 6′7″. Thank God she's so hot. Girl is all about height.
Lil dude stands at just about 2 and 1/2 feet.
74.61cm? What is that in American size?
Wouldn't mind those legs wrapped around me !
Hope she douched, perez!!
Not everyone thinks virgina's are gross you homo.
Hope you washed your balls.
douching isn't actually good for the cooch–it pushes bacteria back up inside it. wash normally in a shower and everything should be ok. if you get yeast infections or any questionable discharges, see your gyno. don't listen to perez, he's so far removed from vaginas that he probably doesn't even know what one looks like, other than what titney and hilton have shown…
What a bizarre, disturbing photo.
Re: M3chick – that's a good one!
She must have to wear a lot of skirts
Did that thing just fall out of her? She thought it was only gas, but nooooooo.
i thought that was princess diana. Hmmmm.
Why is she wearing that ugly dress?? and that little guy is a turn off..
Re: mama of 2 – wink…
almond joy…..I laughed so hard at your comment. Thanks! That poor little man would have nightmares for a week if he looked up; it has to be as big as his head.
LOOKS LIKE SHE JUST GAVE BIRTH TO A FULLY DRESSED BABY
her legs are 4 feet 4 inches long? wtf? thats craaazy long. they would come up to like my neck…
oh and lil dude is cute, i wanna put him in my pocket.
She's pretty !
& he's soo cute !
Re: midi – Exactly what I was going to say. It's not good to douche…………………EVER!!!!!!!!!!!
centimeters mean nothing to me. can you speak american please?
No shit!!
This is a hilarious picture!
There are so many comments to make about this that for once I am speechless.
I think that any man who will be giving this lady a doggy style will stand on a stool to do that….
I am curious to know where she finds pantyhose that don't stop mid-thigh.
Re: && I got a thing for you! – SO STFU AND GO TO TMZ YOU DISEASED HOLE. NOBODY HERE LIKES YOU ANYHOW
Re: LetttyB – STOP USING MY NAME, COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT ONE!
thank you for using the metric system!!!!
Uh, that must be a nice view he's got right there…sheesh.
If he doesn't look up he's a homo.
mario is so very obviously clueless when it comes to vaginas…. LOL, what a fuckin retard! even most guys/gays know a thing or two about the vag
Hi, Karen good one! This is interesting.
Re: Stevie D. –
Thank you! Couldn't have said it better my self!
wow you think theyll make a sex tape like minni me and his wench?
Go Russians! Русские вперед!
She looks retarded with them long ass legs.She gets SHIT stains bewtween her shoulder blades.
Hope she douched! ROFLMAO that made me LOL! But it was unnecessary! what, you expect stuff to leak out her vag onto that little man?
the little guy is so cute! you just want to pick him up & pinch his cheeks!!!
dude… update your blog… American's don't use the metric system.
A woman overpowers a man. I'm sure he was dying to look up…
Yes..she does have a Barbie Doll figure for sure!! She kinda has a Princess Di look to her…maybe it's the haircut and haircolor that make me think that. A nice looking lady!
You know that little guy looked up after the picture was taken!!! hehe!!
Perez…your douche comments are rediculous!! How about familiarizing yourself with a woman's body for gods sakes!!
You should checking your foul smelling sack, your cheese dick, and your dingleberry encrusted ass hair before you spout anymore idiotic remarks about women's parts!!
Yes..she does have a Barbie Doll figure for sure!! She kinda has a Princess Di look to her…maybe it's the haircut and haircolor that make me think that. A nice looking lady!
You know that little guy looked up after the picture was taken!!! hehe!!
Perez…your douche comments are rediculous!! How about familiarizing yourself with a woman's body for gods sakes!!
You should check your foul smelling sack, your cheese dick, and your dingleberry encrusted ass hair before you spout anymore idiotic remarks about women's parts!!
whoaa, that chick is hot.
and im not even gay.
dude is really short too.
thats weirddd.