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"Bicyclist arrested while carrying stolen goat"
Leave the goat alone…or the Chupacabra will get ya! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.
[Image via WENN.]
Bicyclist arrested while carrying stolen goat
It's a crime you don't hear about every day. A Rhode Island man is accused of stealing a goat from a Seekonk family, all to settle a bad debt.
According to officers, Tania DaSilva saw 50-year-old Anthony Pereira Sunday morning riding away from her family's Elm St. home on a bicycle. She said he was also carrying a goat he had taken from their barn.
When police stopped Pereira a short time later, they said he was riding his bicycle and was still carrying the goat.
Pereira told police he stopped by the home because DaSilva's father, Alberto, owed him money for work he had done on the property. However, when no one answered the door, he decided to take the goat instead.
Police arrested Pereira on three warrants and charged him with breaking and entering for a misdemeanor and larceny over $250.
Pereira was arraigned Monday at Taunton District Court. The case has been continued to Oct. 14.
The goat was returned to the DaSilva family unharmed.




…however did they know? Maybe Helen Keller spotted him forst…
wtf??
Re: karencarpenter – first=forst and it was a typo. I am not one of those…who say first…even though I just did. But it is an entirely different context. "Bless The Beasts and Children".
FRIGGIN' HILLBILLIES! THAT'S HILARIOUS!!!
I wonder who is going to be his scapegoat?
Re: karencarpenter – HAHAHA! HELEN KELLER!!!
Re: Hard-On – HAHAHAHA! PEOPLE ARE FULL OF JOKES TODAY! LOVES IT!
Goat bling.
Grillz Douche
Re: OBAMA 08 – Keep the politics off this site.
President Douche
i like the royal goat in the photo. he would make a swell pet.
Im with punky penguin on this….I'd really like that goat. I'd totally make him wear that blanket all day. Nothing says "I'm rich" like "look at my goat"
i couldn't stop laughing at this, i just kept on picturing a man on a bike with a goat LMAOOOOOO!
ROFL
Willis, are you branching out now?