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Michael Lohan Wants To Fight….

LezLo's father is the ultimate publicity whore, besides Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, of course.

Michael Lohan is telling reporters that he's looking for a celebrity to fight against him in the boxing ring to raise more money for "numerous charities."

And, guess who is at the top of his list to punch????

Yup, us!!!!!!!

Poppa Lohan wants to box against Perez in the ring!

Should we do it???

We're thinking about it!

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: September 18, 2008 at 10:09 am

147 comments to “Michael Lohan Wants To Fight….”

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_Alice_ says – reply to this

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Scum…
DaBitchIzIndakrazihouze says – reply to this

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get Danny Bonaduche
to break his teeth
out
like he did to Johnny Fairplay..oh yea…
mama of 2 says – reply to this

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i'd watch the fight.
AngieFrange says – reply to this

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YES! Do it! Get a professional cage fighter to train you and beat his ass!
ammmber says – reply to this

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Perez, he'll jack you up like a hyundai. You fight like a girl. But if you do it, wear some tight pink number so we can see your nads.
mama of 2 says – reply to this

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he looks scrappy.
nikki_1973 says – reply to this

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Why not? You're just as much of a Z-list fame whore as he is. Id love to watch you get your ass kicked.
BiancaBABY- Survived IKE! says – reply to this

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DO IT PEREZ! beat him up!! lol
Furbyfucker says – reply to this

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Shoot, give me the money and I'LL fight him.

he's dragging his 15 minutes of fame to a whopping 60 seconds.
sweet-as-sugar84 says – reply to this

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LMAO he's an ass
krazihottkelli/bitchygrl says – reply to this

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perez
put some gloves on and
beat his face into
the
ground…boxing is good for you..try it…
missmauri says – reply to this

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I THINK YOU SHOULD GO FOR IT…KICK THAT SCUM BAGS ASS PEREZ!!!

PS: IM SENDING YOU MY LOVE FROM TEXAS PEREZ…YOU ARE THE BEST!!!
Mui from Montreal says – reply to this

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For charity? You should! TEAM PEREZ!
LettyB says – reply to this

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YOU SHOULD SO DO IT PEREZ! BUT I THINK HE HAS IRISH ROOTS AND THE TEND TO BE RELLY GOOD BOXERS!
fountngirl says – reply to this

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NO, you should NOT! Your far to pretty and smart for boxing. Do a spelling bee or some challenge like who knows Lindsey's life facts..birthday,drug of choice ect.
marsmellow says – reply to this

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yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes do it!!Or Rosie should be on the ring
EmmiLou says – reply to this

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Haha… do it and kick his ass!
CrankThis says – reply to this

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You letting yourself be used by this guy is like giving $20 to Ryan and Redmond and Tatum O'Neil.
Any money you would make would only be used to pay for his hotel, food, car, personal trainer, make-upartist/girlfriend.
You are doing a lot for charity by advertising them on your site.
The Babe says – reply to this

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OMG YOU TOTALLY SHOULD!!!! HAVE SAMAN AND LINDSAY BE THE RING GIRLS!!!! HAHA
missmauri says – reply to this

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WAIT…DOES THAT COP LOOK LIKE MARTHA STEWART TO ANYONE ELSE BUT ME????
mama of 2 says – reply to this

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Re: DaBitchIzIndakrazihouze – that was sooo funny when he did that.
drop the fool right on his face.
lmao
Tlovesperezito says – reply to this

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You should so do it!!!!! Get some training and get back to the gym. I would love to see you wuuup his ass!

by the way — first bitcheeeessss
heleon says – reply to this

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i don't think you should do it. hes a drunken cheating lieing scum bag who has spent time in prison. make it a mental fight or ask dmx to train you first
Spindoc says – reply to this

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Why give him any more publicity. The WOST thing that can happen to this guy is to have everybody stop paying attention.
Pocahontas says – reply to this

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I take the little weasle in the woods and beat him to death.
CassieD says – reply to this

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wow perez - now he's using you!
Ritabebe says – reply to this

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Perez, there ar times that I even wanna punch you! But that loser? nooo, no te rebajes!!! dont you dare! plus he will prob steal the money anyway! Do not even think about it! I dont aprove! lol
icehot69 says – reply to this

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*Lulu* says – reply to this

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Hell yeah, Do it Perez!! You will kick hes ass
frettyfrincess says – reply to this

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No you shouldn't and I'll tell you why, he's a nobody and you're the awesomest person in the world. All that would happen if you did it would be him getting more attention then he deserves. That being said, I know you would totally kick his ass if you did. LOVE YA.
mollymouse says – reply to this

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dont do it perez he is crazy! and wants to just use you for attention and money…he deserves no attention at all
Anonymous says – reply to this

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FUCK YEA!!! HAHA
shake1 says – reply to this

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I bet Perry this is the one thing Samantha and you want both,to beat the crap of this man.No wonder Lindsay doesnt get near La lately.I wish she stays away from him.He already has started the suck up game in order to get near her again.
Twelvethirtyfour says – reply to this

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Shit, that'd be priceless. Kick his ass!
mama of 2 says – reply to this

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he should just fight spencer.
to the death.
they both love the attention.
and we all want them to get hurt.
jessiedee says – reply to this

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If it's really for charity……………..otherwise, no - don't do it - this guy is an ex-con!
kiki_tatu says – reply to this

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Oh PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! Sock him in the jaw & break it so doctors will have to wire his damn mouth shut for a while! He's such a famewhore, willing to do ANYTHING to keep his name in headlines. SHUT HIM DOWN & SHUT HIM UP, PEREZ! We love you!
melly says – reply to this

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i say do it but ONLY if you are confident you can beat him. you're definitely in great shape to do it now and you have way more supporters then he does…just make sure you are gonna be able to win. oh and make sure YOU get to choose the charity the money goes to if you win. i wouldn't trust that scum bag to not keep it and use it himself.
Apparition says – reply to this

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you should rip that homophobe a new one and then as a punnishment he should have to support and walk his daughter down the isle with whomever she wishes to marry!
MaryTT says – reply to this

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do it! id watch.
AmberKat says – reply to this

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Someone needs to kick his ass, I think Vin Diesel is a might fine celeb for that job, i want front row ticks
hilarychill says – reply to this

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OMG, do NOT do it! You're way too good for that, Perez!!!
riKa says – reply to this

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DO IT! DO IT! knock that mothasucka out!
chicabmore says – reply to this

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go kick is ass perez!!!
Sandy23 says – reply to this

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Nah, perezito, don't do it. You'll just actually be worth watching and people are going to give him money because of you; and I bet in the end there will be a ton of money missing, you can never trust that type of people.
Fire says – reply to this

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He will totally whip and wipe your fat uzz up and down the ring.

DO IT!!! I need a laugh like that!
AngelGangztaBitch says – reply to this

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Someone needs to make a cockhead and beat the idiot with it. His family is a disgrace to the world. They all should be put down.
Nashvillian says – reply to this

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Take his ass down
rrrachowww says – reply to this

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Do it! But you HAVE to get serious fight training. You can't wing something like that…you have to dedicate yourself. Be smart about preparing yourself, and you'll send that piece of shizzy running scared!
_Alice_ says – reply to this

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Re: LettyB – I want to see you and Andy27 fight. My money is on you!
luzmita says – reply to this

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PEREZ DON'T GET NEAR THAT CREEP HE WILL BITE YOUR EAR OFF….
Sonnenschein says – reply to this

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haha ;o)))
Zexy Chex-Z says – reply to this

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Do It!! Punch him in his BIG FAT MOUTH and shut him up! daddy Lohan is such a LOSER!!
xangelx4eva says – reply to this

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Do it Perez!! Kick his famewhoring ass!
karencarpenter says – reply to this

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…violence is never the answer! Oh, uhm, whaaat was the question? OH. In that case, kick his scumbag f*cking ass.
kerkieberkie says – reply to this

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Do it!!! You could raise money for a charity!! It would be great publicity. Plus, you could have your trainers help you prepare.
Afuckingswe says – reply to this

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Hahaha He is totally insane.
But boxing, is that really something for Perezzz?
Lovely says – reply to this

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DO IT PEREZ! It would be funny to see you beat him up lol
Anonymous says – reply to this

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PEREZ!!!

DON'T FEED THE ANIMALS!!

YOU'RE SO MUCH BETTER THAN THAT. HE'S JUST USING YOU FOR MORE PUBLICITY.

SO SAD.
Frickah says – reply to this

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do it so i can throw a "perez beats on mr.lezlo" party.
JokerBaby says – reply to this

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Re: LettyB –
Baby, now bring those cheeks over here. I want them.
O.J. would probably cut his head off for a price.!
loose-stool says – reply to this

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do it you big pole smoking cum swilling sissy boy butt pirate…
BellaKatie says – reply to this

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I say, DO IT! It's for charity right? I would def. watch!
Chemoot says – reply to this

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Nah, he just wants another 15 minutes of fame and you'd be fueling the fire. Plus, what if he wins? Then you'll have been beaten by Lindsay Lohan's DAD. Pretty lame. I say you should opt out.
Nonbreeder says – reply to this

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Just skip it….
JokerBaby says – reply to this

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Re: LettyB –
where is andy?
is he _Alice_?
ANGIE R.W. says – reply to this

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DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Roz says – reply to this

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DON'T WASTE YOUT TIME!!!!!! FOCUS ON YOUR CLOTHING LINE AND YOUR RECORD DEAL!!!!! OOPS ALMOST FORGOT THE WEBSITE!!!! LOL
THIS FUCKER IS JUST LOOKING FOR SOME COIN!!!!!!!
AND FROM WHAT I HEARD ON HOWARD THE OTHER DAY YOU SOOOOOOOO DON'T NEED IT!!!!!!!
you suck says – reply to this

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I'd donate $500 to see him wip your gay ass
Sammy says – reply to this

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I don't know Perez he seems like he can kick some ass!!
Sammy says – reply to this

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Re: JokerBaby – I have not seen Andy in a while either. Yesterday there where few comments since he was not here, it seems like when he is not around alot of "other people" are not around either.
_Alice_ says – reply to this

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Re: JokerBaby – LOL, I'm not Andy27. He's gross.
David Beckham says – reply to this

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go Perez…. you might end up fight on bed with him. Love to watch you both together. Remember have a good kiss
MaggieMay says – reply to this

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Perez: You have to do it. You are at your "fighting weight" and think of how motivational it would be to get in even BETTER shape to punch the crap out of Daddy Lohan! Do it baby!
RizSaysWHAT says – reply to this

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I would pay to watch this fight….over….and over….and over…and over…and over…again.
mamajud says – reply to this

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make sure you are up to date on your shots
MissAlexis21 says – reply to this

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Train and then Fight Him!
Boxing gets you in amazing shape, and then you will be able to kick his ass!
LikeCheddar.....CHEESY says – reply to this

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Do It Perez! KICK THAT DOUCH NOZZLES ASS! Im so sick of the Lohan family, Miley Cirus and Speidi…..

GAG ME WITH A SPOON!!!!!!!
CrankThis says – reply to this

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bijan f j andp parisa
missjules5x says – reply to this

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kick his ass perez!!!!!
dinkle says – reply to this

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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO IT!!!!! I would pay a million to watch you punch his dumb ass out!
OBAMA '08! says – reply to this

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YES! Butch up and kick his arse!
Sal says – reply to this

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Silly boy do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MC-Daddy says – reply to this

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don't he will really hurt you. LOL.

as I get older people who have nothing to lose are the worst people to piss off!
mamajud says – reply to this

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Re: RizSaysWHAT – i'll fight you for your dogs……..they are too cute
M3chick says – reply to this

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I think he should fight Tanya Harding….she'll beat his ass!
Stevie D. says – reply to this

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yes, do it..
and televise it LIVE.

i wanna see him beat you to a bloody fucking pulp.
sweethotashes says – reply to this

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DO ITTTTTT PEREZ!!! That would be fuckin AWESOME!!!!!!
Fatnastycubanyogurtgulper says – reply to this

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He'd kill ya…. So do it.
Juggalette_Baby_Sweets says – reply to this

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if u do fight him Perez, get tito from UFC to train u or get him to beatr his scummy ass
lisa00789 says – reply to this

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Don't do it Perez… you don't wannt go near that disease infested lunatic!!!!
lisa00789 says – reply to this

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PUT HIM IN A BOXING RING WITH JASON STATHAM!!!
G2kr@~~~ says – reply to this

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I wouldn't give this asswipe the time of day! Be the better person Perez and tell him to fuck off!
vickster says – reply to this

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Maybe you could organize a nice non-violent duel against him…maybe checkers!!??
RockChick711 says – reply to this

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Whats to think about? DO IT.. HE is the biggest douche bag ( aside from Spencer and Heidi of course ) and you can kick his balls in..
lala420 says – reply to this

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DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!!

And if you get your ass whooped…. you will be taking one for the team!!!
hollywouldntyou says – reply to this

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don't do it perez! it would be a pathedic media whoring event
TattooedBettie says – reply to this

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Meh, get Danny Bonaduce to do it. He pounded Bob Levy like a silly girl over the weekend, he could do it to this piece of shit too..
lala420 says – reply to this

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P.S. I think a more interesting fight would be to see you take on SaMAN in the ring…. or even better, lube-wrestling!! Hahaha she would def get scrappy on your ass… and I could see her pulling her leg back over your head & you screaming like a girl…. lol now THAT i would pay money to see!!!
BabyLuv says – reply to this

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You should totally do it!

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