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Michael Lohan Wants To Fight….

Filed under: Personally Perez > Celebrity Feuds > Michael Lohan

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LezLo's father is the ultimate publicity whore, besides Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, of course.

Michael Lohan is telling reporters that he's looking for a celebrity to fight against him in the boxing ring to raise more money for "numerous charities."

And, guess who is at the top of his list to punch????

Yup, us!!!!!!!

Poppa Lohan wants to box against Perez in the ring!

Should we do it???

We're thinking about it!

[Image via WENN.]



148 comments to “Michael Lohan Wants To Fight….”

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  1. 1

    Scum…

  2. 2

    get Danny Bonaduche
    to break his teeth
    out
    like he did to Johnny Fairplay..oh yea…

  3. 3

    i'd watch the fight.

  4. 4

    YES! Do it! Get a professional cage fighter to train you and beat his ass!

  5. 5

    Perez, he'll jack you up like a hyundai. You fight like a girl. But if you do it, wear some tight pink number so we can see your nads.

  6. 6

    he looks scrappy.

  7. 7

    Why not? You're just as much of a Z-list fame whore as he is. Id love to watch you get your ass kicked.

  8. 8

    DO IT PEREZ! beat him up!! lol

  9. 9

    Shoot, give me the money and I'LL fight him.

    he's dragging his 15 minutes of fame to a whopping 60 seconds.

  10. 10

    LMAO he's an ass

  11. 11

    perez
    put some gloves on and
    beat his face into
    the
    ground…boxing is good for you..try it…

  12. 12

    I THINK YOU SHOULD GO FOR IT…KICK THAT SCUM BAGS ASS PEREZ!!!

    PS: IM SENDING YOU MY LOVE FROM TEXAS PEREZ…YOU ARE THE BEST!!!

  13. 13

    For charity? You should! TEAM PEREZ! :)

  14. 14

    YOU SHOULD SO DO IT PEREZ! BUT I THINK HE HAS IRISH ROOTS AND THE TEND TO BE RELLY GOOD BOXERS!

  15. 15

    NO, you should NOT! Your far to pretty and smart for boxing. Do a spelling bee or some challenge like who knows Lindsey's life facts..birthday,drug of choice ect.

  16. 16

    yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes do it!!Or Rosie should be on the ring

  17. 17

    Haha… do it and kick his ass!

  18. 18

    You letting yourself be used by this guy is like giving $20 to Ryan and Redmond and Tatum O'Neil.
    Any money you would make would only be used to pay for his hotel, food, car, personal trainer, make-upartist/girlfriend.
    You are doing a lot for charity by advertising them on your site.

  19. 19

    OMG YOU TOTALLY SHOULD!!!! HAVE SAMAN AND LINDSAY BE THE RING GIRLS!!!! HAHA

  20. 20

    WAIT…DOES THAT COP LOOK LIKE MARTHA STEWART TO ANYONE ELSE BUT ME????

  21. 21

    Re: DaBitchIzIndakrazihouze – that was sooo funny when he did that.
    drop the fool right on his face.
    lmao

  22. 22

    You should so do it!!!!! Get some training and get back to the gym. I would love to see you wuuup his ass!

    by the way — first bitcheeeessss

  23. 23

    i don't think you should do it. hes a drunken cheating lieing scum bag who has spent time in prison. make it a mental fight or ask dmx to train you first

  24. 24

    Why give him any more publicity. The WOST thing that can happen to this guy is to have everybody stop paying attention.

  25. 25

    I take the little weasle in the woods and beat him to death.

  26. 26

    wow perez - now he's using you!

  27. 27

    Perez, there ar times that I even wanna punch you! But that loser? nooo, no te rebajes!!! dont you dare! plus he will prob steal the money anyway! Do not even think about it! I dont aprove! lol

  28. 28

    DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!DO IT!DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!DO IT!DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!DO IT!DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!DO IT!

  29. 29

    Hell yeah, Do it Perez!! You will kick hes ass :D

  30. 30

    No you shouldn't and I'll tell you why, he's a nobody and you're the awesomest person in the world. All that would happen if you did it would be him getting more attention then he deserves. That being said, I know you would totally kick his ass if you did. LOVE YA.

  31. 31

    dont do it perez he is crazy! and wants to just use you for attention and money…he deserves no attention at all

  32. Anonymous says – reply to this
    32

    FUCK YEA!!! HAHA

  33. 33

    I bet Perry this is the one thing Samantha and you want both,to beat the crap of this man.No wonder Lindsay doesnt get near La lately.I wish she stays away from him.He already has started the suck up game in order to get near her again.

  34. 34

    Shit, that'd be priceless. Kick his ass!

  35. 35

    he should just fight spencer.
    to the death.
    they both love the attention.
    and we all want them to get hurt.

  36. 36

    If it's really for charity……………..otherwise, no - don't do it - this guy is an ex-con!

  37. 37

    Oh PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! Sock him in the jaw & break it so doctors will have to wire his damn mouth shut for a while! He's such a famewhore, willing to do ANYTHING to keep his name in headlines. SHUT HIM DOWN & SHUT HIM UP, PEREZ! We love you!

  38. melly says – reply to this
    38

    i say do it but ONLY if you are confident you can beat him. you're definitely in great shape to do it now and you have way more supporters then he does…just make sure you are gonna be able to win. oh and make sure YOU get to choose the charity the money goes to if you win. i wouldn't trust that scum bag to not keep it and use it himself.

  39. 39

    you should rip that homophobe a new one and then as a punnishment he should have to support and walk his daughter down the isle with whomever she wishes to marry!

  40. 40

    do it! id watch.

  41. 41

    Someone needs to kick his ass, I think Vin Diesel is a might fine celeb for that job, i want front row ticks

  42. 42

    OMG, do NOT do it! You're way too good for that, Perez!!!

  43. riKa says – reply to this
    43

    DO IT! DO IT! knock that mothasucka out!

  44. 44

    go kick is ass perez!!!

  45. 45

    Nah, perezito, don't do it. You'll just actually be worth watching and people are going to give him money because of you; and I bet in the end there will be a ton of money missing, you can never trust that type of people.

  46. Fire says – reply to this
    46

    He will totally whip and wipe your fat uzz up and down the ring.

    DO IT!!! I need a laugh like that!

  47. 47

    Someone needs to make a cockhead and beat the idiot with it. His family is a disgrace to the world. They all should be put down.

  48. 48

    Take his ass down

  49. 49

    Do it! But you HAVE to get serious fight training. You can't wing something like that…you have to dedicate yourself. Be smart about preparing yourself, and you'll send that piece of shizzy running scared! :)

  50. 50

    Re: LettyB – I want to see you and Andy27 fight. My money is on you!

  51. 51

    PEREZ DON'T GET NEAR THAT CREEP HE WILL BITE YOUR EAR OFF….

  52. 52

    haha ;o)))

  53. 53

    Do It!! Punch him in his BIG FAT MOUTH and shut him up! daddy Lohan is such a LOSER!!

  54. 54

    Do it Perez!! Kick his famewhoring ass!

  55. 55

    …violence is never the answer! Oh, uhm, whaaat was the question? OH.