Dear Newsweek

Filed under: Personally Perez

THIS will never happen! See the last sentence.

Posted: Sep 19, 2008 at 9:29 am / Email this »

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55 comments to “Dear Newsweek”

mama of 2 says – reply to this

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what would i do all day if you stop?????
JokerBaby says – reply to this

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My titz are exploding here, LettyB.
Time for suckie suckie.
Spanky McButtBiter says – reply to this

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But IF you do, we WILL mourn, because we are all losers who devote mucho time and energy to you, Perez-age.
Liz11379 says – reply to this

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OMG—that would be a sad day
ruffmama says – reply to this

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I can't live without you Perez!
PaLady says – reply to this

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You can't stop until they pry your cold, dead, fingers from the keyboard.
afterglowie says – reply to this

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If you stop I hope the government lines your pockets like AIG. So many celebrities and readers depend on you. The world would not function without Perez Hilton.
LettyB says – reply to this

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Re: JokerBaby – THATS A LITTLE NASTY!
_Alice_ says – reply to this

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I would be upset to see you go….but it will happen one day Perez.
mamajud says – reply to this

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phew
gottagetit says – reply to this

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wow thats funny! face it though Perez you are already branching out into other things…..if the right offer came along u know u would take it!!
CassieD says – reply to this

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not you hunny, you'll be vlogging on your death bed - loves you!
Mimiren says – reply to this

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that will be a sad day in the world if that ever happens
Fluky says – reply to this

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I am addicted to this site! Fuck Newsweek!!
karrbl2005 says – reply to this

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u can't leave us Perez we lover u to much
tatimills says – reply to this

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of course it will
I mean, one day you're gonna have to get a REAL job rite?
Blogslut says – reply to this

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Ummm yea, that will happen in 2000 never!!
mama of 2 says – reply to this

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trl sucked anyways.
Honestly says – reply to this

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It will die when Perez himself dies. Of AIDS, most likely. Or dismembered by Mischa Barton fans.
CarrotTops says – reply to this

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Shit.. no doubt Perez will be blogging in his grave!!!
MRS.RICKY MARTIN says – reply to this

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I would die seriously
ruxylovesperez says – reply to this

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this willl nevver happen ((
ajbollin says – reply to this

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I hope not!! Love you P-rez! Last night I had a dream that we were best friends. In my dream you were a really good hugger.
leesa says – reply to this

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Never say never
amylala says – reply to this

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yea perez, you better never quit blogging. i mean, what will people do all day at work?
amybrweer says – reply to this

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No freaking way!!!!!
PerezIsRetarded says – reply to this

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Below are a few lines from Obama's books, IN HIS WORDS!
From Dreams of My Father: 'I ceased to advertise my mother's race at the age of 12 or 13, when I began to suspect that by doing so I was ingratiating myself to whites.' / 'I found a solace in nursing a pervasive sense of grievance and animosity against my mother's race.' / 'There was something about him that made me wary, a little too sure of himself, maybe. And white.' / 'It remained necessary to prove which side you were on, to show your loyalty to the black masses, to strike out and name names.' / 'I never emulate white men and brown men whose fates didn't speak to my own. It was into my father's image, the black man, son of Africa , that I'd packed all the attributes I sought in myself, the attributes of Martin and Malcolm, DuBois and Mandela.'
************'I will stand with the Muslims should the political winds shift in an ugly direction.'**************
Hmmmm….NO THANKS! McCain / Palin 2008!
Layzayah says – reply to this

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Well honey we have to admit to ourselves, that one day in the far far future that this will happen. But till then we still have you. I love you. Perez Hilton Addict. I Love it!!!
ShannonLovesPerezALot says – reply to this

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perez
if you ever fucking leave me
i'm killing myself.
3l$@ says – reply to this

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goodness i can only hope!
HelleHa says – reply to this

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i'd cry if that happened..
luvsmesomeperez says – reply to this

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omg life without perez would be, well, death
*MissLeia* says – reply to this

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mwahahahaha! TOO FUNNY!
dilly says – reply to this

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it would be like losing the coolest, funniest friend who's always around in need, who doesn't give us any drama, who has the dirt on everything and everyone, but mostly who cheers us up by keeping it realer than real every single day!!! (thank u!)
HotMommy says – reply to this

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When will they learn that WE LOVE PEREZ!!! They are just mad cause you call them on and put their shi-ote out there. Simple…don't do anything you don't want out there.
JP Shorty says – reply to this

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Never!!! we love u perez
DarylB says – reply to this

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Never, say never……very few remain relevant forever.
goldenlove says – reply to this

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Please don't ever go!
We'd ALL be lost without you!
UberBling says – reply to this

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lol no more perez
tasha says – reply to this

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Sorry Perez but they're right. One day you will no longer be relevant. Times change and what people like change. Enjoy it while you have it.
umyeah says – reply to this

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you're right Perez, it will never happen…..no one will mourn at all when you stop promoting yourself so much and you quit stealing stories from other sites
kmiller4 says – reply to this

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How fucking ignorant for them to even suggest such a thing.

Muah! Love ya Perezzers!
green*eyes says – reply to this

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Perez is just a fad, his time will run out too. Let's face it, he is not a real journalist. I am already getting weary of him and I have only been here a few weeks. His time will pass also!
shanana says – reply to this

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Dear Newsweek,

Don't hate the playa…hate the game..

xoxo
*brooklyn* says – reply to this

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someone please tell Mariah to quit dressing like a whore! be a lady for once. oh and she definitly had some work done on her stomach…
silverphoenix says – reply to this

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yah seriously no one cares bout TRL. Dunno what id do without this blog though….best gossip site evar xD!
punky.penguin says – reply to this

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hmm… i'd kind of like to see that happen, but then where would i waste my time on-line? and it will happen, eventually. nothing lasts forever!
Lidia says – reply to this

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omg i cant believe they are canceling TRL!!!! what Douches!!!!
Perez dont ever ever leave us!
jessie_jealousy says – reply to this

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PEREZ! THIS ALMOST MADE ME CRY! MY KIDS BETTER NOT HAVE TO MOURN THE DEATH OF THIS SITE, PEREZ!
amg114 says – reply to this

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omggg i would be soooooooo sad if you left. Please dont ever do that!! and who cares if trl is gone, its boring anyways
musthavegossip says – reply to this

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Why would they write such a obvious dig? Tres déclassé Newsweek!
xxomichelle says – reply to this

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soo true …
xxomichelle says – reply to this

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soo true … LOVE IT!
julylovexo says – reply to this

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STAY STRONG PEREZ!
babyboo_16 says – reply to this

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the assholes. NEVER quit blogging PEREZ!!

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Criss Angel Responds To Recording Of Altercation! Says Producer Provoked Him!

There are two sides to every story! Here's his!

In light of the audio recording released yesterday that featured Criss Angel threatening to knock out one of his producers, the illusionist's attorney, Ken Woloson, has released the following statement:

"Criss Angel was in the process of firing Joe Safuto on Wednesday when Safuto became abusive and Criss asked him to leave. Criss decided to fire Safuto in response to repeated complaints from co-workers and other magicians about Safuto's abusive and violent behavior and general ineptitude. Witnesses have attested that there was no physical contact and that Safuto very clearly was the antagonist. The audio released to the media is a snippet of a much longer conversation. We are exploring legal action against Mr. Safuto, including for his defamatory and illegal conduct."

Ouch! Sounds like he means business!

Give the clip a listen again (above)!

It DOES certainly sound like Angel was provoked! But enough to respond like he does?

What do U think?? Who's really at fault here??